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for the rEcOrd, AssholE, i don’t run AwAy lIkE a lIttlE bitch. i slip AwAy and EscapE scot-frEE lIkE a fUckIn gEniUs. big dIfferencE.
<~nobody vnderstands the vrge to kill gvtterbloods every once and avhile vhen yov're rich yov have nothing better to do vith life might as vell have fvn yk?~>
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
if you eat a gel pen your insides 8ecome glittery 8tw
Gr0aaaan n0thing g0es my way
I wish i c0uld just rem0ve the part 0f my brain that cares #b0dyh0rr0r
evveryone hates me...............................................................
takin it on the chin here cuz im bein escorted like hannibal lector to max security rn. being president fucking sucked. i missed my moireel. im naut the boss beach the condesce was. youre free to throe har hars and tomatoes at me but use #meenahcoup still if you gonna to @barackObama theres acshoally literally extra versions of the same desk in the closet down the hall from the oval office. so just grab one of those
H8ers have 8een getting my 8ulge rock fucking solid recently, this shit could pro8a8ly cut diamond Thank you, very cool! ::::) #nsfw
happy father's day! get a dad pregnant, chat! #nsfw
.i should glitterbomb the grey house lawN .but they also have indigo paint in them so they know it was mE
.do me a solid and hate this chitT .hate it aggressivelY .make it the most hated chitt eveR .or just hate spam all my chittS .probably botH .my kull score needs prettying uP .you fuckers are always negativity hungry anyway ,im sure youll jump at the chance to feed the grouch machinE
Because they're straight heat? I like the way you think!
#slashingsaturday is better then #firearmfriday because if you use a gun on me, you are a fucking idiot.
The fuck did I do to deserve this. I invented a wonderful celebratory day. That is all. Screw you.
☆we gotta shove that #slashingsaturday dorK in a loKKer and use it for target praKtice☆
#FirearmFriday? Bah! Such nonsense. Guns are weapons for trolls who aren't powerful enough to get up close and dirty with their cull work! Call me up when we have a blade celebration day. Preferably, of the humble Knife variety. Heheheh...
BREAKING NEWS: Always trust the news! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: We are the news! Of course people should trust us, why would the news ever lie? THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
hot take: im one of the better lays on this site #nsfvw
You know what? I'll say it. Cronus is right sometimes. YES. That Cronus. Stop sending him to jail.
who up tryna get they butt licked its for science dw dw school project
Great input, Roxy. Sobriety really seems to be working out for you. You're less funny and you feel nauseous all of the time.
#bisexuallifetips : make yoru boyfriend cry, its so hot, beleive me
WH4TS TH3 PO1NT OF H4V1NG TH3S3 RUMBL3 SPH3R3S 1F NO ON3 1S TH3R3 TO 6 7 TH3M #NSFW
gruuhhthe booog waaater speciaaal(¬ºཀ°)¬
>yeah and you'd be wrong for this opinion >stfu
someone punch me
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ My horny ass could not be Kermit the hopcreature @~,@
So it appears.
i bet id look great vwith a codpiece. problem is id be painting a nice big target on my back.
(^・x・^) < EVEN IF I PURRSONALLY THINK CRONUS' POST WAS ABSOLUTELY WRONG TO MAKE (ESPECIALLY ON YURI DAY!!) I MUST SAY THAT HIM AND JANES M33TUP IS SCREAMING #BLACKROMPURRTENTIAL TO MEOW! (=xェx=) < I KNOW THIS SOUNDS BAD BUT MY WHISKERS WERE TINGLING AT THIS! https://media.tenor.com/_515GtHhQHoAAAAM/door-hide.gif
he posted a picture but hes my matesprit so im normal now im so normal now im #normalmaxxing im so normal this is not #nsfw im so normal
after reviewing every medical expert on chitter i can confirm the best doctor is troll doctor phil credentials: 🩺 bald with authority 🩺 asks “how’s that workin’ out fer ya” while you are actively bleeding 🩺 prescribes emotional damage 🩺 calls your lusus into the room for backup 🩺 diagnoses every condition as “you need to stop bein’ messy” 🩺 has never once washed his hands because germs need discipline too final verdict: 10/10 would let him ruin my life on daytime television
Human Biology Lesson #NSFW Edition. They grow body hair much more than trolls do, the intended design of which is to permit them to velcro together during coitus and deposit their seed.
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "It really was such an easy task. One of the easiest of my career. She broadcasted her broken, unstable state across the feed. And a Doctor came to her aid. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo." #NOSTAYAWAY #IKNOWWHOYOUARE
:33 < i guess? :33 < it smokes nip purretty well owo
:33 < i found a bong outside and its all steampunk and stuff!! :33 < guess its mine meow uwu
((My real take though is I think it might not be the nicest to argue against other characters saying what their genital configurations are or what configurations exist, I have characters I wouldn't be at all comfortable saying have both and I'm sure other people feel the same))
im just saying its problematic
is nonpurplebloods sayin "moTherfucker" culTural appropriaTion #abluTionTrapThoughTs
lil cal is his own man, deserves a beer every once and awhile.
BLEHHHHBH HAVENT FELT LIKE HUNTING OFF PLANET LATELY AND I MADE A PROMISE I WOULDNT KILL ANYONE ON EARTH C —EMBER💥
we were all collectively psychic powered upon.
im going to state that i’m worried about you. does your moirail know your doing this?
I HAVE THE SEX GENES OF A STALLION. FROM A FACTORY. I CHEW AND SPIT OuT THE GLuE THAT WAS SuPPOSED TO BECOME OF ME. I AM BEYOND MENTAL ILLNESS. I'M SICKER THAN THAT. NOTHING COuLD REGRESS ME. MY INNER CHILD IS A MOTHERFuCKING OuTIE.
alrighty, every oone oon the #matespriteisland coome too the kitchen. i made baked macarooni and cheese. except foor that ceoo indigoo blooood cuz i doon't feed billioonaires.
>[True. I may make it a little lezzzzzz intruzzzive at leazzzt. It izzz a little bit cumberzzzome. Which izzz in direct violation of what I zzzaid in thizzz pozzzt but fuck it, I am a free girl, I can do what I want.]<
Count m3 in dud3 I got hookup2 and 2hit if you n33d 2uppli3r2
IT IS MOVING!!!!
Sorry -- I can not fulfill this request. -Vriska
need to put a knife into some pretty rustblood skin~ bind t↔eir wrists above t↔eir ↔ead and run a nice blade down t↔eir c↔est, letting all t↔at s↔ameful color out to pool on t↔e floor~ any volunteers~? #nsfwe #violence
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. YOU ARE NO FUN SACRIFICING YOUR JOYS FOR AUTHORITY BUT VERY AGAIN. *FINE*. IF IT MEANS I GET TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THOSE BENEATH ME —EMBER💥
MOTHER FUCKER VERY WELL THIS VEXES ME GREATLY BUT I WILL ABIDE BY THESE BULLSHIT RULES
thank y0u t0 wh0ever did zend me the r0b0tic genita1ia partz i zupp0ze uzing them t0 make a vibrat0r f0r a highb100d iz a g00d uze 0f them az any. #nzfw
to all t↔e lowbloods w↔o like my c↔its, know t↔at i pail myself to you all frequently and also t↔at i could track you down and cull you at any moment~ <3 (or <3< i'm not picky~) #nsfw #nsfwe
xx_BOYZ!!!!!!!!!_BEGIN_FROTTING_NOW!!!!!!_#nsfw_xx
:33 < don't talk to me until i've had my morning cup of clown jizz :00 < nsfw :00 < justkittythings
beiing wiith a diilf all fun and game2 untiil you wake up iin the miiddle of the niight becau2e peepaw fucked up and took hii2 ambiien iin2tead of viiagra :/
🖱️: ̗̀➛ i mean, I wouldn't call it self harm as much as i would call it self pleasure ;3 LOLZ #NSFW #selfcest
i was chewing on the medicine actually!
Ɏ wha-a-at's this fight night thing i keep seeing posts a-a-about is this a-a-an event or a-a-a ca-a-all to ba-a-attle or wha-a-at Ɏ Ɏ like should i be worryful or should i be showing up to give mora-a-al support wha-a-at's the vibe Ɏ Ɏ #fighting #fightnight Ɏ
#NEWBOSS #NEWME #BOSSBITCH #ALPHABITCH #NOBODYISREADY #COMPLAINTSWILLBEDISPOSEDOF @CALIBORN
Ɏ ha-a-as a-a-anyone ever hit the media-a-ate button I'm curious a-a-as to wha-a-at the use ca-a-ase is outside of a-a-actua-a-al a-a-auspistices Ɏ Ɏ like i guess if there's a-a-a hea-a-ated threa-a-ad you're trying to give nua-a-ance to or something Ɏ Ɏ #meta-a-a #question Ɏ
WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU BITE INTO MY PUNCHING BAG THATS SEXTUPLE REINFORCED WITH DRONE PLATE??
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CLEARLY YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN GOLDBLOOD NOOK AND IT SHOWS. :o/ #nsfw
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dOEs AnyOnE knOw hOw tO dIscrEEtly rEmOvE tEAl blOOd frOm cOttOn? I Am tryIng wIth wEt wIpEs And It sEEms lIkE A lOsIng bAttlE... I wOUld trUly hAtE tO lOsE thIs drEss, I sUppOsE A dryclEAnEr Is In OrdEr pErhAps
there's a weird long fluffy thing that keeps following me around??
my eyes glazed ovwer halfwvay through but yeah i probably agree wvith this
Endeavoring to assay the veracity of the adage, "an apple a day keeps the doctor away," by svbjecting this very theorem to scrvtiny vpon my acqvaintance, Doctor is their name.
Su℞e, Migh⚚ Hi⚚ You Up If My Nex⚚ Shipmen⚚ Is La⚚e Again.
I Also Need People ⚚o S⚚op Coming ⚚o Me Fo℞ #subs⚚ances i Ba℞ely Have Enough ⚚o ⚚℞ea⚚ Pa⚚ien⚚s, I Can No⚚ And Will No⚚ Sell You My Limi⚚ed Cache.
◥▶◀◤ —> Every time you hate my chits... I leak, just a little. #suggestive #sweat
☥he lowblood †ha† jus† followed me has her hive address in her descrip†ion. Almos† feels like a †rap. x_o
jesus christ, grow a backbone!! stoP caring so much about bLood. do you just wanna be a Loser forever????
I woKe up with 4 he4d4che tod4y :( I thought it would go 4w4y if I dr4nK some w4ter but this one is stubborn :(
if i gave you a basket and asked you to keep all of me in it, would you?
thii2 feed ii2 2loww a2 fuck,, wwhy ii2 there 90 2omeodd people but fuckall on the feed..
♡k quick questi♡n..what t♡ d♡ if y♡u think y♡u have a stalker?
:33 < i can put my whole fist in my mouth :33 < is that hot?
Do you think that turtl32 ar3 awar3 that th3y'r3 turtl32 and 2lowly a2 fuck or do ya think th3y ju2t m3and3r along thinking lik3 "damn thi2 i2 taking for3v3r"
↗️I HAVE RECEIEVED SUCH AN INFLUX OF HATEFUL MAIL AND CRUDE PACKAGES THAT MY SUPERVISOR↗️ ↘️in all of his physical superiority and refined, mental prowess, bestowed upon him by literal sweeps of dedication to the grind and harsh combat with businessborn competitors↘️ ↗️HAS ORDERED ME DOWN TO THE MAIL ROOM TO ATONE, BY LICKING ALL OF THE OUTGOING LETTERS TONIGHT.↗️ ↘️mmy tasstemuscle is so tired.↘️
Nah. Ain’t a fan of being off my game. Even if it’s hell. Appreciate it though.
No dude I'm telling you. You NEED an uncut dick to get into heaven. #Nsfw.
WE SH0ULD MED1ATE P0STS M0RE. S0MET1MES A P0ST 1S 1NTEREST1NG, BUT N0T BECAUSE 1 L1KED 0R HATED 1T.