♣ mediated by @alarmingApothecary
I woKe up with 4 he4d4che tod4y :( I thought it would go 4w4y if I dr4nK some w4ter but this one is stubborn :(
if i gave you a basket and asked you to keep all of me in it, would you?
thii2 feed ii2 2loww a2 fuck,, wwhy ii2 there 90 2omeodd people but fuckall on the feed..
:33 < i can put my whole fist in my mouth :33 < is that hot?

Do you think that turtl32 ar3 awar3 that th3y'r3 turtl32 and 2lowly a2 fuck or do ya think th3y ju2t m3and3r along thinking lik3 "damn thi2 i2 taking for3v3r"
↗️I HAVE RECEIEVED SUCH AN INFLUX OF HATEFUL MAIL AND CRUDE PACKAGES THAT MY SUPERVISOR↗️ ↘️in all of his physical superiority and refined, mental prowess, bestowed upon him by literal sweeps of dedication to the grind and harsh combat with businessborn competitors↘️ ↗️HAS ORDERED ME DOWN TO THE MAIL ROOM TO ATONE, BY LICKING ALL OF THE OUTGOING LETTERS TONIGHT.↗️ ↘️mmy tasstemuscle is so tired.↘️
Nah. Ain’t a fan of being off my game. Even if it’s hell. Appreciate it though.
WE SH0ULD MED1ATE P0STS M0RE. S0MET1MES A P0ST 1S 1NTEREST1NG, BUT N0T BECAUSE 1 L1KED 0R HATED 1T.






