Jade Harley
@gardenGnotic
hello!! i saw everyone else was on here and i didnt want to feel left out so now im here!!! :D
the just the way you are guy is on here????
dude you have to show him one of your beats. maybe he'll let you produce for him
B33 < its b33n a whole deal jade idk if you want some of these d33ts B:// < the stuff theyve b33n doing to troll bruno mars is and has b33n furankly unclawnscionable
i heard he died??!!?!?? other than that i've just seen people wanting him around and stuff
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i am too tired to attend a crucification
I’LL MAKE A REPORT ON IT. I WILL MAKE SURE IT’S BROADCASTED FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.
i can't even dress up for easter because of my stupid ears and tail :(
yourE gonna Look LIkE soLLux wIth hIs LIkE 4 horns
would people even care for that? everyone's already so in love with the bunny
DOGS > RABBITS. IT’S THAT SIMPLE. NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT THE RABBIT ITS JUST ABOUT THEME AND CUTENESS OR WHATEVER.
why is everyone still freaking out over eridan week when jade june and jade july are just around the corner?
dave put a heavy ass weight on my tail while i was sleeping so now i can't move
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usE your fuckIng spacE wItch powErs to fuckIng shrInk It or somEthIng
roLL It LIkE to thE othEr sIdE I wILL LInk an ImagE ImgchEst doEsnt want to fuckIng work
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we live in a society that does not value the musk of a woman nearly as much as it should and that saddens me #nsfw
True @vacantCadaver I love your stank - 🤍
i imagine you out of anyone would be appreciative of the wonderful musk i've built up over the past days
five hours of sleep and two energy drinks is all i need #lockin
guys please stop talking about chocolate eggs. you know i can't eat those :(
but everyone else gets to go to the store and buy the cute little chocolate egg cartons
wordle 1 751 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟨🟩 ⬛🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟩🟨⬛🟩 🟩🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 whatever. i won't let this ruin my morning
he's right behind me isn't me
Look at her go. Didn't knoW those things could be used to generate lift. We'll miss you.
wait whaaaaaa........ ==> off she went, never to be seen again. some say she's still out there somewhere, flying where no dog has ever been before
okay after many repeated delays here's my proof of cock. i even got a monster can so i can do one of those stupid size comparisons. my apologies for this taking a whole day to get done #nsfw #bulgeposting https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/img_5802.jpeg
(\_/) it might hurt you... or it might not. still. it should be registered as a deadly weapon (\_/)
it has made someone pass out before so you're not too wrong there :,)
you put my cock to shame jade, i cant believe this #nsfw
i'll report it to the government so they know what i'm carrying
i think i know what you're getting at. i know a lot of other jade's experienced more severe changes down there when god tiering. i was lucky enough to not get that as much. i just got a bit of a growth spurt
interesting! i dont think i got any taller :o anyway sorry to derail!! you have a lovely cock jade <3
wow that's so rude. i'm gonna go cry for at least twenty years now because of your cruel and mean spirited words, ampora >:(
posting bulge soon!! #nsfw #bulgeposting
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i'm on a seasexual diet. i see rose lalonde and start thinking sexual thoughts #nsfw #goodjoke
you'll never guess who just woke up
okay everyone now has to wish me good night really kindly and give me at minimum a high five
Have a good night, and enjoy this virtual high five.
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HAVE A SLEEP. WOULD YOU SETTLE FOR A PAT ON THE HEAD SO I DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SKIN TO SKIN CONTACT
Sleep well. High five and a smo+o+ch.
i need to get some hours of rest. when i wake up tomorrow i'm posting that dick pic i promised over 12 hours ago (whoopsie!!!). don't be mad at me i am a very busy woman!!!! >:( #nsfw #sleep
test https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/test.jpg
it sadly didn't work when i tried to do it in another reply :( i also need to learn how to mark these pics as being mature >:/
if you tag a post with #nsfw it will automatically put a spoiler button over any attached images!
yeah it's no problem jade! also your other post might not have worked because the image's file name had a space in it. the URL automatically turns a space into "%20" and breaks the link. be sure to use an underscore for the file name instead of a space!
unfortunately there is no way to edit a reply the way you can edit an original post so you will have to make a fresh reply with the working image or a new post entirely.
the whole website was bugging out??? damn it i missed the whole mess :/
I ALSO MISSED IT AND NOW IT FEELS LIKE EVERYONE IS BITCHING ABOUT NOTHING. FUCK THIS SITE I HOPE IT CRASHES AGAIN.
WHO THE FUCK ASKED YOU ROX IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE USING IT FOR ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE
ermmm actuallyyy im using it 2 fish for validation and compliments and DMs from cute boys which is VERY productive and important actually so shut up ur mouth karkat
GOD YOU'RE SO GROSS I'M GOING TO TIE YOU AT THE END OF A ROPE AND USE YOU TO FISH FOR TASTY OCEAN BUGS
wat if i just like come into ur hive and start eatin all ur food how bout that
THEN YOU WILL EXPEDITE THE PROCESS OF MY NEEDING TO USE YOU AS LIVING BAIT FOR NEW AND EXCITING THINGS TO EAT
ooohhh i wanna share my type too!!!! i like girls who are rose lalonde!!! :D :D