Jade Harley
@gardenGnotic
hello!! i saw everyone else was on here and i didnt want to feel left out so now im here!!! :D Lesbian btw!!
i will lower tax for all lesbians. the rest of you? we'll see
▲got my vote if you just get rid of the taxes, its fine, straight men can take over the bill cant you boys?▼
i know who im voting for president
what about the gays and bysexuals ys the better questyon, free money glytch?
woof bark
punching the air rn so you better stay out of my way
rose gave me a free use pass over the weekend and omg i don't think i've ever cummed this much in someone before. kanaya worked overtime with trying to clean everything that dripped out >~< #nsfw
it's getting difficult to keep up the silly girl status when most residents of the nearby cities are walking around pregnant because of you #nsfw
do you know how hard it is to keep up with the demand for girl bulge around here? #nsfw
rose said she loved me last night and my cock is still feeling the consequences of that #nsfw
the end of times is coming again :/
with the end ꙮf times cꙮmes the start ꙮf slimes. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Are you renaming yourself "The end of times"?
it's my godly duty to make sure my bulge has been inside as many people as possible #nsfw
dave told me we're bringing back the harlem shake this year and i told him that's fucking stupid
next lalonde i meet is getting pregnant #nsfw
hitting the town horny and naked, as per usual :B #nsfw
jading harley or harley jading?
baking the jade cake
3833 < Fefeta says to put mayonnaise on it
if you say my name 3 times while looking in the mirror i appear inside you #nsfw
having sex without a crowd is like watching a movie in an empty theatre. it's fine but the vibe just isn't as good #nsfw
[|||] weeell, voyyyeeeuuurism iiis preeettyyy aaawesome~
voyerisum, cucking, or whatever else you wanna call it. i love it all!
sometimes when i'm playing games with rose she gets kinda mad and rages a bit and it makes a little horny at times tbh #nsfw
ohhh its fucking peak. gets the pitch feelings fl0wing every time. you may just be the best harley tw0 ever do it.
the jadester is in
anyways there's way too many hotties out there walking around not pregnant so i'm heading out to see how much of that i can change!! don't be shy to say hi if you see me out :D #nsfw
[|||] i dooon't think iii've been arooound enooough humans to knooow what "preeegnant" iiis???
it's how we reproduce! basically one human fills the other with a special substance that fertilises their body!
finally i can get into chittr again!!