♦ pitied by @gardenGnotic
I Weep For The Future Of Sentient Life.............
DAMN. QUIRK CUCKED. IT'S THAT ONE IMAGE OF THE GUY SAYING 'I DON'T KNOW, THAT'S SCARY'
=oXO i think i can maybe manage on under four hours sleep but''' i don,t want to i want to sleep more =:( =oXO
they ain't the m@st creative m@nikers, n@r the best @n the hear duct. i'm sure s@me@ne'll find the right nickname f@r y@u!!
update on my teleportation situation i figured out i was in a pocket dimension so i folded it in on itself until a hole ripped for me to leave through what kinda irresponsible jerk makes a pocket dimension with no exit?? :I
1'LL B3 OK4Y... >:']
1 LOV3 R4NDOM D3PR3SS1ON 4ND BR34K1NG DOWN 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF TH3 N1GHT!!! >:']
P41L1NG S34SON? D1DN'T KNOW TH4T W4S 4 TH1NG... #NSFW
I TOOK SO LONG TO GET TO THE ISLAND!!!! IM BACK!!!! and im cold.. :(
You’re in his DMs, he’s in my office committing multiple federal crimes. We are not the same.
8=8 > "How big that dick" Small bitch leave me alone #nsfw
:33 < by the way. the tail is literally just a costume piece i used to wear. :33 < go find pictures of my sl33pself. :33 < if you think it was like an artificial spine extension because equius broke my back hugging me or anything else like that you're silly. :33 < because he would have just given tavros a tail if that was the case. :33 < then tavros and i could have chased each other's tails.
>>| this .is how .it .is. sometimes life just throws little sour yellow fruit .at you. .at least .i can with them something. .i do socialise .at least .at my workz but not caring much .about clients.
7eah i (an’t sta7 up. hope a (lue (rosses m7 path after i wake up
>>| can't. .i'm forced .and .i'm .in debt to boss.
>>| greetings to the chittr. .it .is night .and you know what that means. work. lots .of work. .i hate my .outfit's job.
YOU'VE BEEN HIT WITH A TOMATO CURSE.. OOOOOOOOOOOOO
don’t worry about me i’m a lesser jade #notdog
Este Es Mi Altura Casi Exactamente Y Me Dio Miedo Por Un Secundo Lol
(°. i hate all 𖦹f y𖦹u .°)
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FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
thinking of making my own site to host my stuff on but i know very little css or html :s
-> Sometimes When I Sleep Large Winding Coiling Beasts Black And Putrid Smelling Of Tar Speak To Me, However I Must Keep Making Deals, I Must = Your Total Is $6.90
this happens to me too
that's mu(h better than m7 rose garden joke i made earlier
wow, 7ou're right. that's a lot darker than i meant. joke (an(elled
One of those evenings
Can you determine whether my panties are purple or black, I wonder? #NSFW
Tonal whiplash to go from doomscrolling Chittr to getting death threats. Chit, am I cooked? I've always wanted to type that.
ma7be next time i’m stru(k with 7earning i should just go to sleep about it
at the "listening to angsty vent songs" part of my spiral 😔 i would lyricpost but id feel embarrassed
i am n0t a sexb0t st0p asking y0u are n0t permitted t0 kn0w what features i d0 and d0n't have #nsfw
I will never engage in horniness again. #nsfw
M3 4ND WHO HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/ZVZBFTB0/TUMBLR-L-1416844051932898.JPG
lmao someone broke a vase at the masquerade an the host said somethin about nsfw accommodations #outglutmasquerade #nsfw
f0r the rec0rd i am n0t a sexb0t i understand thats the impressi0n but maybe if i say it en0ugh times s0me0ne will believe me #nsfw
i'm not in the right headspace to go anywhere right now so i'm just going to sit right here from now till an indefinite amount of time
Y34H 1T H4PP3NS 1'V3 B33N W4Y TO MUCH T3R3Z1 NOT 3NOUGH PYROP3
do you ever crave physical attention someone petting you holding you close and you know you need it more than anything in the world but you can't, you just can't take it because it hurts more than it helps the pain of physical touch makes you yearn for the freedom yet again of loneliness ...uh i mean eheh woof i like scritches-!
morning i don't care if it's early i'm gonna drink #substances
That'∆ what the guy∆ at the office ∆aid today wa∆! But none of them came in their underwear!
wait wait wait wait the hug part not rose wait wait wait no wait
I Been Tuckin This For A While Now Dont Think It Will
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A masquerade seems like good fun. Unfortunately, appearing in-person somewhere may be too much of a struggle for me physically... that, and if someone sees me they may find out that I am actually three dimensional, with details to my face and body, and am not a silhouette.
The Needy Moment How Does One Solve This
1T W4S T3RR1BL3.
can't sleep. no sleep. fuck. #sleepdeprived
Sometimes I consider posting about the infinite yearning I have in my heart, but then I remember the ancient proverb: https://i.postimg.cc/90Q5w2cC/do-you-think-that-just-because-youre-lesbian-it-makes-that-v0-cn7htuq3bqne1.jpg
NOT 4NYON3'S F4ULT JUST W31RD LON3LY F33L1NG.
F33L1NG K1ND OF S4D... HM.. >:/
had a rly rly weird dream last night.. not even in like a funny surreal way tbh just one of those dreams that sticks to u after u wake up n makes everything feel kinda off for the rest of the day idk, i got a bad feeling about it honestly :/
I really should stop flirting with my alternate selves.
> 0ugh 1 need t0 g0 d0 that but 1m t1redd
Ɏ it's juice pouch a-a-and circula-a-ar hole pa-a-astry for toda-a-ay #mymea-a-al Ɏ
Oh how I hate him terribly. You know who you are. Incessantly obnoxious prick. #NotVaguePosting #DirectPosting
I will have to agree that my swooning has been getting… more and more obvious, I feel.
Day three Sorry @gardenGnotic and @abrasiveCuniculus https://i.postimg.cc/CK7CJqyk/Screenshot-20260512-194955.png https://i.postimg.cc/NF91gCK5/Screenshot-20260512-195011.png https://i.postimg.cc/KjknZp1Q/Screenshot-20260512-195036.png https://i.postimg.cc/L5cjhkPC/Screenshot-20260512-195055.png https://i.postimg.cc/prwKyQ8W/Screenshot-20260512-195113.png
((im missin so much context, WHAT?
You see, having small tits actually makes me more aerodynamic with less 8ack pain. So I’m technically 8etter that way! #coping #nsfw
P31x3s, 1f 1 d13 f1rst 1n th1s s1mul4t1on, 1 w1ll f1n3 you for 3v3ry f1sh pun.
hhfhfffff.... Why c☘︎uldn't t☘︎day be a day ☘︎ff f☘︎r me!!! I just want t☘︎ g☘︎ h☘︎me and scratch an itch that DESPERATELY needs itching Bwehhhhh #nsfw #suggestive? #idkh☘︎wt☘︎tagshit
jade will not reCover from the realisation that the tail was hers all alon6...
Actuallyy yyeah! But onlyy after a while wearing them, definitelyy takes time.
They know my weakness.
i am never sharing a recording of my voice ever i hate it.
ma7be it’s (onne(ting with blood that’s making it harder to disengage.
o| FuCkKkKk tHaT ArGuMeNt wAs gEtTiNg kInDa eXcItInG, y'aLl aRe tOo bLoCk hApPy :P NeRdS |o
❀࿐ i think that davve needs to.. take his pills and go to bed, in the most nicest wway i can put.
Hm, I was too nice today. 8itch mode activated. #h8maxxing
//How the hell does someone post a blurred image? Am I stoopid??? Please help!
I still ponder if I had gotten that girl pregnant by mistake... #NSFW #ROBOT
galactocentricgarden - pass i don't like myself too much. :( #selfimageissues
In An Unprecedented Development Im Here To Advise You All That The Mother Grub Has Successfully Trolled Me She Has Been Trolling Me So Happy Custodial Recognition Day To The Both Of Us I Guess
Dave's smash or pass and its consequences has been a disaster for chittr users #nsfw #shitposting
I'm sad.
i dont usually post stuff like this but i feel so sexually frustrated im just grinding on a pillow and it isnt helping much... #nsfw
1 p1ck3d th3 worst t1m3 to log on. Wh4t 1s s3rk3t post1ng 4nd why.
✐ᝰ Texted boss man to spar with me tomorrow and he said, 'Soleah. Go to sleep". So he REEAALLLY hates women ᝰᝰ
Morning Everyone I... Did Not Get Much Sleep Last Night
i did like to be on camera but … she is six feet tall i do not believe empress is doing any “slop”
My wives said I can kiss other versions of them. I am considering...
WOW.
Yes However Nepeta Is Interrogating Me On Their Identity And I Would Like That To Never Be Public Ever
I Should Not Be Posting Things While High Unless I Want To Spill Everything About My Personal Life i Request Everyone Disregard My Last Post
◌ My favorite thorn in my backside is here now. That on top of whatever is going on with Cerner means tonight is going to be just great, great fun. ⧂
i think maybe they should get a vote :/
Culinary crimes and food poisoning on the timeline. I’m shocked some of you have survived this long I’m ngl.
sometimes i fall into really bad insomniac episodes, and i don't know if it's better or worse than my narcolepsy.
out of how many people?
this makes me feel infinitely better about my situation thanks :p
what if im not young at all what if im lifetimes old and i still dont...
commander vantas assigned me to a mission that either feels like a test or hes fucking with me >:/
i just dont like my body, thats all. no shame to those who post that kind of stuff. im a bit jealous.
people who post #nsfw are braver than i.
why ↑s controll↑ng your emot↑ons so fuck↑ng h★rd?
naut loving her bein the victim of the human reproductive plotline (#nsfw probubbly) but ig someones gotta have it
/\ Not her fault \ /\ Brainwashing /\
ཐི༏ཋྀ Yeah, sucks when you feel like nothing fits your style so you just end up buying a whole new wordrobe essentially... - § 𝒥𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝒜𝓁𝒶𝓍ℯ𝓃𝓈𝒾𝓈 §
my *entire* fucking feed is doll right now, shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!
bor3d 4nd lon3ly for r34l.
i guess this is the only fun i can have? :( the war has been on a high-end shitfest as of late so theres no time for even sleep much less my hobbies
starting the day off by getting yelled at by my teenage nemesis, that's fun. really needed more of that in my life.
havent been in bed since yesterday morning and now finally crawling back into it. will probably wake up in 3 hours, do my usual work, check on ruby, paperwork, find something to eat, hopefully avoid commander vantas getting on my ass, more work, ruby, avoid getting killed in battle, eat, and maybe sleeping again and repeat... usual day
Is that a fucking gremlin?
1 gott4 f1ght som3on3. l1k3 fuck1ng f4st.
My Pitch Quadrant Is Vacant Only Because I Am So " Aggressive " And " Mean ". Not My Own Choice Of Words. Trolls Don't Want A " Twink " To Put Up A Fight These Days. #pensive #nsfw #pitchposting
#nsfw i was called "pettanko" today and i looked it up! and it does seem accurate, unfortunately ._.
NO I JUST FIND A LOT OF GENERIC INTERNET JOKES KIND OF LAME
ALSO TWITTER MAKES ME WANT TO RIP MY TEETH OUT
i think im afraid of being assertive :/ sorry.... :( i think im actually the mean one it sucks being the most powerful thing there is :( i dont know if people actually agree to stuff because they want to or because im strong :/
but i like a lot of you!! i think youre cool :/ but i wanna be.... nicer? no offense :(
maybe? i know im a meat jade :/
i would just feel bad about.... publicly subjecting people to that.... :/ you seem way more confident and comfortable and fashionable :) but youre kinda inconsiderate :/ i dont know if i wanna become you :P
are you really my future? :/
OK4Y, 1 TH1NK 1'M TOO S1CK TO ST4Y ONL1N3 ON TH1S W3BS1T3. SORRY GUYS, FOOD PO1SON1NG 1S 4 B1TCH......
i wish some of the alt janes were online it would be nice to see her text again
i just wanna feel included really :/
please include me in stuff :/
Maybe I shouldn't have eated that Milky Way bar wihle still feeling hangover symptoms. #ow #myhead #nowimalsonauseous
/I/ JUST G💋T T💋LD I HAVE A WASHB💋ARD CHEST CHITTR WHY ARE Y💋U S💋 EVIL #NSFW
my bad slime.
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c< bOuNciNg ON it iN a way tHat is wHOlly just.... fucKed up aNd evil #suggestive #Nsfw? i tHiNK, fucKeN wHatever >c
1 SHOULD SL33P 1'V3 ONLY GOT 3 HOURS OF SHUT3Y3 B3C4US3 MY ROOMM4T3S C4T WOK3 M3 UP. >:/
I’ve recently been fated to a wrist injury. It’s made.. personal time more difficult. #nsfw
I have bigger fish to fry. And they are Lalondes; I couldn't stop them if I tried.
in the club straight up jorking it + but it well lets just say my... yeah nevermind this is stupid
7ou’re in her dms i’m getting m7 joke stolen b7 someone i thought was a friend we are not the same
This isn't abo+ut yo+u, do+n't wo+rry.
...I serio+usly need to+ develo+p higher standards.
>> ¡dk but ¡ w¡ડh ડomeone wou1d do that to me Except maybe not ca11 me a g¡r1?? ¡dk maybe ¡d be okay w¡th ¡t, who knowડ at th¡ડ po¡nt. ડ¡gh
I am given to understand that this particular domain is, at times, inclined toward a certain… eccentricity. As for how one ought to regard such matters, I remain at something of a loss; being, as I am, a construct of mechanical sensibilities, I suspect I would scarcely partake in whatever endeavors its inhabitants—women among them—might undertake. Ah well. #NSFW #RobotStruggles
cmon brainnn its too early 4 horny thoughts #nsfw
-=[ bbokayy !!! x-)_☺]=-
TH1S F33LS L1K3 YOUR SOLUT1ON TO 3V3RYTH1NG
ugggghhhhhhhhh 1m sooooo fr34k1ng bor3d yo.
I could totally pail ∆omeone if I wanted to! It'∆ totally a choice to be a virgin I ∆wear!!! No matter what everyone in the office ∆ay∆! #n∆fw
Doe∆ anyone know what '∆uck the head' mean∆? #n∆fw
Waking Up at thiS UngogLy hoUR SomEhoW fLippED UpSiDE DoWn in my REcUpREcoon LikE i'm Doing SWimming pRacticE in thERE. i fEEL Light hEaDED bEing fLippED that Long
if i had a (aegar for ever7 time i tr7 to step aside and let someone i'm interested in get with someone else and end up in a threesome, i'd have two (aegars. and i would love (aegars. #nsfw
((Went to check Amanuz's profile to see if she's compatible with the WLW Nyrita as if her last name being Lezbos didn't mean anything
i think it might be time to shelve that whole "surprise, i'm horn7" dream
not that and also i wouldn't let 7ou i meant that it took 7ou seven hours from when 7ou said 7ou'd refrain from talking about how horn7 7ou are to posting that
sorr7, jade, that ship sailed a long time ago
The fuck.
If you insist. Just please remember to take care of your body and dont overexert yourself too badly?
1T'S 4 B1T OF BOTH THOUGH HON3STLY TH3R3'S NOT MUCH FORC3 N33D3D
i am tezting z0mething. bu- err0r. bu1hergf1rhfd. err0r. b. err0r. b-b-b-eeeaa. err0r. b. u.1.-- err0r. ...great. #nzfw
⋆˚🐾˖°gotta zpook it and rile it up before going in for the kill or zmth idk the metaphor'z gettin away from me°˖🐾˚⋆
Talking about buff women. I used to be one before the circus, Caine took my muscles away. :(
My hair is an in☭egral par☭ of ☭he revolu☭ion I'll have you know
Unfortunately, I will not be partaking. I have a certain image to maintain for my office, and posssting sssuch imagery on the web would reflect poorly on myssself and my office by assssssociation.
Hhhh. not sure yet. goingtoneedtotaketimewithasubject
Did I sleep through the bulge-rating?
megan thee stallion got cheated on so im gonna grab my fucking gun #violence
<<"i-i know, b-but, i'd just worry, l-like... what if they didn't feel the same way? w-what if i was making myself look like a stupid creep for wanting something like that?">>
fuck youre right goddamn it
<3-Okay-so-it-wasn't-just-the-ears,-she-got-out-the-leash-and-cage-too.-#nsfw
puppy stuff causing a tummy ache :/
ugh i dont feel great :/
((the hate was a misinput OH NO
im in a similar situation :/ so yeah
i feel like im losing my mind.... :( im gonna go for a walk :/
;; b-back to work hhh hh ;;
K--<i wish i had the confidence you do because if i posted like you theyd tar and feather me
i do love dick but not that one. #nsfw
> ah come on-💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 <
K--<FELT
gill i didnt make us this way
(( unironically almost everyone ive ever slept with has been a vriska kinnie and its NEVER GOOD. why is this my life? why is this my life!? #nsfw ))
II very much don’t lliike gamblliing. Such a waste of caegars!!
an unfortunate silent rechitt
𖠰Coworker walked by, took one look at me, said "mucking it in the slop!" and walked away. Thanks, I guess.
>[Yeah zzzo I woke up like two or three timezzz while I wazzz trying to zzzleep, I'd call that a zzzuccezzzful night for me.]<
Liife woulld be a llot siimpller iif that was the case, but no. =:[
Up far to+o+ early (late, rather)...
fuck just woke up feel more tired th∆n when i fell ∆sleep it's ∆ sc∆m istg
Sorry hhhhhh hhh I wrote too many words... hhh Once again... hhhhhh late lighhht blogging is dangerous... good sleep... hhh
>•★just woke up from my 6 hours of sleep and i feel like passing out again... i mean 6 hours is enough right-★•<
D --> Or that you left heavy machinery on that one can get you too
D --> Do not become paranoid about your social standing plummeting or that a close family member may find out and cast a shameful glance your way
You ugly beaches need to stop acting so familiar ψith me. That's ψhat I fucking mean, I don't like some of you, "I knoψ a version of you," beach, I DON'T knoψ you. I am here for a beautiful, healing, gorgeous time, not to deal ψith some flaky, ugly, raggedy mold beach.
You get way more nook and or other nether regiion2 and certaiinly biitche2 than II ever wiill, two be hone2t iit'2 totally a jealou2y thiing.
My belly is bloated and I'm in frequent pain; my patience is at an all time low!
Don't kill Jadey
THEY SAID HE WAS FRIED TO A CRISP HE IS NOT OK.
L3T N4TUR4L S3L3CT1ON T4K3 1TS COURS3 >:]
... am i the only dog girl without a dick ????? #nsfw
B33 < unrelatedly has anynyan efur been rammed by a d33r befur B33 < im fine but like B33 < man i wasnt even hunting i was just going fur a walk
dr diagnosed me with big fat booty disorder its terminl :(( #nsfw
sorry for ExtEndEd radio silEncE rEcEntly! my palmhusk had bEEn giving mE issuEs for a whilE and i rEcEntly switchEd to a nEwEr modEl. unfortunatEly, Enough is diffErEnt that it's throwing off all of my musclE mEmory and half thE timE i forgEt to pull up chittr to kEEp an EyE on you goofs.
Sometimes I wish for an apocalyptic event. https://i.imgur.com/Goifamy.png #nsfw #why
my bro is snoring so fucking loud i'm going to smother him with one of his godawful puppets if he keeps it up.
som3on3 told m3 to stop l3tting my bulg3 and nook d3cid3 my mat3sprit for m3 and i had to b3 lik3 'bitch whats 3<3n l3ft to h3lp m3 pick th3n?' #nsfw
// weird NOW its showing up for me
🜏 As muxh as ii Love love LOVE when o♱herrs underres♱iima♱e me, II♱ ge♱s so damn borriingggggggggggggg xome on wiill you no♱ ♱hrrow hands wii♱h a demiigod overr a paxk of xiigarre♱♱es ???? ):<死亡 #fiigh♱me #pleasefiigh♱me #iiwan♱xonfliix♱iinmyaf♱errliife ♅
Auauaghhhghhh thhhey actually made me work today hhhhhh :( And after I was already sad hhh thhhat I couldn't at least go and see whhhat hhhappened last nighhht... hhhhhh... Anyway~ hhhhhhhhhee hhh time to do a double shhhift of somethhhing hhh more enjoyable (reading hhhighhhbloods chhhits)
I Didn't Even Do Anything Wrong. Why Are You Doing This To Me. https://file.garden/y2lswzodi23qppvi/cranky%20hate.png ~ Geh Heh Heh!
WHO M4D3 MY BUNNY BL33D 1 JUST W4NN4 T4LK 1 PROM1S3.
i guess i'm gonna try something new this year and throw a party. i dunno if anyone will come, especially because i don't really... have a house, but...
if i'm in my body and you're in yours with no way to swap, how can we ever truly be together? no matter how hard i press my face into yours, a space remains . so am i alone ?
everywhere i go i see people ... h*lding h*nds.... inappropriate! #nsfw
I do not have the energy to type a post of my usual length. I am very sore, in every single muscle of my body. Therefore I am turning in earlier than usual unless I am too captivated by the Chittr feed to sleep.
Overly honest disclosure pertinent to, quote, "the world's biggest tunnel", end quote. I believe I was quite specific in my yearnings.
... it's so hard having unrequited feelings for someone ]: https://i.imgur.com/tfn0w2r.gif
we not doin this again harley 38/ if it aint drippin wet or shiny whats the point
i think the worsst part of thiss job iss the amount of tryhardss that come in and try to impressss me with their mussic know-how. ssorry bub, the clerk at the counter doessn't care that you lissten to niche sshit. jusst becausse the band hass lessss than 1k lisstenerss doessn't mean they're good
im thinking about the logisti<s of that and getting s<ared
busy with a mysterious quest!
i n33d my fr33 3nt3rtainm3nt
6m 2inc3 la2t po2t it r3al 2low hr2 tonit3
I probably shouldn't have had that coffee. I need to throw OUT the rest of that lusus milk.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I think. I miss my kismesis. #vaguepost ]
i think ppl already kno half my shit is about dirk, but ill still try 2 vaguepost anyway...
w3 gotta hav 2om3thin to argu3 abt
Can confirm. #ow #myjaw
Also. I had the /wildest/ fucking dream. A plot to cull Amporas indiscrimiately. A bachelorette party stormed by Empire assassins. Bougie treats and drinks. A boat ride. What the fuck.
≈ Ĩ have to say, Ĩ wasn't quite prepared for this sort of pitiful display so soon on my arrival. ≈
no hate jade but mine next to yours??? id look like an ant and my ego personally cannot handle that rn
[|||] iii was dooomed no matteeer what moooooove i maaade,,, gooooood game thooough!!!
said fuck me as a joke and now john and karkat are fighting what the fuck is going on #nsfw ish
Once again considering becoming stupid forever. It seems much less torturous an existence when I see others who do not have any forethought or strong mental capacity. Like yes, try to get your toast out the toaster with a fork. Genius move. That could be me.
I think I am. It's a shame.
some1 hate reacted 2 my tiddy pic n i took that personalyly 😔
A different o+ne no+w. I had to+ set that o+ne o+n the backburner.
Well, I tried my best to+ stay awake thro+ugh the day. O+h well.
5’9” im 26 male and in beverly hills looking for a bad time just the absolute worst
it was when i bit it that i realized how stupid it was >:/
i just spent half an hour chasing my own tail :/
[ E R R O+ R 1 9 2 3 2 4 ; VIA PARADO+XA FUTURA DO+LO+RO+SA ] They gamble fo+r his vestments. Co+llecto+rs items, they laugh. As tho+ugh all evidence o+f this will no+t be turned to+ ash within in a wipe. They kno+w this, deep do+wn. It isn't abo+ut the clo+thes, the glo+ry, the o+wnership. They simply wish to+ humiliate my so+n o+ne final time. His death will never be eno+ugh. It must always be mo+re. Despite it all, the leggings stay. Even the vultures think they are gauche. #viado+lo+ro+sa #easter2026
I am 8eginning to suspect I've developed something of an anger pro8lem. Not that I'd like to start delving into that su8ject, mind. Just idle o8serv8ions.
cannt evenn be. aroace inn peace. life is a fuck.
Um-- h'llo again...! (Dozed off again... 'm very tired today hahah.)
>>| well, sadly .i'm not getting knocked .out for two days. .an .issue with traveling .occurred. yet, .i'm still looking for .a partner to participate .in .incoming #deepthroatthursday. .anytrolls .out there, .i'll gladly respond to .any .invitation, .especially from purplebloods. #nsfw
V^ 0www... my back... ^V
you know when you randomly get jumpscared with dysphoria / like you're just sitting writing music / then suddenly / without warning / you hate yourself / and think you hurt everyone around you
Making my first OOC post to say that I, the real human behind this account, have the biggest most genuine hatecrush on Mituna Captor and it pains me every day that he's not real I need to kiss him and hurt him so bad
Don't you get cold? This sounds like a terrible idea, respectfully.
cHiTtR Is lIkE HaViNg a dIaRy eXcEpT SoMeTiMeS ThE DiArY ReSpOnDs hAtEfUlLy oR PeRvErTeD
im an old lady who takes a lot of meds :/
II don't know how Jadebloods do it. Losing even just one pupa breaks my heart. II never imagined there were so many runts that end up getting eaten by the bigger grubs. :( </3 Anyone have any advice...? #breedingcaverns #jadebloods #grubocide #grubongrubviolence
i need to farm clicks whats your favorite #nsfw ♡: boobs ◇: ass ♧: dick ♤: pussy
☆ I swear, today could not get worse~ the light in my respiteblock went out and I’m out of replacement bulbs~ Ughhhh~!☆
Being romantically unfulfilled is super lame and such, but at least I have 2003 3D platformer Wario World for the Nintendo Gamecube. This is a fine substitute for meaningful affection, I think.
:33< try this shit on me and ill cry
No If You Go Less Blunt, It Wont Work Properly
Ugh no⚚hing is wo℞se ⚚han waking up wan⚚ing ⚚o cull you℞self because ⚚he pain behind you℞ eyes feels like gnawbeas⚚s going a⚚ you℞ skull
>>| .i'm really hallucinating. .i swear, before refreshing chittr, .i saw someone mentioning mewgenics by troll .edmund mcmillen. .i need .a fix .of third .energy drink this night #substance #hallucination
o-|= how peculiar! i hath not noticed! =>
I see that the general conversation topic has once again shifted to less 'appropriate' topics. I reiterate that I do not judge anyone for what they wish to post, even if I myself would never type any of those words and click 'send it' so that all of you strangers can see my most personal and private thoughts¹, or my preferences. I support and encourage everyone to post as they please and use the free will they are given. That being said, I must avoid looking at the timeline at times like these, as trying to properly read these kinds of posts is... taxing, I suppose, on my mind. ¹ #nsfw
I STARTED DROOLING.
I hate when opposing counsel genuinely thinks they deserve to live.
You have to get on chittr and yes and the weird freaks on there, moral imperative. Do this before you even brush your teeth.
chat do i have aura https://file.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chittr/mandiethelfie.png
jutht call me ugly next time 🥀
its eridone for noww
just checked #amporacoin wwoww that is fuckin disappointing oh wwell
He was a bit nerv♡us cus n♡ ♡ne was saying anything. He’s ♡k n♡w I think <3
my quad2 2tay 3mpty cuz im ju2t 2ick wit it lik3 tht 😎 #ihav3crupplingd3pr322ion
>>| those damned .eggs...
OOkay that was a bad chitt I'm soorry.
1'v3 b33n cook1ng th1s up for 4 l1ttl3 b1t!! hop3 1t w4s worth th3 w41t 1f you s4w my l4st post. >8] #nsfw [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/66634324fc6d.jp3g
Vaguely aware of easter as a thing the humans do but I'm not big on holidays especially ones involving copious amounts of lactose... - 🤍
... y'know, somEtimEs a vidEo or post irrEvocably altErs my vocabulary, but likE, looonnnggg aftEr i'vE consumEd it. i rEalizE that i'vE startEd saying i'm chuffEd about things bEcausE of half rEmEmbEring that onE post with thE guy who bought stuff for his rabbit, and hE said 'littlE man's chuffEd' about thE most rEcEnt onE. but i couldn't tEll you whEn i watchEd it, what was sold, or anything ElsE about it. i dunno, maybE i'm putting too much thought into it.
What a night, actually left my hive for a bit to grab some groceries for once rather than ordering them. THe amount of 'hey you look familiar' is astonishing. How many times do I have to explain the statistical nightmare of two trolls being 100% identical
W9W. I CAN TELL THIS IS D9GSHIT ALREADY. SICK.
you put my cock to shame jade, i cant believe this #nsfw
IS MY PFP WORKING. OR IS THIS SITE SHIT? #IMINHELL
Public service announcement: Always take a shit before a job. It is embarrassing the frequency this complicates things even to other iterations of my gang.
Sorry ):
🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 i accidentally named my tomodachi island peen island.... i didnt realize
hit the wwwwatertrail wwwwith mmmma tonight. hanging out wwwwith her alwwwways fucking sucks but i'mmmm glad wwwwe got to splash around a bit. yeah she mmmmade mmmme catch a fish wwwwith mmmmy mmmmawwww before wwwwe could leave and i probably have trenchpod but wwwwhat's newwww
ok fine ill make one for the guys
★★★ NOOOOO!!! YOU MEAN THAT THEY'RE GAMING IN MY CAR PARK!? WITHOUT TELLING ME?! ★★★
what is it with roses and telling jades theyre pretty when theyre WAY more pretty? :v
I do not align myself with the BookTok Girlies who think they are freaks for finding Matthew Lilliard attractive. Although, he is. I prefer my erotica to focus on esoteric principles. Reading a sapphic love letter to a door knob at the moment. Hm, maybe #nsfw.
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3833 < Unfortunately, there are some people that don't know the dangers that come with getting Trickstered since timelines will diverge a lot! > 3833 < Thankfully, this should be a good lesson that they are not immune to getting VERY sick! >
No offense but they signed their fates.
When they get nervous they blow up
WENT TO A PUBLIC FILM SCREENING. OR AS HUMANS WOULD CALL IT. A CINEMA. BITCH PARTY BEHIND ME. WOULDN’T SHUT UP. WE NEED TO CULL. THOSE WHO TALK DURING FILMS. #STFU