SATURN
@lovwerBoy
Heyyyyy it's ur favorite baby boy Saturn! If I'm NOT ur fav yet, don't vworry about it, I will be soon XOXO ;) he/him spiritually + metaphysically + eternally 28 years old. human.
how to lockpick handcuffs one side only vwithout the other guy seein howv to do it
Step one, do not ask it on a public forum.
its ok he can't see this i still have his phone
Do you need a bobby pin? Or something metallic and slender? I can gift you one.
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! saturn if you're in legislaceratorial trouble & could use some help, i hope you know you know a guy with very reasonable rates
IM NOT IN TROUBLE IM JUST IN A SITUATION. that i definitely did not create.
POINT OF ORDER! let the record reflect that i believe you, & my business card is still in pinned ó’7
i think i think i can manage. i jist threw out the key as a precaution but the precaution turned out to be a no-caution. cause now i need to take a piss real bad an i only got one hand on the one hand and an ungrateful fish on the other. i can get a metal skewer from the kitvhen. MAYBE. without him noticin
ty fil i love that you believe in me
i am the penultimate activwe listener #thelistener
hi i'm chill
Wait I missed it why is that one cronus in jail again
he got dragged off b7 saturn to be less well. less all that
Somehow I think he is going to come back worse
oh i mean probabl7 but until then i’m enjo7ing a (hittr without him
its gojgn great actually, fyi
rooting for 7ou
thanks. i'm a goddamn legend a empathetic change. i thinj vwe'll make a breakhtrouh any aecond nowv.
Guy who no one is ever thinking about voice: This post MUST be about me. Because everyone is always thinking about me. :] Unrelated to that though, Dramatic irony is defined as a literary device in which the audience knows crucial information about a story's plot or a character's situation that the characters themselves do not know.
dobt dobthis to me rn dude pls
Saturn I love you forever. The mean posts are never about you.
yay vwhat about the nice ones
hey, saturn again. i knowv, i knowv, i said id giwve him his phone back, but yknovw wvhat they say. people, places, an things, right? heres hopin fewver distractions helps a guy out. ;p if i blocked you here sorry not sorry. anywvay, figure id make use a my guys bigger platform wvhile im at it. iwve gotten a lot a pointed questions by the wvay, not cool. "wvhy did you kidnap him?" "wvhatre you gonna do to him?" "do you havwe an axe in the wvoods?" no. i dont. im literally nice. an you all are vway missin the mark ovwer wvhat this is about. so wvhat is this about, saturn? iwve been thinkin a lot about trash lately. ivwe kinda accepted that a lotta people in the multiwverse knovw hovw ewvil wvorks better than i do. sure iwve seen it. evwils big, ewvils cruel, evwil runs the gamut betvween good gone wvrong up to flat out genocide. avwful shit. but i dont *get it* the vway plenty a the heroics on here get howv it wvorks. wvho gets the redemption arc or wvho gets to ride the lightning, yknovw? trash though. i dont think a lot a you havwe a clue hovw trash vworks. trash doesnt care about anyones best interests, not ewven their ovwn, because trash doesnt hawve a best interest in the first place. trash couldnt vwrap their heads around the good in lettin go a usin people if it hit em on the nose. all trash knovws howv to do is find the quickest wvay to get their hooks into any good people offer, an bleed it dry. includin gettin a sick kick outta prowvin themselvwes right an ewveryone else vwrong vwhen people throwv up their hands an say its all a lost cause. cause hey, that means trash gets to keep bein trash. i knowv trash. ivwe been human trash for 45 years. i dont ewven wvanna imagine hovw long cronuss been troll trash. so hovw does trash get helped? cause it sure as hell wvont go lookin for help ewven to savwe its ovwn skin. ...wvhat, you wvanted an ansvwer? get lost, that shit stays betwveen me an the bestie. i just...yknovw. vwanted you all to get it. havwe a little fuckin perspectivwe is all im askin for. @lowvwverboy
Good 7uck, M@n, Genuine7y. Ch@nge T@ke$ Time @nd @ Wi77 To Do It, But... If @nyone C@n Get Through To Him, You Prob@b7y C@n, Right?
hahahaha yeah somethin like that
hey hey vwhat happened vwhile i vwas asleep i just heard one of the people i vwant dead got kidnapped
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i did not kidnap him we're friends. friends help friends out.
saturn & cronuss retreat for moral grovwth heyyyyyy folks. for those wvho knowv me, its your favworite boy saturn! for those vwho dont knovw me, dont vworry about it, novw you do `;)` kind of a mindfuck postin from here, innit? sorry about that, its major vweird for me too. kinda freaking me out. ill giwve him his palmhusk back after this i promise. ivwe been doin a lotta thinkin this past month. specifically, iwve been thinkin a lot ewver since our buddy cro here started shootin himself in the foot only to reload the chamber an shoot some more. ivwe been thinkin a lot about vwhat it takes for someone to see the people from a different perspectivwe. ideally a perspectivwe that doesnt trash ewveryone around him. iwve also been thinkin a lot about wvhat it felt like to liwve wvithout perspectivwe, an vwhat extremes it took for me to get perspectiwve. i think im in a unique position to be able to do something here, comin from a fewv steps ahead looking backwvards at the pre-contemplation blackhole our guys stuck in. actually, im pretty sure this is the only thing i can do, because its been rattlin around in my head for a vwhile so im just gonna get it outta my system. cros safe, btvw, dont vworry. much as i empathize vwith a good wvitch hunt, i got a lot to unpack first vwith my friend my good friend cronus ampora here. kind of an intervwention i guess, lol. no big deal. wvere just gonna talk for a fevw days, okay? okay. lowve you guys, i mean it. thered be no me (or him!) wvithout you. ciao babes. @lowvwverboy
D--> Yøu ¢an keep him retreateđ. There is nø value in returning him tø the metaphøri¢al bøarđ. I đøubt any møunt øf feeling jams will ¢ure that bøttøm đweller frøm the e%¢rement that has quite ¢learly repla¢eđ his thinkpan.
you vwojldnt get it i can fix this i know howv to fix tjhis i'm a good person it's alvways darkest before the dawvn gotta hit rock bottom first it's okay
hold up. is saturn... doing something good here?
yeah no shit i'm doin somethin good, i'm alvways tryin to do somethin good i'm a good person. you know how hard it is actin like a good person? exhausting. actually it ain't even about bein good or not, is the thing. that's not my point. my point is connection, like somethin has to givwe first to really connect and people to get over themselves. i have to do this.
I ałways grøw curiøus when I see trøłłs ør even humans pøsting øn here abøut høw they’re the caretakers øf grubs, and it’s ałł I can dø nøt tø gø øntø their pøsts and inquire abøut the circumstances that łead tø that arrangement. I knøw peøpłe tend tø øvershare ønłine but I stiłł fear my curiøsity łeading me tø crøss a persønał bøundary.
curious about the parents, but not about how the grubs turn out huh?
I’m nøt quite sure where yøu gøt that impressiøn? Tø me it søunds møre antagønistic tø ask upfrønt the detaiłs øf their grub’s heałth and devełøpment; as thøugh I’m casting døubt øn the guardian’s abiłities tø prøvide. I ałsø knøw that regardłess øf høw they answer I cannøt swøøp in and dø anything abøut it før severał reasøns, nør can I necessariły føresee the øutcøme øf their wørk. I find it møre prøductive tø ask høw they came tø be in such a (før my timełine) uncømmøn pøsitiøn and, if they’re wiłłing tø share, what experiences they’ve had that might differ frøm my øwn. Certainły if sømeøne needs hełp rearing a grub I can be øf service, but I døn’t want tø seem presumptuøus in that øffer, sø I keep it in reserve. Additiønałły, they may have had øthers act cømbativeły tøward them før what they’re døing since it’s far frøm traditiønał– I seek tø avøid cøming øff that way as wełł, hence I why I typicałły keep tø mysełf.
i'm just sayin people always wanna hear from the parents about how hard it is, how they got roped into havin a kid, but no one ever wants to hear from the kids ykwim? people always got these big emotional stories about how brave, how fuckin against the grain they are raisin a kid themselves, all about them them them them tbem. i'm just SAYING maybe when the grub gets old enough maybe it wants to talk about how it was too yknow.
¥øu’re absøłuteły right, and I agree. My øriginał statement wøułd stiłł appły, høwever, as a stranger asking abøut the intricacies øf øne’s yøuth may evøke a simiłar respønse. Additiønałły, it seems there simpły aren’t as many trøłłs whø grew up in this fashiøn øn the site as there seem tø be the caretakers themsełves. Thøugh this may simpły be a case øf thøse users nøt wanting tø make that fact pubłic før whatever persønał reasøn; did yøu happen tø have this sørt øf upbringing, and that’s what inspired yøur cømments?
i'll uhhhhhhhhhhh get back to you on that one chief i'm savin all that dirty laundry for fathers day in a couple weeks you know how it is 🤪🤣🫠✌️ anyway i gotta go i got nothin but respect for the caverns thnx for listenin baby
sęęįng sątųrn kįdnąp ą crønųs įsn't thąt sųrprįsįng tø mę. hę įs my bęst frįęnd; I'm nøt gønną dø ąnythįng. į cøųld prøbąbly, bųt į dønt cąrę thąt mųch.
it is NOT a thing i do name one time ivwe kidnapped someone before
ITS NOT IN THE VWOODS IT'S BARELY EVWEN OUT A TOWVN
ęwęry crønųs yøų'wę tąlkęd tøø. krønøs tøø. į'm nøt sąyįng yøų'rę kęępįng thęm. :) sø įt's økąy.
that is NOT true i do NOT kidnaprhen i TALK to them an take them out for a heart to heart helpbthem out IT'S NOT MY FAULT THIS ONE IS A LITTKE BIFCH
dųdę, chįll, ør I'll crąsh yøųr plątønįc dątę ąnd mąkę įt ą thrøųplę.
i'm chilling
yes. see you can tell cause i ain't usin caps an i'm bein oh so very careful with spellin again. did i mention i love you dexter did i mention you're my favorite.
i won't be. i promise i won't be any more stupid than usual i'm just goin through a weird moment that's all ow ow ow
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i'm not listeningggg