SATURN
@lovwerBoy
heyyyyy it's ur favorite baby boy Saturn! if I'm NOT ur fav yet, don't vworry about it, I will be soon XOXO ;) he/him spiritually + metaphysically + eternally 28 years old. human.
ivve heard of sayin the wwrong name in bed an im wwonderin if the same evver happens to ruin a feelings jam howw wwould you react if somone said the name of their ex moirail in a feelings jam
yeah it sucks
sgrubgpt hovw to delete chittr post.
chief how come i remember your girlfriend nova's name better than you do?
oh my god did you break up with her
your ai girlfriend, nova. novwa. remember???
wait, egg on my face. my bad it was a different casanova usin gpt. my bad dog.
but in my defense it's weird that it happened twice.
Snrk...what a joke!!! Some trolls ser!ously th!nk you'll drop your guard and open up just cause "They've been through !t too" yeah that's a n!ce pretty l!e!!! Sorry but you'll have to be a l!ttle...smarter!!! #vaguepost!ng #LOL #theyreallythought
this is like the zelda merchant
Glad there's some random troll that catches obscure references
LOL. not a troll but lmao yea i got you.
wait i don't think i ever clarified that a scratch is probably gonna be my in-law someday. like, not SOON soon, but, yknow. one a those eventual hypotheticals.
i am missing a LOT of context here and i dont knowv if i should find out or not
this is all the context i can give without teeterin into doghouse territory.
sheesh. good luck then. yknowv howv them scratches can be so. youll need the luck
LOL i don't give a fuck about that ol windbag i been doin contact work for that humanized oatmeal for like fifteen years atp. he don't scare me
I live to serve. Yet. What if I didn’t?
you could frollic or smth man. imagine that.
I don’t imagine that is an activity I’d perform in particular, but your input is appreciated regardless.
hear me out tho. you could host a bridge club. i hear old people love playin bridge.
see? there you go. be free, start gossippin with the local biddies.
i might have slight pale slut tendencies
this is so me
what's it mean when your leg hurts.
yes i've double checked this fact horses are white with black stripes i'm black with white stripes. so yeah, duh.
with what.
Classic case of zebra. This is even more urgent than i thought. Well need to get rid of both legs.
How Should I Know? I Wasn’t The One That Was Poisoned. But You Know It Happens. Rival Trolls And All That, Court Politics.
no man i'm clean i don't do politics. the only way this could've happened is accidentally ate rat poison except i don't make accidents. i mean mistakes.
BOTH??
Well Some Of Us Do Not Have That Good Fortune. Humorous. But If I Was Doing It, It Would Be Something Slow Moving, Nothing Suspicious So I Wouldn’t Be Linked To Your Mysterious Demise But That’s Just Me
d. did you poison me????
My notes about Saturn so far: Is a horse.
With lung failure
dog i don't deserve this when there are actual horses right here
this one is 75% true.
It's okay to deny what you are.
there are a shitload a zahhaks in here an i'm the one that gets pegged as the horse 😭😭😭😭