SATURN
@lovwerBoy
heyyyyy it's ur favorite baby boy Saturn! if I'm NOT ur fav yet, don't vworry about it, I will be soon XOXO ;) he/him spiritually + metaphysically + eternally 28 years old. human.
Okay. So, depending on if you count ageless/immortal entities, we have between 2 and 7 nonbinary people over 18 sweeps old on this site. That's not enough. Where's the rest of us.
i had a moment in 98 where i was like oh lemme try this this out an see if it fixes anythin since APPARENTLY it fixes things for some people but like it didn't so i'm not but you can count 1998 saturn in the mix 🙏✌️
I appreciate the experimentation, its always good to hear about people trying things out and learning more about themselves in the process.
what the hell you're always so nice to me....
THEYRE SETTING ME ON FIRE
felt tbh ;/
yknow, a lotta people said to me are you sure you wanna write about all this stuff online, it's pretty personal, an i said if i can make just one person out there feel a little less alone then it's worth it, an they said wow that's really brave, an i said i'm not one to call myself brave, but since you said it, yeah i am.
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girl are these a threat or
you didn't giggle? Z:(
OKAY okay look mb you can never tell on here sometimes you bear open your soul an sometimes people go wahoo an sometimes people go booo an sometimes people say they wanna trauma bond with superglue i'm just readin the room here. ok it was funny i did laugh.
hypothetically speakin if my life had turned out differently do you think i would've made a killin as some kinda pale-perma-fixer-upper-for-hire cause i think that's kinda an untapped market.
You never know when you might need to do a repair!
NO. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
yeah exactly.
not talkin about YOU!!
hopital
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I WASNT EVEN TRYIN TO COMMIT SUICIDE THIS TIME STOP YELLING AT ME I WAS JUST TRYIN TO PROVE A POINT
wait that came out wrong, i haven't done that since hey actually fuck off what is this an intake. that part's NOT important AT ALL ause it's NOT what's happening right now!!! i was provin i could totally handle a two story drop an jog it off because i don't need to care about bein careful i'm invincible. but uh. i mean i totally did do it so i succeeded. but yknow. hospital.
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attention help my booboo feel better. an i mean two floors ain't like. THAT bad. probably.
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Ohmigosh are y' okay, Saturn???
no i sprained my ankle or smth idk i wasn't super payin attention to what the doctor was sayin after they told me nothin was broken. somethin about "hairline" idk what fallin from great heights has to do with my hair tho.
see this is WHY i had to do it all you people out here assumin i'm NOT the kinda guy to jump from a second floor. i am that guy, that is my thing.
I Drove Without A Seatbelt. Which Is Particularly Irresponsible Of Me, Because I Drive So Terribly. #positive
buddy are we goin soft is this what mellowin out is like
I Believe We May Just Be, My Dear Saturn. #pensive
UGH GROSS hold on i need to jump out a second floor window an hit the ground running or smth
Ah, Careful Of Your Joints.
PSH what like i'm gonna break a leg or somethin? get real i'm limber an svelt like a jungle cat.
I am fond of a particular creature.
you kinda would go hard if you had a discoball for a head. or yknow those ones that flash the rainbow lights. is the ball swappable?
Tsk, the only thing I can't typically change.
LOL! hey so you do have some game in there alright alright that's what's up.
theres more cat themed people than dog themed people. tsc tsc.
i mean like i don't think i'm cat coded really i got that dog in me it's just like the cat expressions kinda hit yknow. like 😹
time for me to bust out the pic again for all the newcomers an new faces. you know who i am.
this is so true i'm always sayin this.