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starting to lose faith that this is gonna end well
…Did he really get kidnapped while I was gone. Sigh. This is…bothersome.
Guy who no one is ever thinking about voice: This post MUST be about me. Because everyone is always thinking about me. :] Unrelated to that though, Dramatic irony is defined as a literary device in which the audience knows crucial information about a story's plot or a character's situation that the characters themselves do not know.
i think engaging with humans was a mistake they don t seem to get it i think they just lack the inherwent sparwk of a soul and arwe morwe like flesh crweaturwes who just learwned how to type rweally well orw at least as good as they can considerwing theirw hindrwances but they just can t handle the ozyias style which i just coined now and i m not going to stick with it because it doesn t rwoll off the tongue but placeholderw we will worwkshop it fuck if only i had people to wrwite my trwademarwks forw me fuck
Wait I missed it why is that one cronus in jail again
oh i mean probabl7 but until then i’m enjo7ing a (hittr without him
Somehow I think he is going to come back worse
Jail
(=^･⩊･^=) < WAIT!! WHAT HAPPAWNED TO MY MEOWSTER, CRONUS?! WHERE DID HE GO?!?!
(=^･⩊･^=) < CRONUS IS IN GAY BABY JAIL!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < I MISS CRONUS!!!
o waow i missed stuff good luck on ur adventure of liek... idk maybe the lord of the rings but if it was abt bein a better prrson instead of war
its moreso about the fact this guy is a guy ivwe been vwantin dead and finally something is being done about him... evwen if it isnt murder
hold up. is saturn... doing something good here?
Thank yøu før yøur fułł respønse (genuineły) and thank yøu før the cørrect but øbjectiveły hiłariøus statement øf “yøu shøułd ałsø ask the kids– nøt me thø”.
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¥øu’re absøłuteły right, and I agree. My øriginał statement wøułd stiłł appły, høwever, as a stranger asking abøut the intricacies øf øne’s yøuth may evøke a simiłar respønse. Additiønałły, it seems there simpły aren’t as many trøłłs whø grew up in this fashiøn øn the site as there seem tø be the caretakers themsełves. Thøugh this may simpły be a case øf thøse users nøt wanting tø make that fact pubłic før whatever persønał reasøn; did yøu happen tø have this sørt øf upbringing, and that’s what inspired yøur cømments?
ᐖ I JUS SAW ᐖA BARZ AN WONᐖEREᐖ WUT I MISSEᐖ LAWL SATURN U KEWL AS FUK I WULᐖ TRUS U WIF A NUᑈLEAR BOMB ᐛ
⪩ Th𓉸t's wh𓉸t 𓉸 k⸸dn𓉸pper w⌖uld s𓉸y. ⪨
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dųdę, chįll, ør I'll crąsh yøųr plątønįc dątę ąnd mąkę įt ą thrøųplę.
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ęwęry crønųs yøų'wę tąlkęd tøø. krønøs tøø. į'm nøt sąyįng yøų'rę kęępįng thęm. :) sø įt's økąy.
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sęęįng sątųrn kįdnąp ą crønųs įsn't thąt sųrprįsįng tø mę. hę įs my bęst frįęnd; I'm nøt gønną dø ąnythįng. į cøųld prøbąbly, bųt į dønt cąrę thąt mųch.
ᐖ R U IN JALE AGAIN????? ᐛ
I have never been snubbed quite so thoroughlly. This is outrageous. We must take up arms once more.
Aw, Saturn. You're such a sweetheart, I knew I adored you for a reason.
THERE·IS·SOMETHING·GRAVELY·VRONG·VITH·YOV
" Can I Ask A Real Personal Question Because I Feel Like You Get It. How Do You Start Likin People Again After You Get Sick Of Them And Yourself? Like You Did It Clearly, But Like. Damn. Shit Sucks Ykwim " The Answer To This Is Exceedingly Simple, I'm Afraid. I Just Needed Time. I Also Have A Circle Of Friends Who Love Me And I Love Just As Much; It Was Much Easier For Me To Recover Than Most. #larksoama #sympathetic https://tally.so/r/449eay
of course, he liked that one. #wvagueposttoevweryonebuttheguyimtalkingabout
Authorities are searching for a 29-year-old woman who disappeared while hiking in Black Hollow State Forest on Saturday evening. According to officials, the woman called a friend shortly before 8 p.m., reporting that she believed someone or something was following her through the woods. The call ended abruptly and further attempts to contact her were unsuccessful. Search teams located her abandoned backpack near an unmarked trail, but no trace of the missing hiker has been found. Investigators have not released additional details and say there is currently no evidence of foul play. Anyone with information is urged to contact local authorities. The search remains ongoing.
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YOU WANT ME TO BE DEHYDRATED TOO?
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I am in a murderous mood. #violence
Ah~ When you put it that way, now I am acutely aware of what you're implying. You're sorely mistaken if I wasn't being honest myself. Though, somehow that can only be due to your misunderstanding of my own self. We do not know each other. Stop being nice, it's pathetic. I've never once pretended to be anything other than what I am, you may take some pointers on that.
You seem to be running in circles with what you're saying to me, and I do not know how to take it, nor can I understand it perfectly. Could you be honest as well?
Are you done being a nice guy~? It's amazing that people think I'm only for... nice guys. \></ In fact, I love a little toxicity.
SATURN KNEW BEST. GNAW ON THE BONE. CONSUME YOUR OWN.
if you stick in a reply thread vwith me for more than like twvo responses i havwe to assume its because you vwant me
hey you yeah you reading this drink some water you dehydrated cuck right fuckin now i know your ass hasn't had enough electrolytes either.
the funny thing is that it feels like one of my alternates sent this
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testimony: LOL ᴹB) tell him my business card is in @glitteringAcuity's pinned 🤙
pre-trial mediation: can you tell your boyfriend if he needs a divorce lawyer i know a guy
direct examination testimony: yupppp 🌊🏄♂️🌅🏖️⛱️🦩🌴🍹🍍🦜
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Awww :( ⚓︎
testimony: it sucks but someone's gotta
you're cool. you've got a good bod. i just. i think that if it came down to it, it'd be weird.
I mean. There are other yous, aren't there? Even if you dont claim them.
Ah, / That / Saturn, Wonderful News. #positive
hey, hey cronus, hey cro, look ovwer here. bitch.
:33< beam attack!!!!
you *sat* on that *urn* buddy boy!!!
im not havwing a gay ass candlelit dinner vwith an alt self wvho cant evwen keep the name
Do you guys think god Casper has to deal w/ Baby Scratch and Daddy English?
I am not corrupted.
maybe i shoal go see her after all #violence
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people dont realize it but im actually pretty damn good at this bard of hope business
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● • Not • when • you • put • it • in • aa • public • spaace • where • I • caan • see • it. • ●
● • Get • your • heaad • out • of • your • aass • before • you • caan • remove • it, • bozo. • ●
● • I • look • up • from • my • job, • aand • he's • up • to • some • shit. • ●
Yes. But i also do not on a personal level. Nor do i wish to. Good day.
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im literally nice
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i need to die
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>+. OKAY. MAYBE I SHOULDN'T HAVE POSTED THAT AND PUT MY PHONE DOWN .+> >+. THE PLANET OF PANDORA IN THE BORDERLANDS MULTIVERSE IS LIKE. THE ALTERNIAN BADLANDS. BUT THERE'S HUMANS .+> >+. I AM A MERCENARY. I KILL PEOPLE FOR MONEY. AND FUN .+<
>+. HUMANS *ARE* SOFT AND SQUISHY AND EXPLODE EASY .+< #gore
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● • BITCH • YOU'RE • OLD. • Brittle • bones, • Saaturn, • whaat • the • fuck! • ●
● • SOOOOOO • OLD, • DEM • BONES • RAATTLING • ●
I SEE I SEE YOU TOO ARE IN DENIAL COME ON GRANDPA LET'S GET YOU TO BED :D
I THINK I HEARD MY DAD SAY THAT IN DENIAL ONCE
i meant the motivwations and shit
wvait so it wvas you
it's ok to reminisce I never said these things that was all you.
water (35 l), carbon (20 kg), ammonia (4 l), lime (1.5 kg), phosphorus (800 g), salt (250 g), saltpeter (100 g), sulfur (80 g), fluorine (7.5 g), iron (5 g), silicon (3 g) and trace amounts of fifteen other elements. just made a pile of nonsense lol.
wvell i newver said i vwasnt a sell-out. ask your favworite cronus anything ;) https://forms.gle/eqwvzy9uxnrbtgjtwv9
sandwichhhned between two seadwellers getting flipped and pailed by bothhhn of thhhnem, call thhhnat a uhhhhhnhhhnhhhn tuhhna casserole #nsfw
who got you pregnint?
Oh, dear!! Are you aimin' t' keep it or get rid of it??
● • Oh • thaank • god. • AAre • you • in • aa • plaace • i • caan • come • to? • I • stopped • aat • aa • port. • ●
You don't want to go out giggling teehee?
-=[why arre you gunna die saturn x-)_☺]=-
Sometimes I Stare At " Saturn Devouring His Descent " For Upwards Of An Hour. I Know Art Historians Say That Meaning Has Been Thrust Upon It Despite The Alleged Origins Being Completely Separate From That Concept, But That Is Also The Beauty Of Art, Isn't It? Interpretation.
You have to call up ole Dualscar?
Lovely song. Appropriate, in a few ways. https://youtu.be/pTCEHsjDW5A?si=uY8aFwoLT5UlS0x7 #musicposting
0h, d0n_♰_ min_d ♰_h0se!
hey. eyes up here on this account, kitten. ignore those other alternates of me. they aren’t as hip or sexy as i am. #nsfwv. #please god. #wvhimpers. #meenah please i am begging you PLEASE don’t talk to the cronus wvith the muscles or i am actually going to do it this time. #suicide. #single.
LMAO
I am above therapy.
● • I'm • working • usuaally! • Not • droolin' • over • baabes. • Baarely • got • time • for • thaat. • ●
● • hehe, • thaank • you. • ●
● • hehehehehehehehheehehehheehe • bitch. • ●
● • Did • you • aactuaally • contraact • raabies? • ●
● • 100% • chaance • we're • not • in • the • saame • timeline, • so • good • luck • with • thaat. • ●
● • I • like • mothers • with • aa • nice • paair • of • tits. • #nsfw • ●
● • You're • not • maaking • aany • sense, • aand • I • don't • haave • time • for • thaat. • ●
● • We • gottaa • staart • hitting • them • weird • fuckers • with • aa • stick. • ●
● • No • shit, • Sherlock. • ●
● • I • need • to • stop • humoring • stupid • aas • fuck • people. • This • stupid • bounty • feels • like • aa • wild • goose • chaase. • I'm • in • some • raandom • staar • system. • ●
● • Honestly • I • giaant • spaace • serpent • wouldn't • be • the • most • surprising • thing • out • there. • ●
● • SIGH, • maan, • I • love • aa • good • milf • with • aa • nice • paair • of • boobies. • #nsfw • ●
● • I'm • going • to • ignore • thaat • weird • fucker. • ●
● • It's • been • aa • minute • since • I've • been • out • drinking... • ● ● • but • I • aalso • don't • waant • to • haave • my • designaated • baattlebuddy • with • me. • #substaances • ●
● • The • weird • fuckers • aadd • aa • spice • to • life, • aand • I • aam • legaally • aallowed • to • hit • them • with • aa • stick. • ●
● • The • hottest • women • staab • you • the • haardest • or • shoot • you • with • such • aa • precise • shot, • gog • daamn. • #violence • ●
It would break your heart now wouldn't it
>>>((I)) think (I) need to jab (Himero)...
fork found in kitchen typeshit
My body is his entrance to the world, but our minds and the predominance of our souls are different.
nope. songs are fun t)(o.
site's too uppity. t)(ey arent troll enoug)(; too empat)(etic, too carin and nice. and too fuckin rebellious. t)(ey need to be put in t)(eir place like t)(e rest.
more of my bad bitc)(es are )(ere on t)(e site. between t)(e ones joinin and t)(e ones ive recruited, ive got a veritable work )(orse of underlins to carry out my nefarious deeds wit)(. and you betta believe im gonna get real busy real soon. in fact, )(eres t)(e agenda: 1. destroy troll obama, and replace )(is ass wit)( someone else under my beck and call. real work in progress, t)(is one. 2. find a way to seize t)(e source code of c)(ittr and manage to take it over myself and really make all a your lives a genuine fuckin nig)(tmare. t)(is ones a real long term kinda plan. 3. find a way to overturn my future fate. t)(is one's t)(e most difficult, but i aint a fuckin quitter. t)(e perpetual side mission is to weave misery and pain to anyt)(in t)(at moves; )(owever i can, w)(erever i can. you all )(ave it too good. too /soft/. we gotta c)(ange t)(at startin rig)(t fuckin now. im gonna succeed. aint nobody gonna stop me. count your days.
Sorry bud.
Saturn, take a seat while I tell you this,
>>>( https://youtu.be/mPQPdYttl7U ) #music
okay lets spread the wvord. if you wvant to see my posts, *dont* *block* the *tag* #cagttl. stands for cronus amporas guide to the ladies. #cagttl. if youre gonna *discuss* my shit. please *tag* #cagttl so that anyone vwho vwants to see that discussion can be notified vwhen it comes out, and if you vwanna see that discussion, please *dont* *block* the *tag* #cagttl. together wve can make chittr a more vwelcoming place for positivwe discourse. spread the vword too about using #cagttl, i knovw im blocked by a bunch of peeps already, vwhich i get, they just cant handle me. but yeah, for ewveryones comfort and ease of access, tag discussion of my stuff vwith #cagttl. thanks all <3
cronus amporas guide to the ladies a prelude #nsfvw #nsfvwe #cagttl alright, the masses begged and i deliwvered. novw, i need no introduction. im cronus ampora, lovwe me or hate me, you secretly and shamefully wvant me. wvere gonna be going babe by babe, but i think itd be smart to start wvith some general stuff. most important rule: if youre hot enough you can get avway vwith anything. you see hovw the site imploded ovwer that one guy for being kinda skeewvy? it wvas because he had a receding hairline. you dont see any of that happening to anyone else, no matter hovw much theyre talking about banging clovwns or the pregnancy aoe blast or begging to be beaten and bruised. its because vwere all hot. if someone thinks youre a bad guy, theyll wvant you to be ugly. ivwe got gals saying drawvings of me should be pimplier, because they equate looks wvith morality. so, you vwant babes? you gotta be at least a 7 to follovw the tips im gonna lay out. next thing: you gotta knowv hovw to figure out vwhat people vwant. i mean, wve all wvant the same thing: satisfaction. people go on and on about philosophy, but evweryone vwants pleasure and vwants to avwoid pain. sure, vwhat those look like might be swvapped for some people, but the principle stands. hedonism vwins evwery time. but you gotta figure out wvhat flavwor peoples hedonism takes. most common thing i see is that a gal vwould totally go for it, but she wvants both to feel good and to keep her dignity at the same time. there are twvo angles of attack here, but they both inwvolvwe putting you twvo on the same lewvel. pull her dovwn or push yourself up. make her feel like she barely ewven deservwes you, then generously offer yourself on a silwver platter. nowv this assumes that she actually vwants dignity, because itll look like that for some babes, but then they actually vwant you to take charge and get off to you stealing their dignity, vwell get into that later. final point i think, nevwer change yourself for a wvoman. wve aint looking for something real long-term, though if you can swving that great, a babe liwving in the same hivwe as you is a babe you can hawve fun wvith vwhenevwer you wvant. but vwhat i mean is, it just aint vworth it. you can do wvhatevwer they ask, change hovwewver, it vwont matter. look at me. i used to be a total dwveeb, realized people didnt like me, i changed. didnt matter, i still got treated the same. you think that if i start being all nice and polite and respectful nowv that itll change hovw im treated? nah, first impressions are ewverything. im a cronus, anything i say is ewvil. just ask that one cro, hell tell you howv much he gets shat on just for havwing the name. nah, i embrace vwho i am, im mask off. im not saying you gotta be honest, but dont lie to yourself, thats for other people. thats for folks vwho dont think theyre hedonists, vwho hold themselvwes up to some sorta moral grandstanding. all thats left for any of us is seeking sensory delight. anything else is just wvindowv dressing. i guess to close this section, im sure this is gonna get a lotta losers in the comments saying they didnt read it, or that im a vwirgin, or that this stuff wvould newver vwork. to them, i say... it has, it does, and it wvill. you aint all so complex as you make yourselwves out to be. wve all see those confessions, people vwant me. you should see howv my dms look. it really aint hard for me to get some if im in the mood. i make for a good punching bag, but that doesnt change that i keep wvinning. look forwvard to part 1, im starting off on a high note vwith one of my fawvorite gals, ill be teaching you all hovw to get rosies to soak through their panties for you.
(=^･^=) < MEOWRE SHIP ART!!! OK SO. TO EXPLAIN THIS. I S33 CRONUS AS A SORT OF "UNSHIPPABLE" WITH THE OTHER TROLLS.. BUUTT!! A GOOD SHIPPURR ALWAYS FINDS A WAY! #SELFCESTSHIPPNG #SUGGESTIVE #THATFISHGUYMEWKNOW https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/cronusbeautifulselfcest.png
kill. kill and kill and kill and kill. and w)(en youre ex)(austed, kill more. and w)(en your conscience says you cant, kill more. and w)(en your )(ands feel too clean, kill even more. and w)(en your eyes cant take it, w)(en t)(e ocular veins overtake t)(e grip on your soul, w)(en t)(e sweat drippin down is dwarfed by t)(e blood of t)(e corpses surroundin you, kill, kill, KILL, KILL /KILL/ ///KILL/// ////////KILL//////////
#nsfwv duh. probably #nsfvwe too rose: smash. total freak <3 wvill call you #cvw-self-harm later but in the moment? mmph roxy: smashed. god i lowve blondes. party gal jade: smash doggystyle, as long as shes only got the ears and maybe the tail jane: eh. smash for the ingenue ones. june: yknowv, nevwer really thought about it. smash, i guess? aradia: freak in the sheets (bedsheet ghost). smash tavwros: she came out right? good for her. smash nepeta: smash as long as shes not acting too annoying and wvigglerish. othervwise shes great, meeeeovw~ kanaya: smash in the wveird alt realities vwhere shes into dudes. terezi: smash smash smash. sensory ovwerload on her is great vwriska: role revwersal? hell yes. lovwe smashing owverconfident babes. the povwers are cool too though only for delegation purposes, not like theyd vwork on me feferi: smash though it almost makes me feel bad, dunno vwhy, just newver come across any i could stand more than one conwversation wvith damara: scary but hot. scaroused smash. bonus points if she wvears the uniform kankri: pass meulin: smash if you can gag her, especially if shes one of the especially freaky ones. met one vwho drewv fanart of me, nearly fell in lovwe vwith the girl porrim: smash smash smash. smash all night and all day. pitch, flushed, wvhatevwer, im smashing that latula: coolgirl smash, can get a bit sentimental for my tastes though aranea: twvo vwords: sexposition stand. smash meenah: depends. not gonna say no to the vwashboard ones, but still knocks off points. those braids are perfect for pulling though, and putting her in her place is a damn good time no matter vwhat. smash.
u hurt y0ur penits evwen if temp0rary
did u hurt y0ur penits?
𖦹 Churches widda swivel chairs give me 360 degree instigatin advantage. I be like 'oh you think dis shit funny?' Turn around. 'Wasn't you talkin shit about him on chittr last night' Whole time I'm just a 5% clown 𖦹
8ha mi trom agus mar sin cha robh e goireasach. 8ha e dìreach duilich agus dh’fhàg e mi tinn.
c0uldnt even g0 a full 10 m1nutez w1th0ut talk1n abut me damn
One day I will fight with the black hole aradia and it will be magical.
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yknowv the vwhole daddy thing nevwer did much for me but maybe i should start leaning into it anyvways. any gals wvith lusii issues around? #nsfvw
2/4 people who reacted to my last post. Go die in a pit of fire.
Can disgusting nobodies not react to my posts? Thanks.
that didnt happen. and if it did, it vwasnt that bad. and if it wvas, thats not a big deal. and if it is, thats not my fault. and if it vwas, i didnt mean it. and if i did... you deserwved it. #wvordstolivweby #deep #deepthoughts
put on the longest johns
● • i'll • be • nice • aand • not • maake • fun • of • your • eaarly • enter, • thaank • you • saaturn. • ●
● • Waanted • to • shaare • my • taattoo • I • haave • on • my • baack. ((aart • by • @lovwerboy)) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8aab3f13057b3.png • ●
yeah?????
● • AAlright, • on • my • waay • over. • ●
● • Felt • aa • disturbaance... • ●
hmm youre so right. probably the vway that i realized the only wvay anybody gets ahead is my eliciting the correct emotional responses from others, then decided to go about that in the most cynical vway possible, crafting an entirely newv identity to try to get those around me to do wvhat i wvant. yeah, no regrets there baby!
im galant, not goofus, and dont you fucking forget it
nope i hawve 0 regrets actually
-Every day I )(elp make a troll more murderous is anot)(er day I win. -Every day I )(elp my species reac)( its base instinct is one more song sung of my triump)(. I want you all to know: I love every sinle troll; of every caste, of every blood color, across every )(emospectrum. And t)(at love must be repaid in killin. Killin, and more killin, and more killin. And t)(e lower t)(e caste, t)(e more glorious t)(e killin. And t)(e more wort)(less t)(e blood, t)(e more beautiful t)(e struggle, and t)(e stronger t)(ey may be. So go on. In my name, IN T)(-----E NAM------E OF YOUR -----EMPR-----ESS! K------E--------EP! KILLING!!!!!!
● • AAn • insufferaable • guy • with • too • maany • waasps • in • his • beehive. • but • faair • enough. • ●
● • haad • to • check • if • my • leaast • faavorite • guy • posted • his • tits • on • maain • to • maake • sure • he • caan't • saay • shit • if • I • ever • decided • to • put • my • yiddies • on • maain. • ●
Citizens of Earth-C. Rumors of my demise have apparently become greatly exaggerated. I regret to inform some of you that I am, in fact, alive. Entirely alive. Comfortable, hydrated, spiritually refreshed, and currently enjoying a very pleasant evening in the company of my close personal friend, @scratchDoctor. Now, I know there has been a great deal of speculation regarding my whereabouts. Some have claimed I was kidnapped. Others claimed I had been imprisoned within a cue ball. One particularly creative individual insisted I had been dissolved into “narrative slurry.” Folks, none of these things are true. The truth is far less dramatic. I have simply been spending time with a tall white gentleman with an impeccable sense of interior decorating and an alarming knowledge of multiversal sociology. We have been talking. Sharing tea. Discussing civic responsibility, cross-session diplomacy, and, on occasion, smooth jazz. Frankly, it has been lovely. I would also like to state, clearly and without ambiguity, that @scratchDoctor has treated me with nothing but hospitality, respect, and intellectual generosity. The man makes a strong cup of tea. Possibly too strong. I saw time for a few minutes. But that is hardly a crime. To those worried for my safety: please rest easy. Nobody is holding me against my will. If anything, I have overstayed my welcome and consumed an irresponsible quantity of imported biscuits. Thank you all for your concern. Now if you will excuse me, Scratch is about to absolutely destroy me in billiards for the sixth consecutive time, and I intend to lose with dignity.
● • You're • aabsolutely • trying • to • maake • me • look • baad • by • writing • it • like • this. • AAlso, • the • engine • didn't • blow • up; • it • broke, • simple • aas • thaat, • aand • you • brought • aa • paart • over. • Draamaatic. • ●
● • Entirely • depends • on • how • busy • I • aam, • aand • IF • I • do, • you • will • heaar • aabout • it. • Obviously. • ●
● • You • look • like • you • got • thaat • shit • dissolved, • so • now • you • got • some • shitty • faace • saagging. • ●
● • maan • you • piss • me • off • you • neurotic • sonofaabitch • @lovwerBoy • https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d013f3f07aa1.png • ●
● • DONT • FUCKING • VAAGUE • POST • AABOUT • ME • AAFTER • SPAAMMING • ME. • ●
● • You're • right, • I • look • PLENTY • younger • thaan • you. • ●
● • I • aam • young • aand • old • for • aa • purpleblood. 65 • solid • sweeps. • ●
● • Speaaking • of, • going • to • my • faavorite • Diner/baar, • RumbleSPHERES. • It's • been • aa • while • since • I've • been • becaause • I • haad • aa • craazy • bounty • on • my • heaad • (not • aanymore). • Shooting • people • aat • your • faavorite • plaace • to • eaat • kindaa • ruins • it • for • aa • bit. • ●
● • Whaaaaaaaat • nooooooo. • OF • COURSE • NOT. • ●
[ I will flay your pathetic flesh from your bones. ]
● • i • caan • aagree • even • if • we • got • different • reaasons! • ●
● • I'm • just • aagreeing • with • one • of • your • aalts! • ●
● • yeaah • he's • paathetic, • aalright, • haahaa. • @lovwerBoy, • #directposting. • #nsfw • dont • aapologize. • ●
wvhoops my brain 100% replaced sad vwith pathetic haha. my bad ANYwvAY SAD MASTU8ATION. no need to be THAT wvulnerable.
some of you got the overall energy of being sad masturbators. #nsfw
if i pity any of you it's because you're a little bit pathetic.
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i disagree with your post cause it's sad. you should do whatever you want who gives a shit.
● • HAAHAA • Dementiaa? • AAren't • you • hilaarious, • I • knew • you • were • deraanged, • but • not • this • much. • AAnd • Dingo? • He's • the • PI, • I'm • doing • bountry • work • aand • caargo • stuff. • Your • memory • seems • thin • there. • :) • How's • your • paartner • buddy? • Still • with • yaa? • Caan't • remember. • ●
「 I think you should get that checked out. ⥮
>> ¡ th¡nk Tro11bama deડerveડ an exempt¡on to the ru1e
i don't know why but i wanna eat you.