♠ hated by @lovwerBoy
that wvas *literally* your goal.
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get behind me old man
Øften I see it asked “Høw did a trøłł with (insert undesirabłe trait) nøt get cułłed in the caverns?” and the answer is usuałły a very simpłe “That thing wasn’t there when they had it”. Every trøłł gøes thrøugh nøt ønły pupatiøn but a series øf møłts (ør øther grøwth spurts) in their łifetime, and during these genes that were nøt expressed at hatching can manifest. Søme “mutatiøns” are simpły nøt visibły apparent frøm the øutset. This may be purpøsefuł in devełøpment, but as ałways research is difficułt tø find.
ill be honest, i didnt read the vwhole thing. aint planning to either. deal vwith enough of kankris hooey as is, but i knowv a loon vwhen i see one.
the reason some of you snapperheads dont get laid is because you call yourselvwes empaths instead of DARK empaths. vwomen vwant to fuck men vwho tick evwery box of the dark triad superficially. basically, you gotta act like a serial killer vwithout being one.
alright im puttin my boot dowwn cant say im particularly interested in unpackin this gift wwrapped trauma dump so instead im gonna extend an olivve branch by pretendin this nevver happened this is your opportunity to do good by me on MY terms dont fuck this up motorchute cause i aint the forgivvin type just take the l an scuttle along youre clearly wway in ovver your nub you dont knoww flippin nothin about my relationship wwith dualscar
I don't givwe a rats ass if my "kids" aren't perfect copies of me. But wvhat I don't wvant them to be is pathetic, covwardly little vwretches that dress up in frilly skirts, play vwith toys and pap around like wvarm blankets. Ruthless. They need to be ruthless. Perfect soldiers? No, I don't need that. But wveak, jelly spined freaks and vwoke little land dwveller sympathizers? Should hawve been culled at hatching.
You are pathetic to think your taunting has an effect on me. I vwould expect someone that apparently has associations wvith our kind to understand this. Perhaps you havwe been mingling wvith the wvrong Amporas, pathetic ones vwith vweak spines, if you think a little teasing wvill get beneath my skin. Simply I am trying to keep my descendant from becoming a pansy bitch. He does not need to play vwith toys for vwrigglers. He is a molted adult troll, he should collect wvar machines, not their plastic replicas.
Stay out of this. It is a family matter. His little "tchotchkes" are a stain on his and my reputation.
For a gutterblooded moron, perhaps. But for a man of your age, and your status it is pathetic to vwatch your collect little plastic figurines and images of fictional vwar machines. You havwe the funds for the real deal, Eridan. Start the collection if a real man.
Evwery night I grovw more unsure of your blood relation to me. Enjoy your vwriggler meal. WVhat a disappointment of an offspring.
The collectibles. Eridan do you hear the wvords you are saying, boy? Are you 3 svweeps old?
I am starting to see vwhere your stomach issues may stem from.
You are not seriously considering peasant fodder.
.im gonna go vomit now ,byE #cw-emetophobiA
.no offense but i think sagely grandpa is a better gig for you than locker room wingmaN
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒐ — @lovwerBoy Saturn (THE Saturn) WARNING: I’ve separated this post into two (⒉) sections. The latter will be entering some PRESUMPTUOUS TERRITORY, so heed the warning when it comes. You’ll KNOW when you see it. But what guy wouldn’t want to Hear More About Himself? Winking Emoticon! (B;o]) (No seriously please be careful) I think this guy’s platform cursed me with something because as I was writing this I could NOT stop humming The Smiths. Specifically THIS song: https://youtu.be/cJRP⒊LRcUFg Can you blame me? He PRACTICALLY exudes this energy! (Anything from Sade too. And The Long Faces. And, OK, you Get The Point.) Anyway, there’s a LOT to unpack here——that veritable (literal) WARNING SIGN of a badge should’ve given that away——so let’s Take A Gander at Saturn! (CROWD CHEER!) (CROWD CHEERS EVEN LOUDER) (Some guy says Hear Me Out) (We all nod in approval) i. SKIN TO SKIN OK. Let’s get one (⒈) thing straight. Saturn is Eccentric. He knows what he is, what he wants, and the means to get them. He is a SWEET-🗨ER, tongue coated in silver, and he knows his ways around a person. He is charmingly young at heart (pusher), because why pamper Life's Complexity when the leather runs smooth? A core ideal of his is a desire to abandon deep, complex thinking and simply enjoy the immediate, s↑erficial pleasures life brings to your doorstep. That is to say, he lives an indulgent life. It could be because it’s easier to LIVE ON THE SURFACE than dwell in the deep end. More on this shortly. He knows the → things to say and when to say them, well-versed in the craft of PEOPLE; a prefix: people-pleasing, people-pandering, people-makingthemfeellikehot[HONK]. But there are attempts for kindness in those dulcet tones. The difference is whether he truly FEELS FOR THEM. You can call that COGNITIVE Empathy, the capacity to take perspectives. It’s a league distinct from EMOTIONAL Empathy, the power to viscerally feel FOR people. That difference becomes obvious when you watch the nature of his relationships——they have a Limit until they become intrusive, until a person shows they’ve an AX TO GRIND, maybe. He HATES the feeling of people getting too close, so he brings his boundaries ↑. This is misconstrued as snappiness, frustration. In truth, it’s rehearsed. He’s trying to survive the only way he knows how to. And that means closing himself ↑ until you’re JUST SATURN and not the face the algorithm rewards for being so detested in the eyes (bulbs) of other people. He struggles to form connections that feel genuine. He can’t help but think everyone is HOLLOW, that people only act to get what they want, and that one (⒈) can never truly be genuine. A lot of this thinking stems from an EMOTIONAL DISCONNECT from other people——even himself. When people get too close, his mind is disturbed, overactive amygdala triggered, and he ★ts to push people away. Saturn wants to make his friendships and relationships MEAN SOMETHING, but the mismatch between the COGNITIVE AND EMOTIONAL makes it difficult to feel comfortable in the presence of vulnerability. On one (⒈) hand (prong), he knows he can never reciprocate the feelings others give to him, and on the other he does not want to because he cannot pour his trust in another again. People can be nice to him, and he can be nice back, but to expect anything more would be putting faith in ♥ he frankly cannot reciprocate. He’s afraid to trust, but that’s not his fault. WEEWOO WEEWOO ALARM! ALARM!! (CROWD SCREAM IN HORROR!) This next section discusses THE AFTERMATH OF CHILDHOOD TRAUMA. I don’t go into TOO much detail, but Please Peruse Carefully! Or scroll ↓ to the bottom to see my ✁e little guy blablablaing. (That’s me, if you even care.) ii. MIND THE HEART Saturn is deeply fragmented as a person. Burdened with an intense trauma that likely stems from the way he was raised, he struggles to grapple with his core identity. A chunk of his frustration comes from the fact that the question to who he is is one (⒈) that may never be satisfyingly answered. He is only flamboyant and playful because a part of him knows he’s hardly anybody without the stage lights shining ↓ on him. Everything you do online and in real life is a CONSCIOUS PERFORMANCE. The only reason why I know he has childhood trauma is because he posts about this online. (I could have gone without knowing how he ended ↑ this way. This is conjecture, but this behavior is likely rooted in a CRAVING FOR SYMPATHY. Many folks on the internet spill their hearts (pushers) out for that sake, but to go the extra mile to let people know your story, especially in Saturn’s case, is a pity plea. A part of Saturn WANTS people to know he has suffered, if only to bring them closure to WHY he’s like this way. Saturn reveals that unsightlyness, all the UGLY BITS, mainly to deter people. It’s a protective measure, going back to his ATTACHMENT AND TRUST ISSUES. No one (⒈) will deign to show their vulnerability if you showtell them you aren’t a great person, not even a good one, and that’s something Saturn uses to his advantage. Ultimately, the issue begins in the way he was raised. So I ask you, reader, what happens when your life is turned into a warzone? You split into millions of splinters. As a product of his ↑bringing, Saturn doesn’t like to be perceived as OLD. More than that, he loathes the idea of feeling paternal or being pushed into the position of a FATHER FIGURE. He can’t stand being in the same virtual airspace as a Dualscar because the one (⒈) that raised him destroyed his hope in the world. Even more, he HATES the idea of being associated with him. It’s why he clings to his Humanity like a lifeline. But it’d be TOO SIMPLE to belabour his Daddy Issues until we’ve reached the end of this psychofandango. The real problem here is one (⒈) of LABELS AND EXPECTATIONS. Saturn wants to be Saturn. He wants to define himself, but maturing was never the same as healing. The self-deprecation isn’t scrubbed away once you choose a new name and run as fast as you can from yourself. The very nature of his mind has been modelled after the ♥ he never received. He is a man suffering from indignity. He doesn’t try to hide this: the days have made him grow bitter. You notice layers ↑on layers of ANGER, not only because he’s been ✕ed so many times, but because he has no healthy outlet to express himself. His coping mechanisms, premised on frustration, unravel a deep, trembling, almost childlike fear. He cannot feel COMFORTABLE IN HIS SKIN because he was never given the opportunity to grow into it. This is the fallout from that. I’ll keep this short. I’ve already 🗨ed a lot, A LOT about things you’ve already come to terms with. You’re not JUST a son, you’re not JUST a wanderluster, a music entrepreneur, you’re not JUST a ♥rboy. But you’re not JUST SATURN, either. You are a collection of your experiences, your pain, your emotions, your intellect. Your self-schema is something to behold and clench your fists in simultaneity. You do a lot of thinking and self-reflection (as much as that viscerally irks you), but have you noticed how you’ve become the person who would have saved you? You’ve had your ↑s and ↓s in staggering epochs, but healing was never s↑posed to be linear. You keep going, not out of obligation, because the even the smallest part of you WANTS to live. Maybe it's out of spite, or out of WANT, but it amounts to something great. You’re allowed to live loud, messy, imperfectly, because that’s the gift of being human (slash troll). Please don’t forget you’re also allowed to ♥ and be ♥d, genuinely. It will take time, and patience, but this isn’t the end. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT(S): TWO (⒉) OPTIONS. BARD OF HOPE?: Saturn shadows RAGE. He is easy to frustrate, and even easier to perturb. His worldview has been skewed into believing this is all he could ever be. Allows others’ HOPES to be destroyed from the idea that he can’t be more than what they expect. This isn’t the end of his story, and bards aren’t bound to their destruction but their capacity to enable/stop it. THIEF OF HOPE?: Saturn reaps HOPE from the likes of others to satisfy a ravenous part of himself. Saturn is a product of his circumstances. He steals only because he has none to give. Craves the spotlight but doesn’t know how to healthily receive it. He is not a bad person, only a trying one. This isn’t the end of his story, and thieves aren’t bound to their cruelty but their tenuous ego.) Between you, me, and the reader, the only reason why I took so long to ✎ this was because I was too busy fanboying over him. PLEASE FOLLOW SATURN, and I’ll SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #thesmiths #thischarmingman #freakingouttheneighborhood #coolbasshere #bassliketheinstrument #notthefish #okwhatever #honk
UNForTuNaTEly! If aNytHinG, iT Is WORSE, giVen eVErytHiNg ElSE aTtaCHeD!
and the upset doesnt repeat itself! gardener out, handmaid mowves forvwards! okay, i vwanted to do wvork for that last one, but... cmon. her imperious condescension against lamplady swvansong. youll take wvhat i giwve you and youll like it. #cronusbabeoff #nsfwv <3 or <> for lamplady svwansong <3< or c3< for her imperious condescension
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
BEAT IT, BENCH GHOUL. YOU GOT ME ⌁HAT I NEEDED, THANKS A MILLION. ⌁⌁ SATURN INTERSTELLAR, HERE FOR YOU ⌁HEN YOU GOT NOTHING LEFT ⌁⌁
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! i don't see why not! @lovwerBoy look
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Nuh
d girls are the wworst that said wwould
im gatekeepin cause i dont enjoy sittin at a round table a bpd d girls no matter howw sexually attracted to em i am
Its house now.
◣_◢ We need TTo ban mirrors.
not a lotta lovwe for the gals i hang vwith, but enough. latula wvins, meu meu is out. speaking of beforan babes... #cronusbabeoff up next, wvewve got twvo beautiful beforan burgundy bitches, one busty, one bitty b-cups at best, both #bouncingonit, blowving, busting, banging... bam. the rankmaid and damara megido. #nsfwv. #nsfwve. someone post the pumpkin patch pics belovw. and dont go bothering ranky, if you need to bugger someone, hit up @handmaid <3 or <> for the rankmaid <3< or c3< for damz
just calling my shots, thats all. i aint right ewvery time ;)
(do you think hes gonna like do something to you or what)
(Is it the big scary you in the sky?)
My favorite thing to do when there's a 8unch if crackheads in a cool area I wanna go and want them out, say example, 8eneath a 8ridge, is to gra8 a fuck ton of firecrackers and make sure to tie them 8itches up good. Then, go atop the 8ridge and light the firecrackers and drop it on 'em, 8onus points if it's night to scare the everloving crackfuck out of 'em, watch those fucking junky 8astards scatter like some goddamn roaches, screaming and all. Never gets old!
youre the type of mouse youre supposed to not givwe any cookies to.
youre a psychological paparazzo.
if youwve ewver liked or pitied any of my posts, that means you implicitly condone evwerything ivwe evwer done. sorry, i dont make the rules, i just exploit em.
.surE .just for you human grandpA
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In honor of a late father's day. Or I suppose male lusus appreciation day. @caligulaAscendit
I wvas half expecting some form of appreciation in regards to the human concept of father's day from my descendant, my son as he wvould be referred to wvhere I his human father. But I should knovw better than to get my hopes up in regards to you, nowv isn't that right, @caligulaAscendit ? #fathersday #malelususappreciationday
So. Saturn. I'll admit. I have a, paradoxical condition, where, I struggle to keep prominent figures in paradox space in my head for long, too much is shifting, too much is changing. All these people who are like, hey you should know that David guy or whatever, I blink and he's gone. I dunno why. Maybe it's because I'm an strange alien or something all along. I bring all of this up, because, of anyone out there, you stick out to me. You, as you truly are. I couldn't mix you up for anyone else out there, I couldn't forget you. We've only known each other for a bit but like. I don't know man. You're like a fun older brother I wish I could've had. I can tell that you're a sweet caring person just trying your best. Just. Reach out if you ever want to hang out or if you need someone to sail the stars and shoot the shit with you out there. You leave such an impact on those around you like you wouldn't believe. And I'm glad you found a path for you and something that feels uniquely you.
● • i • aam • faar • from • self-righteous, • you • aanxious • neurotic • douchebaag. • BUT • if • you • do • aanything • craazy • i • will • cut • the • visit • here • short. aand • thaat's • not • reaassuring!!!!! • ●
● • reaally • this • shit? • aagaain? • If • I • weren't • in • grippy • sock • jaail, • I • WOULD • come • by • aand • shaake • your • stupid • aass. gottaa • stop • with • this • draamaatic • shit. • or • you'll • aactuaally • hurt • someone • you • caare • aabout • aand • yourself • seriously. • ●
thats the plan chief!
oh youwve been thinking about our chat non-stop huh
Aw, man.
hi saturn!
Looksb at the calendar
● • you • get • it! • ●
I'm only squinting because I care Saturn
Hrn? \/\/\/\/hy not? I'\/\/e been t0ld I am \/\/ery lusus like in spite 0' m'self.
If I squint and tilt my head you kinda look like a fish I know...
youre just jealous my vwoker says something about society
im like the joker if he vwere wvoke
● • Haahaa, • he's • funny • sometimes. • #vaaguelydirectposting • ●
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● • I • do • count. • I'm • not • big • Tunaa. • :) • ●
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you all dont wvanna knowv the kinda shit i had to learn to do one-pronged
You single?
i knowv you are but vwhat am i
ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby and do you, do you, do you, do you knowv wvhat youre doing, doing to me? ruby, ruby, ruby, ruby #lyricsposting
i feel fan-fuckin-tastic buddy boy, in fact, i think i might just be in a vwriting mood!
after all the fun vwe had back there? go fuck yourself, hope i gawve you a shiner
finally done vwith that shit. vwent better and wvorse than i thought, honestly
stop pissing on my side its #notnotgay!!!!!!
youre thee vwho wvont stop crossing the beams stick to your side if the bowvl jawvkass
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ᐖ I JUS SAW ᐖA BARZ AN WONᐖEREᐖ WUT I MISSEᐖ LAWL SATURN U KEWL AS FUK I WULᐖ TRUS U WIF A NUᑈLEAR BOMB ᐛ
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You seem to be running in circles with what you're saying to me, and I do not know how to take it, nor can I understand it perfectly. Could you be honest as well?
ranking the flavour of every castes breast milk - rustbloods: really really heavy, rich, creamy stuff. comes out a lot thicker than the other castes. genuinely almost like youre drinking cream. incredible taste and genuinely fills your stomach up and sates hunger but it clings to the inside of your mouth and throat so you can't really go at it for more than 5 minutes at a time before you have to take a break and swig some water. 8/10 - bronzebloods: in many ways the opposite of rustbloods. very thin, but certainly also *very* abundant once you've got it flowing. refreshingly light taste, incredibly pleasingly silky mouthfeel, and very little effort needed to keep it coming once you've got a girl in the mood. 7/10 - goldbloods: tastes like pennies. but like, if pennies had an erotic and arousing undertone to them. on the thicker and scarcer side. 4/10. (note: goldbloods who frequently use mind honey tend to find it infusing their milk. it adds a pleasing sweetness and body to their lactation. 7/10, mind the side effects) - limebloods: we just dont know. n/a - olivebloods: milk itself is of fairly standard consistency and productivity, maybe with a slight nutty undertone, but... can i be real? it tastes sweaty. it tastes like you're suckling 75% from their titties and 25% directly from their sweat glands. i find this *unbelievably* erotic. 10/10 for me, but probably a 6/10 if you're a little baby who can't appreciate the finer things in life. - jadebloods: words cannot describe. i do not drink from jadebloods anymore because i went through genuine actual no-exaggeration *withdrawals* the last time. i got *jitters* and *cold sweats*. 20/10. - tealbloods: thin, watery, not unpleasant but no real taste and not in high supply. 5/10 1- cobaltbloods: i dont think ive ever drunk unadulterated cobalt milk. they use their psionics to make it taste better. my subjective experience was an easy 10/10, but i dont think i can make an honest judgement of anything objective. - indigobloods: unbelievably thick and strong. at times it felt more like i had cum in my mouth than milk. clings to you from the moment it enters your mouth. one gulp is enough to replace a meal. but they produce so much more than a gulpful. enough protein in a single spoonful to supply an entire gym for a week. somewhat middling taste profile, but worth it for the other features. 7/10. weight gain fetishists must try. - purplebloods: i've only ever drunk purpleblood milk once, and it was from one of the clowns. 0/10. unbelievably bad. tastes like expired flat faygo that someone's already drunk with an undertone of fetid blood. do not recommend. - violetbloods: tastes kind of like 80% milk 20% saltwater. not a fan. but by the sufferer do they produce a *lot*, which is a plus. 2/10 - fuchsiabloods: its just too sweet for me! im sorry! it tastes like im drinking a vanilla milkshake! maybe you like that, i don't! it's sickly sweet! makes my teeth tingle! 3/10 ♥︎ #nsfw; #nsfwe (in case someone finds lactation off-putting); #concupiscentanonymously; oh my fucking god ♠
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you *sat* on that *urn* buddy boy!!!
im not havwing a gay ass candlelit dinner vwith an alt self wvho cant evwen keep the name
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Very well, I recently protected object of loathing from an individual attempting to cause him harm who was not me.
● • Not • when • you • put • it • in • aa • public • spaace • where • I • caan • see • it. • ●
● • Get • your • heaad • out • of • your • aass • before • you • caan • remove • it, • bozo. • ●
● • I • look • up • from • my • job, • aand • he's • up • to • some • shit. • ●
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=Wou|d you fuck your anc€stors??! #g€niun€qu€stion #notjusthorny #nsfw
lol *i* dont ewven havwe that one
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#ILoveMovieNightAugh
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● • BITCH • YOU'RE • OLD. • Brittle • bones, • Saaturn, • whaat • the • fuck! • ●
● • SOOOOOO • OLD, • DEM • BONES • RAATTLING • ●
wvait so it wvas you
skipping w0rk t0 be at my l0vers h0use apparently the st0re is currently getting r0bbed glad i skipped t0day #sevenelevenp0sting
see this is exactly vwhat im talking about this is the sorta thing from my daymares
you sure? because thats wvhat you are to me
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A' fuckin' forgot about this account an website.
No qna from Casper, okay? You gotta get your Casper lore drip fed to you through my innane and consistent chittr posting
:)
Saturn is doing a pisspoor job of being mad at me forever lmao.
Oh, so you forgive me? :)
● • I'm • working • usuaally! • Not • droolin' • over • baabes. • Baarely • got • time • for • thaat. • ●
● • hehe, • thaank • you. • ●
● • hehehehehehehehheehehehheehe • bitch. • ●
● • Did • you • aactuaally • contraact • raabies? • ●
● • 100% • chaance • we're • not • in • the • saame • timeline, • so • good • luck • with • thaat. • ●
● • I • like • mothers • with • aa • nice • paair • of • tits. • #nsfw • ●
● • No • shit, • Sherlock. • ●
● • I • need • to • stop • humoring • stupid • aas • fuck • people. • This • stupid • bounty • feels • like • aa • wild • goose • chaase. • I'm • in • some • raandom • staar • system. • ●
● • Honestly • I • giaant • spaace • serpent • wouldn't • be • the • most • surprising • thing • out • there. • ●
● • SIGH, • maan, • I • love • aa • good • milf • with • aa • nice • paair • of • boobies. • #nsfw • ●
● • I'm • going • to • ignore • thaat • weird • fucker. • ●
● • It's • been • aa • minute • since • I've • been • out • drinking... • ● ● • but • I • aalso • don't • waant • to • haave • my • designaated • baattlebuddy • with • me. • #substaances • ●
● • The • weird • fuckers • aadd • aa • spice • to • life, • aand • I • aam • legaally • aallowed • to • hit • them • with • aa • stick. • ●
● • The • hottest • women • staab • you • the • haardest • or • shoot • you • with • such • aa • precise • shot, • gog • daamn. • #violence • ●
:) You won't
fork found in kitchen typeshit
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did u hurt y0ur penits?
↗️GET A REAL JOB.↗️
If I had a resume, perhaps I could now add “dog tamer” to it? Haa Haa.
yknowv the vwhole daddy thing nevwer did much for me but maybe i should start leaning into it anyvways. any gals wvith lusii issues around? #nsfvw
2/4 people who reacted to my last post. Go die in a pit of fire.
Can disgusting nobodies not react to my posts? Thanks.
Humans, or trolls wvho knowv a lot about humans: Wvhat’s the key to the human pusher? Howv do you get one to stop bein’ mad at you? Especially wvhen you didn’t do nothin’ wvrong and he’s just bein’ an idiot and should actually be THANKIN’ you? #notvwagueposting #reallyspecificpostingactually
Glub.
● • AAn • insufferaable • guy • with • too • maany • waasps • in • his • beehive. • but • faair • enough. • ●
● • haad • to • check • if • my • leaast • faavorite • guy • posted • his • tits • on • maain • to • maake • sure • he • caan't • saay • shit • if • I • ever • decided • to • put • my • yiddies • on • maain. • ●
● • You're • aabsolutely • trying • to • maake • me • look • baad • by • writing • it • like • this. • AAlso, • the • engine • didn't • blow • up; • it • broke, • simple • aas • thaat, • aand • you • brought • aa • paart • over. • Draamaatic. • ●
● • You • look • like • you • got • thaat • shit • dissolved, • so • now • you • got • some • shitty • faace • saagging. • ●
● • maan • you • piss • me • off • you • neurotic • sonofaabitch • @lovwerBoy • https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d013f3f07aa1.png • ●
● • DONT • FUCKING • VAAGUE • POST • AABOUT • ME • AAFTER • SPAAMMING • ME. • ●
● • You're • right, • I • look • PLENTY • younger • thaan • you. • ●
● • I • aam • young • aand • old • for • aa • purpleblood. 65 • solid • sweeps. • ●
● • Speaaking • of, • going • to • my • faavorite • Diner/baar, • RumbleSPHERES. • It's • been • aa • while • since • I've • been • becaause • I • haad • aa • craazy • bounty • on • my • heaad • (not • aanymore). • Shooting • people • aat • your • faavorite • plaace • to • eaat • kindaa • ruins • it • for • aa • bit. • ●
†) OKAY. A GO7 ANO7HER GUID ANE. NEW JOKE CONCEP7. 7HIS SHI7 IS HILARIOUS. AMPU7A7IN A SHI7BLOEUD7 AN FEEDIN 7HAIM 7HEIR OWN LIMBS. PRE77Y GUID, YEAH? :O) #NSFW #GORE #VIOLENCE #NSFWE #CANNIBALISM #AU7OCANNIBALISM (†
● • Whaaaaaaaat • nooooooo. • OF • COURSE • NOT. • ●
†) NEW JOKE IDEA. MAKIN A HERE7IC EA7 7HEIR LUSUS. (†
● • i • caan • aagree • even • if • we • got • different • reaasons! • ●
● • I'm • just • aagreeing • with • one • of • your • aalts! • ●
● • yeaah • he's • paathetic, • aalright, • haahaa. • @lovwerBoy, • #directposting. • #nsfw • dont • aapologize. • ●
@lovwerBoy you're one of them.
● • HAAHAA • Dementiaa? • AAren't • you • hilaarious, • I • knew • you • were • deraanged, • but • not • this • much. • AAnd • Dingo? • He's • the • PI, • I'm • doing • bountry • work • aand • caargo • stuff. • Your • memory • seems • thin • there. • :) • How's • your • paartner • buddy? • Still • with • yaa? • Caan't • remember. • ●
● • I • aalmost • forgot • YOU, • how • craazy • is • thaat? • You • graacing • me • with • aa • FOLLOW • aand • the • full • raange • of... • your • GREAAT • you. • How's • it • going, • buddy? • ●