@lovwerBoy — #nsfw
baby need snack is what amy amygdala says to me right before she starts fingerbangin the button that says hey remember how that felt today what if you did that again but more this time.
smth smth sex sunday right??
we could make like seahorses an make somethin work for a lifelong commitment to bodybumpin in this cold dark water current called life.
i am not bein strongarmed into publishin this correction a my own free will that my type no. 2 from last night is "not sadomasochistic as that grossly misinterprets and exaggerates the communication of appropriate intimate expectations. when have i ever done either of those things, and it's frankly concerning that you may be interpretting and objectifying sincere efforts towards you health and behavior with some kind of sexual insinuation. nor is it ever okay to disclose this level of" oh ok i'm not supposed to be writin that part down got it. anyway okay i made all that up #nsfw
goregle search biological reason for crying after sex 30 minutes not during explain to partner
i'm like that slut to nerd pipeline fetish comic irl actually, except like still sexy about it. my cleaned up act goes crazy. like i don't even need to scavenge for a bone when i got the feast at home yknow? #nsfw
i been rehabilitated outta my cartoon horny wolf era for years now. except for any nylon+rayon satin costume with enough bare skin to catch pneumonia, those are still my kryptonite. the fact that i'm still talkin about this hours after the fact an still have more to say about it is proof.
not really my thing tbh. like especially when the metal prongs kinda catch weird on your neck, yeeowch! #nsfw
gettin jiggy CANCELLED he said no an said to soak in the tub #nsfw #not-nsfw;(
actually experts input requested here, what's the dl on gettin jiggy with it when you got the whole pissin lava kidney thing goin on. like it's fine right it's a whole different plumbing tube situation. #nsfw
i have never been kidnapped for longer than 72 hours #sfw or longer than 12 hours #nsfw
anon asked: Let do it me no let do it, me happy boyfriend, sad for you ;'( haha but seriously maybe i should put a big fat disclaimer on the askbox at this rate, huh? yall ask often enough ;) but also i kinda feel bad for you people it's like some marie antoinette let them eat cake shit. i wish i could sell like. idk. saturn sexbot clones? a little smth smth for everyone? yeah that way everyone'd be happy. #nsfw
i could also just tmi recount all the wildest notches on the ol bedpost i feel like that'd be fun #nsfw
do i even have any #nsfw hot takes? i feel like i'm pretty adventurous in an upbeat kinda way
not my thing mostly but ig the dog kennel was ok that one time idk if that counts #tiethemuptuesday #nsfw
my sexual position preference is naturally gifted prodigy #nsfw
my #nsfw contribution is that the party city sexy outfits can still go hard as hell if it's someone with the right amount a improv an can-do attitude
anon asked: so are you gay or vwhat i'm a uh omnivore but not a very good one. the beau keeps tellin me to stop gunkin up my arteries cause a sATurATed FAt or smth idk i can't be fucked. you ever had burger grilled in cast iron in duck fat? with bleu cheese an onions? shit tastes amazing, you try that an tell me you could swear off meat for good. i like variety. oh yeah an i fucked guys sometimes. #nsfw
anon asked: get me pregnant pls pls feel like i had enough parasite body horror for one lifetime tbh. but hey! anythin can change. except i ain't fallin for that trap sweetheart, try another #nsfw
i lived bitch #nsfw #nsfwe #mpreg #gore #violence #unfortunatelysodidthisstupidbaby
hey #nsfw #dashwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ede571a06c06.webp
anon asked: "Whats your type and are you single (or poly works too im a troll so i dont care really) 👀" woof...my type. my TYPE... actually lemme tackle the easier part first: no i'm not single, sorry ;). tragedy i know, i'm happy to provide the best consolation prize hugs you ever got, i know it's hard to stomach. been exclusive for the last, what...shit has it already been eight years??? yeah. the beau's got me wound tight an that kinda suits me just fine. you're not gonna get much from me about him on here, but he's a troll an we do a supraquadrant thing. my type...physically? i appreciate ev...Read more
actually yeah deadass lucky me n beau don't live in empire territory idk how we'd skate by during drone season never had to deal with that one ;/ #nsfw
ok this is the official smash or pass chitt. this one, not the previous one. that one was the contemplation phase, this is action phase. this is the one where replies/reacts count. yes it's still hypothetical, no you can't hit this, i'm an exclusive experience nowadays, sorry. #nsfw
...i could do smash or pass. hypothetically. like the platonic ideal a smash or pass. i could get on that bandwagon. #nsfw i guess
hey ;P #nsfw ish? #suggestive https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb1e0363f5b5.png
