
actually experts input requested here, what's the dl on gettin jiggy with it when you got the whole pissin lava kidney thing goin on. like it's fine right it's a whole different plumbing tube situation. #nsfw

don't worry about it i figured it out turns out sex with a uti is fine just watch out
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yOu STilL NEED To TakE PrecAUTion! MamMALIAn AnaTOMy DoEsn't MUCH Care ThaT THese thinGS ARE, technicALly, TwO SePaRaTe inTernal SYSTeMS, sIncE tHEy coME iN tHe sAmE PaCKAge. ErectiON AND eJaculation, wHIch one WOuLD hoPe TO achIEVe dURiNG intERCoUrSE OF AnY KIND, WILL STIlL caUSe IRrItaTiON and disCoMFort, aND MAY DELAy yoUr rECovErY. ThUMBS dOWN adVice. #nsfW #MEDIcal

i'll add it to my roster then i got a whole anthology a famous last words

blehhhhhhh. ;( if i remember anythin troll hardware kinda comes with the same dumb tubing too don't it
UNForTuNaTEly! If aNytHinG, iT Is WORSE, giVen eVErytHiNg ElSE aTtaCHeD!

thanks doc i hate it 😭
yOuR RecOVERY wILl be sWifT iF YoU FoLlOw yOur pRIMarY caRe pHysICIAn's OrDErS, I ASsure yOu!

see i knew this was gonna be annoyin when someone told me i'd end up havin to end my fifteen year no doctors winning streak.


