@twostepGodhead — #substance
yo anyone got cold n flu meds ill deadass doxx myself rn for some tender lovin care guys lets get some hurt / comfort goin or whatever yeah?
so i may have gone on a bit of a bender related note, why was my lesbian hairdresser trying to make out with me, offering me speed all night, and topped it off by saying she wanted to eat me out? diva, i dont have the necessary equipment for that
look i like a drink as much as the next guy but some of you need to start getting more comfortable in being sober constant self destruction gets real boring real fast
oh i forgot the best part about last night okay so strap in strap up and strap on folks that hot personal trainer? yeah, you know the one i cant stop waxing poetic over like im some lovesick protagonist in one of those slice of life meetcute animes he was there dude he was at the gay club and guess who scored big time motherfuckers thats right its the one and only stridawg i bought him a drink, he bought me a drink, we partied shit was like a straight up romcom montage moment from the 90s ngl kinda got way too freaked out to make more of a move on him but hey i think my interest was registered like...Read more
dear god dont go shot for shot with them gnc baddies they have drunk me under the table the only reason this is readable is because predictive text and auto correct is saving my ass rn holy fuck balls i scored a ride home tho time for a giant kebab and sweatpants
hot non-binarys in my area yeah im goin home with one
dawg the club is going awf i am so fucked having the time of my fucking life over here playin b2b with another dj and shes fucking killing it holy shit
got a dj gig tonight after a dry patch fuck yes lets go lets go get absolutely hammered
whoppin johns ass in mortal kombat getting into the vodka call me the kombat king of course i play johnny cage who the fuck do you think i am bitch
hung out with rose last night split a bottle of wine chatted mad shit til dawn im not like a super sappy guy or anything but we havent caught up in a while and it was good shes pretty cool the free therapy is a bonus
went on a four day bender i think i got lost in the city for a bit one of the nights but i found a 24/7 pancake place so many bottles and cans in a hotel room i skipped out on payin for we ballin on a budget homies
goregle play black eyed peas and pour me like twenty shots
holy fuck the last time i heard this song i was at my favorite bar and me john n rose (jade couldnt come) in a booth were watching this dude and this drop dead gorge troll lady hittin on each other at the bar and it was cringe and glorious and everything you coulda ever wanted to witness when hammered at 11 at night those bartenders were angels and i fell off the chair when they kept playing tunes like this im talkin like i was crying laughing
been fuckin with the groove in disco music for real tho how to they bake the feeling of coke into the tunes itself because theres just something that keeps me coming back to it every damn time gettin my skates on to break a tibia inside my house when i inevitably eat shit on a corner
holy fuck is it seriously drunk chittr time? should i? did i miss out on peak time tho?
is there some sort of strider get drunk memo i missed or something? you guys are getting kinda wild its cool tho its cool i dont get fomo or anything im too busy doin my shit, still in the studio, pumping tunes
nothin beats cracking open an ice cold fridge cigarette
beers kinda mid as fuck can i do it with vodka instead? #substance