@twostepGodhead — #nsfw
i feel like i just saw something i wasnt meant to
hey siri how to get blood stains out of couch
man i fucking hate yearning its so wild like hes right there but the masochist in me wants the pain of longing
mens public bathrooms should be bombed why is there shit stained boxers on the fucking floor
wtf "greg" who orders like 15 extra goddamn pickles on their big mac? sorry would you like some fucking burger with your pickles? at this point he shouldve just asked the store to slap the whole wet hog between those sesame seed buns raw dog the pickle next time "greg" fuck you
okay im gonna post this once so it can get buried and eventually forgotten about but god is it fun to fuck with people while im tipsy until they snap relevantly tagged anyway dont comment on this shit you didnt see it im just getting it off my chest
okay only because the one guy on this platform that knows him isnt online right now so cant rat me out i just need to tie him down and work him over til hes crying tbh
okay god alright sure man uhhh small dom big sub shibari/heavy bondage anything oral fixation focused
southbound - artemas do it for me - rosenfeld rein raus - rammstein gimp - aurora view tear you apart - she wants revenge closer to god - nine inch nails
q1 ==> i mean yeah what happens at the gay leather bar stays at the gay leather bar though. all i can tell yall is it is possible to fit two bears and a twunk in a single bathroom stall q2 ==> holy fuck. look id say dm me but i already know were way past that point
no communication, any sort of like bigoted bullshit im not down for, and uhhh unhygienic shit i guess? kinks i wanna try are honestly dependent on who im tryin them out with but all ill say is im hella experimental
penis sick, penis contagious penis rad, penis outrageous
"missionary is a young mans game" - john 2026
can we just normalize platonic affection and casual physical intimacy without the expectations of furthering or escalating into a sexual relationship? a chill cuddle sesh and kissing the homies goodnight? or am i just drunk rambling?
here kitty kitty here kitty kitty yeah p is for "pussy" p-u-s-s-y
im feeling some kinda way idk guys maybe this cider has got me in a mood
[getting back shots] um... hes right behind me, isnt he?
penis vanish? penis mysterious. penis crazy? penis delirious. penis long? penis continuous.
okay what if i get on my knees and someone pours a shot right down my throat? fuck a shot get the bottle make me swallow and tell me how good im doing
bdsm bread dipped in soup mmm
you make me spit choke sweat suck come make me cry bleed beg fuck
fool me once. yeah. like that. fool me twice. oooh yes. again! slower
all i want is some cnc and by cnc i mean cookies n cream ice cream
fuck klondike bars id do unconscionable things for a cocksucking cowboy shot rn
why the fuck is my upstairs neighbour barking at one in the goddamn morning this is a joke right trust and believe i know she doesnt have a dog, just one particularly loud ass girlfriend
a pearl necklace probably looks real good on grey skin
a cuntinental breakfast
talk to me nicely when you want it rough we can hit every spot on the way until your moment comes yeah we can take it uptown take it downtown anywhere in the world when you call my name ill come running for you baby i live to serve i love the way you say it
another one for you freaks lookin to add a lil somethin different to your sex playlists or djs tryin to make people fuck on the floor whatever your jam is i aint judging
okay so obvs music means a fuckin lot to me right duh take a one sec look through my shit my boyfriend made me a gotdang mixtape so this is like sloppiest toppy territory now right? no need for smashing phones and snapping skateboards because this man is getting all the head
so i may have gone on a bit of a bender related note, why was my lesbian hairdresser trying to make out with me, offering me speed all night, and topped it off by saying she wanted to eat me out? diva, i dont have the necessary equipment for that
i broke apart my insides ive got no soul to sell the only thing that works for me help me get away i want to fuck you i want to taste you i want to feel you i want to be you
why the entire actual fuck did i just get ai slop full blown porn in my instabgram stories? i do not use that app for that shit what the fuck plus ai? absolute piss
hold on i have a song for this lmao
oh my god skeletor is so gay what do you fucking mean "that long, huge sword thats swinging between your glorious thighs" holy shit
i have some seriously complicated feelings about what i just read...
thats like the most fucked up way to say that god damn
in the stripped club straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well lets justr say my peanits
look im not like a horny poster or anythin but let me just say if i get someones fingers all up in my hair i think id be down for anything its like the ultimate way to get my brain to shut the fuck up
"sup, ladies? my names slim shady im the lead singer of d12, baby" theyre all like, "oh my god, its him becky, oh my fucking god, its eminem i swear to fucking god, dude, you fucking rock please, marshall, please, let me suck your cock"
god damn dude the noises one of those muscle rollers were pullin out of me? porn level shit i was whining on that thing trying to pop my spine