@twostepGodhead — #nsfw
talk to me nicely when you want it rough we can hit every spot on the way until your moment comes yeah we can take it uptown take it downtown anywhere in the world when you call my name ill come running for you baby i live to serve i love the way you say it
another one for you freaks lookin to add a lil somethin different to your sex playlists or djs tryin to make people fuck on the floor whatever your jam is i aint judging
okay so obvs music means a fuckin lot to me right duh take a one sec look through my shit my boyfriend made me a gotdang mixtape so this is like sloppiest toppy territory now right? no need for smashing phones and snapping skateboards because this man is getting all the head
so i may have gone on a bit of a bender related note, why was my lesbian hairdresser trying to make out with me, offering me speed all night, and topped it off by saying she wanted to eat me out? diva, i dont have the necessary equipment for that
i broke apart my insides ive got no soul to sell the only thing that works for me help me get away i want to fuck you i want to taste you i want to feel you i want to be you
why the entire actual fuck did i just get ai slop full blown porn in my instabgram stories? i do not use that app for that shit what the fuck plus ai? absolute piss
hold on i have a song for this lmao
oh my god skeletor is so gay what do you fucking mean "that long, huge sword thats swinging between your glorious thighs" holy shit
i have some seriously complicated feelings about what i just read...
thats like the most fucked up way to say that god damn
in the stripped club straight up "jorking it" and by "it" haha well lets justr say my peanits
look im not like a horny poster or anythin but let me just say if i get someones fingers all up in my hair i think id be down for anything its like the ultimate way to get my brain to shut the fuck up
"sup, ladies? my names slim shady im the lead singer of d12, baby" theyre all like, "oh my god, its him becky, oh my fucking god, its eminem i swear to fucking god, dude, you fucking rock please, marshall, please, let me suck your cock"
god damn dude the noises one of those muscle rollers were pullin out of me? porn level shit i was whining on that thing trying to pop my spine