@twostepGodhead — #yearning
okay game plan i go to gym im all suave cool chill and slightly homosexual lookin in one of those black compression shirts, the kind with the high neck and the tight ass sleeves i can pull it off i got some loose black sweats on because fuck wearing gray to the gym fuck that shit to high hell and back im not tempting the devil with chances to embarass me anyway i go up to that hot troll personal trainer and i super smooth and cool ask for his number call me alan turing the way i get those numbers dawg aight game plan end
okay so im back at the gym at this time because im gonna try and get this dudes number goddamn chat hes so hot hes so outta my league
thinking about that one troll personal trainer i saw at the gym for the fourth time today...
okay im at the gym way outta my usual timeslot and theres this morning pt here and i think i can hear angels singing or my tinnitus is causing mad auditory hallucinations again because hes like a troll adonis god damn