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striped socks and panties are really erotic. i should invest i think.
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forgot about these kink: “oviposition. to this day im still mad that we met aliens and they dont even do that” rating: slipping a 7/10 under the table while i stealthily pull at the collar of my shirt and resist the urge to fidget because were committing the crime of exchanging lewd content in a heavily puritan society and i cant let anybody know im a freak like that yeah im also sitting here like are you kidding me not even just aliens but multiple timelines and ive yet to meet any trolls who can pop some eggs in you like those toys with the jelly eggs so my rating is *in theory* cause i have no idea if id actually be into it but it seems hot right held close and filled to the fuckin brim who doesnt enjoy that
consider choking me out. the lack of oxygen reaching my brain really gets the job done.
Shoving him face-down into the mattress and fucking him stupid. Really, he needs to think less. Consider it therapy.
im not a big digital circus enthusiast in fact that show is kinda slop someone needs to peg that set of dentures though #nsfw
I work under the assumption that I am automatically blocked as to not enroach on anyone's potential "No Brotherfuckers" boundary. Very kind of me, I know. With that being said, if you mess with the levels of degeneracy at which I operate, you'd have to be the first to interact.
Pinning this post. Don't mind me. I plan to use this account as an outlet for any and all terrible thoughts I have. If you're deeply disturbed by anything I post, or simply don't fuck with it, feel free to block me and go about your day.
uh huh. you wanna do something about it, baby?
sure thing, buddy.
nah man. it's growing restless now that you're here. #nsfw
woke up with my bone up. just thought i'd share that with yall.
🜏 u know ii wiill (;;;;死亡 ♅
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ooc i fear you are living my life ))
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yeah, you'd say that, not my fault you just can't get good delivery. you gotta sweet talk them with your notes.
you gotta learn to short hand that, dude. i don't know why i'm the one explaining this to you.
up stairs, top floor 11b. like, it's not rocket science.
this is me right now.
Of course, sweetpea.
its almost like they fucking know what theyre doing and see a moment just to snipe away all your happiness smirking behind their anonymity this is why i dont trust them bitches sometimes woah suddenly im feeling hella angry dont mind me
Are, you poor thing. Do you want me to extend a hug?
...
real knows real
ugh ii wwa2 goiin twwo do round2 but wwe"re tiired.. niight..
no shit dude thatd be sweet as fuck they had to switch out my cast when i got back home and john really fucking hated that shit lmfao i was stuck in some trolls hive for weeks dude uh yeah yeah youre chill tho maybe we can kick it
Nôthin' wrông with a bituh ôff the jôbsite snôggin' between gôôns. But c'môn nôw, repôrt it tô Hench Resôurces & keep it prôfessiônaŁ ôn the cŁôck. Wese've seen tôôse many bad môôks gô befôre their time becauseuh sôme pôôrŁy thôught ôut quad actiôn. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
hey i think youre kind of kicking it a little better than me my dumbass fell off my skateboard a couple months ago and i keep re-fucking up the same arm so im never getting outta this cast
Which of the daves has my Inhaler?
for my pinned
✝+ Anonymous asked: "I suppose this is more asking for advice? I agreed to some strange marriage with my pitchmate, and now I'm having second thoughts. Perhaps I need a friend or another quadrant mate for advice, but I have no one else. " Do you want to confess a sin? "I want to, but I'm scared..." ✝+✝+✝+✝+✝ I typically would recommend talking to talk to an auspistice if you both have one, but since I was asked for advice, I'll do my best to help or at least how to move forward. If you can talk to your kismesis about your second thoughts, if they wanted to enter into a binding relationship such as marriage, I'd hope they'd be willing to have an open discussion. If you feel as if you can't, bringing in an Auspistice or a trusted mutual friend to have this sort of conversation is important. If you want a completely unbiased 3rd party to have that discussion with, that's also a good choice. Quadrant counselors would be well equipped for this, as well as human relationship counselors, whatever you are most comfortable with. Essentially, having communication open is important. As for your sin, I understand. Please never feel pressured to confess a sin before me; only do so if you are comfortable. I am always open to listening and not judging. Only god can judge, and god is kind. Confessing sin is typically only a way to a path of healing and forgiveness. https://forms.gle/N7BgU7gdPf2uxWWk8 +✝
B33 < yall mind if a neon orange / green theycatbird gets a lil chittr (dont answer that just lemme believe youre sayin yes h33h33)
Okay, I’m wvatchin’ this showv about… human dating. I guess. And it’s just makin’ me wvanna kiss humans. #Suggestive
this #firearmfriday goes 2 one of my alltime faves: the tokarev svt-40 it belonged 2 my mamá before it belonged 2 me... she kept it stored with the stuff she valued most in life, so i cant help but think it held a special place in her heart too a revolutionary weapon 4 the revolutionary woman who still inspires me every single day https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c5755a490211.png
someone's hate flirting with me. hot.
don't need tail. got my fist and a puppet full of ass. #nsfw
get off my post, brat.
i'm a good little tike with my spinny hat. i use protection. #nsfw
i'll steal all your shit and won't apologize next time.
calling all roxy's that ain't fucking weak as shit. my lap's open. #nsfw
might need to post my dick to cheer y'all up. #nsfw
theyr probly trynna b cute but smtimes they try a bit too hard if u ask me
thank you. i was thinking i was the only one in this bitch.
didn't know you were so quick to drop the act though, gets me a little intrigued by the prospect of you being a little less pathetic.
exactly.
how about. no.
no. what the fuck. did you not see how i typed?
why do you fucking type wike that. it gwates my newves so fucking much. what the fuck evew. #vagueposting #directposting
want him. either sexually or dead. still deciding there. #nsfw #violence
you.re at the pizza hut. you.re at the taco bell. you.re at the combination pizza hut and taco bell ☠︎︎
i.m at the pizza hut (what) im at the taco belll (what) ☠︎︎
real shame i cant exactly fight like i used to. theres a lot of people id thoroughly enjoy beating the shit out of if i were able to stand up without a cane. #violence i guess.
fuck me.
will be, once i get my hands on him.
yeah this one i'm gnawing on.
dirk. nuff said.
why you wanna know so fucking bad?
ain't a big deal. i found him.
fuck me.
Hell to the yeah, Lil Dawg Don’t think I wouldn’t be glazin’ a up-and-comer when I see it on my timeline
so fuck it. gonna get myself a pinned post.
Every time a Strider is born a rap god gets a platinum record
never was a hunter, but i'm willing to stalk this game down until i've sunk my teeth into him.
sometimes you gotta do a fastfood run to get your friends breakfast.
good morning everyone, and good evensong too! my clothes are still glitterfied so i'm gonna look fabulous in the drive through.
GO WHITE BOY GO.
Happy Juneteenth, by the way. Please drop your credit card information below if Juneteenth does not celebrate you.
i just be over here like doin shit and makin sick beats yk they call me the picasso of pyrrhia whatever the fuck that means
diivorciing my wiife would only make our relatiionshiip even hotter than iit already iis. forbiidden fruiit. >:9
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Masculine urge for big cuddles and choccy milk
i knew scrollin thru my camera roll was a bad idea... the whole things a trap of my own makin #suggestive
cant be takin any new pics while my hairs blue, itd completely mess up my brandin n shit so pls enjoy this shameless repost instead ;3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe5774d0cd19.png