Dave Strider
@twostepGodhead
dancer, dj, dude. look i got mad adhd all bets are off, you get what you get. #radiobrain for my song posting
til i collapse, im spillin these raps long as you feel em til the day that i drop, youll never say that im not killin em cause when i am not, then ima stop pennin em and i am not hip-hop and im just not eminem
I really h8 to 8e the one to 8r8k this to you........ It's terminal........ We're putting you down tomorrow........
maybe thrre white monsters was my metaphorical sun feelin like icarus the wings weigh a ton aint bein stupid we out here just for fun meltin in my hubris clays jumped the gun anyway passed out when i stood up so cool
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < have mew eaten or are mew furviving off monster alone
i had like two sushi rolls and miso soup, because the noodles sucked dookie ass. but its all good now its me and my protein microwave meals against the world
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dO YOU EVER JUST,
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raw doggin the gym on two lobster salad sushi rolls miso soup a cup noodle and three white monsters
🜏 makɛ ii♱ 6 whii♱ɛ mons♱ɛrrs and samɛ ♅
dang how fast you tryin to see troll god?
🜏 ii sɛɛ mysɛlf ɛvɛrry day wdym ♅
(( do not be afraid, be inspired, go get em tiger, and my em, i mean , noidles))
i would kill for a good bowl of miso soup rn
real as fuck im sippin mine in your honor rn
i order chicken and i get delivered two of the tiniest piss poor mini baby pieces like they came from a damn quail. hold me, i feel myself wasting away, how can i survive on these two morsels?
you just gotta get good, dude. skill issue.
that shit was gone in a flash knockin on my door then they dash swindled and scammed me outta my cash and thats why i break out the stash the stash in chili relish sauce cause holy fuck i could drink that shit and never get bored im feeling near #nsfw about that
now i know flat ass mcgee aint coming on my shit saying skill issue
yeah, you'd say that, not my fault you just can't get good delivery. you gotta sweet talk them with your notes.
the notes is for telling them how to get into my apartment building dude, you know i already reach the word limit trying to explain my stupid ass building
you gotta learn to short hand that, dude. i don't know why i'm the one explaining this to you.
sorry mr i live in a two story suburban white picket fence family home, but im mr half condemned apartment block, nice to meet you
up stairs, top floor 11b. like, it's not rocket science.
heres big boss dave twostep reminding yall to not be like me. stretch and do warm ups before you do intense choreo, or your ass will be huffing and puffing like the big bad wolf on a mission to get them piggies in between some buttered toast with an egg and holy fuck i need to eat
Which of the daves has my Inhaler?
hey i think youre kind of kicking it a little better than me my dumbass fell off my skateboard a couple months ago and i keep re-fucking up the same arm so im never getting outta this cast
if you find one let a guy know okay because holy shit dawg every damn day i forget i have the lungs of a 40y/o chainsmoker. shout out to bro for that one
okay but can i draw on your cast? i wanna do one of those sick ass s things i used to do back in school
no shit dude thatd be sweet as fuck they had to switch out my cast when i got back home and john really fucking hated that shit lmfao i was stuck in some trolls hive for weeks dude uh yeah yeah youre chill tho maybe we can kick it
i.m at the pizza hut (what) im at the taco belll (what) ☠︎︎
im at the combination pizza hut and taco bell