♠ hated by @twostepGodhead

I actually don't knowv vwhat ye be talking about.
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Th3r3 w3 go. Now hi2 profil3 i2 corr3ct LMAO

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i will call my main wizard pair for the novel idore and elvinorim.
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isn’t this quite literally you?
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whoa i didnt know you could do that
i can stay because im blue now thats the rules.
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Hey pretty boy, I’m coming over and I got this new drink it’s Coke Cola No Sugar Pumpkin and Cinnamon.
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🜏 ♱ɛɛhɛɛ ♅

nope!!! i’m hitting pans in front of your room. metaphorically.

c0unt your blessings. at least y0u werent nearby it when it happened. i probably sh0uld have taken more precauti0ns two av0id that actually.
Good boy, I say scratching you behind the ear like a dog. Giving you a scooby snack.
I don’t think you can be described as any type of good.

not tw0tally false ones th0ugh, because i did that thing you asked. @twostepgodhead s0rry brother. even i am not immune tw0 the allure of Cute Girl With Big Butt Nice Two Me.
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🜏 II hopɛd u had bɛ♱♱ɛrr ♱as♱ɛ </3 ♅
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🜏 lmaooooooo ♅
leMMe paint yall a steaMy worD picture: i got a Motherfucker collareD up while iM on top of eM. Draining their bulge for all they got. no finishing till i give praise. REALLY Make eM whiMper then i pull on their leash so i can get niiiice anD close to shove My tongue Down their throat. nine tiMes outta then they like it too. gets the bulge thrashing insiDe Me i pull away to let eM breathe anD call eM a gooD pet. give eM that release~ the noises they Make alone are like a holy choir ;o)

on the floor shaking and cramping. i hope this cramp passes unto the daves.

We have our first technical tie for #candybrawl, so as the sole tiebreaker, I will give it to 3 Musketeers. This first matchup of the day is a doozy. Two classics in their own right. Hershey's Bar (Red reacts) VS. KitKat (Black reacts)
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okay, Ill pseudo-starvwe then, damn.

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THERE ARE SO MANY MORE IMPORTANT PROBLEMS I COULD BE GETTING ABSOLUTELY BODIED BY. "WHAT TO WEAR FOR TENTH PERIGEE'S EVE" DOES *NOT* NEED TO BE ONE OF THEM. FUCK THIS. I'M OUTSOURCING THE DECISION TO THE WHIMS OF THE ALMIGHTY QUAD REACTS. FOR #HALLOWEEN, I WILL DRESS UP AS: ❤️ - WESTLEY (THE PRINCESS BRIDE) ♦️ - EDWARD SCISSORHANDS (1990) ♣️ - THE PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE (1974) ♠️ - GRAVEROBBER (REPO: THE GENETIC OPERA) DO AS THOU WILT. I DON'T FUCKING CARE. VOTE, IF YOU DO.

I never heard someone call it an ice cream 'van'

im so fucking sorry i wanted something sweet
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Much to my personal chagrin, Swedish Fish falls to the most unlikely rival in the battle of the animal-shaped gummies, letting Percy Pigs through to the next round. Today's battle pits two gas station classics: Payday (red reacts) VS. Twix (black reacts) Which caramelly goodness is going to reign supreme?
8=l < Mituna's
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8=l < I support whatever this relationship is
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bAt dEmOn (O: iNcUbUs fEr yOu
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i feel like havwing this many striders around is someones favworite dream or, vworse nightmare. nightmare scenario right nowv.

ur my fave ofc
I wonder if he knows that I’ve been sneaking Labubus into his apartment.
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I’m #thriving perhaps even #serene lmfaooo
Anakin Skywalker is a smash btw. Just a little fun fact.
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drowvn.
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dave's bro is on his hands and knees begging me to do something. this is so fucking funny.
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every time theres more than one dave on the feed someone has to say something
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:33 < what f33ling does this evoke?

What if I told you I had a super power, I attract all the people with daddy issues. #Bro-truth

I Am Only Anticipating The Inevitable, Given My Tendency To Say And Do Things That Are Not Conducive To My Own Survival Under The Empress.

One Night Something Cataclysmic Is Going To Happen To Me Again, And You Will Be Expecting Me To Return As I Do All Other Times. And I Will Not. Because I Will Be Dead. #serene
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The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree Dave.
I was taken to the shelter, I can’t help you.
AHAHA. I hope you enjoy your cardboard box.
That one is more acceptable.

guy cxmes in tx drxp xff his mxirail. apparently txxk sxme shady #substance and nxw he wxn't shut up that his chitin's full xf wxrms. delusixnal parasitxsis nx big deal. seen it a thxusand times. usually clears up when yxu pass the recreatixnal txxins but xbvixusly he dxesn't believe us because he's xff his nug. sx we chuck him sxme sedatives sx he can sleep it xff. and yxu'll never believe what happened next. #yup. #wxrms. - xx

or else you'll end up like THAT GUY over there https://files.catbox.moe/tarzx3.png #gore #ifuckingguess
I rather hear what you think it is.
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#nohomo #straightguy #notgay
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YES. OK. YES. I HAD TO STOP USING RED MASCARA. WHEN I GOT THE NEW SEIZURE EYES. IT LOOKS LIKE PURE SHIT NOW. THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. TO PLAY ACCLAIMED EAST ALTERNIAN SIMULATION GAME. 「FINCESS MAKER 2.」 BY CHOOSING MY FATE. VIA THE POLL BELOW. ♥️ RIP YOUR LASHES OUT. ♦️ CULL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF YOUR COWORKERS. ♣️ NO MASCARA. ♠️ BLACK MASCARA.

you got it dad

i feel like yall gonna mediate me after i said hates make me a lil half-chub.
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If you had to know either the date or cause of your death, which would you choose?
there are so many older people here. i kind of forgot people over 25 existed!
start peeling strider
You don’t wanna be called David, thats so chill. Can I call you Evie?
Ive been banned from strip poker because apparently trying to take your skin off is "against the spirit" or something

shovwing up to strip poker peeled is scary actually. peel stays on during strip poker please.

Im gonna explode

You're the only mutt around here

This is why she left and took the kids

And yet they remain open to this bullshit

Make me

I let you have plenty

You're cut off

No you shut your mouth

nobody cancels diamond's droog, dude. not FUCKING COOL

I'm onw #threat #violence

♥️ orange cat 🐈 ♦️ calico cat ♣️ government issued brown tabby ♠️ black cat 🐈⬛

Sometimes You Do Not Want A " Yummy " Drink. Sometimes You Want A Gross Drink, Like A 4loko Or A Diet Soda. It Is The Same To Me As Craving " Fast Food ". I Would Still Never Stoop So Low As To Drink The Alcohol Infused White Monster However, It Is Far Beyond Gross. #substances

not up to you nak nak nak sorry to break it to you :V
Like this wizard has the whole time thing going on too. You’d think he’d be the perfect match.
Heard certain Striders are into the whole wizard beards so posting this for them. Some eye candy for their feed.
I’m still not sure why he’s reacting like this about My Blue. We’ve always been like the colour of 3d glasses when we’re in the same Chit.
Don’t you just like the colour blue? I do. That’s why my text colour has always been blue, for the entirety of this accounts existence.
I have no idea what you’re talking about, I’ve always been blue.

Boy pussy so good that it almost fixes me. #nsfw

Any takers? Dm. Serious inquiries only. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/IMG_2101.jpeg
I'm putting Nyrita down.
Thought you’d like seeing it on the feed. This is your name song after all.
Oh no did I accidentally reveal someone’s secret? That’s so crazy. My bad.

this post was fact checked by real evangeline striders

That tracks.

oh my gawd its even better than i thot

You live with it, Evangeline
David Evangeline Strider, you know I don’t want to. I’m feeling really petty for some reason, can’t put my finger on it though.
I’ve got plenty of middle name knowledge in here like for example @twostepGodhead’s is Evangeline.
David Eva… Strider. It really is a shame that I’m not your favourite.
Always #blessed to have all this knowledge that I do like for a random example… The middle names of people. It’s nice to have knowledge on small things sometimes. Easily lost details. Maybe somewhat well hidden (not really).
You’re absolutely right David E(censored) Strider, I suppose I don’t.
How likely is a professional dancer being told his jester dance was bad willing to forgive someone? Asking for a friend. Should I bribe him into forgiveness?
🗡 Ehhehehehhe, t✶ugh cr✶wd, n✶ne ✶f them are caring, ehhehehehhe, f✶r his wellbeing th✶ugh. D✶uble whammy, ehhehehhehehehe!
🗡 Ehehhehehehhehehehe! N✶. \ i >< i / #nsfwe

Just saw a post acting shock about having cameras in your apartment, I have a million cameras in my apartment so I can monitor little man, gotta make sure his sense don't get dull for whenever I decide to give a surprise flick to his forehead, gotta keep him alert at all times.

YOU GUYS EVER PUT THE COOKIES IN THE FOOTLONG? #SUBWAY #SPONSORED

G★ZE UPON HIM ★ND DESP★IR!!!!! #GNORM
Referring to me as Junior's "Papa" has earned the bot another week in Hell. Thanks. Needed the excuse.
I still think I would look good with a long wizard beard. Give someone head with my wizard beard on.
Heard his dick is as thick as his arm, thought you’d be into that.

death to the inferior dave en garde worm

Behold, all our gold, thousandfold.
vote in replies, or if ur shy: like = 4 dr pepper, pity = 4 pepsi, hate = 4 cola. dr pepper vs pepsi vs cola. #vote #dontdisappointme
Today's wordle answer is grape._

my timelines dave got into hard drugs awhile back if u hear me callin him a crackhead i mean it literally #substance

Now Imagine If I Were Bald.

i need to make someone piss themselves on a pile of smuppets. #nsfw #piss #puppet

i do all the freak shit. piss in someone’s mouth. get a footjob. beat them within an inch of their life. surgery. putting my dick in place it should not be. #nsfw #nsfwe #feet #piss #violence #surgery

filming people never gets old. hidden cameras. hidden cameras. hidden cameras.

it wasn’t directed at any of you in particular. theres none i don’t want on my posts. i don’t have strong feelings towards most of you, if any of you.

dave.

hahahaha

it was yummy :)
what if instead of posting our names we all posted about how much we like and appreciate john egbert.

ew straight people are gonna be legal again tommow











