Dave Strider
@twostepGodhead
the big 3d dancer, dj, dude dms are open bromigos get in there
a cuntinental breakfast
call that shit a teamporal pairadox the way the two of us be two timing on the shared strider name
gotta uphold the rep dude you know how it is when youre like the sickest raddest illest dude on the block
chaise longe... a cha-ace-sa lon-je just so you know how im sayin it
okay so be me on date night we chillin and watching a movie its a romcom because this gorgeous dumbass knows nothing else i steal a glance all suave like and this man already has tears in his damn eyes within the first 20 mins so i ask him dawg are you crying? and he has the gall and the audacity to hit me with a pillow chat should i put him in a headlock
youre bound by an ancient and unshakable law unfort and thats the pillow fight accords its more binding than the constitution and youre already in violation just by sitting there processing what just happened instead of retaliating contact demands escalation youre now required by law to pick up a pillow and continue this otherwise thats grounds for sanctions someones gonna sneak up on you in six minutes when your guards down and youre gonna have no rights to complain about it because YOU broke the accords first by not responding accordingly this isnt me starting shit btw this is me informing you of laws that have existed since before either of us were born im basically a diplomat here dont shoot me shoot the guy who wrote the original pillow fight geneva convention ancient guy feather enthusiast visionary honestly
im gonna be so for reals man he is one big motherfucker built like a damn fridge im done for if i dunk on his shit back he could sit on me and id be down for the count as down for the count as elizabeth hutter for orlok or whatevs vamp romance aint my forte but appreciate the effort i put in here
feelin nostalgic really craving some aj rn
i was living life so peacefully and now i gotta confront the fact my own brain flashbanged me with that one weird ass pony thing i saw once that i will not utter as i fear if i do it will somehow end up in my dms
I would suggest either avoiding all dirks on this site or try and block anything My Little Pony related.
i strive to have everything unblocked i live life freeballing my online experience
yall might be wonderin where ive been the past like week or whatevs uhhh i dont really have a great explanation bromies nothing that i wanna put out there publicly anyway but hey im kinda back and thats all there is to it
im alive so thats a huge plus because we were rocky for a hot sec there
back on top finally not sick
woke up again headache but i think my sickness is slowly leaving, hell fuckin yeah
unforch my dude i can only stand for 3 mins at a time so i think i jumped the metaphorical gun here on this one
still sick as hell bring me tylenol and miso soup
bby u shouldnt b takin this much tylenol u gotta wait at least 2 mor hours
ngl its been fucked fever broke last night but woke up this morning with ice cold sweats and dehydrated as fuck
cabin in the woods was sick thanks @therapistofthedeep for another baller #rosespoolsidedrivein
fever finally broke holy shit
ok my evening isn't free anymore i have to find a mask. what do you think, hazmat suit maybe
too bad your fever's broke i could've pretended to be that one guy in the backrooms and make you cry thinking you were stuck there
shit you're right well i can't do it anyway so yeah do you need me to bring anything over
alright ill come by lmk if you want like a snack or something too. maybe some electrolytes
yo anyone got cold n flu meds ill deadass doxx myself rn for some tender lovin care guys lets get some hurt / comfort goin or whatever yeah?
hold on i got a song for this
ay we in full blown fever terruotry now buckos
me n miso soup against the world rn
Taking A Sip Of This, And Then Picking Through To Eat All Of The Tofu.
nothing puts me in a worse mood than being sick take me to the vet and put me down at this point man i cant even eat solid fucking foods rn
mouf wide open mouf wide open mouf wide open like i was at the dentist
its important that everyone knows im a feminist but for the next 3 mins and 30 seconds ignore everythin i say
well
i dont knoe wot th' numbers mean is it good to get a high score or a low score
depends on what you want outta life tbh its not really about good or bad just a gimmick
talk to me nicely when you want it rough we can hit every spot on the way until your moment comes yeah we can take it uptown take it downtown anywhere in the world when you call my name ill come running for you baby i live to serve i love the way you say it
another one for you freaks lookin to add a lil somethin different to your sex playlists or djs tryin to make people fuck on the floor whatever your jam is i aint judging
