okay so be me on date night we chillin and watching a movie its a romcom because this gorgeous dumbass knows nothing else i steal a glance all suave like and this man already has tears in his damn eyes within the first 20 mins so i ask him dawg are you crying? and he has the gall and the audacity to hit me with a pillow chat should i put him in a headlock
youre bound by an ancient and unshakable law unfort and thats the pillow fight accords its more binding than the constitution and youre already in violation just by sitting there processing what just happened instead of retaliating contact demands escalation youre now required by law to pick up a pillow and continue this otherwise thats grounds for sanctions someones gonna sneak up on you in six minutes when your guards down and youre gonna have no rights to complain about it because YOU broke the accords first by not responding accordingly this isnt me starting shit btw this is me informing you of laws that have existed since before either of us were born im basically a diplomat here dont shoot me shoot the guy who wrote the original pillow fight geneva convention ancient guy feather enthusiast visionary honestly
im gonna be so for reals man he is one big motherfucker built like a damn fridge im done for if i dunk on his shit back he could sit on me and id be down for the count as down for the count as elizabeth hutter for orlok or whatevs vamp romance aint my forte but appreciate the effort i put in here