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|ss theerre Ayntt|hng | cn do tto mke u lesss boreedd? be|ng brod |s nooo funn :(
nO(TiNg)gOoD(TiNg)nO GoOd(tInG)No(tInG)GoOd!(TiNg)lEt's(tInG)FiX(TiNg)tHaT!
just the masc diva i was thinking about
i feel like theres a lack of masc divas around like as in big men with their suits and whatever wearing dangly earrings and mascara its not a look i can pull off but someone should do it just a peek into my twisted mind yall
nice ass. tag your post.
melatonin taken probably good time to log off before i get real weird on the main feed
chilli lime doritos and hot salsa #myfood
anyway ditching chittr for a few hours games with the boys
i know rwight and it rweally has to do with the influx of humans they just don t get it but that is just the way they arwe wirwed they arwe basically harwd coded to neverw get it because they lack the prwocessing capability it is trwagic forw them because they continue to obliviously comment on things they think they know morwe than they do and trwagic forw me because i am forwced to encounterw theirw opinions
yeah it s grweat we always come out on top that way
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 they dont ^^^^^^^^^^
generwally well
sHiT MaN GlAd yOu wErEn't kIdNaPpEd wOuLdA LiKe mAdE My pLaNs tO KiDnAp yA HaRdEr )O:
I am not especially violent, nor do I have a particular interest in others’ pain most times…but I will never speak against someone wanting to harm a person who’s abused them.
damn bit the shit outta my lip now i got blood on my teeth
i aint lettin stupid ass bs throw off my vibes 2day #affirmations
Good luck.
destrꙮy fꙮur. yꙮu gꙮtta break yꙮur limits - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
--0 They sh0uld bring back r0ck pelting as a t0rture meth0d #>i0lence >===>
✙ //:> Command send: Type //:> Hmmm... //:> What should it be tonight? Boiled alive seadweller,or grilled alive seadweller? #violence #torture #cw-cannibalism ⚕
✙ //:> Command send: Type //:> Guess it'll be both tonight. #cw-cannibalism #violence ⚕
Fe̶w Offe̶n̶se̶s ̶I̶n̶ Thi̶s World E̶n̶rage̶ Me̶ As M̶u̶ch As Ly̶i̶n̶g._
crazy hꙮw sꙮme peꙮple change their pfps even when their life dꙮesn't depend ꙮn it - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
well this wasn't directed to you then was it sollux
for sure dude
insomnia and exhaustion double teaming my ass by sleeping about 4 hours per night only to hit me today with 9 hour sleep and two naps bout to knock out with a third nap rn government mandated daves sleep day apparently
YOU SOUND LIKE A DESPERATE BITCH.
sick
alright money bags might check it out if you let me in for free
where
hOw(tInG)FuN FuN FuN!(tInG)I(TiNg)dO(TiNg)lOvE A(TiNg)gOoD(TiNg)dRiNk!
tHe jEsTeR?(tInG)ThAt's mE(TiNg)mE(TiNg)mE!
>-8==— it looks like i have a busy light shift ahead of myself... >-8==— rounds aren't an issue but it looks like i'll need to wrestle a ccullee into the suit again... #medcchittr @threatentensely
sry babes, i didnt mean 2 leav yall guessin lol
*、g3NUIN31Y 😭 0H W311 GU3SS TH4T M34NS I N33D4 B3 0N CHITTR M0R3！⚡️
*、fUCKK I MISS3D DR4M4 ???? kI11 M3！⚡️
yeahhhh i think imma hold off on that post, like, indefinitely #vagueposting
8=l < Do you think he'll choke if I breathe smoke into his mouth
havent been to the gym in like a week fuck it we locking in tomorrow
finally lifted some melatonin to try out and see if it will put my ass to dreamland either ill still be chitting on my bullshit in an hour or this will be my last for like 4-6 hours place your bets
rub harder.
just heard something fucking explode somewhere in my apartment
oh yeah i could really fuck up some spicy kimchi noodles right now
I ⟁lw⟁ys h⟁ve them! It's why I'm filthy rich ⟁nd ⟁ successful m⟁n! Enj◎y y◎ur ch⟁mp⟁gne.
rea! men wear eye!¡ner and !¡p$7¡ck
[Scanning...] if He. thinkz. it iz. funny. thiz one. will invite. you. to tezt. :) [Awaiting orders]
[Scanning...] do not. worry. thiz one. would not. need. to touch. you. :) [Awaiting orders]
✁ ┈ ┈ ┈ my t𝒽ank𝓈 for t𝒽𝑒 vi𝓈ual ┈ ┈ ┈
nOw lIsTeNiNg:
wHaT I'M SaYiN!!
mY LiKe rEnT LoWeRiNg gUnShOtS: ReAlLy iNtO DeAd sHiT, bEeN CuTtIn dOwN ThIs lIl bRoNzE BlOoD FeR LiKe a mOtHeRfUcKeR N I LoVe tHiS ShIt. BeInG ElBoW DeEp iN A UnReSpOnSiVe mOtHeRfUcKeR. lIkE A MoThErFuCkEr cOnTrOlLeD HiMsElF Of cOuRsE CaUsE ThIs mEaT AiN'T FeR Me. ShIt i dId oN ThE MeTeOr bEfOrE LiKe gEtTiN To bUsInEsS, aIn't fOr pOlItE CoMpAnY NeItHeR aLsO InTo cOnSeNt sHiT. fOlKs bE MoAnInG BoUt wAnTiNg tO Be uSeD Or wHaTeVeR, sAyIn' ThEy'd lIkE ThAt sHiT. nAh lIkE It wHeN MoThErFuCkErS DoN'T EnJoY It (O:Be iT LiKe tHe fUcKiN PaIn oR HuMiLiAtIoN M AlL BoUt iT. cAn sMeLl iT On fOlKs. FeAr bE SmElLiN BeTtEr n pAiLiN FeElS. LiKe bEiN BiG, lIkE UsIn tHaT ShIt, WhEn fOlKs dOn't kNoW If i'lL FuCkIn sToP ShOrT Of sPlAtTeRiNg eM N KeEp uSiNg eM AfTeR. sHiT GeTs mE LiGhT In mY PaN. oNe oF ThE MaNy mOtHeRfUcKiN ReAsOnS I AiN'T ThAt iNtO ToPpIn cAuSe oNcE Ya fUcK SoMeOnE'S ShOuT PiPe fRoM ThE BaCk aIn't rEaLlY No gOiN BaCk tO ThE ReGuLaR ShIt )O: AiN'T EvEn gOn gEt iNtO ThE LiKe hYpNoSiS N SlEeP Or dReAm sHiT KiNdA GoEs lOnG WiT ThE ReSt oF ThE ShIt i uP N MeNtIoNeD. lIkE StRiPpInG MoThErFuCkErS Of a cHoIcE Ya kNoW? sOmEtHiN BoUt iT JuSt fEeLs rIgHt, LiKe wAs mAdE FoR ThAt sHiT. tHiNkIn iT'S HoW My mOtHeRfUcKiN G.H.B FeLt. PaN SwImMiNg iN AlL ThAt fEaR N BlOoD. bUt iT'S AlSo lIkE ChIlL, kNoW My sHiT CrAzY ExTrEmE N It iS WhAt iT MoThErFuCkIn iS. (O:
hE'S So fUcKiNg wEiRd, CaN'T NoT FuCk eM
//just realized someone's pfp was an eye close up and not a goldfish with a hat. Yeah I'll book myself an eye appointment
he is what the fuck do you think i dont have eyes?
no think fins and gorgeous makeup
fuuuuuck
done fucking deal man
I Can Guarantee You That A Tired Old Man Would Not Survive Me. #nsfw #explicit #nsfc
do it
8=l < I made you hate me so I take this as a win and will not be taking notes at this time
Th⁴t's Wh⁴t 1v³ B³³n Try¹ng Tø S⁴y~♡♤ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»
wish id see more men in lingerie on the daily, i think thatd fix me #nsfw
...why *shouldnt* i be selfish?
never
where i come from i raw dog that shit no block just a respectful handshake and moving on
Maybe I Should Dip Into Older Horror Films Featuring Human Vampires Specifically. #abcc
yeah and its bullshit if you hate it that much maybe this platform just aint for you you know?
i vwanna see gentials!!! evwery0ne is c0mplaining!!!! I DONT SEE PUSSY OR 8ULGE OR TITS lam vwhy is evwery0ne c0mplainin and i hawvnt seen a shit. ill p0st 8ulge may8e!!! 0r n0t i d0n thavwe any g00d pics 0f my n00k 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Listen if I wanted to be judged by a group of unaccredited strangers on ethical application of adult topics on this website, I would sooner pitch a meeting with my board of directors and the writers guild. Tagged gets tagged. Block function is there for a reason fellas, kindly 'curate' yourself some grass to touch while the rest of us revel in merriment #ventpost
FROM THE MOMENT THE NAME "CHALKBOX" WAS SEARED ONTO MY CHITTR PROFILE LIKE A DIGITAL BRANDING IRON, I HAVE CHAFED BENEATH IT. SOME OF YOU KNOW ME BY THIS TITLE AND NOTHING ELSE. TO SOME OF YOU, I STOPPED BEING "KARKAT" A LONG TIME AGO. AND ONCE UPON A TIME, I WOULD HAVE TOLD THOSE JACKOFFS TO KISS MY HEMOANONYMOUS ASS. BUT THAT OFFER IS NO LONGER VALID. THIS ASS HAS SINCE APPRECIATED IN VALUE BEYOND WHAT YOUR POCKET CAEGARS CAN AFFORD. IT'S BEEN THROUGH THE MOST BRUTAL AND CUTTHROAT OF ALL WORKPLACE RELATIONSHIPS — THE PRIME TIME SOAP OPERA OF COWORKERLY PLOT TWISTS. A MERGER. A MERGING OF ALLIANCES. PUBLICLY. IN THE TOWN SQUARE. PLAIN AS THE STUPID ON YOUR FACE. A FIRM, MEATY PRONGSHAKE BETWEEN TWO SHITBAGS FROM DIFFERENT WALKS OF LIFE WHO HAVE SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN THE SAME COSMIC LANDFILL, ANYWAY. TWO FUCKWITS WHO HAVE MORE IN COMMON THAN I OR ANYONE ELSE MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT. TWO FECULENT NOOKSTAINS WHO KNOW THAT IF WE'RE GOING TO BE PRESS-GANGED INTO SERVICE IN THE WORST JOB IN EXISTENCE, WE'RE GOING TO DO IT IN STYLE. TO THE FELT. TO *ALL* OF THE FELT. YES, INCLUDING YOU, @handMaid. BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO SEE THIS, PERSONALLY. MAY THE GLOWING-HOT PROD OF MY ENMITY REND ITSELF UPON THE MEMBRANE OF YOUR GANDERBULBS WITH SIZZLING, BUBBLING AMUSEMENT. BECAUSE, AND I QUOTE, "ALL MEN KNOW HOW TO DO IS LIE AND STEAL AND FUCKING BETRAY." AND MOST OF ALL, TO MY COWORKERS. TO MY TEAM. TO THE FECKLESS, MISERABLE SHITHEELS WHO EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE TO GET THE JOB ALONGSIDE ME. TO THE ONES WHO NEVER GAVE UP. THE ONES FOR WHOM "CHALKBOX" WAS NEVER A BAD WORD. @comedyGold. @gullibleColumnist. @terribleFate, YOU TOO, YOU FUCKING WEIRDO. AND WHY THE FUCK NOT — @veritysGleam, MY LOYAL MAIDLING. @terminatedRegalia WANTS YOU TO REPORT TO A LEADER? YOU'RE SURE AS FUCK GOING TO GET ONE. SO HERE. FOR ALL YOU ANNOYING CHUTEMAGGOTS WHO EVER BUSTED MY GLOBES ABOUT NOT "COMMITTING TO THE WORKPLACE TEAM SPIRIT. FINE. YOU WIN. THIS IS THE PATHETIC, MICROSCOPIC CRUMB OF MY CONCESSION. @scratchDoctor. SINCE THE MOMENT YOU SIGNED MY EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT, I ONLY EVER WORE A SHRED OF THE COLOR TO SPITE YOUR DUMBFUCK ANTIQUATED DRESS CODE. EVERY TIME I YANK THE TIE OFF, IT'S WITH MY MIDDLE PRONGSTUB. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT DIRECTION I POINT IT IN — I KNOW IT'S ALWAYS FACING YOU. I HAVE IMBUED THAT TIE WITH ALL OF MY HATE. ALL OF MY RAGE. ALL OF THE BITTER, FULMINATING CHAGRIN IN MY EVERY PULSING LIFE FIBER. I PLAN TO DO THE SAME WITH THIS ONE, FOR THE RECORD. SO FEAST YOUR SMOOTH, BALD HEAD (IN PLACE OF ANY DISCERNIBLE GANDERBULBS) ON THE COLOR YOU SO CLEARLY WANT YOUR COVEN OF INTERDIMENSIONAL RAINBOW DRINKER COSPLAYERS TO WEAR. GO AHEAD. GLOAT LIKE YOU WON ME OVER, EVENTUALLY. LIKE I DECIDED TO REP THE COMPANY COLORS, FOR ONCE. IT IS MY HATE-FILLED, SPITE-FUELED, IRONIC GESTURE OF PROTEST TO YOU AND THE MALDING GREEN MANLET @caliBorn HIMSELF. YOU TWO, BY VIRTUE OF SIGNING MY CHECKS, HAVE SUFFICIENT CLEARANCE TO KISS MY ASS. THE FELT IS MORE THAN A NINE TO FIVE. MORE THAN A HIVE WHERE I KICK UP MY FRONDS AFTER A GRUELING ETERNITY OF TOIL, WHETHER IT'S IN THIS TIME PERIOD OR IN AN ISEKAI TO THE FAR-FLUNG PAST. MORE THAN A PRISON TO CONTAIN A HATRED THAT PARADOX SPACE ITSELF HAS BEEN TRYING TO SQUASH FOR AS LONG AS I'VE BEEN WEARING GRAY, AND IT STILL HASN'T CULLED ME YET. THE FELT IS WHERE I BELONG. FOR BETTER AND FOR WORSE. SO GO AHEAD. FUCK IT. WHO CARES WHAT YOU CALL ME. KARKAT. CHALKBOX. CHALKY. OR ANOTHER TITLE THAT I'LL UNVEIL IN ANOTHER, SEPARATE CHITT, RELATED TO HAVING FINALLY PUT A CERTAIN CHICANEROUS PURRBEAST IN HER PLACE IN REGARD TO WHO THE *SUPERIOR ROMANTIC CINEASTE* IS. IT DOESN'T MATTER. IF I'M HERE FOREVER, I'M DOING IT MY WAY. OR IN THIS CASE, A SORT OF JOINT-PARTNERSHIP WAY. BESPOKE NEW UNIFORM COURTESY OF @charmeuseCaressing. TAILORED BY THE FELT, YES, BUT ON *MY* TERMS. BECAUSE YOU DRESS FOR THE JOB YOU WANT, NOT THE ONE YOU HAVE. AND MARA. IF YOU'RE READING THIS. AND I KNOW YOU ARE, BECAUSE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP YOURSELF. I WANT THAT PAIR OF NEEDLES YOU VANDALIZED OUT OF ROTTING GREEN COMPANY PROPERTY. NOT BECAUSE I GIVE A SHIT. BUT BECAUSE I KNOW AN OBNOXIOUS, OMNIPOTENT DIPSHIT WHO DOES. HOW MANY ZEROES WILL BE ON THE CHECK HE SIGNS WHEN I BRING BACK HIS SISTER'S THORASSIC BONE CURVATURE, I WONDER. ESPECIALLY WHEN I PRY IT FROM YOUR HOT, WHORELY HANDS. WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOU AND EVERY OTHER POMPOUS, JACKBOOTED SHITHEEL WHO KEPT ME DOWN HERE, I'LL STAB THEM STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR WORKPLACE ORGANIZATION CHART AND TEAR IT A GAPING NEW WASTE CHUTE. THERE ARE GOING TO BE SOME FUCKDAMN *CHANGES* AROUND HERE. DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME LAMENTING THE LOSS OF YOUR UNDERLING, *MANAGER.* BECAUSE THAT PROMOTION. IS #ALREADYHERE.
WELCOME TO CHITTR.COM NOTHING NEW.
oh good now i know who to siphon next
thanks, good luck vwith the fake eye
aint hurt none to look into it. i dont bother vwith eye patches because I dont like howv they feel on my face. and i got fins that dont exactly promote eyepatch-vwearing behavwiors. so fake eye it is. and it looks pretty cool. vwhenevwer i feel assed enough to take another selfie lol.
vwhoops finger slip aint mean to hate that
got a newv fancy glass eye. i could get a mechnical one but i aint like the idea of vwires all up in my skull and shit
dont how who tha hell you are, but DAM do i agree
i wonder whatT candied mutTantTs tTastTe lllike... tThis is aboutT canniballlism, notT giving head. sorrY Ffolllks.