♦ pitied by @monophthalmicCnidarian

caught an uber (dont ask) and bro is lost like i mean fully lost taking the long scenic fucking route where the fuck is he taking me right now

mens public bathrooms should be bombed why is there shit stained boxers on the fucking floor
I am not especially violent, nor do I have a particular interest in others’ pain most times…but I will never speak against someone wanting to harm a person who’s abused them.
8=l < Do you think he'll choke if I breathe smoke into his mouth
༒︎hey kicked me ou♱ of ♱he OR.

spanking it till it’s red. 💭 #nsfw #latenightThoughts

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I Can Guarantee You That A Tired Old Man Would Not Survive Me. #nsfw #explicit #nsfc

𓂃𓊝𓂃 It has been a while since I last p0sted. I have been stuck at sea. 𓆝

▲so what youre saying is its too hot everywhere, great▼

oh good now i know who to siphon next

real bold to assume any of that was about you lmao just say it you want my attention soooo bad

aint hurt none to look into it. i dont bother vwith eye patches because I dont like howv they feel on my face. and i got fins that dont exactly promote eyepatch-vwearing behavwiors. so fake eye it is. and it looks pretty cool. vwhenevwer i feel assed enough to take another selfie lol.

it vwas a joke. yesh you aint got a bit of a sense of humor. intelligence aint much if a joke flies ovwer ya.

got a newv fancy glass eye. i could get a mechnical one but i aint like the idea of vwires all up in my skull and shit

W)(AT DA )(AIL dis sum BULLS)(IP!!!!!!!! this site for S)(OR-E aint have no to-scale image! they had that shit standin tall like it was a full-size bottle! but NOP-E! they be tryna pull one ova! shits only da size of my opposable frondnub to mah pointer again: B U double-L S )( I P, bruh! yall betta get me a reefund RIG)(T da shell now

i mean yeah dude aint much to banter with if no ones biting the bait

i wonder whatT candied mutTantTs tTastTe lllike... tThis is aboutT canniballlism, notT giving head. sorrY Ffolllks.


