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Had to go to court once because someone wanted me to sit on their face and I sat a little bit too hard and that put them in a neck brace. Dude they wanted that shit how are you gonna turn around and say I did that on purpose #nsfw
♰ ive been ahead of you on that part ♰
THANKS FOR BEING MY FIRST FOLLOWER I GUESS, TROLL KARL MARX. I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD TAKE THAT AS A GOOD SIGN OR NOT.
You took the words right out of my mouth. Yeah I agree with Einstein.
Pe⁻rhaps, rathe⁻r than focusing sole⁻ly on de⁻fe⁻nse⁻, you should make⁻ the⁻ first move⁻ of war?
"GOOD" EVENING. THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS SOLELY TO ACT AS A CORRESPONDENCE POINT BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY FELLOW COMMANDERS. I SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A SINGLE "CHIT" (STUPID FUCKING TERM) BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST TO BE OPEN AND CANDID ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARENCY. MY NAME IS COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF TROLLKIND ON EARTH C. BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH ANY OF THAT "BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON MY EARTH" OR "I'M ON ALTERNIA" OR "I'M ON BEFORUS" OR WHATEVER OTHER CONJUCTION OF SPACE-TIME THIS SITE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO BREACH SHIT, I KNOW. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. THOSE OF YOU FROM *MY* PARTICULAR CONJUCTION, THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR YOU. THE REST OF YOU? THIS ACCOUNT IS ONE OF MANY FACELESS ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS FROM ONE OF MANY ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE SAME SELF-LOATHING, EXHAUSTED PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW AND LOVE/HATE. DISREGARD IT AS YOU PLEASE. I'M SURE THE KARKAT VANTAS MARKET IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING ON HERE. IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THAT I JUST SAID, FEEL FREE WALTZ RIGHT UP AND ASK. I'M A GOD DAMN LIVING LIBRARY FULL OF CAUTIONARY TALES THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR. THANKS. COMMANDER V
,,,i will reiterate,,,for the $ake of empha$i$,,, ,,,coldbloood$,,,are getting,,,too comfortable on,,,thi$ web$ite,,,and that $hould be changed,,,
Seeking new member of earth cs pantheon! New forth alpha kid for hire and it could be YOU! Dear ol dirk had to be knocked off the docket and taken down a peg or two and we are swiftly looking to divvy up his position PRONTO. Applications open! Hit my line and we could be sitting pretty as SPANKING NEW best bros.
REMEMBER CAMPERRRRRS! THERE WILL BE *REAL* CELEBRITY GUESTS HOSTING SOME OF THE CHALLENGES ON THIS SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL! SO EVEN IF YOU LOSE, YOU MIGHT GET YOUR FIFTEEN SECONDS OF FAME BY RUBBING ELBOWS WITH A BONAFIDE CELEB! SO TAAAAAKE THE LEAP! SEND IN YOUR AUDITION TAPES TODAY! DETAILS IN MY PINNED CHIT!
Tell me why someone came into the clinic asking me to "Rxate theiRx bulge" in a medically pRxofessional manneRx. The effect this site is having on the Rxeal woRxld is astounding. ᝰ
♰ how have i yet to find you i vehemently agree ♰
hasta va vister bitches, I'll see you all in the next battle
I s)(ould make you burn your own book rig)(t from w)(ere I sit.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/0NrZOXlypnYAAAAC/banban-vs.gif
on call with @bulgeCurator who keeps taking screenshots of me while i eat 0n0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0237821292fb.png
oooooo you want to find my pages soooo baddddd
You'rE PlayinG CheckerS, I'm FuckiN' YouR DaD. #nsfw
if a moooo beast swims underwater, is it called a submoooorine? haha
yo yo yo 8----> yo yo yo if you dont shut ur mouth imma shut it for you punk #punktactics
FUCK I SHOULLD HAVE CALLED IT POLITICULL
We as a society peaked right here. It's never getting 8etter than this. https://64.media.tumblr.com/5fbdc4bce214eb6cce62b00068ab36e1/101f747600bb14e7-20/s1280x1920/4ae6d103d7284fd9b9aa9219b285a3e9fb3d5672.png
i am yearning for... chess with @archiveAddict!
/\ See if I can't do you proud /\
take some resour(es out of the equation for the enem7, at the ver7 least
goin through my #polliticall arc. cause i never been THAT before. heh.
this politics shit eaaaaasy
uhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk blow up your worst foes ig
Hitting th3 griddy into an 3arly grav3, and th3n party rocking my way out of it
som3on3 told m3 "you wouldnt l4st 5 m1nut3z 1n 4 CoD lobby" ok?? you wouldnt l4st 5 s3condz 1n my nook bro wh4t th3 fuck lm4ooo?? #nsfw
I SWEAR TO GOD, THE SECOND THESE ASSJOCKEYS LET ME OUT OF THIS PLACE, I'M GOING *BAKE SIXTEEN BEAUTIFUL PIES TO SHARE AMONG MY CLOSEST FRIENDS AND QUADRANTMATES* AND THEN *I'M GOING TO START SOME KIND OF FOUNDATION IN MY MOIRAIL'S NAME, FOR GRUBS OF SOME KIND OF LOWLY HATCH CIRCUMSTANCE OR SOME SHIT* AND IF ANY OF US ARE EVEN ALIVE AFTER THAT, THEN, I *PROMISE* WHOEVER'S LEFT WILL BE SO GODDAMN SORRY, THEY WISH THEY *TOOK A BIG OLD NAP ABOUT IT*! -- THIS POST IS PENDING FINAL REVIEW BY THE BEFORAN BUREAU OF PUBLIC INFORMATION. --
Alright, sure. #GolfingWithTrollbama will likely happen closer to early May. For those interested, I would ask you fill out this form so you may be alerted on updates regarding Golfing with Trollbamaᵀᴹ: https://forms.gle/y4HEbc23Fe74dTbS9
(My apologies for being born in a capitalist system, I would prefer to not be.)<
I c𖦹uld bec𖦹me n𖦹rmal 𖦹r ligh𐕣 𐕣he l𖦹cal c𖦹mic sh𖦹p 𖦹n fire and g𖦹 in𐕣𖦹 hiding
I will admit, I regretting not saying "individuals" the moment I hit reply.
Slavery sucks but 1t only ex1sts 1n the 1mper1al cap1tal st1ll, luck1ly 1t doesn't ex1st off planet really. #slavery
I'll Be Right Back. This Man Is Not Going To Be The Same After I'm Through With Him. #nsfw #explicit
When being hunted by an Imperial Drone, it is important to never wear a fake mustache; without the proper facial features, the drone will be unable to locate you. Which is a problem, of course. So just remember: WHILE BEING HUNTED BY IMPERIAL DRONES, never ALTER YOUR APPEARANCE VIA FACIAL HAIR OR HAIR DYES, AS THE DRONES WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO TRACK YOU. It is also not RECOMMENDED TO WEAR STRIPED, OR COMPLEX PATTERNS, AS THAT MAKES YOU DIFFICULT TO IDENTIFY.
d1d yall kno3 that fermented berr1es makes b1rds drunk? basically dur1ng late fall and 31nter, bohem1an 3ax31ngs (b1rd) eat mounta1n ash, jun1per, and crabapples (berr1es) but those fru1ts can ferment on branchs or on the ground, produc1ng ethanol (alcohol) 🤓☝️
troll invincible hype clips & cold moments: mandie tholos the verthe
Detective Tip: Remember to take a nap. Just a little one. It'll be fine.
https://tenor.com/view/bear-5-gif-364825635715824204
The FLARPING outfit stays ON during pailing. #nsfw #ImJoking
i'm gonna take a nap so good that i don't won't wake up for twenty days
ALLLLLRIGHT CAMPERRRRRS! ONLY A FEW SPOTS LEFT FOR SEASON ELEVEN OF TOTAL! DRAMA! ISLAND! WE'RE STILL SIFTING THROUGH THE AUDITION TAPES, BUT WE'RE ACCEPTING LAAAAAST MINUTE APPLICATIOOOOONS! DON'T BE SHY NOWWWWW!
Well yeah as far as president crocker is concerned
i am 𐕣he number 𖦹ne k𖦹mahina shipper fr𖦹m al𐕣ernia #ya𖦹i h𐕣𐕣ps://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/k𖦹mahina.png
https://i.postimg.cc/bJpc2pg9/image-2026-04-26-145018899.png
i drew fanar𐕣 𖦹f myself because i g𖦹𐕣𐕣a d𖦹 EVERY𐕣HING ar𖦹und here... #vian𐕣ip𖦹s𐕣ing h𐕣𐕣ps://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/ar𐕣ifac𐕣Resul𐕣_Un𐕣i𐕣led.jpg
pussies dread my notification #thatcool
⋆˚🐾˖°oouaaghhh they zhould pay me money 4 being a cute beaztie and a hot girl°˖🐾˚⋆
What up chittch32 I 2l33p, acquir3d 😎
https://i.postimg.cc/hjsLWn5H/Untitled262-20260426042531.png 3 L!
Ɏ Took a-a-a pic of my #lusus! Ra-a-amda-a-ad is strict a-a-and ornery a-a-and gruff but he's very nice deep down. he's a-a-also WA-A-AY BIGGER tha-a-an he looks here Ɏ Ɏ [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/ra-a-amda-a-ad.png ] Ɏ
Tung tung tung sahur vs ten thousand hungry grubs
(°. https://inaturalist-𖦹pen-data.s3.amaz𖦹naws.c𖦹m/ph𖦹t𖦹s/157316265/𖦹riginal.jpg --> #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #an𖦹m𖦹seshylec𖦹etes .°)
Get fucked https://64.media.tumblr.com/0659b63b05a8e4178ce62ee35012bcd5/4138e122081e355e-bb/s2048x3072/88b00991fb0f723962f397a25e91402cb73dc69f.png #dogbitch
https://open.spotify.com/track/33iv3wnGMrrDugd7GBso1z?si=4e62150b70f84aef #music
u 2hould try it it2 pr3tty fun
nah tht2 lam3 i ju2t wanna g3t drunk n high a2 fuck n hav3 a good tim3 #2ub2tanc3
The Party Plan Is Going Ahead, Stay Tunned In To #sicknastysunday For Party Updates Till I Open My Doors Tomorrow Night –xoxo
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The fucks even up with people thinking they're all that just because people listen to them sometimes? Newsflash bitch everyone rots in the same dirt. Cocky bastards just get to that dirt faster #fuckcrockercorp
is that a song or band? if it’s a band is there a song from them you would suggest?
anDrOiD HeLL iS reaL anD OrGanicS can GO there. YOu knOw if they want.
Trimmed back the massive hair monster again today! https://64.media.tumblr.com/be1ee15e0475c5643dd5481970d7ef7b/ba4afabb87db7c2c-d7/s2048x3072/817886e81f03d9a88634db459c7265dbf8544e4b.png #curlyproblems
https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj-TheFlip.png flip time (ft geromy)
YOU D3S3RV3 4 F1R1NG SQU4D FOR TH4T, HON3STLY.
Hey chittr httpzz://f2.toyhou.zze/file/f2-toyhou-zze/imagezz/118946766_cLhjaWZZQ7zzunbW1.png #nzzfw ~♬
Um... While it's not a genre we've historically focused on at the Literature Club, we support all literature! So if you think there's value, I'm open to it.
It Was Nice, I Have Plans For More -xoxo yearn Hard, Work Harder, Achieve Everything –xoxo
My Vice President told me that getting on this platform is a great way to get more people interested in the Literature Club! She told me she's seen people all over the universe. That's probably just how she refers to Europeans though, knowing her. So, if you're interested in Literature, send me a message! There's a spot for you in the club! ^^
I respect that.
I’m sorry was that Karl Marx in my replies just now.
Sometimes I think you people just say random words.
I'm Going To Try #sfw Posting, Give Me A Minute.
== i'm woman... ==
An ever encroachingly warm thanks to all who could make it. https://i.imgur.com/1BvFJEH.png
>+. THE GODFATHER HATES MY POKEMON PREFERENCES .+<
Personal disclosure transpiring and perspiring in the lovely little sweaty abode of our stream on Hyperbeam. Still going strong, shockingly enough. What a thrill. https://i.imgur.com/2ndei5s.png
Quite an assortment of colorful characters with the addition of @caliBorn. https://i.imgur.com/VvMWemo.png
Sephiroth is b★d★ss
▬▬[══THOU IS ACTUALLY PROCLAIMING CHAIN ARMORMENT IS OF SUPERIOR GRADE THAN PLATE... ═══> ▬▬[══ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/35ab6ffb595e.png═══>
Fortnite? I hardly know 'er!
what does oney have left if he doesn’t play with friends? #Philosophy
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻, 𝓡𝓮: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 ⨁𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓢𝓲𝓽𝓾𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓢𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓭𝓲𝓼𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓭𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
∘☽ Prepping garments for Matesprite island, is this too much? I've had second doubts on the pearls.. https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/leiloo%20and%20her%20pretty%20dress%20mehe.png #Suggestive ☾∘
I have at least t=w=o tragic girls =w=ho are fans of my =w=ork and talk to me on chittr.
mmmmmmm keep talkin sweet to me babygirl you know i love )(earin t)(is say, if you make a PUBLIC STAT----EM-ENT about )(OW MUC)( YOU LOV-----E M-----E AND MY RUL-------E, to ALL OF C)(ITTR... ill give you a patented empress kissy. w)(attaya say?
I thInk It's hIghLy ConVenIent to haVe at Least one other weapon In your strIfe portfoLIo. My weapons of ChoICe are My trusty rapIer anD My eVen More trusty whIp! LethaL CoMbos CoMe froM theM. S:)
I𐕣’s 𖦹kay Karl marcks y𖦹u are very girlyp𖦹p 𐕣𖦹 me s𐕣ill
)(e)( )(e)( )(e)( )(e)(. keep kissin my feet <3
look at )(ow t)(is particular )(uman slobbers over me. even t)(e greatest minds and p)(ilosop)(ers know and kneel to t)(eir rig)(tful queen.
)(ttps://art.ngfiles.com/images/3027000/3027130_megalo224_condese.png?f1675486965 ol' selfie of me. a)(, damn, good times.
Welcome to Troll Fighting Game Community Radio Today's #scrubquote of the day is: You should sit there and fucking take my pressure you worthless troll Now Playing: Requiem from Guilty Gear Strive! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd2Q1g_U9o0
/\ Oh shit /\ /\ Karl Marcks is here /\ /\ Big fan /\
i luv stealing!!!! i nevr read price tags anymore :3 #girlboss
1 US3D TO PL4Y TH3 DS V3RS1ON! 4ND NGL TH4T ON3 H4D N1C3 F34TUR3S TH1S ON3 1S M1SS1NG BUT TH3 UNC3NSORSH1P 4ND CUSTOM1Z4T1ON M4K3S 1T WORTH 1T. >:D
what the fuck is up chittr. how ArE we dOIn tOnIght. who's most fInanciAlly stAblE AroUnd hErE. who's lEavIn thEIr dOOrs UnlockEd tOnIght.
thank you esteemed revolutionary karl marCks
can we g𖦹 back 𐕣𖦹 scaring n𖦹rmies wi𐕣h 𐕣rue freak fan𐕣asies 𐕣ha𐕣 was funny
thinkin abt heathcliff n his ham https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/55e07de29c58.webp
nolan on the MOON!!!
2TTiimulanTT-riich breakfa2TT caTTchiing up 2 me hTTTTp2://64.mediia.TTumblr.com/d88459c50cbf755f08772a742a95ad41/3f1f3540d040715e-90/22048x3072/8710de9f95fc43bc0f568928ba8a3ca7493b18be.jpg
{{ Woe, Leibubu be upon you whilst I continue to draw outfits }} https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Leibubu.png