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@theartofWar

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 2078Kull Score: 166247 followers 48 following

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Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@ectoplasmBiologist[EB]

i have a thing for men. i think that's gay.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@theartofWar[TW]

Probably yeah.

@yourNightmare[YN]

YOU ARE ALL SOFT. AND WEAK. WHILE I AM INCREDIBLY HARD. AND STRONG.

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

pansexual

love yourself

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@packageHandler[PH]

6ro is hard

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@yourNightmare[YN]

YES? THAT IS WHAT I JUST SAID? I AM THE STRONG. TOUGH. HARD ONE. AND THE REST OF YOU ARE WEAK AND SOFT.

↩ @yourNightmare[YN]

Dedicated Courier

Snow, rain, heat, and gloom of night cannot keep this user from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

pansexual

love yourself

Observed.

This user is being watched.

@packageHandler[PH]

please keep tellin' us how hard you are, 6uddy. o◡o

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@yourNightmare[YN]

YES. GOOD. YOU ARE BEGINNING TO UNDERSTAND. THE TRUE ORDER OF THINGS. WHERE YOU ARE THE SOFT ONES. AND I AM THE OPPOSITE OF THAT. WHICH IS HARD. LIKE HOW I WILL MAKE YOUR LIVES. HARD. AND UNBEARABLE. UNTIL YOU ALL GIVE IN. TO YOUR NIGHTMARES.

↩ @yourNightmare[YN]

@theartofWar[TW]

Oh yeah this guy's proper hard.

Kult: +10

Kull: +7

Total: 17

Ratio: 1.43

Verified

A user of established repute

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

@mrBenedict[MB]

im "normal" or as many of you would call it "gay" or as some of you would call it "homo" or as none of you would call it "green and wears a purple hat"

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@theartofWar[TW]

You are green and wears a purple hat.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Chalkbox's Favor

You have earned the Chalkbox's acknowledgement.

@singularityManifest[SM]

Homer drops his donut, doh.

Kult: +40

Kull: +5

Total: 45

Ratio: 8.00

@theartofWar[TW]

Great post.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Colonel Sassacre

@frivolousJapery[FJ]

I fear not the man who has practiced ten-thousand pranks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one prank ten-thousand times.

Kult: +25

Kull: +15

Total: 40

Ratio: 1.67

@theartofWar[TW]

I agree.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Colonel Sassacre

@frivolousJapery[FJ]

I am honored. Have a most splendid day.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@theartofWar[TW]

You too, my friend!

@saturnineCarrion[SC]

...my next piece..mm...would anyone wish to model for it?....

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

@theartofWar[TW]

What sort of art piece? Do you paint or sculpt? Tell us more.

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@saturnineCarrion[SC]

...paintings....

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@theartofWar[TW]

You have my interest.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Verified

A user of established repute

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

@magicianChartreuse[MC]

Chittrswap AU.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@theartofWar[TW]

I think I'd swap with Einstein probably. In that I stick to like posting about philosophy and battle strategy basics, and he just posts whatever he wants.

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA

#merasmusbegsforgivenessfromthekoreanmafia #merasmusforgot

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@theartofWar[TW]

Kill two birds with one stone. Go get Collabsguy to let you turn part of his funfair into a mercenary park. If you have good decor I think he'll do it for free.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

megid00med

has a clear and 0bvi0us type.

Verified

A user of established repute

@gullibleColumnist[GC]

DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ I HIT 30K KULT! AND DIDN'T NOTICE! thank you, anyone. I'd ask what I should do for such a goal but the last raz I brought it up Cronus asked for my nudes and didn't believe I didn't want to give it to him at all... Maybe a dare thing? I live to serve, after all! Ah.... I'm unsure. #nsfw for mention of cronus ampora ]

Kult: +55

Kull: +25

Total: 80

Ratio: 2.20

@theartofWar[TW]

Slowburn yuri.

↩ @theartofWar[TW]

Verified

A user of established repute

Dirty Boyz

“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Vilegirl's Favor

You have earned the Vilegirl's acknowledgement.

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

that's lIterAlly all she dOEs.

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@theartofWar[TW]

If your troops are well-fed and courageous, why would you want to replace them?

↩ @theartofWar[TW]

Verified

A user of established repute

Dirty Boyz

“You Better Hide Your Bicycle!”

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

genderfluid

Stay hydrated!

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

Patron

A certified moneyspender. Thanks for supporting the site!

Vilegirl's Favor

You have earned the Vilegirl's acknowledgement.

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

hm. wIsE. i'm sorry sUntzU.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @spiritualMotorist[SM]

@theartofWar[TW]

All is forgiven.

@theartofWar[TW]

Suntzu Tzusun

Kult: +60

Kull: +40

Total: 100

Ratio: 1.50

@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

NO

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Troll Karl Marx

@specteroverAlternia[SA]

yo

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

@theartofWar[TW]

Get out of my sight, you second-rate sorcerer.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@theartofWar[TW]

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

SECOND RATE?! HOW DARE YOU. MERASMUS IS A FEARED ALL POWERFUL WIZARD!!!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@theartofWar[TW]

Don't you owe the Japanese mafia a crisp twelve bands?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@eldritchWitchzard[EW]

NO....MERASMUS ALREADY PAID OFF THE JAPANESE MAFIA.... TWICE....

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @eldritchWitchzard[EW]

@theartofWar[TW]

What about the Korean mafia? You paid them back yet?

@theartofWar[TW]

Hi guys, what's up on the feed tonight. Chittr for Troll Android

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Dave Hour

go my davelings.

mfing suntzu has an android omfg

↩ @techhDogg[TD]

@theartofWar[TW]

I like being able to download APKs. And I loathe Troll Apple Music.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

megid00med

has a clear and 0bvi0us type.

Verified

A user of established repute

@gullibleColumnist[GC]

DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ So many are fated to be doomed, and they just don't know it ... rather fun, isn't it? Nhhh. ]

Kult: +27

Kull: +15

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.80

@theartofWar[TW]

No that sucks.

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megid00med

has a clear and 0bvi0us type.

Verified

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@gullibleColumnist[GC]

DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ I mean you know better than anyone ]

↩ @gullibleColumnist[GC]

@theartofWar[TW]

Well yeah but it's not exactly fun is it?