Suntzu Tzusun
@theartofWar
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
Chittrswap AU.
I think I'd swap with Einstein probably. In that I stick to like posting about philosophy and battle strategy basics, and he just posts whatever he wants.
MERASMUS WILL BE SELLING PICTURES OF THEMSELF TO HELP PAY OFF THE KOREAN MAFIA THAT THEY TOTALLY DONT OWE THOUSANDS TO. PLEASE HELP IN WHATEVER WAY YOU CAN FOR A REWARD OF.... 10000 BONUS DUCKS. #MERASMUSFORGOT #MERASMUSBEGSFORGIVENESSFROMTHEKOREANMAFIA
Kill two birds with one stone. Go get Collabsguy to let you turn part of his funfair into a mercenary park. If you have good decor I think he'll do it for free.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ I HIT 30K KULT! AND DIDN'T NOTICE! thank you, anyone. I'd ask what I should do for such a goal but the last raz I brought it up Cronus asked for my nudes and didn't believe I didn't want to give it to him at all... Maybe a dare thing? I live to serve, after all! Ah.... I'm unsure. #nsfw for mention of cronus ampora ]
that's lIterAlly all she dOEs.
If your troops are well-fed and courageous, why would you want to replace them?
hm. wIsE. i'm sorry sUntzU.
SECOND RATE?! HOW DARE YOU. MERASMUS IS A FEARED ALL POWERFUL WIZARD!!!
Hi guys, what's up on the feed tonight. Chittr for Troll Android
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ So many are fated to be doomed, and they just don't know it ... rather fun, isn't it? Nhhh. ]
"Kiss me" OKAY THIS TIME YOU'LL HAVE TO EXPOSE YOURSELF TO GET A REAL ANSWER. https://forms.gle/6SJWpL1eBeYWhhn88
Don't expose yourself online. Giving out personally-identifiable information is a breach of troll internet safety. #staysafeonline
Is it like normal for people here to be like kinda horned up? Twitter's kinda the same but in like a diff way
Sylink you h★ve got to stop folding so e★sily.
THE TRICK IS TO KNOW *WHEN* TO FOLD. IF SUNTZU WAS HERE, HE'D PROBABLY SAY "APPEAR STRONG WHEN YOU'RE WEAK, AND WEAK WHEN YOU'RE STRONG". BUT HE NEVER GOT BACK TO ME ABOUT OUR #COLLAB SO I'M GONNA DISREGARD THAT AND SUGGEST YOU SHOULD ALWAYS APPEAR STRONG BUT SECRETLY BE EVEN STRONGER THAN THAT. [∙]
Its A Little Later Thhhan I Normally Ask Thhhis. But A Color Chhhoice For Today Would Be Great.
My assassination tactics, however, are excellent
It's probably easier to kill one guy than it is to kill a lot of guys. Though they both involve a lot of prep, so there's a lot of pretty transferrable skills between them.
Depends on the guy? There's definitely transferable skills but also pretty different yk Planning for the actions of a bunch of guys knowing most of the plan is going out the window vs "it's just me and my dipshit scheme and it better work because it's just me and king clownass in his stupid bedroom at 2am"
Yeah, in one of these situations, the guys are all coming after you and your guys, whereas in the other, the one guy won't know you're a problem unless you're bad. But the prep is important either way. You need to know when the time is right, where's a good place to be, what your way out will be, etc.
You can't spell "battle" without "bat". Because bats are weapons. And if you battle without a weapon, well, you're kind of fucked, right? #suntzuadvice
My whole body is ★ we★pon.
That's true actually. Have you ever parried something with your eyelashes by blinking at the right time? That seems like a you thing.
I'm working on my gl★re p★rry ★ctu★lly.