Suntzu Tzusun
@theartofWar
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
Hi guys, what's up on the feed tonight. Chittr for Troll Android
SECOND RATE?! HOW DARE YOU. MERASMUS IS A FEARED ALL POWERFUL WIZARD!!!
Cheddar and barbecruel wavy and sour scream and onion equals three-layer grub stack.
Can't sleep. There's some lameass party in the next hive over blasting their shitawful tunes out the window. Gonna play TF2 all light and just sleep in tomorrow, I think.
You can't spell "battle" without "bat". Because bats are weapons. And if you battle without a weapon, well, you're kind of fucked, right? #suntzuadvice
That's true actually. Have you ever parried something with your eyelashes by blinking at the right time? That seems like a you thing.
yEAh the boys ArE for sUrE back in town to kill me. i'll let pEoplE know. wOndEr how that chick that slAppEd the boys' fAcE is dOIn.
I'm sure she's doing fine. Probably living happily in a mid-range hiveblock with her descendants. Who are not orphans.
Kaboom! There goes your airship, watch it crumble Feel the power, Suntzu Tzusun's in the game No escape, time to face your fate There's no- there's no- Ka-kaka-ka- #lyricsposting
Top 5 reasons why I hate noobs: a thread. (1/?)
what even are noobs.
You gotta know what a noob really is in order to properly dislike them. Otherwise you're just being a hater for the sake of it, and that makes you lame.
Thinking of starting a Grubtube channel where I talk about old stuff I've collected. I'd call it something like "Suntzu's Stash". Would any of you bee into that or nah?
He- he- he opened up the door (he opened up the door) They started runnin' (They started runnin') Trollmer let the Barts out #lyricposting
Trollmer let the Barts out. Trollmer let the Barts out!
Anyone wanna go on a military campaign with me? There'll be food and rice wine and we can exchange stories and shit.
I will join you, as a fellow phillosopher of the tacticull arts.
You just don't get it, do you? Domain Expansion: Westward Journey.
I've grown very fond of Troll Mario Kart DS. I like the skinny purple guy and his very small constructionbuggy.
Hey why do I have twelve pots of clotted cream I didn't send for this
You already know who it is, Suntzu on the mic I'm the reason you know the difference between a death march and a hike Ten of my troops, a thousand of yours, we'd squash you guys like bugs My soldiers are trained warriors, you treat your troops like thugs #suntzuonthemic
Big up Triple T, shout out to my main man.
Is troll Juice WRLD still around? I haven't been keeping up with the music scene as much.
War sucks, try not to do it. #advice
You know what yeah the troops deserve a leisure day. But if they blow the budget on candyfloss I'm gonna blow my top. #thefunfair