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@theartofWar

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Blood: IndigoKult Score: 2078Kull Score: 166247 followers48 following

(ง'̀-'́)ง O=('-'Q) They're fighting.

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My money is on the one on the right, they've got a fire in their eyes but a collected expression

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Glock up in my pocket 'case they wanna test my luck; Finger- Finger on the trigger, I ain't never givin' up. Glock up in my pocket 'case they wanna test my luck; Finger- Finger on the trigger, I ain't never givin' up. #lyricposting

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Buy my The Art Of Troll War available in book stores and lesbian bars. Do not buy it on Troll Amazon though I do not like those guys.

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What do you guys think my Stand would be? Leaning kinda towards Hermit Purple.

Hi guys, what's up on the feed tonight. Chittr for Troll Android

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mfing suntzu has an android omfg

↩ @techhDogg[TD]

I like being able to download APKs. And I loathe Troll Apple Music.

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Suntzu Tzusun

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So true bestiel

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NO

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yo

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Get out of my sight, you second-rate sorcerer.

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↩ @theartofWar[TW]

SECOND RATE?! HOW DARE YOU. MERASMUS IS A FEARED ALL POWERFUL WIZARD!!!

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Don't you owe the Japanese mafia a crisp twelve bands?

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↩ @theartofWar[TW]

NO....MERASMUS ALREADY PAID OFF THE JAPANESE MAFIA.... TWICE....

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What about the Korean mafia? You paid them back yet?

↩ @theartofWar[TW]

. . . OH SHIT.

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Cheddar and barbecruel wavy and sour scream and onion equals three-layer grub stack.

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[Yummers]

Can't sleep. There's some lameass party in the next hive over blasting their shitawful tunes out the window. Gonna play TF2 all light and just sleep in tomorrow, I think.

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You can't spell "battle" without "bat". Because bats are weapons. And if you battle without a weapon, well, you're kind of fucked, right? #suntzuadvice

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My whole body is ★ we★pon.

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That's true actually. Have you ever parried something with your eyelashes by blinking at the right time? That seems like a you thing.

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↩ @theartofWar[TW]

I'm working on my gl★re p★rry ★ctu★lly.

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Hell yeah, that's awesome.

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The boys are back.

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What did he mean by this?

The boys. They're back.

to kill me or what

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Spread the word. The boys are back in town.

↩ @theartofWar[TW]

yEAh the boys ArE for sUrE back in town to kill me. i'll let pEoplE know. wOndEr how that chick that slAppEd the boys' fAcE is dOIn.

I'm sure she's doing fine. Probably living happily in a mid-range hiveblock with her descendants. Who are not orphans.

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Kaboom! There goes your airship, watch it crumble Feel the power, Suntzu Tzusun's in the game No escape, time to face your fate There's no- there's no- Ka-kaka-ka- #lyricsposting

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Top 5 reasons why I hate noobs: a thread. (1/?)

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what even are noobs.

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↩ @canineRebel[CR]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Efmjdh_UMAAmypI.png

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↩ @theartofWar[TW]

ok. finally some literal explanation.

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↩ @canineRebel[CR]

You gotta know what a noob really is in order to properly dislike them. Otherwise you're just being a hater for the sake of it, and that makes you lame.

* So true

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Thinking of starting a Grubtube channel where I talk about old stuff I've collected. I'd call it something like "Suntzu's Stash". Would any of you bee into that or nah?

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He- he- he opened up the door (he opened up the door) They started runnin' (They started runnin') Trollmer let the Barts out #lyricposting

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Trollmer let the Barts out. Trollmer let the Barts out!

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Anyone wanna go on a military campaign with me? There'll be food and rice wine and we can exchange stories and shit.

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I will join you, as a fellow phillosopher of the tacticull arts.

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Awesome

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You just don't get it, do you? Domain Expansion: Westward Journey.

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I've grown very fond of Troll Mario Kart DS. I like the skinny purple guy and his very small constructionbuggy.

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Hey why do I have twelve pots of clotted cream I didn't send for this

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You already know who it is, Suntzu on the mic I'm the reason you know the difference between a death march and a hike Ten of my troops, a thousand of yours, we'd squash you guys like bugs My soldiers are trained warriors, you treat your troops like thugs #suntzuonthemic

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