Berdly
@gamingAvian
Hero to many Idol to most
Top 5 reasons why I hate noobs: a thread. (1/?)
what even are noobs.
ok. finally some literal explanation.
You gotta know what a noob really is in order to properly dislike them. Otherwise you're just being a hater for the sake of it, and that makes you lame.
* My life is like a video game * Trying hard to beat the stage.
need a checkpoint?
* Quite frankly I'm not sure what's going on I just wanted to add something to the conversation.
* They all talk about getting play, yet they always get an excuse to mop the floor with them on any game they pick * Hah, they all must be afraid of my elite skills.
this gets the wizardly seal ꙮf disapprꙮval - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
* I've been flexing my elite gamer skills on some plebs in fighting games as of recent by only playing as low tier characters. * I'm thinking of adopting a new pseudonym because of it, perhaps "Low Teir God"...
* Mario may be super but im super duper.
I wanna see you in a ditch.
holy shit berdly
* Hah! I know what this is, I believe its called kismesis * And I know its another form romance!
* Try to face up against me and you'll get clipped by an alpha with a cold heart.
Ok but what if i summon Colonel Sanders
* What's a mere Colonel to the patron saint gaming! * The saint of course being me in this instance, I could never expect you normies to understand me all the time
...Dude do you even know who Colonel Sanders is
* While its not a name I recognize, the fact I don't know him is more poof that this Colonel is a nobody
He deep fries birds
* Women want me * Men want me * They all want me * Yet they fear my skills as an expert gamer.
what about nonbinaries
yeah my bad ill take my leave now
* A high tier god like me knows to always check his flank and account for all variables
yo never talk again pleasenthanks
* Ah yes I understand * Having such a high value male speak to you is making you swoon.
not at all actually im good
* I'm glad you're all talking about collars and not cadges or id really start to get worried. * Well maybe not worried as my superiors intellect would let me escape, but still
* Who wishes to play some Super Smashing Fighters against I. * Loser has to confess their love for the winner.
i love you
* M'lady you aren't the only one to have their heart go "Doki Doki Panic" over me.
yeah i bet dude
wtf is super smashing fighter's. do you mean super smash bro's?
* Its a platform fighter that, to a normie, may seem like a fun party game * But to a true blooded gamer god such as I, its one of the greatest fighting games to touch the planet. * As for your babble of "Super Smash Bro's" im not sure what you're talking about but it seems like a cheap knockoff
id say super smashing fighter's is a knockoff of smash bro's but ok man
* Its hard being epic in a world of fail * But alas it is my burden to carry
* Ah yes, now with my account set up it will be impossible for the right suitors to scroll by. * Let the games begin.
၄⋆၃ ohhhhhh gog nooooo
* Oh trust me, you wouldn't be the first one to swoon for me. * And im sure you wont be the last>
* Yes yes you've all had your time to "fill your quadrants" and what not, but now with the champ in the ring you'll have to hope you stored enough babes for the winter.
၄⋆၃ im really xonxerned by your profile pixture like that is terrifying axtually a horrifix image that should never have been taken
* Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable, or do you lack the basic cognitive functions to step outside your boundaries and understand true art. * That art not only being my statue but me itself
၄⋆၃ you are so interesting keep being a speximen
What’s up extraterrestrial babes, who’s ready to see how fly someone on this app can really babe
so if i told you that you needed to save the byzantines in europa universalis 5, you would obviously know who you needed to save them from, right?
* Why the ottomans of course. * Even though my game of choice is "Hearts Of Iron 4" any pleb would know that!
well shit, you actually know games. i had to check, you can't blame me for that right?
* I found your lack of faith disturbing. * But as my tale hasn't been spun across the site yet ill forgive you once.
wait, are you famous? :o
* My name carries great weight around the forums where only the top tier intellectuals carry out their pursuits
what, like reddit?
like what sites? sure, there's paradox plaza, since you know all about hoi4 and all. but i wouldn't exactly call steam forums a bastion of intellectualism.
* I don't need to prove myself to you. * Besides I cant share, if I did it would be infested by normies.