
$$ BUYLOW SELLHI $$
@dontwaitBuynow
[What are you doing here?] THE BIG BUCKS ARE BEL0W!
I DON'T MAKE THE PRODUCT FOLKS I JUST SELL IT AND LET ME TELL YOU!!!!!!!
CANNED AMPORA [Half Off!] FOR A [UN]LIMITED TIME ONLY
BUY THREE SERVINGS OF GRUBLOAF NOW AND I'LL THROW IN A FREE [Die]
YEAH I'L LTAKE A [Spageti on Rhye]
MUSIC GRUBS THAT ONLY SKIP A [Lot] [Little] [Lot]
STRAIGHT OFF THE BACK OF A [Brand New Scuttlebuggy!], [Gun]
YOU AREN'T READDY FOR THE [Absolutely silly] PRODUCTS I HAVE IN [Stonks] THIS SWEEP
[Suck it up!] THESE SALES UNTIL I'M LEFT [This Man Just Popped Like a Balloon!]!!
[Being Followed?] FOR [A limited time only!]
MY QUADRANTS ARE EMPTY MY OWN BU$INES THE ONLY THING [Free] ABOU [$2.99 a Minute!]
SWEET [Spicy pepperoni]! I'VE GOT A [Congratulations on being the 100th visitor! Click now!]
I GOT SOME REAL SWEET DEETS STRAIGHT FROM [Down on the Court] JUST PUT YOUR NUB IN THIS [Completely legitimate!] [Suspicious Hole]
LIFE GOT YOU [Down in the dumps]? FEEL LIKE YOU HIT ROCK BOTTOM??? BOY DO I HAVE A [Deal or no deal!] FOR YUOU FOR A ONE TIME PAYMENT OF EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN YOUR [You] I CAN GET RID OF IT ALL TAX FREE!!!!
SKINSTEALER REPELLENT ON SALE N0W ONLY [Five easy payments] OF [Oh God, It Burns!]
JIMMIE! GO ALL IN ON [Hot Singles in YOUR Area!] MUSIC OF THE PAST IS THE [Wave of the Future!]
I DON'T EAT ANYMORE! I DON'T EAT OR SL3EP ANYMORE! [Find out how!] [IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL]

