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@dontwaitBuynow

[What are you doing here?] THE BIG BUCKS ARE BEL0W!

Blood: GoldAge: Kult Score: 245Kull Score: 1707 followers1 following

I DON'T MAKE THE PRODUCT FOLKS I JUST SELL IT AND LET ME TELL YOU!!!!!!!

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CANNED AMPORA [Half Off!] FOR A [UN]LIMITED TIME ONLY

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WHICHEVER ONE THEY CAN [Fits like a glove!] IN THE CAN!

BUY THREE SERVINGS OF GRUBLOAF NOW AND I'LL THROW IN A FREE [Die]

[BY THE GALLON] ONLY [ANY%] OFF!!

YEAH I'L LTAKE A [Spageti on Rhye]

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WAIT, YOU'RE NOT MY DEALER!!

MUSIC GRUBS THAT ONLY SKIP A [Lot] [Little] [Lot]

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STRAIGHT OFF THE BACK OF A [Brand New Scuttlebuggy!], [Gun]

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YOU AREN'T READDY FOR THE [Absolutely silly] PRODUCTS I HAVE IN [Stonks] THIS SWEEP

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[Suck it up!] THESE SALES UNTIL I'M LEFT [This Man Just Popped Like a Balloon!]!!

OBAMA??

[Being Followed?] FOR [A limited time only!]

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THEY TOOK THE [Fun for the kids!]

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MY QUADRANTS ARE EMPTY MY OWN BU$INES THE ONLY THING [Free] ABOU [$2.99 a Minute!]

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SWEET [Spicy pepperoni]! I'VE GOT A [Congratulations on being the 100th visitor! Click now!]

I GOT SOME REAL SWEET DEETS STRAIGHT FROM [Down on the Court] JUST PUT YOUR NUB IN THIS [Completely legitimate!] [Suspicious Hole]

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Jegus there's another one.

@voxAngeli[VA]

[100% Bona fide] LEGITIMATE [Imitation free clown meat]

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I GOTTA [Go]

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LIFE GOT YOU [Down in the dumps]? FEEL LIKE YOU HIT ROCK BOTTOM??? BOY DO I HAVE A [Deal or no deal!] FOR YUOU FOR A ONE TIME PAYMENT OF EVERYTHING YOU HAVE IN YOUR [You] I CAN GET RID OF IT ALL TAX FREE!!!!

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WHO SENT YOU HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT [What's in a name?]

SKINSTEALER REPELLENT ON SALE N0W ONLY [Five easy payments] OF [Oh God, It Burns!]

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I DO [Still The Best!] BUY $OMETHING WILL YA?????????

[^#!@]

JIMMIE! GO ALL IN ON [Hot Singles in YOUR Area!] MUSIC OF THE PAST IS THE [Wave of the Future!]

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i guess vinyl did make a comeback, huh.

YOU BET YOUR SWEET [Bippy]

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I DON'T EAT ANYMORE! I DON'T EAT OR SL3EP ANYMORE! [Find out how!] [IN THE DEPTHS OF HELL]

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