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How Many Of You Are Participating In Human Marriage
You can't spell "battle" without "bat". Because bats are weapons. And if you battle without a weapon, well, you're kind of fucked, right? #suntzuadvice
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
D --> I think I 100k good in basically any outfit and that should be envied
FASHION UPDATE. RED IS THE MOST STYLISH COLOR, I'M GOING TO MAKE THAT A WORLDWIDE LAW.
// Hello! Aranea is writing a journal about Chittr's most interesting characters (so, everyone, yes, you too!) and will likely publish chapters now and then. One of her main interests is GHOSTS, so if your character lives in the bubbles, even better! She may be biased to those who play/have played SGRUB, but Non-Game Universes are just as welcome. If you'd like for her to 𝗌̶𝗍̶𝖺̶𝗅̶𝗄̶ observe your muses without their knowledge, please fill the form below! It will remain on her bio, as well. You can send as many entries as you'd like. She Sees It All. https://forms.gle/4oSV8BAFYmoRTxoi8 #AraneasGrimoire #AraneasArchive
D --> Hm D --> I think I've talked about my muscles enough for right now D --> Instead I would like to draw attention to another important cause D --> Buff women
🫡 I’m always ready to provide #usefulhashtags
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they may not appreciate you at your best but remember that they wwould not survvivve at your wworst.
castin a spell to make you less sad. #wwizardwwednesday
A LALONDE IS BACK ON MY CABINET
Blood-pusher breaking news: least favorite intern was offered a full-time position.
You make a communication device for somebody. And now I can't stop hearing the same fucking "Amaze, amaze, amaze" around the lobby without a moment of peace. The things I do for people. Really.
how do you reply. politely. perhapss professssionally to ssay "if i had lessss ssensse, i would think you were joking with me. you sshould be sshot for sshooting ssuch a lowball offer. choke on your own bulge and die." #violence
all you guys do on this stupid app is pity me... #vwhatsthatallabout #explain #hurt
• Ugh • • Some trolls are just so damn exhausting, it really is a wonder their quadmates haven't killed them yet • •
There are many of you who I'd let. There's only a handful, a few chosen who'd get to on a regular basis.
:33 < i really like showing my body off. it makes me f33l good :33 :33 < its nice being a sexy feline! :00 < nsfw
:33 < anytime i say anything meowt of pawcket or obscenely horny :33 < can someone just spurray me with a hose and call me a bad kitty
no <3
Every problem has a solution. I am not always part of that solution. Can Chittr now please repeat those two phrases until they feel a little calmer?
alvways has to one-up me huh. can't let ONE thing slide. #annoyed
8=D < I hay hoove had enough caffeine to k*ll a hoofbeast tonight by mistake. 8=D < I am so foal of energy! 8=D < I neigh go for a long run.
it's trilobite tuesday, tell a friend https://64.mmmmedia.tummmmblr.commmm/6c621188ba8011a6f5f1b86d12c45dce/958cf9c7cf9bd833-b3/s2048x3072/67111965e2ed7008202fd0d6c736c8de20a4ec10.jpg
kinda wish i could get a new boss some days
I must say, when it comes to the most vulnerable of our group, it must be said. I would pity anyone who tried to kidnap Doku.
D --> They were invited to tea by their friend D --> Who proceeded to put cuffs on them that negated their powers D --> Cuffs I D --> D --> I destroyed them the moment I saw them on her
7ou’ve (learl7 got a lot of pra(ti(e, be(ause 7ou su((eed ver7 well
You know. I do not believe I have ever heard of a vampire being abducted. Miss Velvet, have you?
Would. Next question.
most times, yes, not ewverything turns out good. i'll admit some of my lyrics or beats don't turn out the vway i vwanted at times... they'll stay drafted.
I adore Lestat in all his movie iterations, Tom Cruise, Stuart Townsend, and Sam Reid. Especially Sam Reid.
i vwish i could be as cool as tony soprano. #enwvy
၄⋆၃ i think the funniest part about troll mpreg is that is literally isnt possible im just fuxking around xause its funny :)
Lately I admit it has been quite irritating. Everyone and their mother has found someone to dance the midnight tango with, and I have yet to find a SINGLE man over 8ft muscular with luscious hair who would slam me into a wall. My standards cannot possibly be too high.
Cheese Onion should have a beam attack.
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One misses having an amusing HENCHMAN… hmph… Ʒ
D --> Those with eyes to see would understand that housekeeping staff of all types and personalities have honour and value and should be treated with utmost respect and paid lots of money for their work D --> Even if they hate (or "hate") the job
Due to the persistence of certain parties, I've decided to participate in a case study on the effects of social media on trolls ¹. In this study, I plan to perceive the differences between the various castes, the developmental effects, and the positive ² or negative ³ effects. ¹ [ Trolls, humans, consorts, livestock and pets, and any species not covered. ] ² [ Attached is a dense assortment of pseudoscience terms vaguely correlating to the benefits of "social interaction". ] ³ [ Attached is a picture of your face. ]
You could of course, have this uniform presented in a more tantalizing manner, but I shall not be doing that.
If you are genuinely curious as to the uniform of House Dracula, this is it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/12ae37837511.png
:33 < *vibrating* :33 < i am in heat. someone meownt me :00 < nsfw
Look you gotta mix it up a bit. I do the usual bullshit but then i get metaphysical and esoteric for a bit
(=｀ω´=) < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: YOU ARE A HURTSMAN (A/N: IF YOU ARE NOT FROM BEFURUS YOU WOULD CALL THIS JOB A "NYASSASSIN") THAT IS ROUTINELY FIGHTING TOOTH AND CLAW FOR YOUR LIFE AGAINST CLOWDERS OF NONDESCRITCHPT GOONS WITH YOUR PAWRTNER!!! OMG. WHO IS _ALSO_ A HURTSMAN IN THIS AU! (^・ω・^) < YOU AREN'T PITCH KITTIES. YOU'RE NOT FLUSHED. BUT YOU AND YOUR PARTNER AREN'T NECESSARILY FURRIENDS EITHER. YOU HAVE A DEPAWNDABLE BACK AND FORTH, LIKE BATTING AROUND A LITTLE BALL WITH A BELL IN IT. THEY ALWAYS KICK THE BALL BACK! ヽ(^‥^=ゞ) (^･o･^)ﾉ < AND THEN ONE NIGHT. (^･o･^) THEY JUST JUST GIVE YOU A GRUB. AND YOU HAVE TO SHARE CUSTODIAL DUTIES OFUR THIS RANDOM GRUB NOW. TOGETHER!!! OMGOGMGOMG! THOUGHTS???
D --> Yes apologies that is what I meant I agree with that assessment D --> Though I disagree that one should forgive themselves D --> For doing that is arrogance D --> You do not get to choose if you are worthy of forgiveness
Q: "WWhat's a creature you feel doesn't get enough credit for the role it plays in its ecosystem?" A: might be a basic answwer but mosquitos not only are they an important food source for many other creatures but theyre actually pollinators as wwell in fact they are the primary pollinators for certain species a orchids zz:) the ecological devvastation that wwould occur if mosquito populations suddenly dwwindled wwould be immeasurable
wwhich certainly hurts, knowwin youre doin all you can but ya drovve awway some people too much for them to understand but i spose that doesnt mean you shouldnt try
D --> Oh I see D --> It is an important question to ask I think
D --> Velvet asks "Do you think it is better to be born inherently good or to become good through great effort?" D --> To be born good D --> There is nothing in the world I would not give to have been born good rather than having to claw and scrape at the attempt of becoming it D --> To face repeated failures and backslides as I make mistakes and errors that hurt people D --> No, it is always better to be born good D --> That does not mean there is not value in growing to be a better person of course D --> But there is something to be cherished in the people who, through it all, have always been good D --> They are in the end what it is worth becoming better for D --> https://forms.gle/F4hitgbaMUMydUKd8
anonymous asks: "vwhat's your artistic process as a poet? does a lot of vwork end up on the cutting room floor?", big time, dalring, i knovw *SOME* of you like to insinuate that i hawve no idea vwhatsoewver vwhat i'm doing creatiwvely, but that's far from the truth. i'm a poet, a tortured soul... i vwrite dovwn a lot of vwhat i feel, then just connect the dots. you knovw, make it sound better. i could probably describe this better on another post. #askcro
mAybe | could host A l|ttle kArAoke th|ngy..|f thAts whAt the publ|c wAnts :O
ask avway. https://forms.gle/Qr1nc3U34s2nzxMm8
I'm basically always in sweatpants so this is different for me
၄⋆၃ "i miss my ex" NO YOU DONT WAGGLES MY NUB AT YOU YOU DO NOT MISS YOUR EX I DONT XARE WHY YOU BROKE UP YOU BROKE UP FOR A REASON HITS YOU WITH A STIXK BAD BADDDDD BAD EXXLAMATION POINT KILL YOUR EX EXXLAMATION POINT EXXLAMATION POINT EXXLAMATION POINT EXXLAMATION POINT #advixe #wisdom #violenxe
Food Delivery App For Vampires In Which The Putative Delivery Driver Unknowingly Is The Delivery
Some Of You Move Your Necks In A Way That Strongly Suggests You Wish To Be Bitten And I Just Thought You Should All Be Aware Of That Sort Of Thing Because I'm Pretty Sure It's Unintentional A Majority Of The Time
:33 < as i pad through the vawwey of the shadow of death :33 < i take a wook at my wife and weawize theres nuffin weft :33 < cause i've b33n meowin and pouncing so wong :33 < that even equihiss thinks my mind is gone :33 < i aint nefurr cwossed a twoll that didn't depurrve it. :33 < me be tweated wike i'm furral, mew knyow thats unheawd of. :33 < mew better watch how mew talkin and where mew walkin :33 < or mew and mewr homies might be wined in chalk :33 < i reawy hate to trip, but i gotta woc :33 < as they meow, i s33 meowself in the kitty claws :33 < foow, i'm the kinda g the wittle homies wanna be wike :33 < on my kny33s in the night, sayin purrayers in the stw33twight :33 < b33n spendin myost their wives wivin in a kitty's purradise.
:33 < equihiss lied to me.
:33 < why mew block me??? :33 < i was just saying how i f33l!!! :33 < the picture looked like he was making a kiss me face!!! :33 < https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6283cbe4e8c9.jpg
[Typical Casper engagement bait]
Why so serious? HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
and if i said im crazy and youre all my puppets wwhat then
D --> There is a particular facet of Beforan society who goes underappreciated D --> And frankly it sickens me to my acid sacs that this is the case D --> We are a proud species D --> We are a species who appreciates those who put in the work D --> Those who do what they were hatched to do D --> Those who choose to go beyond what is necessary D --> Not simply so that our planet can survive D --> Neigh D --> So it can thrive D --> I am speaking of course, of the Dairy Deliviscerators D --> Who bravely venture through harsh weather and sore nubs to deliver us our milk each and every moonlight's rise D --> Without them we would surely die of thirst D --> And yet D --> There are no parades D --> No celebrations D --> Why? D --> We must be better D --> That is why Trotswor% is offering a special, for the ne%t seven nights D --> Any and all Dairy Deliviscerators are encouraged to come by our office D --> And I will personally attend to your wants and needs D --> Your busywork, your cleaning D --> I will do it for you D --> For all that you do for us
Well, you are certainly not too shabby yourself. <3
under the permanent empl9y 9f The Grand Highbl99d, every day is maid m9nday f9r me. h9wever, Messiah's will it, i will celebrate in earnest. hehe ヽ( 'ω' )ﾉ #maid-m9nday #happy-maid-m9nday
Hot take but the maid dress isnt a kink its a LIFESTYLE. Slap me in a frilly little number and suddenly im dusting shelves i havent looked at in years, humming show tunes, pretending im in the employ of some fabulously wealthy and demanding lady of the house who Simply Will Not Tolerate a smudge on the silverware. Its called roleplaying my way into productivity and its works BRILLIANTLY.
We all hate Master Azazel. It is very easy to hate him.
Successfully made the three maid dresses in the correct sizes. Hopefully Chao does not fight the new uniform. While Velvet will get him into it, it is keeping him in it that I suspect shall be the issue.
• It is frankly unbelievable how one-dimensional some of you see the complex nature of our quadrant system as• Is this why so many of you struggle with making your relationships work? with making your friendships work? • • You find someone attractive and annoying and therefore you MUST be in true pitch? You want to help your friends with their hardships, or you feel protective of them, therefore you MUST be in pale? You want your friends to stop fighting, so suddenly your ash? • • Don't be fucking absurd •
I am catching wind of some situations occurring elsewhere, and it reminds me of when Lord Lucian first re-awoke. He found the scent of human on me disgusting and repulsive, and dragged me to a pond where he held me under until he came to his senses, and remembered that I do indeed need to breathe. Not his most charming moment. I do hope no one else struggles with a similar issue in their employment.
၄⋆၃ i am very xlose to 20k kult i fear i do not know what to do for this oxxasion perhaps a xosplay question mark should i xosplay question mark what do people usually do for milestones question mark
call my hair the crows nest the way my do be perched call it a bird baths rest the bitch be goddamn parched bob yo head weave back and forth on this dick and close up shave these pubes up drive a manic pixie dream girl fuckin sick wolf barkin out like use more lubes up ar arrr arrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooo snatching a bitchs wig in between each verse stuck on repeat like yaint had time to rehearse trim the edgers taper the baby got back like another brother cant deny scissor a sister like i cant decide whether you should live or die
i wonder if being alone is like, a vviolett blood tthing. nott tthatt ttheres any problem witth being alone, of course!! butt somettimes i tthink id like tthe company
I should take Duchess out for a ride, come to think of it. She is a very much dressage horse and acts accordingly, but there's hardly any need for military horse tactics in the middle of Vervarona.
anonymous says: “fivwe hundred cigarettes”, cod, a man can dream… #cigarettes #askcro
၄⋆၃ damn
၄⋆၃ i suddenly have a pan axhe for no reason at all
I have lied and told Lord Lucian you were terribly worn out from playing with Doku yesterday, well into morning. This is the story I shall be sticking with; please act accordingly.
Lately I have come to the conclusions that humans are quite cute. Something quite unsettling occurred at the market last week, and everyone seemed to agree the best way to deal with this was to hold hands until the scary thing was gone. I should attempt to do this with Velvet next time I am unsettled, I think. It seems to be quite reassuring.
I think the worst part of filleting fish certainly has to be pulling out the organs. You give too much pressure and suddenly your fish has exploded and you are left with a handful or torn intestinal tract. Lovely.
ah fuck I think I just got a job.
|f dry hump|ng |s wrong | dont wAnnA be r|ght
I am glad to have found you quickly. I like that you are red :)
|m sm|l|ng :) |m lAugh|ng And g|ggl|ng :D | love l|fe hehehee
Smoke break.
hm! just for thAt | dont th|nk | w|ll :( come bAck when ur n|cer dArl|ng (| love u)
Foxy Grandpa Ni*ght, Every Ni*ght. #cavecarapaceᛝ
psttt hey!! do you wAnnA tAke A totAlly normAl poll thAt doesnt hAve Any sort of ulter|or mot|ve*? heres your chAnce!!! tAke th|s neAt l|ttle uhh th|ngy And |ll come bAck w|th my results soon enough!!!! *Any sort of negAt|ve ulter|or mot|ve
my fr|ends help me :) |m so hAppy to hAve fr|ends
imagine u gettin roasted by pinocchio and the mfs nose never grows until he says mb ion mean allat
great. here comes the woke mob to cancel me for killing and eating several people.
PLEASE please let me in i cant go another night wwithout throwwin peanuts at the lesbians
sequel to sex idea recreational procreation literally fucking like animals breeding because you feel like it no marriage or custody arrangements or like baby trapping just straight up being like hey olga (fake name) youve got a really nice fat set of labia lips what time they open i know youre busy being the president of crocker corporation a position you inherited as sole heiress since pretty much birth but what if and because of recreational procreation i dont even need to tell olga (fake name) any of that nonsense before we are shagging all the bark off the nearest tree uprooting a hundred acres of woods like some warped d plus o (fake initial) tree heart carving but way more impressive
၄⋆၃ dress up all pretty and sit in your hive and do nothing #suggestive #butnotreally #ijustlikedressinglikethis
⚇ Angels 27:11 ⚇ "Everything you have, you have because of the Messiahs good graces. Your matesprit, your food, your water, your life, the homeworld, your *kin.* All this and more can be ripped away in short order, you ticket-tearing motherfucker. Bow your head and shy away your horns for what you did- kneel. KNEEL. Sinner, apostate, traitor. There's hope for salvation yet." ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
radical new sex position idea the pussyjob like a blowjob but and stay with me here you guys vaginally applied instead of orally
Actually yes I am allergic to money. In that I feel weird having what I have and make efforts to give it to whoever needs it more. My moms aren't the biggest fans but I'm the one getting royalties here.
some of you guys came out of a factory with default settings.
[IM A #TREND$ETTER]
[GUY$ I DID NOT $TEAL THI$ GRUB I LITERALLY HAD A PRE $ET APPOINTMENT AT THE #AVERN$ FOR THI$ I TALKED ABOUT IT]
its a damn shame eridan prime found his niche in bein a kickass metrosexual trophy wwizard wwho dovve head first into the juiciest muff he could find and settled there for the rest a his life #nsfww
Connections Cracked. The Dailies aren't quite hitting the dopamine button as well today. C|:^/ Connections Puzzle #1138 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟪 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟪🟪🟪🟪
theoretically you could say that about any night but i agree this night especially sure does have some kind of vibe going on with it
|tll be ok :)
၄⋆၃ fun faxt about me my vision is as awful as a leathery wingedbeast and taking off my glasses makes me a genuine hazard to myself and everyone and every fragile objext in my vixinity however i walk around my hive without my glasses on most nights :) and i still somehow always get upset when i walk into things
going to a construction site with no gear #nsfw
you have claws??? :O
never thought about it that way youve really opened up my third ass here and given me the red velvet suppository its beautiful really im touched i gotta try that sometimes
get a fucking load of my new cat you guys genuinely an upstanding lad my boy brocc posted up https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5e2ad80f93b.jpeg
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sick nasty sunday needs some competition to keep the delicate ecosystem healthy so im proposin the murderorgywwhenevverthefuck thats open at a reasonable time on a SATURDAY wwith blackjack and skyhorses
၄⋆၃ my lusus who is a purrbeeast (theres an extra e in that for a reason) has been lovingly titled mx bitxh the destroyer of meals and galaxies the last word xhanxes depend on how destruxtive she is being sometimes its galaxies sometimes its worlds and oxxasionally it is souls
i gotta psychoanalyze the cat to see if it knows the way of the queen first but ok yeah i fucks with it mildly
THE CHOICE USUALLY ISN'T EVEN REALLY THAT DIFFICULT. I MEAN. SOMETIMES IT IS. BUT IT IS USUALLY REALLY EASY AND LEADS TO THE DIFFCULTY. -YALDABAOTH
((i just want to show you all this. okay bye now)) https://file.garden/al8jSXw2E2LRZo22/okay.png
Q: "are you a teacher" A: short answwer is no longer answwer is that im not a teacher by occupation but i do consider myself a public educator a sorts wwhile i do primarily wwork on actual rescue and conservvation efforts and leavve dealin wwith the public to my employees and vvolunteers its not completely unheard a for me to do the educatin ivve hosted tours a my conservvation and rehabilitation sanctuary before and i havve made special in person appearances at other evvents by request and honestly for as snot-schnozed and annoyin as they are i actually preferred teachin kids they made less assumptions about howw much they kneww and thus actually had better questions for me i like to educate i suppose
bloody fuckin hell
https://forms.gle/xuect8lwbhx1zkjo7 :33 < repawst!!!
ahem, you are Tavros Winifred (my middle name is Winifred) Crocker,, you are loved,,, you are kind,,, you are as cool as a cucumber, who cares that your soft spot didn't solidify until you were seven? You are tolerated by your friends, you are of moderate intelligence, you—
At what point does one stop trying to help someone? It's become rather disheartening to be painted as a villain simply because I'm stopping them from being destructive~♔
Hello, my friends
MY NAME IS YALDABAOTH. BIG WORM IS ACCEPTABLE, THOUGH. -YALDABAOTH
:33< AUGH :33< yeah i will, i got to :33< ill have to consult history to s33 if we evefur had anything like that but i dont think so??? :33< otherwise or regardless ill make it for us so itll be fun :33c
Torn between going and getting my wounds lovingly tended to or just healing myself in smoke so I don't have to be like "look at how bad she fucked me up :D" #violence
...she's probably going to destroy my phone if I don't stop chitting and fighting at the same time
I'm gonna go beat Velvet up now and it's only a LITTLE about jeans
✧∘* ✧･ﾟ I'm just doing it for fun!! ･ﾟ✧∘*✧
- Say say say my name! - Don't lower your standards for anyone. AND REMINDER: if they can cook and make good food. IT'S NOT LOWERING YOUR STANDARDS. Anyway, I can cook real good. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
Maybe You Wouldn't Have To Advertise Your Bulge Size If Enough Trolls Actually Wanted You. #serene #nsfw #nsfc
Alright let's change the subject for the love of fuck.
:o) I am glad that everyone enjoyed my last post as much as they did. :o) Perhaps I will endeavor to bring #MyNothing and friends to more roles like this :o) Though I doubt anyone will provide as stirring a performance as her. :o) The way she squealed and gagged on blood... :o) You'd think :o) For a moment :o) That she'd truly died! :o) Hee hee :o) Haa haa :o) Hoo hoo.
Everyone can be shorter than you if you kick them in the crotch.
- Say say say my name! - They did make me look fine as hell in that one cartoon. Always liked the black-and-white suit! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - I don't need people summoning me all the time; I don't respond all the time. Sometimes. I respond sometimes. I've gotten stuck with some annoying people before. If I appear and you have anime figurines in jars in your room. I WILL leave. I've got my limits. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - Already doing that, they can't kill me twice! - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - First of all, I'm not a demon. I am a malignant spirit that's got a lil bit of eldritch drama going on. Also, "Daddy Beetle" won't summon me; "Beetlejuice" summons me if you say say say it 3 times. Of course you can get demonic with it (but I will judge you.) - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
- Say say say my name! - Thanks, it's been carefully cultivated by something. Not sure what yet. - 𝟛 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊𝖘! -
I am concerned for the mental health of all of you on thIs websIte. May the next few wIpes brIng your spIrIts up.
Too hot, shirtless, we b★ll.
▲is that how bottoms feel all the time? jeez...▼ #vagueposting