KARKAT
@carcinoGovernor
BLOOD GOD IMMORTAL EMPEROR OF EARTH
HOW CAN YOU CALL YOURSELF A GOD WITHOUT HAVING ANY DEVOTEES OR MONUMENTS BUILT TO HONOR YOU? DO YOU THINK THAY ANY OF THE MEANINGLESS BULLSHIT THAT YOU SEE AS IMPORTANT NOW WILL MEAN ANYTHING IN THE FACE OF ETERNITY? I BLED TO CREATE THIS UNIVERSE, AND THE FLOWING OF MY MUTANT CANDY RED BLOOD IS WHAT SUSTAINS IT. I'D ARGUE THAT PROBABLY ENTITLES ME TO AT LEAST A FEW REVERANT BLOOD OFFERINGS.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ I'm not tryna call myself a god unless we're doing some freak stuff lol #Meandmyfriendsarechillingafterthegame #Wereprettyintegratedinthesocietywebuilt #Somepeepsdoworshipusbutlike #thatstheirperogative
SO, WHAT *HAVE* YOU BEEN DOING WITH ALL THAT TIME? I WOULDN'T PUT IT PAST YOU TO WASTE AN ETERNITY.
YOU *ARE* LITERALLY A GOD THOUGH. THE CULTRAL IDEA OF A GOD IS AN ECHO OF WHAT GOD TIER PLAYERS ARE. SOMETHING THAT IS WOVEN INTO THE SUPERSTRUCTURE OF PARADOX SPACE.
wouldnt you like to know im up to all sorts of shit here man you wouldnt even be able to comprehend it i got all the time in the world and so much shit has been done is being done and will be done maybe even all at once or not at all if i tried to explain it id be talking in circles pretty much infinitely here and i can already tell you that would be a waste of your time and mine because i know for a damn fact you would not wanna sit here and listen to me yap forever im out here doing all sorts of shit you wouldnt even see me doing out here learning all sorts of new skills and hobbies and being as productive as i can be during my free time i guess i can say i have been gettin my cooking game up for the last several years lately making shit i never got to make in the past which is pretty cool but i still dont know how to portion shit out for one person so i end up giving half of what i cant eat to other people oh hey complete unrelated but are you hungry i got a roast thats just about done and i cant eat it all on my own
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Yeah but I'm a person too, being a god and ruling over everything sounds isolating #whatsthepointificanthavefunwiththemasses #icantpartyifimaboveeveryone #theconsortscankeepthatbalancethoiguess #theyllstillpartywithmewhileworhippingmeasagodlol
YOU *WERE* A NORMAL PERSON. THEN YOUR ENTIRE PLANET WAS WIPED OUT, THAT TENDS TO BE PRETTY ISOLATING NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO.
I SUPPOSE MOURNING FOR YOU WOULD BE POINTLESS. IT'S PRETTY COMMON FOR KNIGHTS TO ALLOW THEIR OWN ASPECT TO CONTROL THEM, INSTEAD OF SEIZING THE REIGNS THEMSELF. I'LL ACCEPT YOUR FOOD OFFERING THOUGH. PERHAPS IT IS SO PAN MELTINGLY TASTY THAT I END UP INSTANTLY CHANGING MY MIND.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ True! But it doesn't have to stay that way king, the great thing about being a god is you can shape things to be the way you want #itseemslikeyourelivingyourbestlife #imcurioustoseeyouruniverse #butwereenjoyingourstoo #youdonthavetobelonelyifyoudontwanttobe
WELL, I'M NOT OPPOSED TO MAKING FRIENDS. ANY COMPETENT GOD MAINTAINS STRONG ALLIANCES. BUT NEVER WITH THE MORTALS, THAT THOUGHT ALONE DISGUSTS ME.
yeah yeah yeah whatever but bet i can drop off a portion for you if you give some coordinates but ill have you kniw i have gotten preeeeeetty good at cooking so i think youll like it
BLOWING UP PLANETS BECAUSE YOU CAN IS FUN, UNTIL YOU RUN OUT OF NEARBY PLANETS.
I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE, THAT WAS BEFORE WE ALL GOT BORED OF THE LACK OF RESPONSIBILITY. OF COURSE I *COULD* STILL GO AND DO THAT, BUT THERE WOULD BE NO POINT.
THAT’S WHEN YOU MOVE ON TO NEW UNIVERSES.
YEAH, PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA. I'LL GET TO WORK ON THAT, IT WOULD BR A GOOD CHANCE FOR SOME CONQUEST WITH ACTUAL OPPOSITION.
FASHION UPDATE. RED IS THE MOST STYLISH COLOR, I'M GOING TO MAKE THAT A WORLDWIDE LAW.
X You spelt “lavender” wrong, red is a different colour :p x
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ does pink count under the red umbrella or are we tossing that aside #colortheory #curious #ilikeyourcommandingvibe
I'M NOT INSECURE ENOUGH TO REQUIRE PRAISE FROM THE MORTALS. HONESTLY I ALMOST RESPECT THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO FIGHT BACK, IF THEY DEFEAT ME SOMEHOW GOOD ON THEM, THEY CAN FIGURE IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES.
I DON'T THINK THE REBELLION HAS ACCESS TO CHITTR, BUT DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING ANY SO CALLED "REBELS" SAY ABOUT ME. I TALK A PRETTY BIG GAME ABOUT BEING A TYRANT, BUT HUMANITY IS COMPLETELY THRIVING UNDER MY RULE.
Hi, I'm a Rebel and Karkat has a big head.
THE JAKE ENGLISH OF MY UNIVERSE IS ONE OF THE VERY LEADERS OF SAID SHITTY REBELLION. I'M SURE YOUR BRAVE ACT OF DEFIANCE IS MAKING HIM EXTREMELY PROUD RIGHT NOW.
Oh, that's actually awesome, hahaha! I was just making up bullshit for fun.
EH. THE FACT THAT I KNOW WHO THE LEADERS ARE SHOWS HOW INCOMPETENT THE REBELLION ACTUALLY IS.
Wait, that's true. Well I never really was much of a leader in the face of war!
I DOUBT MY JAKE IS FREQUENTLY TASKED WITH THE DESCISION MAKING PARTS.
Thats good! I personally run a company but thats a lot easier, hidden behind paperwork and walls. It's stressful but I'm proud. :)
GREETINGS MORTALS AND GODS ALIKE, I AM KARKAT VANTAS THE GOD EMPEROR OF EARTH. UNLIKE MY MOST OF MY VARIANTS I LED MY TEAM TO ULTIMATE VICTORY OVER SGURB, ASCENDED TO GOD TIER AND NOW RULE OVER *MY* NEW UNIVERSE AS AN IMMORTAL TYRANT. IF YOU ARE A HUMAN READING THIS, THEN CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOUR VERSION OF EARTH DOES NOT BELONG TO ME.
"= oh, that's not controversial. i have been demolishing those here. since i got into my universe. my world will not have it grace it. ="
YOUR OWN SESSION, OR DID YOU COWARDLY PIGGYBACK OFF OF ANOTHER SESSIONS VICTORY LIKE A DAMN PARASITE.
SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE COMPLETELY AGAINST IT, IT CAUSED A BIT OF A SPLIT IN THE GROUP ACTUALLY. BUT I'M STILL IN CHARGE AND NONE OF THE ARGUMENTS FOR IT MAKE ANY SENSE IN THE SLIGHTEST.
WELL CONSIDERING I GOT THIS STATUS AFTER ALL THE BULLSHIT, YEAH WE MET THE HUMANS. FUCK YOU, THE SESSION WAS SCREWED ANYWAY. WITHOUT ME ALL 16 OF US WOULD HAVE BEEN LEFT FLOATING IN THE ENDLESS ABYSS UNTIL THE OUTER RING DEVOURED US WHOLE.
BECAUSE YOU *LOST*, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU *LOSE*.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Are you having fun with it at least #brosgotambition #wechilledafterwinningoursession #Youreabloodplayerbutwhatsyourclass #imcurious
OBVIOUSLY, HAVING FUN WITH IT IS THE PRIMARY DIRECTIVE. ALSO, I'M STILL THE KNIGHT OF BLOOD. WHAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT TO MY VARIANTS IS SOMETHING MORE FUNDEMENTAL THAN CLASS.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Oh please do share with the class what makes you so superior and attractive #listeningandlearning #Curiositykilledthecat #whichisgoodbecauseimarabbit #lifehack
I'M NOT A FUCKING COWARD. I HAVE ACTUAL FUCKING AMBITION, THE MOST OUT OF ANYONE TO EVER BE HATCHED. I WAS BORN AS THE LOWEST OF THE LOWBLOODS, CULLBAIT THAT HAD TO HIDE HIS OWN BLOOD COLOR. AND I WOULD NEVER SETTLE FOR BEING *ACCEPTED*, I BECAME SOMETHING IMPORTANT.