I DON'T THINK THE REBELLION HAS ACCESS TO CHITTR, BUT DON'T LISTEN TO ANYTHING ANY SO CALLED "REBELS" SAY ABOUT ME. I TALK A PRETTY BIG GAME ABOUT BEING A TYRANT, BUT HUMANITY IS COMPLETELY THRIVING UNDER MY RULE.
Hi, I'm a Rebel and Karkat has a big head.
THE JAKE ENGLISH OF MY UNIVERSE IS ONE OF THE VERY LEADERS OF SAID SHITTY REBELLION. I'M SURE YOUR BRAVE ACT OF DEFIANCE IS MAKING HIM EXTREMELY PROUD RIGHT NOW.
Oh, that's actually awesome, hahaha! I was just making up bullshit for fun.
EH. THE FACT THAT I KNOW WHO THE LEADERS ARE SHOWS HOW INCOMPETENT THE REBELLION ACTUALLY IS.
Wait, that's true. Well I never really was much of a leader in the face of war!
I DOUBT MY JAKE IS FREQUENTLY TASKED WITH THE DESCISION MAKING PARTS.
Thats good! I personally run a company but thats a lot easier, hidden behind paperwork and walls. It's stressful but I'm proud. :)