GREETINGS MORTALS AND GODS ALIKE, I AM KARKAT VANTAS THE GOD EMPEROR OF EARTH. UNLIKE MY MOST OF MY VARIANTS I LED MY TEAM TO ULTIMATE VICTORY OVER SGURB, ASCENDED TO GOD TIER AND NOW RULE OVER *MY* NEW UNIVERSE AS AN IMMORTAL TYRANT. IF YOU ARE A HUMAN READING THIS, THEN CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOUR VERSION OF EARTH DOES NOT BELONG TO ME.
"= oh, that's not controversial. i have been demolishing those here. since i got into my universe. my world will not have it grace it. ="
YOUR OWN SESSION, OR DID YOU COWARDLY PIGGYBACK OFF OF ANOTHER SESSIONS VICTORY LIKE A DAMN PARASITE.
SOME OF MY FRIENDS ARE COMPLETELY AGAINST IT, IT CAUSED A BIT OF A SPLIT IN THE GROUP ACTUALLY. BUT I'M STILL IN CHARGE AND NONE OF THE ARGUMENTS FOR IT MAKE ANY SENSE IN THE SLIGHTEST.
WELL CONSIDERING I GOT THIS STATUS AFTER ALL THE BULLSHIT, YEAH WE MET THE HUMANS. FUCK YOU, THE SESSION WAS SCREWED ANYWAY. WITHOUT ME ALL 16 OF US WOULD HAVE BEEN LEFT FLOATING IN THE ENDLESS ABYSS UNTIL THE OUTER RING DEVOURED US WHOLE.
BECAUSE YOU *LOST*, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU *LOSE*.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Are you having fun with it at least #brosgotambition #wechilledafterwinningoursession #Youreabloodplayerbutwhatsyourclass #imcurious
OBVIOUSLY, HAVING FUN WITH IT IS THE PRIMARY DIRECTIVE. ALSO, I'M STILL THE KNIGHT OF BLOOD. WHAT MAKES ME DIFFERENT TO MY VARIANTS IS SOMETHING MORE FUNDEMENTAL THAN CLASS.
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Oh please do share with the class what makes you so superior and attractive #listeningandlearning #Curiositykilledthecat #whichisgoodbecauseimarabbit #lifehack
I'M NOT A FUCKING COWARD. I HAVE ACTUAL FUCKING AMBITION, THE MOST OUT OF ANYONE TO EVER BE HATCHED. I WAS BORN AS THE LOWEST OF THE LOWBLOODS, CULLBAIT THAT HAD TO HIDE HIS OWN BLOOD COLOR. AND I WOULD NEVER SETTLE FOR BEING *ACCEPTED*, I BECAME SOMETHING IMPORTANT.