Red Velvet!
@feelinFoxy
Certified vixen of the wolf pack. Yes, the name is literally just Velvet, like the cake. DMs open if you're brave.
I think the duelling arena is finally clean enough to have my new sparring buddy over after someone, not naming names, Aurelia, trashed it
It looked like it was struck by a METEOR IN THERE I had to FIX THE CEILING
Can confirm, good beam I liked it
My assassination tactics, however, are excellent
It's probably easier to kill one guy than it is to kill a lot of guys. Though they both involve a lot of prep, so there's a lot of pretty transferrable skills between them.
Depends on the guy? There's definitely transferable skills but also pretty different yk Planning for the actions of a bunch of guys knowing most of the plan is going out the window vs "it's just me and my dipshit scheme and it better work because it's just me and king clownass in his stupid bedroom at 2am"
Yeah, in one of these situations, the guys are all coming after you and your guys, whereas in the other, the one guy won't know you're a problem unless you're bad. But the prep is important either way. You need to know when the time is right, where's a good place to be, what your way out will be, etc.
Yeah exactly I used to be a pretty fucking awesome assassin but now I'm doing moreeee like... I guess I'm a general of sorts and man these are wildly different jobs with opposite learning curves heh
Man if I can get the guy who wrote the Art of War to follow me back I can do anything Suntzu don't look at any of my military decisions from the past ever thanks they were bad
Are you kidding? People who make questionable military decisions are who I DEDICATE my shit to. If you get your hands on a copy of my book I'll sign it for you.
I think we have one in the palace library let me go check oh my god my the boss is gonna FLIP
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well, it’s b7 alternian standards, the bar is alread7 prett7 damn high
See I have not actually been able to figure out alternian standards yet on violence because you guys seem to have simultaneously more and less tolerance for violence than humans
fuck you UNBLOCK ME CHEECH
Out of curiosity do you actually expect this to work or are you just making her upset on purpose with no real end goal
So like, I was born during the night, babes, but it wasn't last night?
I Try Not To Be Too Judgemental About Fashion Even Though I Am Objectively Kind Of Very Good At It But Sometimes I See Someone Wearing A Denim Jacket And Think I Have To Pay Them To Stop Doing That And I Dont Really Think Im In The Wrong For That
No you're right if you're not doing hard labour such as farming, mining, or construction there's honestly no reason to be wearing denim
Today’s agenda shall begin with the laundry; collecting linens, sheets, and clothing, sorting them by fabric needs and colour, darks, and whites, so that there is no bleed between them. Then, I shall prepare breakfast for the household. While vampires tend to only drink blood, there are other things to consider, such as a preference for eating solid foods, or which flavour of blood is best chosen for this mornings meal. Today I have decided upon a rich but flavourful and deeply bloody meat, with hearts of the virtuous, joined by a pleasantly sweet blood wine. After that it is to iron and prepare the Lords clothing for the day; lacking a valet does make it quite improper, but I have done this work for many years and shall continue to do so. A bath must also be drawn, and the soaps chosen for each individual. Scent is an important part of vampiric culture, and should reflect ones station and position within the house. The kitchen must be cleaned and eating utensils polished while the house bathes. This shall allow for an easy and steady breakfast service, including the daily newspaper. While the house eats, I shall make the beds and coffins, and collect the sheets and nightwear discarded for tomorrows laundry. The rooms shall also be cleaned at this time; dusted, polished, and the floors swept and mopped. One must ensure that all parts of the room are cleaned, including the skirting boards, windows, and curtains. The bathrooms shall be next, similarly with the bedroom, towels shall be collected, and the surfaces cleaned and polished, dusted, swept and mopped. It is important that the scent of the resident is not too badly disrupted, or else it may cause discomfort, which is a dreadful thing to impose upon a guest. Then of course, the rest of the castle must be done in a similar manner. Windows polished and cleaned, curtains dusted or washed, walls scrubbed, floors swept and mopped, until the castle is positively sparkling. Next is of course, the care of animals and plantlife. The horses should be groomed, fed, and checked over. Their hooves, mane, tail, and coat should always remain in pristine condition, and their saddles, reigns, and tack should all be checked and treated to ensure upkeep. The crops and orchards shall be watered, weeded, and checked for parasites, disease, or growing mould that may cause issue at a later date. Any ripe fruits and vegetables shall be harvested, and moved swiftly to the pantry for any necessary treatment or preservative measures. Finally, the waste shall be dealt with, and a list made for the markets. There of course will always be more to do than the daily routine, but the concept is what is most important. I shall see you all once my work is done once more. uvu #gore #blood
I’ve got the garden and the animals, as always. I think Lucian mentioned we’re doing a church raid later but I can get this shit done first xoxo
Thank you my dear. Your expertise is always appreciated, especially when the thralls may as well be decorative.
I would feel terrible stealing workers from the local farmlands for our own benefits. But if you are able to take any who seem to be struggling under their mortal Lord... we are running a touch low on their stock, so to speak.
Some people think hotness is like, measured by how many people think you’re attractive. And I kinda get it. But eh. I think you can just feel good about yourself and that’s what matters most. More people probably thought my third face was prettier than this one, but I like this one better. Has more character.
So true It's all in the confidence and even if it was about other people thinking that You're way more likely to receive that attention if you clearly like yourself and how you look
Exactlyyyyy like Even physical traits I normally love as a concept can become a turnoff if I can tell they hate it, opposite is also true
I am using that hashtag for absolutely fucking everything now thank you for this gift
(^./_.^) < I DON'T WANT TO GIVE OFF THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M CARELESS WITH MY HEADCANYARNS. BUT I'VE MADE SOME CHANGES TO MY #RANK-RANKINGS. (=^･ω･^=) < BASED ON ONE PURRSUASIVE COMMENTER'S INPUT!!! THAT'S ALL! FLEASE S33 THE UPDATED #OMEWGA-RANKS FOR THE ASPECTS THAT MAKE UP OUR WORLDS! THIS COULD BE VERY PIVOTAIL INFORMATION FOR SOME OF YOU, SO MAKE SURE TO COMMIT THIS TO MEMURRY!!!!!!
What? I don't have one of these aspect things so my secondary presentation remains unknown I was genuinely curious about your reasoning
I mean I'll accept your assignment of omega anyway if it makes you feel better I can't even say I think that would be wrong
i'm going to complain here because she's not on chittr and can't see it but like. what does "taking a break" even mean? are we together or not?? i tried to ask her, but she hasn't been answering my calls or texts. >:I
Uhhh in general it means "functionally not together rn but the intent is to get together again in the near future"