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your little wizard friend continues to patter about in front of you, just out of sight, occasionally poking its head out of various bushes and shrubs to eagerly check if you're still following it. it seems excited when it sees you still are
I øught tø get a møre fłattering icøn, but this øne truły døes cømmunicate my usuał expressiøn when reading Chittr.
★ctu★lly th★t's gi★nt slitherf★ng venom, th★t's worse.
there i$ no "not all ¢lown$" btw if they willingly don the paint, they're inherently a¢¢epting a lega¢y of $ubjugation and violen¢e toward$ tho$e they ¢on$ider beneath them there i$ no $u¢h thing a$ a good ¢lown and it'$ not hemoi$t to $ay that
A ferret.. Just a furry n-o-o--o-o-dle. Y'kn-o-o-w?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ugh. *i* kn0w. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] thiz unitt kn0wz. thank y0u a11 the zame. [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt iz her!!!! [END MESSAGE]
[BEGIN MESSAGE] ap010giez t0 my crew f0r zpeeding up. i waz excited. [END MESSAGE]
peel your apples. the skin is an external organ made to dehydrate your flesh
Mmmm yummy cosmos
C'mere Chittr users. I have a gift. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b5b487b7092.jpg
Yᛟ ᛒᚱING ᛗE A NEᚱD IᛗᛗA TᛟSS Eᛗ Sᛟ FAᚱ TᚺEY SᚺᛟᛟT ᛟFF LIKE TEAᛗ ᚱᛟCKET 💪💫 ᛒLASTING ᛟFF AGAIN 👏‼️
[ >NOW ALL THE MAIDENS ON THE FLOOR START ERODING ! (A HARSH WIND ENVELOPES THE CLUB)_ ]
sometimes barkbeasts are better... sometimes purrbeasts are better... it depends on the night i think
Ї 𝔥🅞pe whﻉ𝐧 Ｉ 𝕕𝙞ɘ, ｍy ⒮ש⒜𝐧⒮🅞n𝙜 שɨɭ𝕝 ｂe ｂﻉα𝕦ti𝒇ｕɭ. 🄷ﻉ𝙖𝕣𝐝 ⓐᶜɼ🅾𝔰s ﻉνeｒሃ 𝖈🅞ｒn𝙚r 🄾𝒇 ʇ𝐡ｅ ｕ𝐧ｉᴠ𝙚𝕣𝔰e. 𝓛ikﻉ ⓐ 𝙜α𝐬ṗ of ⒜ｉɼ, 𝖈𝙡ɘⓐｒ ⓐⁿ𝙙 ⒮a𝙩𝙞𝐬f⒴ｉⁿƃ, ⒜𝐧d t𝔥ɘń ńⓞ𝖙𝐡iᴎｇ.
☀︎ᯓDiD Y☆U Kn☆w tHaT PrEcI☆Us hEaVy mEtAlS LiKe g☆lD AnD PlAtInUm aReN'T CrEaTeD In tYpIcAl sUpErN☆VaS ThEy aRe ☆NlY F☆RmEd wHeN InCrEdIbLy dEnSe dEaD StElLaR C☆ReS Kn☆wN As nEuTr☆n sTaRs c☆lLiDeᯓ☾
hoooooly shi+++ jus+ found a super old pic of me and lix. like. +hird da+e ever shi+. ins+an+ pfp omggggggg h++ps://cdn.imgches+.com/files/309161cf4e6a.png
DELICIOUS STELLAR ENERGY.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Some of you are not even a small fraction of an iota interesting enough to be doing Q&As ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ In fact, I suspect many are padding the numbers by sending in "anonymous" questions to themselves ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Artifical inflation of interest. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
☀︎ᯓDiD Y☆U Kn☆w m☆sT StArS TrAvEl tHe gAlAxY WiTh c☆mPaNi☆nS ☆r iN ClUsTeRs. BuT N☆T AlL StArS D☆ tHaT. ☆Ur sUn, F☆R ExAmPlE M☆VeS ThR☆UgH ThE GaLaXy wItH☆Ut a sTeLlAr c☆mPaNi☆nᯓ☾
꒰(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it꒱
nO sOrry i’m in the “bugs are in my skin” bOdy hOrrOr nOt flesh centered area fOr tOnight #hOrrOr
꒰@ everyone on chittr lets all melt together into one terrible mound of flesh!!! //might qualify as #bodyhorror꒱
me? cool? i don't know about that bu- *gets frozen in a solid block of ice*
-Everyone!!!!! Important news!!!! Corydoras. 38) )(ttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attac)(ments/1388852064565723249/1505333366910877836/image.png?ex=6a0a3e72&is=6a08ecf2&)(m=adf530c0945a8c6769a7f6bdbae00618fbdca7c957bf6328edd5e7bd0ed95ee9
☀︎ᯓDiD Y☆U Kn☆w tHaT DeSpItE ThErE BeInG HuNdReDs ☆F BiLlI☆Ns ☆F StArS In tHe mIlKy wAy aL☆Ne ☆NlY Ab☆uT 2,000 ArE ViSiBlE T☆ tHe nAkEd eYe ☆N AnY GiVeN DaRk m☆☆NlEsS NiGhTᯓ☾
꒰ঌ Who up digging for little bugs and shit? ໒꒱
X Seeing clown scripts really reminds me why I popped a cap in the face of my chapter’s ringmaster before I left the clurch. #violence x
The fact of the matter is that so many of you are so desperate for attention that you are debasing yourselves right in front of my morning salad. Did you do it? Did you scramble and claw for the one 'like' react you wanted? Are you framing it? Should we tell The Rankmaid?
You want me to lose a sex fight lay an egg in a desolate solar system, and then simp so hard for the person that I lost the sex fight to that I start doing stupid shit in hopes of getting noticed??? Well, I'm asexual. So. Failed step one.
xx_CHCHOW_KEEPZ_GETTING_DISRACTBED_BUT_EHEHGHEHGEHE_@resplendentCandour_ https://iili.io/BmPomdl.png_xx
xx_WAIGHT_CHCHOW_SHOULD_POST_THIS_SEPARATE_FOR_U_GUYES_TO_SEE!!!!_her_beastsona,,, https://iili.io/Bmr7U6g.png_xx
"= idiotic take. and. frankly worse than just culling trolls. go do that. ="
no i think i'll keep whinin' aCtually 'Cus now i know you're 6ettin' pissy about it.
᯽ oh! she's back! i was wondering where she was... [attached is a blurry photo of a massive honeybee lusus. it seemed to be rolling around in a big patch of wildflowers.] ᯽
Alan (M-o-o--o-o-sedad) says, "Sneef sneef sn-o-o-rf."
Clowns will really get on chittr dot ing and say some shit like, "But we only kill by the dozens violently and mercilessly SOMETIMES. We're really just cute nicies little guys. C'mon. I don't even have blood on my shoes or nothing." And we're just supposed to like, Eat it?????
((Rare philox OOC post but I thought people might want to see Philox's sburb consort Meep morp :) this Philox isn't a sburb player but I digress)) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Meep%20morp.png
B✿ss is bl✿wing up my ph✿ne asking if I can c✿me in ✿n my day ✿ff! Haha! N✿. B:) °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･
┋bugs┋
#titposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac8762791b40.jpg
#MOTHERSDAY. MOTHER GRUB DAY. FEMININE CARETAKER APPRECIATION DAY. ALL-LUSUS DAY. JADEBLOOD APPRECIATION DAY. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, WHATEVER MOLDY CORNER OF PARADOX SPACE YOUR VERNACULAR COMES FROM, THE THROUGH-LINE IS OBVIOUS ENOUGH TO ANYONE WITH HALF A SPONGE CELL. WE GET IT. TONIGHT IS A NIGHT TO GET OFF THE LOUNGEPLANK AND THANK SOME MISBEGOTTEN ENTITY IN YOUR LIFE'S HISTORY FOR BEING THE REASON YOU AREN'T A *COMPLETE* FUCK-UP, OR A FLAKING SMEAR ON THE GROUND. AND NOT JUST THE LUSUS-EQUIVALENT THAT KEPT YOUR SORRY SEEDFLAP FROM BEING SQUASHED INTO PASTE. THE ONE, IF ANY, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT MAYBE THERE WAS MORE TO THE WHOLE SPECTRUM OF TROLL EMOTION THAN HATE AND FEAR. SOMEONE WHOSE METHOD OF REARING YOU HAD SOME FLEETING, THERMODYNAMIC SPECK OF *WARMTH* TO IT. I'M TALKING ABOUT *NURTURE* OVER NATURE. I CHOOSE TO EXTRAPOLATE THAT IF THERE'S ANY DISTINCTION TO BE MADE ABOUT THIS DAY AND ITS INTENDED FOCUS-FIRED TARGET, THIS IS A DAY TO THANK SOMEONE WHO TOOK YOU IN AND SHOWED YOU SOME KIND OF MEANINGFUL KINDNESS WHEN THEY MOST CERTAINLY DIDN'T FUCKING NEED TO. AND DESPITE MY RESERVATIONS ABOUT OPENING A VEIN ON MAIN AND JUST BLEEDING MY STUPID, ACHING PUSHER ALL OVER THE FLOOR WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, I THINK THAT THIS KIND OF SENTIMENT DOES, IN FACT, MATTER. SIGH. I AM GOING TO HATE MYSELF SO MUCH MORE FOR THIS. JUST SKIP THIS CHITT IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND HAVEN'T ALREADY. MY LUSUS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME, NOW. SURE. FINE. WHATEVER. I BARELY THOUGHT ABOUT IT UNTIL THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN COOLSCAR SHOWED OFF THE CRAB LUSII HE TAKES CARE OF ON BEFORUS. BUT DESPITE WHAT AN ORNERY BOTTOMFEEDER HE WAS, HE STILL MADE ROOM FOR ME. AT THE TIME, I THOUGHT THAT WAS ENOUGH. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE I THINK I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOWED *HIM* HOW TO STOP HIS INCENSED SCUTTLING FOR A MOMENT AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT WITH A FROZEN ROE CUBE AND A MOMENT OF PEACE. MAYBE HE DID MORE OF THE PROTECTING, AND I DID MORE OF THE NURTURING. WHICH LEADS ME TO WONDER WHERE I GOT IT FROM, IF IT WASN'T FROM HIM. IT'S NO SECRET THAT I DO, IN FACT, GIVE SEVERAL FLYING FUCKS ABOUT THE MAD AND SAD WORLD OF CINEMA. AND I THINK A PART OF THAT IS BECAUSE I WAS RAISED BY MOVIES MORE THAN MY OWN LUSUS, IN SOME WAYS. I MIGHT AS WELL BE THANKING TROLL LORELEI GILMORE OR TROLL PEG BOGGS. IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC TO ADMIT, BUT I THINK I STILL FOUND EXAMPLES OF WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT JUST BY WATCHING HOW IT *COULD* BE DONE. AND LATER ON, WHEN I HAD THE GOOD GRACE TO SEE MY HOME PLANET GET PELTED WITH METEORS AND HUCKED INTO THE INCIPISPHERE WITH A BUNCH OF BICKERING JABBERMAWS TO GO ON THE BIGGEST FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE MISADVENTURE EVER TO HURL ME ONTO ANOTHER PLANET, I'LL ADMIT THAT I ALSO HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD TEACHERS. KANAYA, FOR ONE. I FEEL LIKE I'M LEARNING FROM HER EVERY DAY, TRYING TO INTERNALIZE SOME SHEDDING FLAKE OF THE SHEER, INTUITIVE VIRTUOSITY WITH WHICH SHE NURTURES LITERALLY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING GRUBS. INSUFFERABLE AS I FIND MOST OF THE BEFORANS I'VE MET, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SOME OF THEM KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WHAT A KINDER, LESS CULL-OR-BE-CULLED WORLD MIGHT LOOK LIKE. AND EVEN SOME OF THE HUMANS, NOW AND AGAIN, WITH THEIR REVOLTING METHOD OF SPAWNING THEIR OWN FLESHY, PINK BLOBLINGS DIRECTLY FROM THEIR BODIES, LEAVE ME WONDERING HOW DIFFERENT IT IS TO REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A LIFE YOU'RE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR. SO DESPITE THIS EXHAUSTINGLY LONG TIRADE AND MY NEEDLESSLY CONVOLUTED JUSTIFICATION FOR WHY I'M STRETCHING TODAY'S PREMISE LIKE A SPLINTERING VERTEBRATE ON A TORTURE RACK, I'M PERSONALLY DEDICATING TODAY TO THEM. TO ALL OF THEM. THE CRABDADS AND THE GILMORES AND THE KANAYAS AND THE GROSS, FLESHY, MINIATURE HUMAN SPAWNERS. WHATEVER THEY WERE, THEY WEREN'T JUST THE ONES WHO BEAT DANGER AWAY WITH A STICK. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO TAUGHT ME SOMETHING. AND GOD FUCKING FORBID, IF I SHOULD EVER FIND MYSELF IN THE UNSPEAKABLY MORTIFYING SCENARIO WHERE I EITHER ECTO-CLONE A BUNCH OF WRITHING GRUBS INTO EXISTENCE AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME, OR SOME DERANGED MAD SCIENTORTURER SCRAPES MY CELLS WHILE I'M SLEEPING AND MAKES SOME FREAKISH, PETITE-HORNED ABOMINATION, THEN, WELL. I HOPE THAT I'VE LEARNED ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT WELL. MAYBE SOME OF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY. SO, WITH ONE FINAL PUMP-PALPITATING, RETCH-INDUCING SHOW OF EMPHASIS AND IN THE SHORTEST, UNFUSSIEST HUMAN PARLANCE, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. SITTING IN THE PARK, I CAREFULLY REMARK "EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE LEARNING" YOU WERE IN THE DARK, I WAS IN THE DARK EVERYTHING IS MADE TO KEEP ON TURNING IT'S JUST YOU AND ME DIVINE, A CIRCULAR DESIGN (DO DO-DO DO-DO) TIME AND PLACE IN MIND POINTS ALONG A LINE (DO DO-DO DO-DO) YOU AND ME RETURN TO BE IN ORBIT ALL THE TIME YOU TURN AWAY AND AROUND I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN, I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/70IXQPO3KJR0CJTUQE3UMI?SI=D246E182B4D14A4A #LYRICPOSTING
[ >MAYHAPS THE FEED WAS TOO BUSY WITH NONSENSE "CONFESSIONS" AND DEBAUCHERY YESTERNIGHT FOR THE DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE MIGHTY VISAGE OF MINE LUSUS. BEHOLDETH HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/08/AKRAVI-LUSUS.MD.PNG_ ]
(\ /) morning. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-09_111203640.png
Confession: Some of you ★re toler★ble. Lik★ble even.
<Almŏst lŏst my ălŏŏf, / hŭmŏrŏŭs dĕmĕănŏr thĕrĕ ănd / gŏt tŏŏ gĕnŭĭnĕ fŏr / ă sĕcŏnd. Anywăy.>
Wishful thinking
Bro tag your nsfw
[ >METHINKS THE TIDE IS LOW LEAVING THEM ALL WASHED UP, HEHOO #WORDPLAY #JESTSANDJAPES_ ]
I think we can all agree that I am universally beloved on chittr dot ing and
It's too late for me, I'm already on my way to the ocean. It was nice knowing you.
✨🍭🕷️ ok hold on here's one of my favorite jokes a hoofbeast walks into a bar several people, sensing the potential danger, get up and leave 🕷️🍭✨
Oh god. Okay, I'll eat the asparagus.
ᐖ BWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK ᐛ
i think bugs. should vote. #voteknytte. #bugsuffrage.
I'm gonna break the bit for like one second to say IF YOU ACTUALLY GENUINELY WANT TO SEE YOUR KISMESIS DIE??? DEAD IN THE GROUND?????? YOU'RE WRONG. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. YOU'VE FUCKED UP THE QUADRANT. GO AWAY. STUPID.
C:~ Self-care weekend, will get back to publishing parts of my autobiography later. Not as great as the royal hunting back on Alternia, but still enjoyable. #fishingfriday < C:~ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/Judhri/fishingfriday.png<
I have never hated a Film Adaption of a Musical as much as Cats....But Into the Woods is an Extremely close Second Place oh my gog I Despise the Film Into the Woods...Coincidentally both have one of my most Hated Actors of all time as a Major Character.
I have without a doubt returned to a stablle state of mind, to which I am plleased to inform all .6 individualls on average to whom this is of interest to, now is an appropriate time to say something such as "Gllad that is over" In unrellated news, I have engaged with 18 hours of videos on lline, all rellated to the subject of modern allternian historians rellaying swordsmanship stylles of my era in an educationall format. Every llast one is both incorrect and of fllawed quallity as well, and I remain shocked that the authors feell no shame. I do not bellieve they even went so far as to get a singlle swordkind user as a consulltant. Shame for 100 sweeps. I am drafting an ellectronic maill to these assorted 29 creators, and intend to give them a dressing down, allong with a personall schoollfeeding session, for a true master of the bllade is thorough.
Gog I fucking Love the Witch from Into the Woods, she is my Favorite Character in All Honestly...the Actress Choice made in the Original Stageshow does not help as I Adore her, one of my favorite Musical Theater Actresses of All Time!!!
"The path has Strayed from you" that line...it might be one of the Best this Musical has (excluding comedic lines).
My favourite Joke in Into the Woods is still and will Always be when they Sacrifice the Narrator and the whole Scene around it.
<Wĕll. I'm nŏt lĕttĭng / ă lĭttlĕ bĭt ŏf / ă hăŭntĭng rŭĭn my / ĕvĕnĭng. Tĭmĕ fŏr my / nĭghtly ăllŏtmĕnt ŏf mărzĭpăn.>
Have I not seen enough in this cruel cruel cruel world.
my pet. attack beetle. #beetleposting #bugposting https://64.media.tumblr.com/e375d8eed0f3eb48d884f093a5258d2a/75f45ea1af71d3e5-11/s100x200/83bd1b2bcbb79afdcd5a986b1ff880da501a76f4.webp
[⚙︎ Been to|d I shou|d post the |aziest thing in the wor|d before I put on my vest. https://i.postimg.cc/P59q112t/image.png ⚙︎]
>if you're focused on a specific caste, or set of castes, rather than an individual, thats pound for pound creepy fetish type stuff
ancient magicaLL artefacts: cursed amuLLet. cursed sword. cursed tome. cursed book modern day magicaLL artefacts: some bored mage decided to make LLooney tunes tunneLL paint reaLL
...everyone must be so nicies to me always because even though i am apparently unfathomably old my #feefees are so delicate and tender that i become enraged by getting called stupid on the splinternet by what are comparatively children to me. i must blow up about this immediately, posthaste...
>> ¡ th¡nk th¡ડ needડ to be my new ¡ntroduct¡on poડt. Meડડageડ from @ch¡11erAf¡c¡onado httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/th¡ડ¡ડwho¡am.png
Fun Fact: The Fact Sphere is always correct. It gets its facts from reputable sources, such as itself.
Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.
how is the christian troll still allive is he deftlly weaving between spike traps and bombs llike some kinda cartoon?
#musicposting https://youtu.be/8GXDBZyG4Rw?si=mzTek8-AD_-RSRdJ (Tally Hall-Ruler of Everything) I am gonna post a couple songs in a row, you get to tell me the theme if you want
.) TQnight's #RaeList is a classic frQm the AncestQr Qf Punk herself, it's Bad ReputatiQn! I lQve this sQng, but it's alsQ kinda hard tQ nQt alsQ picture that scene frQm Shrek whenever I hear it haha .) https://www.yQutube.cQm/watch?v=nQ6YL09T8Fw ))
Ah found a neat rock ♆hi∫e ♆a∫kin' around the fie∫d. https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/c3eae3981f84.png
today i learned that there was once a massive, school-bus-sized, intelligent squid that was killing ichthyosaurs and using their remains to create self-portraits. these things were REGULARLY Hunting down Mosasaurus for shits and giggles and using their mutilated corpses to make Self portraits.... imagine encountering a fucking 60ft OCTOPUS
✨🍭🕷️ i truly cannot be any clearer. it's the curse. #thecurse 🕷️🍭✨
Went to the store at 4AM, only to see the staff in shambles trying to catch something? didn't initially see it but this stupid looking thing was the creature in question https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ac/c5/ab/acc5ab46709c3beb92e443128d0f8bd2.jpg
DMS: DEEP MṴRKY SEDIMENT. I AM IN IT TOO!
I KNOW THERE IS A JACKET OVER IT. I JuST FIGuRED IT WAS COVERING. THE FuCKuGLY. HIDEOuS. FESTERING WOuND. AND QuASIMODO STYLE. HuNCHSIDE. OF NOTRE. DAMN. YOu LOOK LIKE THIS. BuT IT IS OKAY TO BE HIDEOuSLY DEFORMED. I LOST A TOOTH ONCE. IT WAS BRuTAL. BuT I RECOVERED. YOu MIGHT TOO.
♤ I'll Put That One In My Pocket For Later ♤
3833 < WHY ARE YOU HERE > [ID: It is a photo of a python lusus, pressing its snout against the kitchen window. It is slightly blurry from the distress of the camerawoman.]
orb! orb! orb! orb! orb! (ponder that funky orb).
this was so hard to actually type because I kept going "sear beem"
^v it's times lyke this where all you can do is wonder hw it all could have been diffferent
#beetleposting #bugposting https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/image.png
While I would apologize for my behavior last night, that would imply the thought of not doing it again, which is false. I apologize, but like your toxic ex, my behavior will not change.
Xx ya weRe Really clOse tO givin One yOuR lOgin infO because yOu weRe sOOO cOnvinced tHey'd gOtten lOcked Outta tHeiR accOunt and needed tO "bORROw" a few bucks tO take a cab back Hive EHEHEHEH XD tHat was just a few weeks agO bROski! dOn't tell me ya dOn't RemembeR xX
I AM DROWNING AND EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE. BETTER DOWN AN 18 LITER OF MALT LIQuOR.
caspteralism > capitalism
Ehm... Botanical journal entry..number one... (' . ' ❀) I like to walk around in the forest I live in allot... I always find such lovely plants to study and observe...(^ . ^ ❀) This time...I found a pretty field...full of midas's touch blooms... They get their name because of their gold... yellow like hues... and due to them being parasitic flowers... that will turn all other flowers into their same yellow hue with time... (^ o ^ ❀) I'm so happy to be lucky enough... to have found a field that hasn't been fully overtaken yet... the white flowers are common milkpock flowers...they're known for how..easy they are to grow...and their weird scent of milk... (^ . ^ ❀) #BotanicalJournal#1 https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philox%20forest%20picture.png
Not all wishes come true. Sorry.
✨🍭🕷️ okay well https://wallpapers.com/images/hd/windmill-pictures-hss2md5vuoc4pvsr.jpg 🕷️🍭✨
Au WHERE I'M HAPPY. FuLFILLED. RAINBOWS IN THE SKY. PEACE OVERSEAS. NO ONE ARGuES. PEOPLE LOVE AGAIN. GAS IS uNDER A DOLLAR A GALLON. HOuSING IS AFFORDABLE. AND CASPER COOPER ON CHITTR DOT COM IS FORGOTTEN ABOuT.
Too many islands. Too many parties. I want to nap.
<3-Sometimes-I-put-a-fake-X-in-the-sand-to-prank-flarpers.-Watched-one-dig-for-like-eight-hours.
Youll n3v3r 233 m3 po2t about or talk about my bulg3 cau23 why th3 fuck would I t3ll any of you w3irdo2 about that 2hit Fr3ak2 #n2fw
Your name is RAKSHA PALIXI. Your HIVE is situated on the edge of a JUNKYARD, which is ideal for your MYRIAD ENGINEERING PROJECTS. While you enjoy working on these creations immensely, they exist as much to facilitate your PRETTY BORING JOB as they do to distract from it. As it turns out, WASTE MANAGEMENT is only rarely as exciting and lethal as it is in the MOVIES. Fortunately, you have other things to soothe your DISILLUSIONED SOUL, such as NICHE MUSIC, an interest which often drives you to DUBIOUSLY LEGAL CLUBS. You have met many of your BEST FRIENDS in such locales, and often distribute RECORDINGS of the shows in OUTMODED FORMATS. You also have many passing interests such as MYCOLOGY, HAND SEWING, TAX LAW, and RETRO GAMING. Your trolltag is subparNova and [⚙︎ Your messages are de|ivered in the form of cassette tapes. For the vibe, rea||y. ⚙︎]
3833 < Also, if you declaw your cats, I'm going to find you and remove your knucklebones to see how well your quality of life is after that. > #violence
surly 10 trylenols w1ll do the tr1ck for the m1nd honey headache
Minor typo but I got the jist. You've got the pusher for being rude, but need to work on your technique. Solid 6.5/10
Maybe if we spell words correctly on their tits we can fix the education system.
GOOD NEWS EVERY ONE!!!! THE CAR THAT IS NOT MINE THAT HAD THE SPECIAL SOMETHING IN THE TRUNK HAS NOW BEEN DISPOSED OF!!! IN A LAKE TO BE SPECIFIC!!! AS THE ITALIANS WOULD SAY!! THEY'RE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHIES!!! MAMMA MIA!!!!
My heart gets all warm when I open up my notifs and Caliborn is spewing his shit to someone in there.
My jesterly jingling gets me out of trouble every time.
♤ I Could Conduct A Rudimentary Poll About Trollimede. Whether We Think They Are A Caste Chaser. If You Believe So, Please Like The Post. If You Do Not, You Can Pity. If You Do Not Know Who I'm Talking About Either Familiarize Yourself Or Just Mediate I Guess? ♤
◌ I worry he would have a fetish for that as well. ⧂
✨🍭🕷️ ok so this is an eastern brown snake of the family elapidae, you're looking for something from the family pythonidae 🕷️🍭✨
I hope he drowns. Cosmo, Wanda, I wish that blue bitch falls in and drowns.
SOME OF YOu PEOPLE. EXPECT OTHERS. TO BE FuNCTIONALLY INFINITE uSE. EMOTIONAL DOuCHES. FOR YOuR ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. AND STuNTED GROWTH. AND I THINK. THAT IS WONDERFuL. IF YOu ARE STRONG ENOuGH. TO ENSLAVE SOMEBODY TO YOuR WHIMS. EVEN IF YOuR WHIMS ARE CATTY INTERNET DRAMA. FuCKING GO FOR IT. THAT IS AN EXCELLENT WAY. NOT TO DEAL WITH YOuR PROBLEMS. BuT TO ENSuRE SOME BETA BITCH DOES INSTEAD.
TOLD THE COUNCIL OF ZOURCEROR'Z I'D WORK ON MY CAZTING DIDN'T ZAY WHAT KIND!!!▽☆ #FIZHINGFRIDAY
// I'm taking a small break from Lizzie because I'm losing steam on being awful just a little. Pretend she's sick or something. Imagine her in her recuperacoon suffering and dying and in pain. Do not feel bad for her she deserves much worse.
Ɏ the flock. #myblea-a-atbea-a-asts [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/blea-a-atbea-a-asts.png ] Ɏ
✨🍭🕷️ normally i would say things such as wahoo yay yippee!!! but your handle and Fleet Hat make this comment disconcerting. i nudge you away with my toe. 🕷️🍭✨
She acts so smug for a woman who doesn’t pay any rent to live in my hive. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1072.jpeg
i pefer a flash light but ok ? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/w0ohtt.png starry photo of a starry thing i had. ]
wishing everyone a good fight night i will probably not be in attendance but who knows maybe ill be hired to do slow motion effects for audience benefit
new icon THen. THiS iS THe carving i keep on me, it'S of my luSuS. but i make THingS like THiS all THe time, keepS my handS occupied. httpS://64.media.tumblr.com/43569f88baae7ecb4a16ccd220ee27a3/a585b0a74fcab939-5a/S1280x1920/40a61be7176cd4a923728d3aab65c3b9a485d475.png
★★★ I MADE UP MY OWN SIGN! IT'S A GALAXY!!! WITH STARS!!! ★★★
{had someone say my chitts are "pale farming" as if you all aren't languishing languidly on the preverbal shitty loungeplank that is chittr. A hivey can't even complain anymore.}
hate how i cant casuaLLLLy bring up my aquarium in my ancestors torture basement without peopLLe asking me to eLLaborate on the torture basement. what is there to eLLaborate on. no time for that goku weve got goLLdfish photos to LLook at
<*rĕstŏrĕs yŏŭr ŏrb* 🔮>
obama being replaced by some fuckin orb sounds like an earth problem #dontgiveafuckaboutearthgang
DiD yOu knOw? YOu can DOnate One Or aLL Of yOur vitaL OrGanS tO the aperture Science SeLf ESteme FunD FOr GirLS? It'S true!
<Onĕ ŏf măny jŏys / ĭn lĭfĕ ĭs gĕttĭng / tŏ bĕ ŏbnŏxĭŏŭs ŏn / thĕ ĭntĕrnĕt bĕcăŭsĕ I'll / nĕvĕr knŏw ăt lĕăst / 90 pĕrcĕnt ŏf yŏŭ / pĕrsŏnălly.>
y0u are in fact 0b1igated t0 f100d a r00m with 1iquid nitr0gen in caze 0f a fire.
Somehow it had not really occurred to me that ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le might like seeing me around. I mean! Outside of the ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le I've talked to and whatnot! There's something very sꫂ❁ecial about that actually <:) Knowing you might matter even to the ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le you haven't ꫂ❁ersonally connected with yet Something something strangers are just friends you haven't met!! ❣︎
i think the chittr anonymous mods are farming our data and putting it in the water that turns the frogs gay (Yes we are.)
I fear that a lot of it is a tyꫂ❁e of attention that is not necessarily good for you :( ❣︎
✨🍭🕷️ and when they die they will join my side #stonks 🕷️🍭✨
happens to aLLLL of us. reaLL purpLLephobic hours on this webbed site
✨🍭🕷️ @alphaAmphithere is literally woke and has never culled me not even once 🕷️🍭✨
Who THe FUCK told my SSiSSter about fight night and why iSS SShe meSSSSaging me aSSking what I know about it??? Fuck all? ObviouSSly? Why would I go to an event like THat??? But SShe'SS SSaying SShe wantSS to go and be a ref next time becauSSe SShe THinkSS it'd be funny.
hold up yeah fuck yes i know you're gonna give the realest report i've seen your posting spare no details i ain't no weak stomach bitch
doesnt matter what hard candies i seLLLL onLLine cuz nothing brings in the dough more than my bags of crushed bLLue raspberry candy pieces. the chiLLdren yearn for the breaking bad meth