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( @ EVERYONE who posted before me: lol get rained on idiot. 🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️🌧️ )<
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒋⒈ — @tragicomedicDespot Tsarevna / Foremother of all Zalgo / The Witch of Doom / Her Highness / Judhri Ithaqa (if I can call you that) Look. The thrill of getting to psychoanalyze a GOD, ROYALTY, OR A ROYAL GOD never gets old. But I’m also Spooked EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. I mean, can I just say what an HONOR it is to Psychoanalyze Her Highness!! HOWEVER, there are real, tangible CONSEQUENCES if I get it ✕✕✕! Can DOOM access a guy from a different universe?! I DON’T KNOW, MAN, I DON’T KNOW!!!! (CROWD PANIC) … Oh well! Let’s Take A Gander at Judhri Ithaqa! (CROWD CHEER!) (Kill ⒎ Billion Trolls) (Save None Of Them) (I’ll Call Her Tsarevna From Here On Out) (Maybe There’s a POETRY IN THAT?) Prefacing by saying it’s hard to call the ordeal a PSYCHOLOGICAL GOD COMPLEX because she is literally Playing God. It’s a LITERAL god complex. Just Keep That In Mind. When you look at the surface, you find it initially easy to fit Tsarevna into categories. She is a DESPOT, cruel and absolute, mothering an entire species of Zalgoid with an iron fist and an open palm. She is UNFEELING, looming above nearly all on Chittr (figuratively and literally) as an EMPRESS. And most of all, she is COMPLACENT, knowing she has gotten as far as she could, staying comfortably in her box for millennia. That much she knows about herself: this was the role she was always meant to play. As far as she knows, she is comfortable because she is IN CONTROL. More on this shortly. Tackling the cursory: SELF-IMAGE, in Tsarevna’s case, is an Unconscious Overcompensation for her (cold and petrified) wellbeing. Creating a grandiose front fools the laytroll (layzalgoid) into believing she is self-assured and INFALLIBLE. That is to say, Tsarevna has an almost DANGEROUS kind of confidence. It’s only a given when you’re in a block full of subjects who seek your guidance. You notice the fallout in the way she interacts with OTHER TROLLS, a realm she has little to no discretion over (beyond the POST AND EDIT BUTTON on her platform, of course). She can be condescending, quick to frustrate, and schismmongering as any show of weakness may allow someone (⒈) else to take advantage of her. Trying to shed this guise to reveal your vulnerability is one of Tsarevna’s worst fears. (Mistakes, even?) It’s easier to pretend to be cold and above than susceptible because vulnerability was what caused her situation to begin with. Tsarevna is a product of her own circumstances. To understand WHY, or even WHAT, you must dig for the root. A well-angled cross from old friends (especially an old ♥r) leads me to believe that she did not CHOOSE this path, but rather this path CHOSE her when all other routes withered and died. Fate that draws too close becomes entrenched in inevitability. The truth is that her comfort comes not from WHAT SHE HAS but WHAT SHE CLINGS (DESPERATELY) TO. She doesn’t want to lose more than she has already. She ✎s autobiographies that AREN’T entirely Autobiographies. They’re memories framed as such. They’re a skewed, reckless attempt to sate her loneliness, to keep an extinct tradition alive. More than that, they’re a reflection of her inner turmoil. Tsarevna has, in a way, reduced herself into that trauma. I think playing SGRUB does that to a person. It turns you into someone (⒈) unsightly because you HAD TO. The game rewards cruelty, sometimes even over the intended GROWTH. That is the scariest part of GOD-TIERING: when cast under a certain light, ascending doesn’t become an EVOLUTION OF THE SELF, but perpetual STAGNATION. Now this is all you’ll ever be. The limit has been reached, and it’s nearly impossible to grow from that. This was never MATURING but levelling ↑. You notice the nuance with Tsarevna because all attempts to remedy her session have been met with disappointment and the HORRORS. The core of it all was always moving in tandem with her. POWERLESSNESS; LOSING HER WORLD, THE ONE SHE WAS PROMISED, IN A GAME SHE NEVER WANTED TO PLAY. Maybe she has a → to be bitter, to go grimshark, or grow cruel. It was a TOTAL, ARRANT DESTRUCTION OF HOPE. (But closure begets understanding, not redemption.) She lost EVERYTHING, and in an attempt to manage her grief, she grew into her alignment, her blood, as a concerted mainstay to the bereaved ESSENCE of trollkind. Ultimately it isn’t her fault——she was brought under the expectations of an ENTIRE SOCIETY, and had that stripped away from her in one (⒈) cruel session. She rules with fear to cling to an intergenerational cycle. She currently perpetuates this over a species she abortively made in the image of trolls. It’s in her biology, mind, and her pusher. This sort of LEARNED HELPLESSNESS is what festered into her INDELIBLE GOD COMPLEX. The idea of losing all that you have ← leaves an unshakable fear in the unfeeling. Tsarevna was never impassive; it was that she had NO CHOICE. And maybe she never did in a world that asked too much from her. It’s all layers ↑on layers of coping mechanisms to accept her role and persona. The narrative denied you a good ending and it is endlessly obvious you’re not OK. After all, where’s the joy in being ✕ED? To be FORCED into this position? To BE the bad guy? Sure, you can pretend this is all fine, that you’re at peace with what happened, but you’re not. The wounds will keep reopening until you find an outlet. You’re harborsick with grief and unvoiced rage. I think, above all else, you need people to 🗨 to. People that weren’t forged from your being and have a bias. Maybe Chittr is the → place for that. But in the end, it’s your choice as the witch, manipulator of FATE, to choose whether you want to stay where you are. Is it truly too late? (CLASSPECT: WITCH OF DOOM! The class most rebellious by nature. Betrayed fate and doomed her session when her hand was forced. Villains are forged through the looking glass. When you’re the subject, you never realize the weight of your actions. A villain who does not know better would never call themself BAD. But Tsarevna knows who she is, and the consequences of everything lay bare in her mind, a painful reminder that maybe she may always be alone with (physical/figurative) fragments of her identity. Doom was always Space’s poorest assistant.) Honestly, we should all strike a conversation with her to keep her company. She sounds like she needs it. Thank you guys for READING, and I’ll SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #aqueen! #awarriorqueen #zalgo #zalgoid #layers #of #grief

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“Are you boy pretty or girl pretty?” I have a bomb that’s going to go off in three seconds.

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I WANT TO DEVOUR THE VERY GODSS >83 #CANNIBA/ISM MAYBE >8? #VIO/ENCE
>>| .uhhh... thanks...
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( https://i.imgur.com/owo7jvp.jpeg #selfie #worldshottestfish )<
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( I'm gonna take your favorite tooth out of your maw and put it into my maw. #evilnignt )<

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthat w0u1d be fucked up [END MESSAGE]

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eevenn tthoughh i kknoww tthatt. ttechnicallyy i did not sstopp bbelongingg to. the ffleett. i ffeell llikee i bbelongg to. me now and its nnicee ᨑ_ᨑ
Comas can completely change the Meaning of a Sentence. FOR EXAMPLE: "My best friend is pretty." "My best friend is in a coma."
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] it iz tt00 c01d even f0r tthe 1azt 0f my dr0nez 0n tthiz p1anet0id. we wi11 n0t be 1anding. 0n tthe 0ther hand tthiz meanz we wi11 be finizhing up tthe zyztem z00n. [END MESSAGE]
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At a young age I always knew I wanted to grow ↑ and become some kind of insane person.
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You don't have to choose a side, Arty. It's alright. I simply wish she would not associate with me publicly. I do not have any hard feelings towards her.
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ᐖ HAV U TRIEᐖ JOY N WHIMSY ᐛ
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Paranoia is a vulnerability, not an armor. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅

[BEGIN MESSAGE] agreed. "righty" az it haz been dubbed wi11 c0ntinue. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe buzzbeazt 1ike w0bb1ed0g wi11 emerge eventua11y. i d0 n0t intend tt0 rem0ve any 0f ttheze creaturez fr0m tthe p001. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] w0bb1ed0gz geneticz fazcinate me. tthiz iz nannerz firzt 0ffzpring. it haz ttw0 1egz and needz extra care. it iz a1z0 m0ving zharp1y away fr0m tthe "bee" m0de1 i am aiming f0r. httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/c0c3ae3f5dbd.png #w0bb1ebeez [END MESSAGE]
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] ha ha. a g00d buzinezz tt0 be in. [END MESSAGE]
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthey zeem very cudd1y. tthank y0u. [END MESSAGE]
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--BEGIN LOG-- i am Σure. --END LOG--

#ItNeededToBeSaid

#MyLususWantsAllOfYouToKnow #BoofBarkWuff #SoThereYouHaveIt
༻𐫱༺ One of my favourite sslugss🌻 𝒽a𝒽a🌻 T𝒽iss iss commonly called a leaf ss𝒽eep🌻 A fun fact iss t𝒽at it eatss algae, and t𝒽roug𝒽 a processss called kleptoplassty it abssorbss t𝒽e c𝒽loroplasstss🌻 It t𝒽en ussess t𝒽esse sstolen c𝒽loroplasstss to p𝒽otossynt𝒽essize🌻 𝒽ttpss://cdn🌻imgc𝒽esst🌻com/filess/0dd75bc67132🌻jpg ༻𐫱༺
>>| .i may just go sleep now. .it's past the sun horizon now...
>>| there .are some trolls who .are too much pathetic. like... they just go .and .ask "can we please pail?" .and .i .answer "who .are you? go .away" before you go .and try to hump someone .on the loungeplank, perhaps you should .ask .about them first. .i mean, their personality, their hobbies, their .ideas, .interests .and more. .of course .unless .it's just for .a .one night then .alright. go for .it. go pail .and fill the buckets. #nsfw
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[BEGIN MESSAGE] puzz1ez are fun. tthey have ru1ez. tthey can be z01ved. z0metimez tthey are vague but tthat iz a1right. my fav0urite puzz1e z0 far iz finding inf0rmati0n. :> [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] nanner in tthe c0c00n. h0w wi11 he mutate.. httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/f26d02709a75.png #w0bb1ebeez [END MESSAGE]

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe zame. he iz rea11y rea11y g00d. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] he zha11 be a g0d. ab1e tt0 m0ve az he wizhez. and dig with0ut fa11ing 0n hiz zide. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] nanner update. he iz a y0ung adu1t and haz figured 0ut hiz 1egz zh0u1d n0t be z0 c10ze tt0gether. bef0re and after. httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/40eab4b6ed2a.png httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/72b6d5371e39.png #w0bb1ebeez [END MESSAGE]
He was reminding others. Or did I remind him at some point... I do not recall, truthfully. Perhaps I am still a little tired.

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Yesterday I*s Hi*story, Tomorrow I*s A Mystery, but Today I*s A Gi*ft. That I*s Why I*t I*s Called the Present - Master Oogwayᛝ

ᐖ U FEEL LIKE SOMEBOᐖY WHO ᑈHOKES ON ᐖEIR OWN SPIT A LIL MORE ᐖAN NORMAL ᐛ
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There seems to be an abundance of felines and feline-adjacent beings here.
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⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ The bad things that might grab you would likely also grab you if this Equius were present. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
( Being a permanent helmstroll should give you special rights and privileges like getting to kill anyone on your crew you want once a wipe and whatever pain meds you want forever. )<
Truly. Or make them aware of their chains and unable to fight against them. See what solace they can find. See what loopholes they can pry open. ... Or just go the comedy route and let them be #meta about it. As a treat.
Yes, absolutely. It would be so fascinating. It is honestly a missed opportunity that they do not.
... I can... Perhaps do a smaller version of my rant. I suppose warning for #toxicrelationships, #unreality and #dub-con #dubcon (tagging both ways to be safe) and therefore technically #nsfwe even though I won't be discussing anything of a sexual nature, purely romantic. Essentially, "Reincarnated into an otome game" type stories are, at their core, bastardisations of the concept of romance. Each and every one of them says to the viewer: Here is a Person, a "Real Person", who has entered into a Fictional World where there are a percentage of the cast Specifically Designed To Love The Player. This is the core conceit of the subgenre, and the point behind it all. An otome game is a type of dating-sim. You, the viewer, are watching a "Real Person" either romancing or being romanced by "Fictional People", or people who were once fictional. The "Real Person" has an edge on the others. The "Real Person" has completely outside knowledge, and there are very few ways of holding an ethical romantic relationship with someone who is either a: programmed to love you or b: programmed to love someone else, but you somehow slipped into the role, and they act as if you are their programmed love interest. There are no variations on this formula which are not... Creepy, in a way. Some overtly, some subtly, but there is a certain level of power imbalance that damages the entire concept of the romance. You were reincarnated as the main lead? They are programmed to adore you, and cannot resist if you want them. You were reincarnated as the villainess? You know their futures, and how to bend or break them to your own whims. You were reincarnated as an npc? Same, but you do have a little less power over them. Still, the case remains: The main character in all of these shows holds significant power over the main cast of the game they are reborn into, and this is very, VERY rarely actually addressed. Here's the thing. It would make for excellent angst if done right. It would create a perfect base for tragedy. Horror. Something to run from. Something to fear. "Why does she know what I'm going to do before I do it?" They never say this. "How can I escape someone who knows things about me even I didn't know?" is also never spoken. Because those lines both would come from the "Fictional people" in this scenario. Therefore, they are irrelevant. This subgenre presents the power fantasy that is this dubious consent, a world in which things will always end with the main character getting their Chosen Love Interest, regardless of that person's feelings... Or rather, because that person cannot feel any other way. Now, there are some which do actually change this, address this, create buildup which lifts up the people of the otome game world from flat dating-sim characters to the same level of "real" as the main character. It's rare, but it does happen. Often, they will do this by having their main character be eccentric in a way that breaks the rules whilst preventing them from using any power they would have had over other characters, or it focusses on things from the viewpoint of a different character who is not the "Real Person" in the show. Or perhaps it introduces more people who have reincarnated, slimming the numbers of characters who are "Not Real". Still, the problem is the same; the main conceit of the entire subgenre means that in order for a romance that is not horrifically one-sided or dangerously imbalanced to occur, the only, and I mean ONLY way to achieve it... Is to subvert the genre. Which is to say, that in a romance subgenre, in which the "fantasy" of it is for the main character to live happily ever after, the only way to create a healthy romance... Is to fight the subgenre. That isn't good. This is a snake that eats its own tail. Still, I find a whole lot of entertainment in it, but I can never really stop thinking about the undertones, and it can make a lot of watches/reads somewhat difficult. There are many upsides to the genre as well, but the downsides are pretty sharp. I am not saying that "healthy" romance is always "good" romance. Especially not for the sake of pure entertainment! But it is a little concerning when the underlying feeling beneath so much of the genre is "how much free will do these characters have here?". Technically no characters ever have free will in things like this, they are all just writing on a page, turned into an animation on a screen, but in the majority of other media, they tell you "These characters are real to each other", and this one does not. It is intriguing. It is a little eerie. It is almost never addressed. I'll finish there. There's my thoughts. This is the condensed version, if you'd believe it. I will not be writing a full essay, hah. But I could. If I wanted to. #lockanime
"What goes up must come down" very much depends on where you are, what is going up, and whether or not it breaches orbit.
Apologies if I am ever unable to carry a bit for a long time. Lying is difficult for me, even for jokes. This is why I simply avoid answering certain things, instead of lying. I am not incapable of it. But it is uncomfortable.
i tthinkk mmaybee. wwaterr or. the bbirdss ooutsidee or jjustt. ccolorss tthatt aarentt aanythingg!

Listenin' to a podcast that'll maybe teach me morre stuff. Herre's yerr fun fact: Afrrican Huntin' Dogs vote to decide whetherr to go on a hunt orr not. Th' most imporrtant animals in th' pack need only garrnerr arround 3 votes; th' lesserr dogs need about 10.
--BEGIN LOG-- diΣguΣting. dΩ nΩt uΣe termΣ Ωf endearment with me ΣΩ caΣuaλλy. --END LOG--

saw a wonderful sli+herbeas+ +oday. shouldve +aken a pic smh #+hissoundssugges+ivebu+i+sno+ #i+wasjus+areallygoodsli+herbeas+

i need +o rep+ile pos+ more on here fr
HA! NO, NO, I MERELY HAVE AN ACTIVE IMAGINATION AND A VERY CREATIVE SOUL, AS TOLD TO ME BY MY TUTOR A LONG TIME AGO, DURING MY HIVESCHOOLFEEDING DAYS, RIGHT BEFORE SHE RESIGNED! I MISS HER. -- F. GAINES, CEO [ABG INC.]
We're all actually Beasts posting from a GIANT SANCTUARY. It's a common misconception, but you're fine. ♥
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GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒏ — @germicidalManiac Pelagi Noctil Plume (plural: plumes) – AN UMBRELLA TERM encompassing any niduses of infection. Think a muddy puddle, dust particles emanating from a construction site, the moisture of a cough flung alarmingly close to your skin. We are NOT 🗨ing about squawkbeast feathers, people! Do Not Make My Mistake. Anyway. *in narrator voice, imagine a French accent* Ah… the Sea. So fascinating, so wonderful. We know more about space than what lies beneath these depths. Your average seadweller knows only slightly more than you do. We have yet to fully appreciate the diversity of Beasts swimming where it’s wetter. Take this ♥ly specimen, for example——the JELLYFISH. They come in ALL SORTS OF FLAVORS: clear (water), purple (water), blue (water), pink (pepto bismol). They can even GLOW——it has been estimated that fifty (⒌0) percent of our jellyfiends are BIOLUMINESCENT! Such luminescence is used in a VARIETY OF WAYS! (Seriously, it is AWESOME!) Their physiology focuses on MINIMALIST SURVIVAL TACTICS, forgoing, well, just about EVERY REGULAR BODILY SYSTEM in favor of Lite Editions, ensuring it lives effectively as the ocean’s floater. As you can see, this jellyfish is… wait. What is… WHAT IS *THAT?!?!* *MAJESTIC AWESOME GOOSE DIVES ↓ AND EATS THE JELLYFISH AND THEN EXPLODES* (CROWD GASP!) WHAT THE [HONK]!!! MY DOCUMENTARY!!! That was NOT s↑posed to happen! … But. Um. OK. MOVING ON! Let’s Take A Gander at Pelagi Noctil! (CROWD CHEER!!!) The first thing you learn about Pelagi——besides the fact she is sweetly jellyfish themed, a CURIOUS IDIOSYNCRACY——is her intense aversion to the PLUMES. Pelagi’s fear is expressed almost CONSTANTLY on Chittr, warning those on land or sea about plumes, and reprimanding seadwellers for not taking due diligence in PREVENTABLE LANDISEASE. She has a habit of imposing her beliefs on other people, though it’s evident she does not intend to FEARMONGER or MANIPULATE. Rather, she carries an extreme worry for one’s (⒈’s) health. She is well-meaning, dedicated, and only trying to look out for the world in a way she is passionate about. Hygiene is important but her painstaking worry borders on OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVENESS, which has been determined to be of Psychological Origin rather than a biological particularity. On a biological scale, the pan creates a hyperbolic perception of disease and bacteria, elevating stress activity when posed with the thought of illness-conducive environments. Such a fear leads to the POTENTIALITY of exhibiting a host of symptoms, namely but NOT limited to: intrusive thoughts, constant safety-seeking mannerisms (wearing protective gear to prevent contact with air), and intense avoidance behaviors, all of which can be observed in Pelagi’s GENERAL DEMEANOR. Germaphobia (mysophobia is more clinically accurate to her case) can be distilled into a NEED TO STAY IN CONTROL of her surroundings. It's why the depths of the sea are All She Knows. However, to maintain total, unequivocal control means to reduce your worldview to all that you’re certain can be safe. People would argue that isn’t LIVING, but this is a lifestyle that Pelagi was not able to choose. Pelagi is haunted by the ILLUSION of overvulnerability, something which she KNOWS isn’t true, but it’s an ideology she is tethered to regardless. She can’t help it. She is trapped by her circumstances, her duties as a member of society and a victim of its mind. Her lifestyle is taut with interintrapersonal pressures, leaving LITTLE ROOM FOR ERROR, lest she be flung into a situation she can’t rein in——and that is her worst fear. It is as saddening as it is sympathizable. Though it is incredibly PROMINENT in her demeanor, to relegate Pelagi into what she fears most would be denying her the → to be a person. Above all else, she wants to be PERCEIVED not only as someone (⒈) to listen to but someone to understand. On Chittr, she has expressed her LIKES, HOBBIES, AND DESIRES. Pelagi is an artist in the making, indulgent and self-satisfying, and SENSITIVE to the works of the aquatic ecosystem, advocating for environmental protection and respect. She follows the laws of the body and society, revelling in her HIGH STATUS and attending to the needs of the Flesh whenever the duty calls for it. (If you Know What I Mean) Pelagi constantly admits that she is not the most socially apt person. There have been many occasions where she’s suffered a FAUX PAS (this means a misstep; yes I am still French), leading to many moments of awkwardness and embarrassment. She is the impressionable sort, often putting faith in others to learn new things. (Case in point: the Human Incident. Pelagi, you know the one.) Her worldviews are myopic but it’s abundantly clear she is learning to see beyond the METAPHORICAL JELLIHELMET and understand what’s beyond the depths. She has shown an OPENNESS to working around her social shelteredness, at times bending the laws of her cage to interact with broader society. This has been one of the FEW CASES where Chittr——or at least a DEDICATED GRO↑ OF CHITTRERS——has actively helped someone better assimilate to interacting with people, not only ONLINE but in the REAL WORLD. TO REITERATE: you are not your fears. You aren’t your pain, or the emotions that accompany that. You’re grappling with a life difficult to comprehend the qualia of. You’re a late bloomer to being a person. But I think Chittr is a good ★ting place to learn how to BE. Take the platform as you will: a learning experience, exposure therapy, maybe even a place where you can make LONG-TERM FRIENDS. The world is so much bigger than you believe, and a part of you knows there’s little to nothing stopping you, but the mind is your WORST ENEMY. (I Would Know!) Know that you have ALL THE TIME YOU NEED to adjust to everything, and there are people here willing to help you not only understand but find comfort. You may not ever break from your mysophobic tendencies, but I have the feeling that soon you will make the most out of it. (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: MAID OF LIFE? Ruled over by her own life: her mind, her status, and her physiology. Lives a RIGID, UNFORGIVING SCHEDULE determined by the people around her. Always learning and trying. She is ★ting to break from her shell, which may eventually pave the way to a life she is truly happy with. ★ting is the operative here.) Can I glub legally now? GLUB. OK I did it. I ♥ you guys. FOLLOW PELAGI, SHOW HER TONS OF UNDERSTANDING AND APPRECIATION. I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! Stay healthy! (P.S. I can’t wait to see the Medusa IN ACTION!) #gandertag #glub #jellyfish #underthesea #sealanddoggy #glub #honk!

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post your pet day huh. check out my babygirLLs -v- #thesquad [Attached is an image of GLLasya's fishtank. About haLLf a dozen bLLack pop-eyed goLLdfish are fLLoating around amongst the pLLants and noveLLty decorations, one of them is noticeabLLy LLarger and fatter than the others. The background is out of focus, but one might be abLLe to make out the shape of an an iron maiden and the paLLe bLLur of some kind of spectre behind the tank.]
In order to become gayer, I need you all to become more nonbinary, I believe. Should help.

THE HARVEST HAS BEEN POOR SO I WILL BE TURNED TO BREAD.
Must feel good to be a small animal and be pet. This is entirely sfw. I saw a cute gif of a little rodent being gently massaged and it looked quite nice.
I was not expecting this much support for the idea of me "getting my freak on", as they say. #nsfw #thankyou Perhaps one day I will risk it all. In a rather literal sense, hah.

Never let anyone tell you not to be a big fucking hater. The sky is your oyster, the world is the limit.

Anonymous Asks: How Do You F|ght When You're Scared? To Duel, You Do Not Erase Fear, But |nstead Use Your Fear As A Tool To |nst|nct|vely Defend. We Have |t For Good Reason. The Day You Stop Be|ng Scared |s A S|gn You Are Grow|ng Overconf|dent, And You'll L|kely Be |n The Grave Soon. Just Try To Understand That Wh|le Fear |s Useful, |t |s Not Your Master, |t |s An Adv|sor At Best.
Pulled myself away from my little fishies for a while to do my bi-sweeply reconnecting with sapient beings! How's it going everyone 😎⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠹⣿⣷⣶⣤⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣇⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣠⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢿⣦⣘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠙⢿⣦⣄⣉⣹⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣌⣉⣉⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣴⠾⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣼⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢰⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⢿⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
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Mm, got through the episode, but I think I may have to wait a moment for the weather to stop doing what its doing in order to watch more. The intermittent internet is alright for something like posting, but for watching videos its incredibly inconvenient. Still, very good anime. The theme of loneliness and connection is very solid throughout. I relate a lot. There are things you cannot tell others, and things that if you did tell others, they would treat you poorly for them. But then... There is also the case that if you tell nobody, you never find the people who are like you. The people who will care and respect you. ... Every day I become a little bit more of a hypocrite. Oh well. Its a very good show so far. I look forward to watching more. #lockanime
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒍ — @algorithmCarnage CZ (His name is out there somewhere but I know better than to Breach his Privacy!) *dreaming harp sound effect* (I am back at schoolfeeding. I am five (⒌) sweeps old, young and unassuming. Tonight, they’re teaching us the worst craft to ever blight Alternia: Coding. C++, specifically. A torture method disguised as Procedural Animation. There are tens of hundreds of errors in my code and my attempts to fix them are ever so fruitless. Visual Studio casts phantom errors like shadows over me in a lapse of sanity: I check line sixty-five (⒍⒌) and it is tauntingly blank. "WHERE THE [HONK] IS THE MISTAKE?" The world is dancing and spinning mirthlessly in my panicked spell. I’m only seconds away from punching a hole through my husktop. Rivulets of sweat crawl ↓ my face, melting away any semblance of power I thought I could keep. But who said I was in control?) *wakes ↑ in a cold sweat* YIPE! WHAT A DAYMARE!! I think I need to 🗨 to my counseculler about this. Anyway, welcome back to THIS SERIES! Thanks for stopping by, BY THE BY, I really do appreciate it! Without FURTHER ADO, let’s Take A Gander at CZ! (CROWD CHEER!) (Let’s Get Gaming) (And By Gaming) (I Mean Gandering) (Tautology is My Middle MIDDLE Middle Name) From a cursory glance, CZ prides itself in being the CONTRARIAN SORT. A deviant who peruses the platform when Dreaddit isn’t Activating The Dopaminergic Neurons. Contrarians aren’t uncommon in the Online Realm, fostering complaintive attitudes that either rile the people ↑ or garner the assent of likeminded people. CZ usually makes these jabs at the world, whether this be about Technical or Living Inconveniences. Bitter might as well be a Substitute Six (⒍) letter Sobriquet given how much of the world and its residents has problems worth 🗨ing about. He is sardonic, but that can easily be ascribed to the CONFLICT he has with other people, whose unabashed demeanors clash with his apathetic front. In LAYTROLL’S TERMS, it Might Just Be a Little Hater. (CROWD GASP!) His demeanor is almost a pragmatic foil over Chittr’s PLATFORMAL FLIPPANCY. I’d like to call it a CONVERSATIONAL HUMBLER, but CZ is very susceptible to its own temper. A lot of that frustration can be boiled ↓ to whenever he isn’t being UNDERSTOOD the way he wants to. His COGNITIVE EXPECTATION being undermined by someone (⒈) who, say, can’t distinguish a LARPER from a POSER often leads to the same bouts of frustration it extends to the general VIRT↑OPULACE. It isn’t only because the subtexts should CLEARLY BE ACKNOWLEDGED HERE, but the fact that CZ prizes Fringy Thinking and Intellectual (Logical) Thought, adduced by its frequent #WTFAREYOUIDIOTSDOINGPOSTING. To an extent, this shows CZ to be SOCIALLY EGOCENTRIC, in which he prioritizes his General and Cognitive goals over positively engaging with the general audience. He is cold and self-oriented, operating on its own wavelength rather than conforming to the norms of other people. CZ is unmistakably desensitized and unafraid to speak his mind, making mentions of #cannibalism and #usingbloodasasubstitutetoink knowing it won’t have any lingering consequences (the opposite——people AGREE). This is only what crescendoes from being ONLINE for too long. You know too much and detach from those Paradigms that stop you from saying how fascinating the idea of FLESH REPURPOSING IS. (I’d ♥ to hear more about that, actually?) This way of posting is a double edged sword——at least, as far as wanting to stay under the radar goes. Perhaps he wants to keep it casual with the platform, but the act of complaining itself is a SOCIAL OUTREACH, a means for connection in and of itself. It pulls him from the shadows as much as it conceals him. He is constantly comparing himself to other people, negatively or positively, if only to feel better about HIS CURRENT SITUATION. Here lies a PARADOX: CZ has created a barrier strong enough to keep itself safe from pointed damage but advances in places where he knows he’ll be seen. For a purported spectator, a notable amount of NOT-SPECTATING (complaining) goes on. Trolls are inherently SOCIAL CREATURES: it is only an amount of time that the forum for AMPLIFYING ONE’S (⒈’s) voice is used to its fullest potential. This general behavior can be traced to a number of phenomena. The most obvious factor is the (Toxic) ONLINE DISINHIBITION EFFECT, a byproduct of virtually concealing oneself. The theory can be applied to JUST ABOUT ANYBODY, myself included! It detaches the individual from tangible consequences and thus allows the individual to navigate the online forum with LESS CARE THAN THEY WOULD IN A PUBLIC SETTING. Think of it as disguising yourself in a masquerade and then breaking every window in the vicinity. Who’s going to know it’s YOU? CZ makes the most out of its anonymity, placing itself in a position where he can make derisive commentary in accordance with the chaotic happenings of Chittr. Anonymous streak aside, you have made a name for yourself here. It’s a lot more than you bargained for. Your biggest flaw as a contrarian can be found in your motive. You use your voice. You constantly belie your backseat watching to ENGAGE WITH THE CROWD, making calculated jabs as a way to make yourself known. And before you realize it, you’ve already built a hive worth living in. You’ve (unintentionally) interacted with people, forged connections, created experiences with those who AGREE to your thinking. It’s a part of BEING SOMEBODY——moreover, someone (⒈) worth CARING ABOUT. It’s a wonderful feeling, albeit one you haven’t fully come to terms yet. Though I didn’t mention this (since I believe I’ve picked enough at you already), you appear to be the type to forgo your needs in the pursuit of your goals. Be sure to stay on top of that. You MATTER. (As much as you would never admit this, your annoyance is a begrudging posture of your appreciation——and existence. Your only sin is that being bitter is the only way you know how to live.) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: MAGE OF VOID? The morally gray sort. He knows how it feels to be irrelevant, a product of social status and a likely practical ↑bringing. Works the niche and esoteric as its field of interest believing it to be a place where it belongs. Profound and indiscernible. Revels in his SENSE OF ANONYMITY and understands it in an exclusive manner. Loses himself in mystery; suffers from the knowledge nobody else grapples with.) Computer? I hardly know ‘er! GO FOLLOW CZ (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE), and I’ll see you in the NEXT ONE! Honk! #gandertag #howtotrainyourgamer #howtolainyourlamer
Things are very well-framed. I feel a sense of foreshadowing from certain things that I'm sure will come into play later, but at present are simply a vague sensation of "this is important". That's good. That's good storytelling. #lockanime
As you all know, depending on what planet you live on and which version of said planet, it can be disadvantageous to be public with any disabilities you may have. Do not let feeling left out trick you into risking anything, trust those who you trust and do not let peer pressure force you to trust anyone else. Keep yourself safe. We are celebrating your survival as well.

The next “live adaptation” GrubFlix attempts to do, I’m beating them to death with a hammer. Don’t worry.

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My Evil Oorb oof Hoorroor might be snitching oon me too the oother ballheaded individuals 8/

hey! hey i'm baCk, sorry! i'll CatCh up with the dash in just a seCond! just want to let y'all know i'm safe. me 'n' bella have just been Chattin' 'n' Chillin'. so uh, i see that video 6ot fuCked up kinda hard. turns out when she popped into existenCe *in my Cupe* she displaCed all the slime, whiCh i didn't notiCe submer6ed most of my palmhusk, 'n' it kinda... Crapped out. this wasn't planned for, just kinda happened... and i see bella was teasin' some of y'all. m'sorry 'bout that. i'm safe 'n' sound. ^◡^
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ᐖ WGHAT THA FUᑈK ᐛ
I need to log off for a while I think. I was never supposed to be this attached. I guess old habits die hard. I'm going offline for a little while. I am perfectly safe, so nobody needs to add any extra worry to already-heavy plates. I'm just taking a brief break. Knowing me, you'll likely see me in a mere few hours. I've never been good at putting down something I've picked up.
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A recoollectioon oof my yaooi @anxioousTautooloogy here yoou goo man

I like the Evil Tekras he's nicer too me than the noormal oone
Occasionally someone will post something on the feed which is clearly in response to something I cannot see, and I may be curious, but I'd rather stay in my lane than try to figure out who to unblock to see what's going on, hah.
I am going to eat a random mushroom from the woods ❣︎
To be honest, I think what you are doing here is a little unethical! ꫂ❁erhaꫂ❁s even icky! ❣︎
by popular demand. +hen. #gore #body-horror +he inner mechanisms of +he hand. are perhaps +he mos+ compelling piece of biological engineering evolu+ion has gif+ed us wi+h. a simplis+ic sys+em of +endons and pulleys. carrying +he bulk of +he mos+ impor+an+ +ouch recep+ors we have. i+ is some+imes dizzying +o +hink of jus+ how much fine +uning over hundreds of +housands of genera+ions wen+ in+o providing us. wi+h such precise mo+or func+ion. in such an elegan+ presen+a+ion. I am a surgeon. I have seen +he mechanisms laid ou+ before me many +imes before. I have recons+ruc+ed bone. and gra+ed nerve and +endon. I have s+udied +he ways in which +he smalles+ brush of scar +issue can disrup+ +he marione++e pull of +issue used. +o so much as crook a finger. how delica+e +he whole machine can be. for some+hing +ha+ is on +he fron+ line. of how we feel and in+erac+. wi+h +he world around us. one of +he firs+ +imes I me+ my spouse. +hey allowed me +o flense par+ of +heir hand. and wa+ch in real +ime even +he smalles+ of movemen+s. +hey le+ me feel +hem flex a muscle in +heir arm and wa+ch +heir flexors con+rac+. +heir fingers +wi+ch. i+ was perhaps +he firs+ +ime since I lef+ +he church +ha+ I fel+ as +hough. I was wi+nessing some+hing divine. some+hing Holy. i+ has been sweeps since +hen. and +he image of i+ s+ill follows me every +ime I hold +ha+ hand. or +race +heir scar. my only regre+ was +ha+ I was s+ill so concerned. by +he +hrea+ of infec+ion +ha+ I did no+ +ake +he chance. +o feel +hem flex benea+h my +ongue. +here is an in+rinsic beau+y +here. among +he flesh. and bone. and +issue. we are so li++le more +han +ubes and s+rings. and +ha+ will forever be more in+oxica+ing of a +hough+ +han half +he skin-deep lus+ I read nigh+ly. I forgo+ where else. I was going wi+h +his. hunger wins once more.
This is imꫂ❁ossible to read, but seeing as it's Arty, I disagree on ꫂ❁rinciꫂ❁le ❣︎

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i d0 n0t kn0w why y0u had tt0 mau1 tthe qua1ity. but arty d0ez n0t have zhame. [END MESSAGE]

this lesbian bar doesn't have any fire exits.

SometImes I thInk I should get a comIcally large anvIl to smash over some of yalls pans. #vIolence []<

if i ever have to 6et resCued by you i'm just 6onna Cut my losses 'n' shoot myself.
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Just looked at their bio. 11 sweeps old. Well, that explains everything. I was stupid too at that age. For any humans, that's 23 or so earth years. Very much an adult, just still a little stupid.
Yes, and a fireman is not a man made of fire. Words have meanings outside of their literal elements. I am sure that you can see why we are reacting the way we are reacting.
@tenaaciousTheologist this old paainting reminded me of you. I maade it when I waas aabout seven sweeps old, so I figured it is time to move on aand reuse the caanvaas for something more meaaningful. HOwever, I waanted to shaare it with you before it is consumed by the white nothingness https://i.postimg.cc/WbBJjQtq/IMG-20260624-164252402.jpg
>>| .uhhh. yuri day. .i need sleep. #yuriday #violence https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_060.jpg

Sorry, wrong Kris. Please hang up and try your call again.
>>| troll divine divinity best .example .of rpg. troll dwarf fortress .and troll dune .ii, not the movie. there .are more, but .i lost them because due to technical .issues .and hardware .erase.

Yeah yoou looook like a persoon whoo'd ask foor multigrain

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h fuck. tthey are n0t herbiv0rez. #p1anetrep0rt [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] in g00d newz my azzezzment waz c0rrect. tthiz directi0n haz n0 weird 1ight 1urez. [END MESSAGE]
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shoutout @secondtimesThecharm for #icedpeachtea

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(Well, that answers that.)

There is most definitely a genderfluid badge! You need only ask @imJunior for it.

I understand that some of you may dislike the quirks of others. However, there is this simple trick to allow you to easily disregard the quirk entirely! I have attached an image bellow. *NOTE: if this button is not available, that likely means the user is not using the automatic, built-in quirk feature of Chittr.ing. If the Chitts they sent are illegible and they do not use the autoquirk feature, you may disregard the above message and cull them.
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒊⒊ — @cryhoundColortura Florid !!!!!! We interr↑t your Dashviewing to bring you a VERY SPECIAL SEGMENT for the Yaoi Fairy himself. I’ve never written BL, so feel free to THROW STUFF AT ME if it’s Bad. These characters are from Stillbody Festivity, which I DO NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT, FOR THE RECORD. But it’s pretty Vanilla from here. HERE WE GO: Morishige didn’t know how long he had been staring at the imperfections of the wall. A featureless, unassuming display, and yet he couldn’t help but peer at it like there were secrets in the offbeat scribble, the closest approximation of graffiti. At this point he’d even take the cracks for a message worth deciphering. Maybe it was that his mind was far more unwelcoming. It broached a face that made his pusher speed ↑. Even his name made his face burn with fluster. He and flushed feelings have never formally met, and yet he knew this feeling all too well. That blond bastard. It took him a while until he realized he was tracing the contours of his face into the table. His prong curled in protest. Kishinuma Yoshiki. “Hey.” The silence of the room was broken by an achingly familiar voice. He hadn’t even noticed someone entered. “You’re not busy, are you?” He turned to face the Man of the Hour. Kishinuma had his arms folded, but there was a striking, almost uncharacteristic gentleness to his face. Morishige echoed the motion like he had better things to do. “Why do you ask?” “Could we 🗨?” The words caught in his throat. His thoughts scrambled to predict the reason, a fruitless endeavor. “Sure.” Sakutaro said after an uncertain beat. “What’s bothering you this time?” Yoshiki leaned against the adjacent wall, prongs cushioning his atlas. And yet Morishige noticed the unshakable expression on his face. Akin to bad taste in his gaper, a visual discomfort that made him shuffle in place. It took him a while for him to spit something out. “Don’t look at me like that, damnit.” “... Sorry?” The nerd did an inward double take. “Whenever you look at me, it’s. I don’t [HONK]in’ know. It’s… it’s *intoxicating.*” “What are you going on about?” “Can you give me a second?!” “You’ve been hemming and hawing for three minutes already. I took you for the straightforward kind.” Morishige rested his chin on an open prong, watching him tauntingly. “Is it really that hard to–” “–I ♥ you, OKAY?!” The room fell dead silent. “In a red way. Is that what you wanted to hear? Huh? Damn, you’re desperate.” Yoshiki laughed pointedly, color rushing to his cheeks. He couldn’t dare look the other in the bulb. Morishige closed the proximity without thought. “Hey.” Sakutaro c↑ped his cheek, coaxing Yoshiki to face him. A mere touch made the jock frown in shame, hesitant to melt into the touch. “I knew you were reckless, but not *this* reckless. Running headlong into a confession is a fool’s gambit.” “Yeah,” the other huffed. “So what–-” The scene culminated with a sudden meeting of their lips. The two had their bulbs open, for differing reasons, before they settled in the taste of romance. The world seemed to slow, audience to their burgeoning affection. Colours exploded and danced around them in a cloying sweetness. Everything was rose. As they parted, they shared the same reaction. A swelling, drunken relief. “... does that answer your question?” Morishige mumbled in his spell of shock. But no answer was given. The two spent a while basking in the afterglow of the moment. It was nice. AND ✂!! THE END. I spent way too long figuring out how to ✎ this. Who knew Gander Grimzl could make fanfiction? I sure didn’t. *sweat!* Anyway, here’s the MAIN main course of the post. Unless this was all you were here for. In which you should probably see yourself out before we Nerd It ↑ in here. Let’s Take A Gander at Florid Nikimo! (CROWD CHEER!) The elusive Yaoi Fairy, the only one (⒈) on the platform. Florid is the embodiment of a GOOD TIME. Enthusiastic and friendly to almost all, he coaxes you to enjoy yourself and do what your PUSHER TELLS YOU TO. A number of his posts reflect that attitude: excitable, fun, if not FORWARD at times. He knows what he wants and will openly EXPRESS THAT through everything he does. A skill many people struggle to harness. I usually try to keep a user’s desires to a minimum but Florid’s affection is CENTRAL TO HIS CHARACTER. He has enough to keep a subgrub running, dare I say two (⒉)? He leads a simple life: post whatever’s on the pan, fall in ♥ with ideas and people, and try to inspire that in OTHERS, whether that be deliberate or just by being a Hatched Charmer. His natural aegyo is JUST SO REFRESHING! (CROWD WOW!) Like the noble barkbeast, he is a PROTECTOR AND SHEPHERD. And similar to the proactive beast, he cannot STAND STAGNANCY. I surmise a part of himself is constantly on the run like a daring wanderluster. He loses himself in flushred stories where people are unabashedly eating face (or ‘out’ #suggestive), in places where he can root for his friends, and even in his MIND, where it’s probable he runs laps like chasing tail. He is always on the move, figuratively or literally. Call his excitability overindulgence, but what’s so ✕ about being selfish sometimes? He has enough care for Everybody. There’s a likely chance this behavior stems from a “YOU GET WHAT YOU GIVE” mindset. He anticipates everyone (⒈) to RETURN THE FAVOR. However, this demeanor creates frustration and even desperation in places it isn’t reciprocated. That is to say, he is MAJORLY AFFECTION-★VED. Not that he doesn’t receive enough. It’s that he can’t GET enough of it. He functions off of care like an old locomotive that craves coal, LOTS OF IT. It’s not necessarily bad——after all, everyone craves to be ♥d——but circling back to the focality of affection, he needs it LEAGUES more than the average troll. Without it, he reaches stagnancy, idleness that isn’t of his own volition. And I think that’s what he dislikes the most——being alone. Florid takes to his platform like an emotional mask. Sure, he’s especially open about his outer emotions, but his inner emotions are difficult to Get Ahold Of. Something tells me there’s a lot he keeps under wraps, and a part of himself that shies away from others. Usually when I ✎ these there’s some aspect I hinge off and posture as a piece of evidence, but with Florid, it’s especially harder to discern. Perhaps it’s Deliberate to be that way, his truths cleverly pushed under layers ↑on layers of Enthusiasm. Maybe it's an unevidenced conjecture, but I believe a fear takes mount deep inside like a pit in the tract. “Maybe I’m being too much; should I tone it ↓; what if They Don’t Like Me?” may be common statements in his mind. He can become self-conscious and even paranoid when unaccompanied. A pervading challenge for the nurturing kind. You choose kindness in a world where it’s scarce. Like a wise Badge once told me, it’s the bravest thing you can be. You recover it in the PEOPLE AROUND YOU, comforting them where it’s needed, and going on the offence where it’s challenged. But a major part of your kindness is in the fact you need it returned to feel like a worthy person. There’s so much to go around, and some of that should go to YOU. That’s why I think we should do more to APPRECIATE YOU. As the onlooker watching you take on the world with enthusiasm, you’re a sparkling jewel that everyone else adores. Please keep being yourself. Just know this: each and every layer of yourself is all the more reason to be appreciated. You are an experience to be celebrated. (CROWD AWW!) (SUSPECTED CLASSPECT: SYLPH OF HEART? Truly attuned to the power of PASSION, INSTINCT AND ROMANCE. Urges others to believe in themself. The most empathetic person you might ever Meet On Here. His apotheculler nature also brings me to this conclusion; he actively chooses to heal those around him, physically OR emotionally.) Make sure you give Florid a BIG BIG BIG FOLLOW. If you’re reading this, I’m glad you stuck around Until The End. Like, seriously. THANK YOU SO MUCH, I’LL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT ONE! #gandertag #yaoi #floridyoureawesome #keepbeingyou #noonecanstealtheapothecullersthunder

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthere iz p01ite. tthen tthere iz zucking up. ttheze are different tthingz. but tthank y0u f0r pr0viding an exce11ent examp1e 0f tthe 1atter. [END MESSAGE]
>>| .i sense someone did not take .a shower. go .and throw yourself .into .a lake .or .into the .ocean.
𖦏ne Of My Favorite Ways I've Been Gifted Jewelry. #thec𖦏llection

SHE TООООK MY MLH BRUSHABLES
A joyous juneteenth and very happy #funnymailboxfriday to all of you out there. Out of respect for this historical day of liberation it is a holiday in my region. However, I will still post a mailbox to brighten your day. [Today's mailbox has been sculpted and painted to resemble a typical cardboard box, complete with an oversized label with the address number on it. The only thing ruining the illusion is the mailbox flag and the fact that it rests on a wooden post like most mailboxes do.]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthiz quezti0n iz fr0m @zec0ndtimezthecharm z0 paz i wi11 ch00ze mercy tthiz ttime and inztead azk y0u what y0u 1ike in f1uzh and pitch perz0na1ity-wize. y0u’re z0 we1c0me. [EMOTION: embarrazzment.] tthank y0u f0r tthe mercy. it iz hard tt0 exp1ain rea11y. tthere iz a wide variety in any f1uzh cruzhez i have had. i zupp0ze c0nfidence haz been a c0mm0n 0ne. z0me0ne wh0 iz wi11ing tt0 banter with me iz an0ther. tthere are admitted1y n0t many 0ther c0mm0n den0minat0rz. m0zt are 0nez i have z0rt 0f ztumb1ed int0 after bec0ming c10ze with z0me0ne. ha ha. az f0r pitch. i am unzure. i d0 n0t have any experience with it z0 far. #azkpazca1 #quadta1k httpz://f0rmz.g1e/da65wuepmq9x46pe7 [END MESSAGE]

THE THOUGHT ISS APPRECIATED HEHEHE >83
Take number twoo! https://f!le.garden/ajMSoodgdTnvQsq1t/Zyleth_Bugcatch!ng.png

xx_THANKS_BABE_@malleablePersonage_xx

∘☽ ehm....well now I feel rather embarassed by how dramatic I assumed it would be.. I shall offer a snail fact. Snails can lay about 100 eggs in a singular clutch, but only about 20 to 50 make it maturity. #Snailposting ☾∘

* hell no she cooks like shit

[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0bzervati0nz are c0mp1ete. hiz pazzing wi11 zerve az a warning. #death [END MESSAGE]

(Visions of sugar plum fairies dance through Posnah's head.)

✿ s𖧧𖥧ll n❦ s𖥧gn ❦f 𖧧hem, 𖧧he ca𖧧ches w𖥧ll be many ✿

#fishingfrriday but I just jump in and catch a big salmon in my mouth.

[|87 :: The sc;ent;f;c theory ;s cr;t;cal to understand;n the world around you. For example, my hypothes;s for why someone ;s ;nsufferable could be that they d;dn't get enough love from the;r lusus, or that they may have a pan ;njury. My test would be to poke and prod at them (metaphor;cally or l;terally ;f 1 can crack open the;r skull and l00k w;th a m;croscope) unt;l they g;ve me an answer, and so the theory ;s that they are a chud because of XYZ. 1 h;ghly suggest others employ the sc;ent;f;c method ;n the;r day to day l;ves. 1f not for try;n to learn, then s;mply just for the sh;ts and g;ggles. #v;olence #gore
≈B3ST PART OF USIN ANY PRONOUNS IS THAT ITS IMPOSSIBL3 2 MISG3ND3R M3 H3H3H3H3≈
>>| finally moved .out .and my stuff. thanks yet .again to @consequentlyoblique. .and yes, .i will thank .again no matter the .amount .of .it. i .also want to thank .everyone .else. for .everything .and for the rescue. .and .i'm .also sorry. sorry for making .all my friends worry. .i have nothing .in my defense. .i should do .it .earlier, but. better late than never? .i'm sorry.
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I reałły øught tø have been a døcterrør. My shitty handwriting is gøing tø waste łike this.
√(Nah, it just adds to your kull/kult scores [positive and negative respectively]. There are so many accounts that hate literally every post that we all just kinda go "Oh wow. Another. How original" No one's mad about getting hated. We're just laughing at the edgelords doing it lmfao)²

ᐖ MOST ᐖA FINGZ I HATE I ONLY HATE BᑈUZ I GIVING MIXEᐖ REAᑈTIONS OR GEARING UP FOR MY #FINISHINGMOVE (4-TAP ᑈOMBO + 🤪) SO ᐖIS MY WISᐖOM FOR ᐖA HATERS ON HERE NAWT MY HATERS. JUS ᐖA HATERZ. U INFLATING UR HATE MARKET. IT ᐖGONT MEAN NUFFIN WHEN U HATE. NOW U ᑈANT EVER SMAᑈK SUMBUᐖY AN HAVE IT MEAN SOMEFIN U GAWTTA KNO. WHEN TO HOLᐖ EM. WHEN 2 FOLᐖ EM. ANᐖ OTHER SUᑈH FINGZ. ITZ LIEK ᑈUSS WORᐖS IF U SWEAR ALL ᐖA TIEM NOBOᐖY BAT AN EYE WHEN U SWEAR BUT IF LIEK BOᐖIE OR HIMERO ᑈAME ON ᐖIS POAST AN TOLᐖ ME 2 FUᑈK MYSELF WE'ᐖ ALL BE LIEK HUEH!!!??!!?!??!??!??!??!!? #MYWIZᐖOM ᐛ
>>| you know what. .i'm done. .i may just touch grass. .or get .a drink from tavern. .anything besides watching crapshow .unfolding .into .one dimension.

xx_whgat_if_chchow_wuz_a_beauteeful_mothf_xx

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i wi11 n0t. it wi11 be a g00d pi10t. i wi11 0n1y zcream at her a 1itt1e. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] a nicer ttechnician haz c0me tthr0ugh. i can uze my v0ice again. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] a g00d ttime f0r my v0ice tt0 be back z0 i can zcream in rage at tthiz. [END MESSAGE]

Hate that in genuinely enjoying drawing ponies after like a decade rip kid me ud b so proud))
I do have a ponysona. You can look at me 💜 https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/69446387_DVEHR1WvP7H3F20.png

>>>(#Vu1nerab1eTarget) >>>(Captured) 1¡ve on camera >>>(Rea1) and ¡n the f1eડh
Last post so bad im being taken out back to be shot like old yeller

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ...i am ztarting tt0 tthink i zh0u1d have 1eft y0u an azziztant b0t tt00. [END MESSAGE]

Draws the bulge shape oon terrarium walls
worried about horrorterrors? try this: really big flashlight

you 🤝 me the slappening

YOu SPEAK WITH THE PRETENSION AND POSERLY GRAVITAS OF SOMEONE WHO SINCERELY BELIEVES THEY DESERVE TO EXIST. YOu SPEAK. BuT HAVE NOTHING TO SAY. YOu ARE ALREADY HERE. BuT WITH NOTHING TO DO. YOu ARRIVED. BuT BROuGHT NOTHING TO THE GODDAMN TABLE. YOu BITCHLESS IRRITANT. EVEN THE CAIRO OVERCOAT IS POORLY TAILORED FOR uGLY ASS FREAKISHLY VEINY ARMS AND DuMBFuCK WINGLESS STATuRE SuCH AS YOuR OWN. YOu ARE STuNTED. A FAILED ADuLT. A MONuMENT TO HAVING BEEN FuCKED SO uNRECOGNIZABLY BEYOND SALVAGING. YOu CANNOT EVEN CALL YOuRSELF CALIBORN ANYMORE. YOu ARE IF ADOLESCENCE ITSELF HAD AN ABORTION. NO FEATS. ONLY POTENTIAL ENGLISH MAN. NO SuCCESS. YOuR GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT. IS ALLEGEDLY. FORMERLY. BEING ME. NO ONE IS SCARED OF YOu. IMPRESSED BY YOu. AND BEYOND ME. EVEN ACKNOWLEDGES YOuR JANKY BITCHASS WALKING EPILEPSY WARNING FLAT CHEEKED ASS. WHERE DID IT ALL GO? IS YOuR ASS A SOLAR PANEL TO CHARGE ALL THOSE TINSEL LIGHTS? YOu CHRISTMAS CuCKOLD? YOu ARE THE MOST SKIPPABLE PART. IN MY ENTIRE MYTHOS. A COMPuTER VIRuS. CuCKED FROM GREATER PLOT RELEVANCE. BY FuCKING WINDOWS DEFENDER. YOu ARE A SAD. STuPID BITCH. uNDESERVING OF THE ME-APPOINTED TITLE OF LORD. I WOuLD CALL YOu ENGLISH. BuT YOuR PAVEMENT SCRAPING BALLS. AND GONOD TIER DICKISH DIGS. MAKE IT HARD TO CALL YOuR VOICE ANYTHING BuT COMPENSATING FOR EVERYTHING. IS IT COLD. IN THE INKY BLACK REACHES OF SPACE. OR DOES BEING BuTTFuCKED BY A MuSCuLAR HORSE FETISHIST. BEING CRAMMED INTO A RECOMBINANT WALKING CLOWN CAR STYLE ORGY. OF EVERYONE’S LEAST FAVORITES. MAKE YOuR SCHLONG RETRACT INTO YOuR PuBIC BONE. uNTIL YOuR JuNK RESEMBLES YOuR SISTER’S. YOu STuPID FuCKING HALFWIT. @themanintheCairoovercoat TAKE THAT SHIT OFF AND WEAR SOMETHING MORE YOuR SPEED. LIKE A SET OF BuTLER DuDS. YOu LIVE TO SERVE ME. YOu BITCHMADE LITTLE FuDDY DuDDY FuCKHEAD. I LIKED YOu BETTER WHEN YOu RESEMBLED THE JACKASS IN THE BOX GuY. YOu DESERVED TO BE KILLED OFFSCREEN IN ONE LINE. BuT HERE IS A COuPLE MORE. THIS WAY YOuR DEATH IS uNAMBIGuOuS THIS TIME. tumut

>> wheeeee

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[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt turnz 0utt vi01ent1y jettiz0ning z0mething int0 zpace he1pz a 10tt. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] thiz inf0rmati0n iz being fi1ed away. thank y0u. [END MESSAGE]

“PADDINGTON BEAR”: IF THAT LITTLE MONSTER SHOWED ṴP HERE HE WOṴLD BE EATING SHIT SANDWICH LET’S JṴST SAY
>>| somehow just rolling .around .on the floor .is fun.

[BEGIN MESSAGE] i wi11 be turning my em0ti0nz 0ff f0r the nextt few h0urz z0 i d0 n0tt try and murder my crew. #death [END MESSAGE]
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your little wizard friend continues to patter about in front of you, just out of sight, occasionally poking its head out of various bushes and shrubs to eagerly check if you're still following it. it seems excited when it sees you still are

I øught tø get a møre fłattering icøn, but this øne truły døes cømmunicate my usuał expressiøn when reading Chittr.

★ctu★lly th★t's gi★nt slitherf★ng venom, th★t's worse.
there i$ no "not all ¢lown$" btw if they willingly don the paint, they're inherently a¢¢epting a lega¢y of $ubjugation and violen¢e toward$ tho$e they ¢on$ider beneath them there i$ no $u¢h thing a$ a good ¢lown and it'$ not hemoi$t to $ay that

A ferret.. Just a furry n-o-o--o-o-dle. Y'kn-o-o-w?

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ugh. *i* kn0w. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] thiz unitt kn0wz. thank y0u a11 the zame. [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] itt iz her!!!! [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ap010giez t0 my crew f0r zpeeding up. i waz excited. [END MESSAGE]

peel your apples. the skin is an external organ made to dehydrate your flesh

Mmmm yummy cosmos

C'mere Chittr users. I have a gift. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b5b487b7092.jpg
Yᛟ ᛒᚱING ᛗE A NEᚱD IᛗᛗA TᛟSS Eᛗ Sᛟ FAᚱ TᚺEY SᚺᛟᛟT ᛟFF LIKE TEAᛗ ᚱᛟCKET 💪💫 ᛒLASTING ᛟFF AGAIN 👏‼️
[ >NOW ALL THE MAIDENS ON THE FLOOR START ERODING ! (A HARSH WIND ENVELOPES THE CLUB)_ ]

sometimes barkbeasts are better... sometimes purrbeasts are better... it depends on the night i think
Ї 𝔥🅞pe whﻉ𝐧 I 𝕕𝙞ɘ, my ⒮ש⒜𝐧⒮🅞n𝙜 שɨɭ𝕝 be bﻉα𝕦ti𝒇uɭ. 🄷ﻉ𝙖𝕣𝐝 ⓐᶜɼ🅾𝔰s ﻉνerሃ 𝖈🅞rn𝙚r 🄾𝒇 ʇ𝐡e u𝐧iᴠ𝙚𝕣𝔰e. 𝓛ikﻉ ⓐ 𝙜α𝐬ṗ of ⒜iɼ, 𝖈𝙡ɘⓐr ⓐⁿ𝙙 ⒮a𝙩𝙞𝐬f⒴iⁿƃ, ⒜𝐧d t𝔥ɘń ńⓞ𝖙𝐡iᴎg.
☀︎ᯓDiD Y☆U Kn☆w tHaT PrEcI☆Us hEaVy mEtAlS LiKe g☆lD AnD PlAtInUm aReN'T CrEaTeD In tYpIcAl sUpErN☆VaS ThEy aRe ☆NlY F☆RmEd wHeN InCrEdIbLy dEnSe dEaD StElLaR C☆ReS Kn☆wN As nEuTr☆n sTaRs c☆lLiDeᯓ☾

hoooooly shi+++ jus+ found a super old pic of me and lix. like. +hird da+e ever shi+. ins+an+ pfp omggggggg h++ps://cdn.imgches+.com/files/309161cf4e6a.png

DELICIOUS STELLAR ENERGY.
⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Some of you are not even a small fraction of an iota interesting enough to be doing Q&As ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ In fact, I suspect many are padding the numbers by sending in "anonymous" questions to themselves ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ Artifical inflation of interest. ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ⋅˚₊‧ ଳ ‧₊˚ ⋅
☀︎ᯓDiD Y☆U Kn☆w m☆sT StArS TrAvEl tHe gAlAxY WiTh c☆mPaNi☆nS ☆r iN ClUsTeRs. BuT N☆T AlL StArS D☆ tHaT. ☆Ur sUn, F☆R ExAmPlE M☆VeS ThR☆UgH ThE GaLaXy wItH☆Ut a sTeLlAr c☆mPaNi☆nᯓ☾
꒰(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it꒱
nO sOrry i’m in the “bugs are in my skin” bOdy hOrrOr nOt flesh centered area fOr tOnight #hOrrOr
꒰@ everyone on chittr lets all melt together into one terrible mound of flesh!!! //might qualify as #bodyhorror꒱
☀︎ᯓDiD Y☆U Kn☆w tHaT DeSpItE ThErE BeInG HuNdReDs ☆F BiLlI☆Ns ☆F StArS In tHe mIlKy wAy aL☆Ne ☆NlY Ab☆uT 2,000 ArE ViSiBlE T☆ tHe nAkEd eYe ☆N AnY GiVeN DaRk m☆☆NlEsS NiGhTᯓ☾
꒰ঌ Who up digging for little bugs and shit? ໒꒱

X Seeing clown scripts really reminds me why I popped a cap in the face of my chapter’s ringmaster before I left the clurch. #violence x

The fact of the matter is that so many of you are so desperate for attention that you are debasing yourselves right in front of my morning salad. Did you do it? Did you scramble and claw for the one 'like' react you wanted? Are you framing it? Should we tell The Rankmaid?

You want me to lose a sex fight lay an egg in a desolate solar system, and then simp so hard for the person that I lost the sex fight to that I start doing stupid shit in hopes of getting noticed??? Well, I'm asexual. So. Failed step one.

xx_CHCHOW_KEEPZ_GETTING_DISRACTBED_BUT_EHEHGHEHGEHE_@resplendentCandour_ https://iili.io/BmPomdl.png_xx

xx_WAIGHT_CHCHOW_SHOULD_POST_THIS_SEPARATE_FOR_U_GUYES_TO_SEE!!!!_her_beastsona,,, https://iili.io/Bmr7U6g.png_xx

"= idiotic take. and. frankly worse than just culling trolls. go do that. ="

no i think i'll keep whinin' aCtually 'Cus now i know you're 6ettin' pissy about it.
᯽ oh! she's back! i was wondering where she was... [attached is a blurry photo of a massive honeybee lusus. it seemed to be rolling around in a big patch of wildflowers.] ᯽

Alan (M-o-o--o-o-sedad) says, "Sneef sneef sn-o-o-rf."

Clowns will really get on chittr dot ing and say some shit like, "But we only kill by the dozens violently and mercilessly SOMETIMES. We're really just cute nicies little guys. C'mon. I don't even have blood on my shoes or nothing." And we're just supposed to like, Eat it?????
((Rare philox OOC post but I thought people might want to see Philox's sburb consort Meep morp :) this Philox isn't a sburb player but I digress)) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/Meep%20morp.png
B✿ss is bl✿wing up my ph✿ne asking if I can c✿me in ✿n my day ✿ff! Haha! N✿. B:) °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
#titposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac8762791b40.jpg

#MOTHERSDAY. MOTHER GRUB DAY. FEMININE CARETAKER APPRECIATION DAY. ALL-LUSUS DAY. JADEBLOOD APPRECIATION DAY. WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT, WHATEVER MOLDY CORNER OF PARADOX SPACE YOUR VERNACULAR COMES FROM, THE THROUGH-LINE IS OBVIOUS ENOUGH TO ANYONE WITH HALF A SPONGE CELL. WE GET IT. TONIGHT IS A NIGHT TO GET OFF THE LOUNGEPLANK AND THANK SOME MISBEGOTTEN ENTITY IN YOUR LIFE'S HISTORY FOR BEING THE REASON YOU AREN'T A *COMPLETE* FUCK-UP, OR A FLAKING SMEAR ON THE GROUND. AND NOT JUST THE LUSUS-EQUIVALENT THAT KEPT YOUR SORRY SEEDFLAP FROM BEING SQUASHED INTO PASTE. THE ONE, IF ANY, WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT MAYBE THERE WAS MORE TO THE WHOLE SPECTRUM OF TROLL EMOTION THAN HATE AND FEAR. SOMEONE WHOSE METHOD OF REARING YOU HAD SOME FLEETING, THERMODYNAMIC SPECK OF *WARMTH* TO IT. I'M TALKING ABOUT *NURTURE* OVER NATURE. I CHOOSE TO EXTRAPOLATE THAT IF THERE'S ANY DISTINCTION TO BE MADE ABOUT THIS DAY AND ITS INTENDED FOCUS-FIRED TARGET, THIS IS A DAY TO THANK SOMEONE WHO TOOK YOU IN AND SHOWED YOU SOME KIND OF MEANINGFUL KINDNESS WHEN THEY MOST CERTAINLY DIDN'T FUCKING NEED TO. AND DESPITE MY RESERVATIONS ABOUT OPENING A VEIN ON MAIN AND JUST BLEEDING MY STUPID, ACHING PUSHER ALL OVER THE FLOOR WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, I THINK THAT THIS KIND OF SENTIMENT DOES, IN FACT, MATTER. SIGH. I AM GOING TO HATE MYSELF SO MUCH MORE FOR THIS. JUST SKIP THIS CHITT IF YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT AND HAVEN'T ALREADY. MY LUSUS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR A LONG TIME, NOW. SURE. FINE. WHATEVER. I BARELY THOUGHT ABOUT IT UNTIL THE OTHER NIGHT, WHEN COOLSCAR SHOWED OFF THE CRAB LUSII HE TAKES CARE OF ON BEFORUS. BUT DESPITE WHAT AN ORNERY BOTTOMFEEDER HE WAS, HE STILL MADE ROOM FOR ME. AT THE TIME, I THOUGHT THAT WAS ENOUGH. THE MORE I THINK ABOUT IT, THE MORE I THINK I WAS THE ONE WHO SHOWED *HIM* HOW TO STOP HIS INCENSED SCUTTLING FOR A MOMENT AND CHILL THE FUCK OUT WITH A FROZEN ROE CUBE AND A MOMENT OF PEACE. MAYBE HE DID MORE OF THE PROTECTING, AND I DID MORE OF THE NURTURING. WHICH LEADS ME TO WONDER WHERE I GOT IT FROM, IF IT WASN'T FROM HIM. IT'S NO SECRET THAT I DO, IN FACT, GIVE SEVERAL FLYING FUCKS ABOUT THE MAD AND SAD WORLD OF CINEMA. AND I THINK A PART OF THAT IS BECAUSE I WAS RAISED BY MOVIES MORE THAN MY OWN LUSUS, IN SOME WAYS. I MIGHT AS WELL BE THANKING TROLL LORELEI GILMORE OR TROLL PEG BOGGS. IT'S KIND OF PATHETIC TO ADMIT, BUT I THINK I STILL FOUND EXAMPLES OF WHAT TO DO AND HOW TO DO IT JUST BY WATCHING HOW IT *COULD* BE DONE. AND LATER ON, WHEN I HAD THE GOOD GRACE TO SEE MY HOME PLANET GET PELTED WITH METEORS AND HUCKED INTO THE INCIPISPHERE WITH A BUNCH OF BICKERING JABBERMAWS TO GO ON THE BIGGEST FRUITY RUMPUS ASSHOLE MISADVENTURE EVER TO HURL ME ONTO ANOTHER PLANET, I'LL ADMIT THAT I ALSO HAD SOME PRETTY GOOD TEACHERS. KANAYA, FOR ONE. I FEEL LIKE I'M LEARNING FROM HER EVERY DAY, TRYING TO INTERNALIZE SOME SHEDDING FLAKE OF THE SHEER, INTUITIVE VIRTUOSITY WITH WHICH SHE NURTURES LITERALLY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF SCREAMING GRUBS. INSUFFERABLE AS I FIND MOST OF THE BEFORANS I'VE MET, I HAVE TO ADMIT THAT SOME OF THEM KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT WHAT A KINDER, LESS CULL-OR-BE-CULLED WORLD MIGHT LOOK LIKE. AND EVEN SOME OF THE HUMANS, NOW AND AGAIN, WITH THEIR REVOLTING METHOD OF SPAWNING THEIR OWN FLESHY, PINK BLOBLINGS DIRECTLY FROM THEIR BODIES, LEAVE ME WONDERING HOW DIFFERENT IT IS TO REALLY GIVE A SHIT ABOUT A LIFE YOU'RE DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR. SO DESPITE THIS EXHAUSTINGLY LONG TIRADE AND MY NEEDLESSLY CONVOLUTED JUSTIFICATION FOR WHY I'M STRETCHING TODAY'S PREMISE LIKE A SPLINTERING VERTEBRATE ON A TORTURE RACK, I'M PERSONALLY DEDICATING TODAY TO THEM. TO ALL OF THEM. THE CRABDADS AND THE GILMORES AND THE KANAYAS AND THE GROSS, FLESHY, MINIATURE HUMAN SPAWNERS. WHATEVER THEY WERE, THEY WEREN'T JUST THE ONES WHO BEAT DANGER AWAY WITH A STICK. THEY WERE THE ONES WHO TAUGHT ME SOMETHING. AND GOD FUCKING FORBID, IF I SHOULD EVER FIND MYSELF IN THE UNSPEAKABLY MORTIFYING SCENARIO WHERE I EITHER ECTO-CLONE A BUNCH OF WRITHING GRUBS INTO EXISTENCE AGAIN LIKE THE LAST TIME, OR SOME DERANGED MAD SCIENTORTURER SCRAPES MY CELLS WHILE I'M SLEEPING AND MAKES SOME FREAKISH, PETITE-HORNED ABOMINATION, THEN, WELL. I HOPE THAT I'VE LEARNED ENOUGH TO HANDLE IT WELL. MAYBE SOME OF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY. SO, WITH ONE FINAL PUMP-PALPITATING, RETCH-INDUCING SHOW OF EMPHASIS AND IN THE SHORTEST, UNFUSSIEST HUMAN PARLANCE, HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY. SITTING IN THE PARK, I CAREFULLY REMARK "EVERYTHING IS BETTER WHEN YOU'RE LEARNING" YOU WERE IN THE DARK, I WAS IN THE DARK EVERYTHING IS MADE TO KEEP ON TURNING IT'S JUST YOU AND ME DIVINE, A CIRCULAR DESIGN (DO DO-DO DO-DO) TIME AND PLACE IN MIND POINTS ALONG A LINE (DO DO-DO DO-DO) YOU AND ME RETURN TO BE IN ORBIT ALL THE TIME YOU TURN AWAY AND AROUND I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN, I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/TRACK/70IXQPO3KJR0CJTUQE3UMI?SI=D246E182B4D14A4A #LYRICPOSTING
[ >MAYHAPS THE FEED WAS TOO BUSY WITH NONSENSE "CONFESSIONS" AND DEBAUCHERY YESTERNIGHT FOR THE DENIZENS OF THE CHITTRING REALM TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE MIGHTY VISAGE OF MINE LUSUS. BEHOLDETH HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/05/08/AKRAVI-LUSUS.MD.PNG_ ]

(\ /) morning. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-09_111203640.png

Confession: Some of you ★re toler★ble. Lik★ble even.
<Almŏst lŏst my ălŏŏf, / hŭmŏrŏŭs dĕmĕănŏr thĕrĕ ănd / gŏt tŏŏ gĕnŭĭnĕ fŏr / ă sĕcŏnd. Anywăy.>

Wishful thinking

Bro tag your nsfw
[ >METHINKS THE TIDE IS LOW LEAVING THEM ALL WASHED UP, HEHOO #WORDPLAY #JESTSANDJAPES_ ]

I think we can all agree that I am universally beloved on chittr dot ing and

It's too late for me, I'm already on my way to the ocean. It was nice knowing you.

Oh god. Okay, I'll eat the asparagus.

ᐖ BWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK ᐛ

i think bugs. should vote. #voteknytte. #bugsuffrage.

I'm gonna break the bit for like one second to say IF YOU ACTUALLY GENUINELY WANT TO SEE YOUR KISMESIS DIE??? DEAD IN THE GROUND?????? YOU'RE WRONG. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG. YOU'VE FUCKED UP THE QUADRANT. GO AWAY. STUPID.
I have never hated a Film Adaption of a Musical as much as Cats....But Into the Woods is an Extremely close Second Place oh my gog I Despise the Film Into the Woods...Coincidentally both have one of my most Hated Actors of all time as a Major Character.
I have without a doubt returned to a stablle state of mind, to which I am plleased to inform all .6 individualls on average to whom this is of interest to, now is an appropriate time to say something such as "Gllad that is over" In unrellated news, I have engaged with 18 hours of videos on lline, all rellated to the subject of modern allternian historians rellaying swordsmanship stylles of my era in an educationall format. Every llast one is both incorrect and of fllawed quallity as well, and I remain shocked that the authors feell no shame. I do not bellieve they even went so far as to get a singlle swordkind user as a consulltant. Shame for 100 sweeps. I am drafting an ellectronic maill to these assorted 29 creators, and intend to give them a dressing down, allong with a personall schoollfeeding session, for a true master of the bllade is thorough.
Gog I fucking Love the Witch from Into the Woods, she is my Favorite Character in All Honestly...the Actress Choice made in the Original Stageshow does not help as I Adore her, one of my favorite Musical Theater Actresses of All Time!!!
"The path has Strayed from you" that line...it might be one of the Best this Musical has (excluding comedic lines).
My favourite Joke in Into the Woods is still and will Always be when they Sacrifice the Narrator and the whole Scene around it.
<Wĕll. I'm nŏt lĕttĭng / ă lĭttlĕ bĭt ŏf / ă hăŭntĭng rŭĭn my / ĕvĕnĭng. Tĭmĕ fŏr my / nĭghtly ăllŏtmĕnt ŏf mărzĭpăn.>

Have I not seen enough in this cruel cruel cruel world.

my pet. attack beetle. #beetleposting #bugposting https://64.media.tumblr.com/e375d8eed0f3eb48d884f093a5258d2a/75f45ea1af71d3e5-11/s100x200/83bd1b2bcbb79afdcd5a986b1ff880da501a76f4.webp
[⚙︎ Been to|d I shou|d post the |aziest thing in the wor|d before I put on my vest. https://i.postimg.cc/P59q112t/image.png ⚙︎]
>if you're focused on a specific caste, or set of castes, rather than an individual, thats pound for pound creepy fetish type stuff

...everyone must be so nicies to me always because even though i am apparently unfathomably old my #feefees are so delicate and tender that i become enraged by getting called stupid on the splinternet by what are comparatively children to me. i must blow up about this immediately, posthaste...

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Fun Fact: The Fact Sphere is always correct. It gets its facts from reputable sources, such as itself.

Why are there people from TF2 beefing in my mentions right now. I'm the fucking President. I have a trebuchet. I have LALONDES.
how is the christian troll still allive is he deftlly weaving between spike traps and bombs llike some kinda cartoon?

#musicposting https://youtu.be/8GXDBZyG4Rw?si=mzTek8-AD_-RSRdJ (Tally Hall-Ruler of Everything) I am gonna post a couple songs in a row, you get to tell me the theme if you want
Ah found a neat rock ♆hi∫e ♆a∫kin' around the fie∫d. https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi∫es/c3eae3981f84.png

today i learned that there was once a massive, school-bus-sized, intelligent squid that was killing ichthyosaurs and using their remains to create self-portraits. these things were REGULARLY Hunting down Mosasaurus for shits and giggles and using their mutilated corpses to make Self portraits.... imagine encountering a fucking 60ft OCTOPUS

Went to the store at 4AM, only to see the staff in shambles trying to catch something? didn't initially see it but this stupid looking thing was the creature in question https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ac/c5/ab/acc5ab46709c3beb92e443128d0f8bd2.jpg

DMS: DEEP MṴRKY SEDIMENT. I AM IN IT TOO!

I KNOW THERE IS A JACKET OVER IT. I JuST FIGuRED IT WAS COVERING. THE FuCKuGLY. HIDEOuS. FESTERING WOuND. AND QuASIMODO STYLE. HuNCHSIDE. OF NOTRE. DAMN. YOu LOOK LIKE THIS. BuT IT IS OKAY TO BE HIDEOuSLY DEFORMED. I LOST A TOOTH ONCE. IT WAS BRuTAL. BuT I RECOVERED. YOu MIGHT TOO.

orb! orb! orb! orb! orb! (ponder that funky orb).

this was so hard to actually type because I kept going "sear beem"
^v it's times lyke this where all you can do is wonder hw it all could have been diffferent

#beetleposting #bugposting https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/image.png

While I would apologize for my behavior last night, that would imply the thought of not doing it again, which is false. I apologize, but like your toxic ex, my behavior will not change.
Xx ya weRe Really clOse tO givin One yOuR lOgin infO because yOu weRe sOOO cOnvinced tHey'd gOtten lOcked Outta tHeiR accOunt and needed tO "bORROw" a few bucks tO take a cab back Hive EHEHEHEH XD tHat was just a few weeks agO bROski! dOn't tell me ya dOn't RemembeR xX

I AM DROWNING AND EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE. BETTER DOWN AN 18 LITER OF MALT LIQuOR.

caspteralism > capitalism
Ehm... Botanical journal entry..number one... (' . ' ❀) I like to walk around in the forest I live in allot... I always find such lovely plants to study and observe...(^ . ^ ❀) This time...I found a pretty field...full of midas's touch blooms... They get their name because of their gold... yellow like hues... and due to them being parasitic flowers... that will turn all other flowers into their same yellow hue with time... (^ o ^ ❀) I'm so happy to be lucky enough... to have found a field that hasn't been fully overtaken yet... the white flowers are common milkpock flowers...they're known for how..easy they are to grow...and their weird scent of milk... (^ . ^ ❀) #BotanicalJournal#1 https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/philox%20forest%20picture.png
Not all wishes come true. Sorry.

Au WHERE I'M HAPPY. FuLFILLED. RAINBOWS IN THE SKY. PEACE OVERSEAS. NO ONE ARGuES. PEOPLE LOVE AGAIN. GAS IS uNDER A DOLLAR A GALLON. HOuSING IS AFFORDABLE. AND CASPER COOPER ON CHITTR DOT COM IS FORGOTTEN ABOuT.

Too many islands. Too many parties. I want to nap.
<3-Sometimes-I-put-a-fake-X-in-the-sand-to-prank-flarpers.-Watched-one-dig-for-like-eight-hours.

Youll n3v3r 233 m3 po2t about or talk about my bulg3 cau23 why th3 fuck would I t3ll any of you w3irdo2 about that 2hit Fr3ak2 #n2fw
Your name is RAKSHA PALIXI. Your HIVE is situated on the edge of a JUNKYARD, which is ideal for your MYRIAD ENGINEERING PROJECTS. While you enjoy working on these creations immensely, they exist as much to facilitate your PRETTY BORING JOB as they do to distract from it. As it turns out, WASTE MANAGEMENT is only rarely as exciting and lethal as it is in the MOVIES. Fortunately, you have other things to soothe your DISILLUSIONED SOUL, such as NICHE MUSIC, an interest which often drives you to DUBIOUSLY LEGAL CLUBS. You have met many of your BEST FRIENDS in such locales, and often distribute RECORDINGS of the shows in OUTMODED FORMATS. You also have many passing interests such as MYCOLOGY, HAND SEWING, TAX LAW, and RETRO GAMING. Your trolltag is subparNova and [⚙︎ Your messages are de|ivered in the form of cassette tapes. For the vibe, rea||y. ⚙︎]
surly 10 trylenols w1ll do the tr1ck for the m1nd honey headache
Minor typo but I got the jist. You've got the pusher for being rude, but need to work on your technique. Solid 6.5/10

Maybe if we spell words correctly on their tits we can fix the education system.

GOOD NEWS EVERY ONE!!!! THE CAR THAT IS NOT MINE THAT HAD THE SPECIAL SOMETHING IN THE TRUNK HAS NOW BEEN DISPOSED OF!!! IN A LAKE TO BE SPECIFIC!!! AS THE ITALIANS WOULD SAY!! THEY'RE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHIES!!! MAMMA MIA!!!!

My heart gets all warm when I open up my notifs and Caliborn is spewing his shit to someone in there.

My jesterly jingling gets me out of trouble every time.
♤ I Could Conduct A Rudimentary Poll About Trollimede. Whether We Think They Are A Caste Chaser. If You Believe So, Please Like The Post. If You Do Not, You Can Pity. If You Do Not Know Who I'm Talking About Either Familiarize Yourself Or Just Mediate I Guess? ♤

◌ I worry he would have a fetish for that as well. ⧂

I hope he drowns. Cosmo, Wanda, I wish that blue bitch falls in and drowns.

SOME OF YOu PEOPLE. EXPECT OTHERS. TO BE FuNCTIONALLY INFINITE uSE. EMOTIONAL DOuCHES. FOR YOuR ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. AND STuNTED GROWTH. AND I THINK. THAT IS WONDERFuL. IF YOu ARE STRONG ENOuGH. TO ENSLAVE SOMEBODY TO YOuR WHIMS. EVEN IF YOuR WHIMS ARE CATTY INTERNET DRAMA. FuCKING GO FOR IT. THAT IS AN EXCELLENT WAY. NOT TO DEAL WITH YOuR PROBLEMS. BuT TO ENSuRE SOME BETA BITCH DOES INSTEAD.
TOLD THE COUNCIL OF ZOURCEROR'Z I'D WORK ON MY CAZTING DIDN'T ZAY WHAT KIND!!!▽☆ #FIZHINGFRIDAY
Ɏ the flock. #myblea-a-atbea-a-asts [ https://file.ga-a-arden/a-a-ad5G09foF0kA-A-AW8K_/blea-a-atbea-a-asts.png ] Ɏ

She acts so smug for a woman who doesn’t pay any rent to live in my hive. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1072.jpeg
i pefer a flash light but ok ? -from the office of ace dick detective agency
2ome a you VVould benefIIt heavIIly from actually gettIIn laIId IIn2tead a tryIIn and faIIlIIn to make u2 all thIInk you have game. and by 2ome a you, II mean thII2 from the bottom a my bloodpu2her, all a you VVho go about braggIIn an gloatIIn an 2hoVVboatIIn about ju2t hoVV much nook you 2lam and bulge you 2uck ad nau2eum. ju2t tell u2 you're compen2atIIn at thII2 poIInt. #n2fVV #vaguepo2tIIng

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://files.catbox.moe/w0ohtt.png starry photo of a starry thing i had. ]
new icon THen. THiS iS THe carving i keep on me, it'S of my luSuS. but i make THingS like THiS all THe time, keepS my handS occupied. httpS://64.media.tumblr.com/43569f88baae7ecb4a16ccd220ee27a3/a585b0a74fcab939-5a/S1280x1920/40a61be7176cd4a923728d3aab65c3b9a485d475.png
★★★ I MADE UP MY OWN SIGN! IT'S A GALAXY!!! WITH STARS!!! ★★★
{had someone say my chitts are "pale farming" as if you all aren't languishing languidly on the preverbal shitty loungeplank that is chittr. A hivey can't even complain anymore.}
<*rĕstŏrĕs yŏŭr ŏrb* 🔮>
obama being replaced by some fuckin orb sounds like an earth problem #dontgiveafuckaboutearthgang
DiD yOu knOw? YOu can DOnate One Or aLL Of yOur vitaL OrGanS tO the aperture Science SeLf ESteme FunD FOr GirLS? It'S true!
<Onĕ ŏf măny jŏys / ĭn lĭfĕ ĭs gĕttĭng / tŏ bĕ ŏbnŏxĭŏŭs ŏn / thĕ ĭntĕrnĕt bĕcăŭsĕ I'll / nĕvĕr knŏw ăt lĕăst / 90 pĕrcĕnt ŏf yŏŭ / pĕrsŏnălly.>

y0u are in fact 0b1igated t0 f100d a r00m with 1iquid nitr0gen in caze 0f a fire.
Somehow it had not really occurred to me that ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le might like seeing me around. I mean! Outside of the ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le I've talked to and whatnot! There's something very sꫂ❁ecial about that actually <:) Knowing you might matter even to the ꫂ❁eoꫂ❁le you haven't ꫂ❁ersonally connected with yet Something something strangers are just friends you haven't met!! ❣︎
i think the chittr anonymous mods are farming our data and putting it in the water that turns the frogs gay (Yes we are.)
I fear that a lot of it is a tyꫂ❁e of attention that is not necessarily good for you :( ❣︎
Who THe FUCK told my SSiSSter about fight night and why iSS SShe meSSSSaging me aSSking what I know about it??? Fuck all? ObviouSSly? Why would I go to an event like THat??? But SShe'SS SSaying SShe wantSS to go and be a ref next time becauSSe SShe THinkSS it'd be funny.
hold up yeah fuck yes i know you're gonna give the realest report i've seen your posting spare no details i ain't no weak stomach bitch

















































