Arty
@secondtimesThecharm
Mostly void, partially stars ✨ (OOC account is cloudbatCave!)
I did have fun inventing the jokey personality. But I can drop it when I need to. Sometimes even that gets boring.
Wow y’all liked that one lmfao maybe I should buy a car for the hell of it. I can drive, I just don’t own one rn.
I’m not a sadist that’s someone else I know but I just think running someone over is inherently funny in a looney tunes way
Offer: I hit you with a car You receive: broken bones
Never mind, making fun of anyone else canceled, we have someone drawing smug six sweep old “nar har I’m better than you” memes and it’s fucking hilarious.
Like yeah I can extract all the metal out of a living body without lifting a finger and add it to my own, but if I posted about nothing but that I’d be boring as fuck. I have hobbies. I have kitties. I’ve been getting really into sand art lately. You know?
.) QQh, sand art sQunds super cQQl! Like, building sandcastles? ))
.) Qh, cQQl! I'll lQQk it up, and maybe sQme Qf my friends might be interested in making sand art tQQ! They're, like, way mQre artsy than me, but I like tQ try and give things a gQ! ))
All you gotta do is buy some colored sand and a tray or something and go nuts so yeah go ahead
.) Qh! NQt sure where I'll find cQlQured sand, but apart frQm that, it sQunds, like, super easy! ))
.) Well, true! I just prefer tQ, like, shQp lQcally when I can, since the big Qnline cQrps aren't exactly knQwn fQr treating their emplQyees well, tQ put it, um, very lightly. ))
You ever like someone’s theme but think they go a little too hard on the kayfabe. Like ok I get you’re a threat but you know you can make posts about other stuff, right? Diversity will make you less one-note /and/ scarier. Promise.
Hmmm, compelling, but I just remembered I can do whatever I want forever.
Woah, hey, sa:d y'don't gotta, not'cha ca:n't. B:g proponent'a personal freedom here m'self.
I think the irony of this statement is heavy enough to crush a small elephant.
Yeah man I’ve met deserts with more moisture. Also you seem like the type to genuinely believe your own horseshit. Lmfao.
Mm. I'll try'n clear that up fer ya, then. I know what I am. A:n't never doubted :t for a second. I do the b:dd:n'a the el:te an' step on folks more al:ke t'me than I'll ever be t'them b:gw:gs. A:n't gonna stop me. A:n't gonna make me feel gu:lty. Rather be the boot than the floor, my fr:end. A:n't no one as :mportant as your own self. S'only the pr:v:leged n' the fool:sh th:nk otherw:se.
How many aliens are on this site? Well the number is somewhere around nunnya, last name bizniz.
Yeah it’s wild when you start off but that’s just how it is. Look around, you’ll see what I mean.
Oh sure, some folks will fuck with you, I’m not immune myself, lmao. But I’m being real here, and if you see enough folks’ profiles you’ll realize there’s a bunch of different versions of some people and that’s why.
Fair thing to assume but nah. Same person but a thousand different possibilities of them. Though some are so different they might as well be different people.
Eh, it’s not everybody. There’s not another me, lol. Not in the usual sense anyway.
Yeah, lots of us are just us. I don’t really associate with the multiple repeat crew myself. Nothing against them, but not really my crowd, for other reasons.
Occasionally there is a “god” who is, relatively speaking, chill. I acknowledge they exist. Fuck most of ‘em, though. Don’t make deals with them, don’t trust them. Anyone who calls themself that - I don’t care how “true” it is or not - isn’t to be trusted.
If I was shark instead of kbity would you still pet me
I don't eat I just laid in the sun for like five hours like a lizard <3 sometimes literally as a big lizard <3
It's sooooo chill I love it I'm just the biggest metal komodo dragon ever and the sun is so nice and warm
༻𐫱༺ O𝒽, 𝒽ow wonderful🌻 Many dream of t𝒽at, sso it iss good t𝒽at ssomeone iss able to🌻 ༻𐫱༺
Yeah, I wish it wasn't so draining to give shapeshifting to other people, or I'd do it. I'm powerful, but I'm not that powerful, lmao.
༻𐫱༺ A ss𝒽ame🌻 I assssume t𝒽at iss a connection you'd 𝒽ave to keep up as well🌻 ༻𐫱༺
Naaaaah it's more like. Ok, so, shapeshifting is kinda bullshit on a science level. You see things metamorphose - butterflies from caterpillars and such - but that's a one way ticket. It takes so much energy to change a form without pain, without suffering, rebuilding someone at the cellular level like that. Unless your body is naturally suited to it, it's gonna be a BIG ask to make it not die or get fucked up from it. I'm a living machine, that's how I get away with it. I can just break myself down and build myself up with nanotech. A purely organic being capable of shapeshifting? Yeah, giving up the energy for that would knock me on my ass for weeks.
I abuse my shapeshifting privileges by turning into a meowbeast to get pets and turning into fucked up cryptid shit to scare people because it never stops being funny.
I’m pretty and hideous at the same time because I have #therange and being both is more fun.
I’m known to be petted and scratched if you ask nicely. I can purr sooooo hard.
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Everyone can back me up on how normal I am forever and ever. I’m the oatmeal of people. I’m the landlord white of colors.
OKAAAAAAAY [lies facedown on my couch with all three of my cats on me]
Always super funny to me when someone bugs Leilei thinking she’s gonna humor them. Wrong. That’s a murder kbity. She can overpower your flesh with hers. ✨
:> Did you h^ve to put this on m^in. It re^lly doesn’t m^tter th^t much. I don’t w^nt to st^rt dr^m^. <:
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If you don’t love me at my stupid cat puns you don’t deserve the various kinds of body horror I can do
My only original hemospectrum thought is that I think seadwellers should all have to make glub noises because I think it’s funny.
Sucker Punch is my favorite bad movie that’s good. To me. Granted this is because I like weird shit and women being violent so it kinda caters to my interests but boobs and weird surreal fantasy scenarios aside the very real criticism it has of how lowblood women are treated still hits even if it’s not the most intellectually explored.
I love having untold amounts of people blocked. Sure, sometimes I don’t know shit, but it also really cuts down on the losers and creeps I have to witness.