Archie Roatus
@fellatedEdge
he/him - House of Restoration ￣\ HIS (kryqus') chud /￣ ￣\ ohhh you wanna punch me so bad /￣ ￣\ do you like my face sylink made it /￣
￣\ i'm gonna be normal about that /￣
I am leaning over your shoulder And breathing down your neck, as I gently guide your cursor to the block and ignore buttons. Cylion won’t be far behind if that means anything to yyou
￣\ that means everything to me. /￣
you guys thinks those are codes. try decodin a meow. i still havent been able to. cats are hidin secrets i know it.
You've got to just establish an unspoken psychic connection with them.
￣\ you joke but i know a guy who does this /￣
Wait nvm I’ll go abduct an alien instead. Flip the script. Never stop innovating.
￣\ i don't think this is flipping the script i think this is just what alien abduction is??? /￣
The fact there are not only more fuchsias in existance than pawreviously thought but there are also fuchsias who are men is an even bigger affuront to the godly pawremises...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
￣\ most of em are proxy rulers overseeing the empress' colonies, at least on my alternia. only her own descendants can take her throne, and they're all girls afaik. not sure how she'd keep a handle on a galactic empire without her proxies, to be honest /￣
What's the pooint oof gooing throough trauma-inducing events if yoou can't even coome up with a funny poost aboout it too coope
￣\ you just gotta workshop it a bit dw /￣
￣\ what the fuck???? /￣
I want to stand at your side, with you. I want to finally wipe away all the obstacles we’ve fought against. I want the void to be cleared away and filled with your light. I want to see you win.
What would you know? I am a devotee, an acolyte. All that she needs me to be. You could never understand that.
What I've learned of devotees and acolytes in my time is that they know how to dress up their self service real well.
￣\ what i like about this is that you clearly have a lot of ego attached to being seen as a good and proper servant to her. because like why are you even trying to convince this guy lmao /￣
￣\ i'm real good at gettin into places /￣
Befoore i succumb too madness i must say there's soomething soo beautiful in cloothed sex like yoou want each oother soo bad yoou can't be boothered enoough too take yoour cloothes ooff befoorehand
￣\ #wisdom /￣
My human name would be go fetch me another case of beer. #Substance
￣\ no, you're soup /￣
>> why are we do¡ng human nameડ and can ¡ have one (a n¡ce one p1eaડe)
￣\ flup /￣
>> F1up ¡ડ a pretty good one tbh ¡'11 conડ¡der ¡t
￣\ pulf /￣
>> PU1F that'ડ crazy What'ડ your human name
￣\ grug /￣
၄⋆၃ do you have ideas question mark
￣\ ideas for what /￣
my human name would be dick cocker #nsfw
￣\ man, okay. /￣
what we'RE not telling you is when you join team chud you get your own mech. we haven'T used them yet but when the time comes, all of our mechs are going to fuse into one super-mech capable of taking on even the greatest foe. the big big one just looks like kryqus
￣\ can mine be the dick /￣
you get the waste chute i'M afraid
￣\ i'll take it <3 /￣
Thank good i doon't have a moonster bulge my life woould be soo miserable and unnecessarily difficult
￣\ if you want to piss you must answer its riddles three /￣
Play roock paper scissoors with it
￣\ it speaks in tongues /￣
I have feelings foor oone oof yoou
￣\ i know, pony /￣
Where have yoou been
￣\ i am the heir to a church babygirl /￣
But what aboout my needs
￣\ I'm sorry pony, you're right. Daddy will do better /￣