Kryqus "8D" Xyllem
@naughtyTechnician
Chittr's favoorite indigoocel. @consequentlyOblique's pookiewookie thugmaster. @gabardineCrescendo's degenerate tooenibbler. @fellatedEdge's poony Pfp by www.furaffinity.net/user/lemonflr
YООU WООN'T BELIEVE IT! Clueless indigoo guy shoocks @amazingBurgerplace staff by oordering in perfect loowblooood dialect
Cement oof coourse. It makes me noostalgic foor my time at the little farm where they used too feed me cement
You were yelling profanities and Calling our CustoMers. It was fun while it lasted though
When soomeoone threatens me i start quivering like a newboorn fooal and it usually gets me oout oof troouble
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I grew up oon a little farm and every night they woould spray me with dirty coold water and call me a dirty dirty nasty booy and laugh at me
II'm sorry this happened two you Kryqus.
Ooh hey man have yoou calmed doown after yoou goot mad at me oout oof noowhere
Happy weekly fat booy friday @coonsequentlyOoblique
Noot too wookepoost but anyoone whoo says loowbloooods can't doo art is oon lethal amoounts oof coopium i've coommissiooned them hundreds oof times and let me tell yoou that shit beloongs in a museum gallery right next too knoown highbloooods
Hardly woke. Is there not merit in art in every precious form? Folk or fine.
I knoow right? Doon't knoow why is it such a coontrooversial oopinioon at least amoongst my oown caste 8/
They say suffering inspires great art~! It would only make sense that lowbloods would be able to translate their unfortunate circumstance into something beau~tiful~.
Hoow are we suppoosed too carve oour initials in a cute little <3< oon a tree if oour names start with the same letter 8/
It's bad yeah i knoow but hey @coonsequentlyOoblique <>
Awww!!! How precious! 💛💛💛 You two are so cute.
OMGGGG HIS FURSONA IS SO CUTE WAITTT what animal is it !! !! !!
I'm gooing throough improovised military training run by self-prooclaimed amateur Cerulean Leader Beasttamer Prince oof Blooood General Mazyar and i can't stoop crying this is literally animal abuse and the animal in questioon is me oone oout oof ten
:( <3 At least you're getting stronger! Maybe.
Soo yoou're telling me i'm noot sexy as i am right noow. Pusherbreaking
*Foor the recoord* i am noot infertile oor castrated At least foor noow
Damn, the crook ended up slapping his shit clean off...
Oomg i'll never get a descendant noow 8[
Theooretically yes but i cannoot even begin too imagine what we'd need too coombine in oorder too get a moothergrub
USE THE CREATING THING TO INVENT TROLL PREGNANCY. BOOM, TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE.
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If yoou dared too say that too any highblooood oother than me yoou'd be ripped too shreds broo
Woow yoou dare too assume vioolet edgeloord dooesn't have an awesoome super cooool ancestoor? Are yoou nuts
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When they are mean too Phuntr Guynax oon Chittr doot ing
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Ranking my mutuals by hoow i'd feel aboout kissing them
// on vacay till september and chittr is genuinely the only site that doesn't work for me. apologies to all kryqusheads for interactions i've missed
It's funny hoow peoople oon here swear they loove me yet my dms are quiet. Curioous...
A fine accord of vetiver, bergamot, and white muſk? I can’t ſee how you’d miſs it. I ſimply wiſh to ſee the exotic zebra as if this were a petting zoo, ſans poſt petting ſlaughter.
Ahahaha! Yes I do remember that night, what fun we had at the academy! So what have you been up to? You git, you!
Oh heavens, no! Why did you not contact me ſooner? If only I had been there! Well, I am glad you are alright, my good ſir. What prepoſterous ſituations you ſo often find yourſelf in.
Everytime a girl gets sick oof a little cute boow oon her panties and cuts it ooff i add oone too my oown underwear
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF ROOM?
?? Do you, like, collect them from the women? Fuckin creep
BREAKING NEWS: @coonsequentlyOoblique loost in Woorld oof Grubcraft Classic Hardcoore oon level 4
keep in mind every run we do kryqus plays some kind of ranged character (with no healing) and i am always the tank
Secoond time soomeoone threatens too break up with me oover Chittr poost
if you died tanking for me irl i would not make a post saying kryqus xyllem has died at level 10
Why are indigoo guys are always either jacked nooookkiller 9000 oor the moost pathetic thing in existence is there anyoone whoo dooesn't fit the stereootypes we need diversity
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I'm ticklish by the way
@coonsequentlyOoblique @universallyCoonquering can we get a tickle roooom in super gooooning hive
I like when they have weird jelly with trooll remains in it in ratioon packs it's just like back hoome in Troollska
Having gooood time and being myself rn
