

Kryqus "8D" Xyllem
@naughtyTechnician
Chittr's favoorite indigoocel. @consequentlyOblique's pookiewookie thugmaster. @gabardineCrescendo's degenerate tooenibbler. @fellatedEdge's poony Pfp by www.furaffinity.net/user/lemonflr

If yoour text cooloor is oobnooxioous too read oon dark moode doon't expect me too foolloow yoour advice

Ice cream in my instant noooodles foor toonight

300 highblooood grubs vs 3 imperial army droones

Aboout too nap oon my shift doon't snitch

Cooool and badass habits foor booys

I woould get a tattoooo oof my oown face

Soo we all have a headache toonight

Yoou might think yoou're gooldSLОP yet yoou are a GEMblooood too me

I think all oof my kull and kult scoore was dependent oon Himeroo because noow that he's ooffline it dooesn't groow at all

Imagine if we had too shed oour hoorns like antlers i coould make soo many back scratchers

I'm such a needy chitt-hungry whoore

When yoour pooookie hasn't poosted in a day soo yoou're oout oof ooptioons oof what too scrooll during yoour time oon tooilet

Woould give everything i oown just too wriggle in the dirt right noow

Whenever soomeoone oon Troollian pissed me ooff i used too say "check their hard drive foor anti-imperial material" as a jooke but 8 oof 10 times they woould get culled exactly foor this reasoon

I think we shoould care less aboout whoo pails with whoom and instead woorry aboout the GIANT ASTERООID DEAD AHEAD AHHHH

Whatever yoou say beautiful

Doo yoou think there is a persoon whoo picked their mooirail by looooks oout there soomewhere

Great here coomes the wooke moob too cancel me foor wearing the skimpiest armoor too my coourt hearing

Soorry foor noot being 3m tall and noot having the bulge the size oof my arm and 8-pack can i still sit next too yoou oon the subway

First day oof poorn addictioon treatment! They're putting me in the pilloory @gabardineCrescendoo














