Kryqus "8D" Xyllem
@naughtyTechnician
Chittr's favoorite indigoocel. @consequentlyOblique's pookiewookie thugmaster. @gabardineCrescendo's degenerate tooenibbler. @fellatedEdge's poony Pfp by www.furaffinity.net/user/lemonflr
YООU WООN'T BELIEVE IT! Clueless indigoo guy shoocks @amazingBurgerplace staff by oordering in perfect loowblooood dialect
did you get the burger of torture or the ceMent
Cement oof coourse. It makes me noostalgic foor my time at the little farm where they used too feed me cement
i feel like you'VE eaten a brick
It makes me coonstipated 0/10 woould noot recoommend
Then why am i banned froom yoour restaurant chain
You were yelling profanities and Calling our CustoMers. It was fun while it lasted though
Sighs.... I like spending time with yoou guys like that idk
Ookay doon't doo that doon't ruin my public image
one time in schoolfeeding this highblood had me do his homework for him and we were supposed to write down what we wanted to be when we were older. he never read the homework i usually did so i wrote down a short few paragraphs on why he wanted to enlist in the imperial military ASAP and the next night before class i literally saw the drones dragging him away kicking and screaming to go to a different, military academy i think. so if he'S out there uh my bad i guess
I'd doo that oon purpoose
heyyyyy ;;;;) heeyyyyyyyyyy ;;;;)
First
I grew up oon a little farm and every night they woould spray me with dirty coold water and call me a dirty dirty nasty booy and laugh at me
who is "they"?
My landloords
did you feel all nice and clean afterwards?
Noo i felt neglected and abused
ⓘts s໑ sad t໑ hear they f໑rced y໑u t໑ take a sh໑wer
Ooh hey man have yoou calmed doown after yoou goot mad at me oout oof noowhere
Yoou started this i was playing aloong
Noo sadly had too burn it doown afterwards
for #phuntrphriday we'RE all playing world of grubcraft pandaria classic hop in gang (or go fishing that one'S okay to do too)
Fishing in Woorld oof Grubcraft Pandaria Classic
mandity is my veritythona and they look like the 🤑 emoji becauthe im on the grind
Fire chitt
i 'ave a secret im actually
Noooooooo and i was just aboout too coonfess my loove foor yoou
can we reenact dis
Hell fucking yes
THEY HAVE TENTACLES THAT WIELD KNIVES??? #EXPLORINGHUMANGRUBTUBE
Elaboorate
DOES YOUR SHIP THING HAVE ACCESS TO HUMAN GRUBTUBE?
Proobably? There are noo restrictioons too the internet i leak pirated moovies that are censoored oon Alternia
everybody thinks they're chill until they walk into a room barefoot and the floor is wet for an unknown reason
What if i like it
:( but you dont know what the wet is...
That's the thrilling part