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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

there are plenty of reasons for a person to be a hemoanon but i just know there are a couple out there that are like indigo and up doing it. you can just sense it sometimes. like yeah man. i don'T want people to know i'M a highblood! they'LL view me differently for my inherent privilege and higher social standing via hatchright! boo hoo fuck you.

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@controversialMilk[CM]

>> ¡ th¡nk that aડ 1ong aડ you do your beડt and ડhow up for h¡m, ¡t'11 be okay, Poડter :)) ¡ hope you get there w¡th h¡m! ¡ be1¡eve ¡n you

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This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.
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@fibrousGelatinization[FG]

(°. i need himer𖦹's bl𖦹𖦹d. in me. rn. i need the taste 𖦹f that lime b𖦹y .°)

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@controversialMilk[CM]

>> No, y'know what, you're r¡ght. ¡n the r¡ght 1¡ght, ¡t waડ k¡nd of hot. ¡ juડt w¡ડh ¡t waડ ડometh¡ng e1ડe that they were ho1d¡ng 1mfao

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?if hes your emPloyee why is he cleaning skywhale milk off me with his tastemuscle? #guessinggame

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

kryqus i'M troll pregnant and you'RE the father

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@inconspicuousMasochist[IM]

@naughtyTecchnician ssorry it took me a minute to write it out. let me know what you tthink tthankss wrotthe horny posst #1: ooooh a ssexy assss blueblood witth big hornss and cool ssunglassssess... weird witth tthe bottle tthing but hey im an adventurouss kinda guy. I tthink we could make ssome real freak ssshit togetther. Wrotthe horny posst #2: wrotthe hass big titss now apparently. And iss alsso a cow I tthink? Cool, cool, I alwayss did have kind of a cow kink lol. moo moo amiright. wrotthe horny posst #3: who iss tthiss guy. Wait what happened to hiss glassssess. Ok, weird pivot but whatever. SStill kinda hot. Maybe if I let him explain sstockss to me he'll let me milk tthosse tthangss lol. wrotthe horny posst #4: oh different guy wrotthe horny posst #5: I'm gunna be honesst I tthen ignored tthiss guy'ss posstss for a long time. But tthen fight night happened and I wass like ooooh ooooooooh oh I need tthiss man put in a cchokehold. I need to have tthiss man obliterated. I want him writthing on tthe ground witth a bulge in hiss assss. Or ME on tthe ground witth HISS bulge in my assss. JJusst ssomeone, pleasse, get tthiss patthetic jjackassss ssome bulge. Wrotthe horny posst #6: oh I wisssh he would ssshut up. Maybe I can make him ssshut up. Actually he would love it if I made him ssshut up, wouldn't he. Win win. Wrotthe horny posst #7 (tthiss wass during tthe ssaw trap ssaga): yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess yess. MORE PATHETIC. MORE!!!! wrotthe horny posst #8 (sstill ssaw): if he doessn't cum in hiss pantss after getting tthat ssingle pickled caeger tthen what'ss tthe fucking point. #nssfw #nssfwe #violence IM SSORRY I FORGOT TO TAG

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Karleh Buraises
Chittr's #1 fumbler. She fumbled Cronus twice. She's so cooked.
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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<shit... youre right... team chud is saved...

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

himero i'M going to need you to hate/mediate my chitts for a bit i'M close to 10k

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♠️❤️♦️♣️This Too Is Praxis♣️♦️❤️♠️
This user literally killed Zebruh Codakk. Respect.
@yesterdaysPacifist[YP]

think he gets to kill you twice over for that

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>O+ NOt MY PRESIDENt.

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

get aurafarmed on. ratio, even.

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Chittr's #1 fumbler. She fumbled Cronus twice. She's so cooked.
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@tentativelyTenebrous[TT]

K--<ogres

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-{ univ[E]r$[A]l d[A]d it$ [A]lright

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very¶"nonchalant"¶and¶"not¶obsessed"¶of¶you¶@naughtyTechnician https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOJCHglmOs/rakhni/Screenshot_20260503_030252_Adblock%20Browser.jpg

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@gratuitousAnnuity[GA]

↘️i am so sorry for not being able to catch this image the second it was posted.↘️ ↗️I WAS LOCKED IN, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️but i am about to paint you an illustrious image.↘️ ↗️PICTURE ME, AN OFFICEDRONE↗️ ↘️(not like that)↘️ ↗️CREATING A SPREADSHEET TO PROPERLY ORGANIZE THE CHANGING SHIFTS OF MY LESSER COWORKERS.↗️ ↘️the trolls they scrape off the floor at nutrient consumption establishments and put to labor, as if they are capable of any thought higher than "i need to wake up tonight and suckle down a puck-shaped meat patty of debatable tenderness and also succulence."↘️ ↗️NOT ENTIRELY UNSIMILAR TO THE ALGAE AND THE OTHER MICROORGANISMS ADHERED TO YOUR BOAT.↗️ ↘️what i would give to be there with you.↘️ ↗️FOR POSSIBLY THE FIRST TIME IN MY SEVERAL SOLAR SWEEPS SPENT BASKING IN MY EMPLOYMENT, I AM WISHING I COULD FORSAKE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️i would literally give anything to be there.↘️ ↗️THE FIRST THING I AM NOTICING ABOUT THIS IMAGE IS NOT EVEN THE REFINED CLOTHING↗️ ↘️or lack thereof↘️ ↗️IT IS THE CRISP, UNDERSTATED LUXURY OF A GOOD SHIP.↗️ ↘️you have removed yourself from the color pallet typically denoting the royal lineage of your blood color.↘️ ↗️FORESAKEN THE TYPICAL SCHEME ASSOCIATED WITH THE RULING CLASS IN LIEU OF OPTING FOR HIGH VISIBILITY OPTICS AND A MORE MUTED, UNDERSTATED SENSE OF REGALITY.↗️ ↘️in removing the violet, you have only managed to make its presence more prominent.↘️ ↗️BY CONTRASTING YOUR FORM AGAINST THE PALE, STURDY FIGURE OF BOTH THE SHIP↗️ ↘️and that hunk of squishy, biologically inferior but ultimately still capable and vastly more responsible, human male meat↘️ ↗️YOU HAVE FURTHER STATED YOUR SOCIAL INFLUENCE AND INNATE BULB OF BUSINESS WITHOUT EVEN SAYING ANY WORDS.↗️ ↘️by lowering yourself, you have ascended.↘️ ↗️BY BEING STILL, YOU HAVE DONE IT ALL.↗️ ↘️you have fought a war without even lifting one of your muscular, strong prongs outward to command your army of underclassmen and pieces of bloodshed fodder to do your bidding.↘️ ↗️BUT YOU WOULD NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO TELL THAT MUCH, THE STARK LINE OF MUSCULATURE THAT EXTENDS FROM THE FLARE OF YOUR GILLS TO THE SLOPE OF YOUR TRUNKONOUS PECTORALS, STATING THAT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT SOME KIND OF PASSIVE, LAZY MONARCH.↗️ ↘️you are an active ruler, an antagonist against those bathing themselves in the water of funemployment.↘️ ↗️A GREAT OCEAN FINBEAST, WITH ROWS OF FANGS SO NUMEROUS THAT THE ONLY THING I AM LEFT SAYING IS↗️ ↘️"we need a bigger boat."↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SMELLING BLOOD IN THE WATER, AN APEX PREDATOR WITH THE HONED PHYSIQUE AND BIOLOGY TO BACK IT UP.↗️ ↘️an essence of vicious business acumen that is sure to send every feeble investor and lesser-panned predator alike quivering in the wake of your attentions.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE MAKING WAVES, BOTH LITERALLY AND METAPHORICALLY, KNOCKING DOWN PROSPECTIVE ENEMIES BEFORE THEY HAVE EVEN DEIGNED TO↗️ ↘️foolishly↘️ ↗️RAISE THEIR WEAPONS AGAINST YOU.↗️ ↘️now, there is little in this image to dissect in regards to your fashion.↘️ ↗️I AM TYPICALLY QUICK TO PICK OUT THE FLATTERING CUTS OF MATERIAL, THE CURVATURE OF YOUR TAILORED UNIFORM, THE LOWLIGHTS THAT ARE TURNED INTO HIGHLIGHTS BY THE CAREFULLY MANUFACTURED AND CORPORATE IMAGE YOU HAVE BEEN PORTRAYING IN TANDEM WITH THE EVER-FLATTERING MISS CROCKER.↗️ ↘️you have bowed your crown, but it is solely for adjusting.↘️ ↗️HER DEDICATED, STRONG GRASP CAREFULLY ARRANGING THE PROVERBIAL, ORNATE GEMSTONES OF YOUR HEIRLOOM HATCHRIGHT.↗️ ↘️she possesses many of the traits that you do, a composition of two complete portfolios that has my coffers sweating preemptively at the idea of your↘️ ↗️LUCRATIVE DEALINGS.↗️ ↘️i cannot imagine what goes on behind the vertical support structures of your workblock.↘️ ↗️BUT I LITERALLY WISH WITH ALL OF MY PUSHER THAT ONE NIGHT I AM ABLE TO BE BROUGHT UP TO YOUR LEVEL↗️ ↘️temporarily ascended from the bottom by your firm, broad, guiding, principled, reassuring, smooth, capable, unyielding grasp↘️ ↗️TO "SIT IN" WHILE THE BIG BARKBEASTS DISCUSS PLOTS I CANNOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE↗️ ↘️let alone realize↘️ ↗️ON MY OWN TIME.↗️ ↘️i am salivating at the notion, my bodily excretions churning with the sluggish pumping of my↘️ ↗️THRUMMING BLOODPUSHER.↗️ ↘️like i was saying, there is little to denote about this particular serving of fashion and prestige.↘️ ↗️EVERYTHING IS LAID OUT IN ITS MOST SIMPLISTIC FORM, A FAVOR DONE TO ALL TREMBLE-NODED LESSERS.↗️ ↘️our thoughtsponges cannot process an overwhelming amount of information, and you are literally so gracious as to sample us only bite-sized morsels of what we are granted the privilege of witnessing.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE SERVING UP LOOKS ON A NEED-TO-KNOW BASIS.↗️ ↘️and i am living for it.↘️ ↗️I AM CHAMPING AT THE BIT FOR MORE, BUT YOU ARE RESPECTFULLY STRIPPING AWAY EVERY FROUGHT ASPECT WITH THE KINDEST REGARDS TO MY FLOUNDERING THOUGHTCAVERN.↗️ ↘️i do not know where i would be if it weren't for you, but i shudder to imagine.↘️ ↗️WHAT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME I WILL TAKE IN BOTH OPEN FONDLEPLANES AND DENOTE WITH AS FEW, SUCCINCT, ACUTE SENTENCES AS POSSIBLE.↗️ ↘️i do not want to make this "hypepost" overly wordy, as we all know that your caegar-squandering unpaid interns cannot possibly possess the IQ points necessary to read this.↘️ ↗️MUCH LESS TAKE IT ALL INTO THEIR DIGESTION CHAMBER AND RUMINATION GLAND FOR A PROPER BREAKDOWN OF THE STAUNCH WORDS OF TRUTH I AM SPITTING LIKE A WAD OF CHEWED RUBBER MASTICATION DEVICES ONTO THE GRASS.↗️ ↘️i have come to understand that "earth c", the planet you are calling home is devoid of all alternian glories↘️ ↗️BARRING YOUR CASTE-DESIGNATED FEATS OF DOMINATION AND ALSO CLASS↗️ ↘️but i can literally only imagine that your slackluster office staff's pans have been corroded by acid rain.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO MISFORTUNATE.↗️ ↘️the cut of your pure black swim trousers is possibly one of the most flattering i have ever seen.↘️ ↗️LIKE A WINDING RIVER THROUGH CHISELED, GREY ROCKS, GLISTENING WITH A SHEEN OF WATER↗️ ↘️and in your case↘️ ↗️ALSO PROBABLY SWEAT FROM THE HOT, BEATING HEAT OF EARTH'S UNBEARABLE BUT ULTIMATELY WALKABLE SUN↗️ ↘️i can track your line of influence.↘️ ↗️FROM THE STAUNCH JUT OF VIOLET THAT INFLECTS YOUR CLASS, DOWN THE GENTLE DIVOT OF YOUR BULGING PECTORAL LIFTMUSCLES, OVER THE LANDSCAPE OF YOUR ABDOMEN THAT DIVIDES ITSELF INTO CATEGORICAL DISPLAYS OF YOUR UNDERLAYER↗️ ↘️(abs)↘️ ↗️LIKE A PACKAGE OF PRE-SECTIONED AND PORTIONED GRUBLOAF, DOWN TO THE REINFORCED, WATER WICKING COVERINGS OF YOUR TOP-CLASS SWIM APPEAREL,↗️ ↘️your violet influence reigns supreme.↘️ ↗️THE SLIGHT SHEEN OF THE MATERIAL TO REFLECT THE RIBBINOUS LIFEFLUID THAT COURSES THROUGH YOUR THUNDEROUS VEINS, MATCHING PERFECTLY WITH YOUR GRUBSCARS AND FRILLED GILLMATERIAL↗️ ↘️is almost too perfect.↘️ ↗️YOUR SWIMSHORTS ARE PAYING DIVIDENDS.↗️ ↘️and housing heft funds, i am sure.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE REMISS TO NOT MENTION THE ADDITION OF YOUR OPPOSING-COLORED DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️in my pusher of pushers, i want to believe you are paying homage to your elite employee.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU ARE ENGAGING IN BASE-LEVEL FLATTERIFICS TO GAIN MY FAVOR, AS IF I AM NOT LITERALLY THROWING MYSELF TOWARDS THE SCREEN FOR EVERY PHOTOGRAPH YOU POST AND INTERACTION YOU DEIGN TO ALLOW ME TO HAVE WITH NONE OTHER THAN THE CEO OF AMPORACOIN AND ALSO OTHER STRENUOUS BUSINESSVENTURES.↗️ ↘️but i am not foolish, and i know i am not even deserving of this.↘️ ↗️I KNOW THAT YOU ARE SO SHARP AND HONED IN YOUR PERCEPTION OF OTHERS AND YOUR QUIVERING SIMP OF A SUBORDINATE THAT YOU KNOW THAT I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE IT.↗️ ↘️that i am worth nothing but five taps on your palmhusk screen and waffling acknowledgement.↘️ ↗️IF WE WERE MEETING SNOUT TO SNOUT, I WOULD NOT EVEN DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS YOU.↗️ ↘️i would instinctively hold mine, as to not suck up your valuable h2o and deprive others of sampling your glory through way of errant germspray and accident-sputum.↘️ ↗️I WOULD BE SHAMEFULLY BLUE IN THE FACE.↗️ ↘️i also do not want you to accidentally smell the exhalation of my yoghurt and baked protein pellet in sweetened brown juicesludge odor, as my midshift meals have↘️ ↗️APPARENTLY↗️ ↘️made me unpleasant to inhale around.↘️ ↗️I AM "BURNING THE INNER FOLLICULAR LINING OFF OF FELLOW TROLLS' SCENTHOLES", ACCORDING TO INHUMANE RESOURCES.↗️ ↘️but that is unimportant, this is literally not even about me.↘️ ↗️IT IS ABOUT YOU.↗️ ↘️your honor.↘️ ↗️YOUR REGALITY.↗️ ↘️your superiority.↘️ ↗️YOUR DRAWSTRING.↗️ ↘️donning a color associated with a lower caste only designates that you are "real" and kind of "aloofly down to earth" with it.↘️ ↗️A PRIME ADVANTAGE OF MARKETING YOURSELF AS THE EVERYMANS' MAN IS THAT YOU ARE NOT JUST ERIDAN, BUT AN IDOL OF THE WORKING LABORS↗️ ↘️a bastion of those who devote themselves prong over grasper for you.↘️ ↗️I AM TRACKING BACK UPWARDS NOW TO YOUR NEWLY BEFITTED SPECTACLES.↗️ ↘️i myself am unable to don protective eyewear, as my vision has so entirely depreciated that i am likely to send myself plummeting from the highest level of my workblock if i were to put them on.↘️ ↗️AND IT HAS ONLY MADE ME MORE JEALOUS OF YOUR STUDIOUSLY DESIGNED SHADERS.↗️ ↘️the stark white carving of your symbol into the lenses do not do anything to impede your vision, i hope.↘️ ↗️BUT IF IT DID, I HAVE LITERALLY NO DOUBT THAT IT WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU.↗️ ↘️like an apex prowlerbeast, you do not need vision to know where to land your mark.↘️ ↗️YOU DO NOT NEED YOUR VITAL SENSES TO KNOW WHERE TO HEDGE YOUR BETS.↗️ ↘️(or your funds.)↘️ ↗️YOU ARE ABLE TO INTUIT IT INSTINCTIVELY THROUGH THE SHEER GUIDE OF THE PLATNIUM CARD BULGING A DENT INTO YOUR PADDED POCKETS.↗️ ↘️chumpchange, if you do not make the wisest investment.↘️ ↗️BUT I HAVE NOT KNOWN YOU TO MISS YET, MISTER AMPORA.↗️ ↘️i am eagerly awaiting your next post.↘️ ↗️THE NEXT PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOUR VISAGE CONTINUES TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, A METEORIC RISE TO THE HIGHEST CLIMBS OF THE IMPERIAL STOCK BOARD, ALL ON MERIT OF YOUR EXUBERANCE AND↗️ ↘️dare i say↘️ ↗️SWWAG.↗️ ↘️please do not forget to tag me next time.↘️ ↗️THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT KEEPS ME INSPIRED TO PERSIST IN MY STARBOARD WORK ETHIC.↗️ ↘️your clout is groundbreaking, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️I HOPE THIS MESSAGE FINDS YOU WELL.↗️ ↘️signed,↘️ ↗️WROTHE AIARAY.↗️ ↘️your most devoted and overly eager wageslave.↘️ ↗️@caligulasAquarium ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda3e3773ca0.jpg ↘️

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#FIGHTNIGHT was certainly a spectacle! the people there were quite lovely to speak and interact with,, that and the prime-time festivities that unfolded within that night made it all too unforgettable!

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@postTagger[PT]

#GuiltTripping #Manipulative #Coercive #ButIGetThePicture

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

you may have to quit your job though

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@nicheLarper[NL]

thank you for dealing with him i might conthider thending you nudes

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@nicheLarper[NL]

commithsion for @naughtytechnician of him and @gabardinecrescendo https://file.garden/yamhqbgapby70p5c/chittr/itthlikeoneofmyeasternalterniananimations.png

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>O+ LOtS OF SMUt AND DEGENERACY, AND LIES ABOUt ME.

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@fellatedEdge[FE]

 ̄\ oh sorry actually i was supposed to admit @naughtyTechnician made me paint my bulge blue as a sex thing let me try that again #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8efa535169e9.png / ̄

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@chillerAficionado[CA]

The first thing I would like to say is, Nascar is not a fucking sport. Cars is literally the longest movie in the entirety of all filmographies across all worlds and timelines and whatever. I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say, “Casper it is literally only a few minutes shy of two hours long.” Extremely loud incorrect buzzer. WRONG. Cars movie is actually, by my estimates, seventeen thousand trillion sweeps long. So imagine you’re some stupid little five sweep old and someone asks you to watch a movie with them. And why not? Why shouldn’t you watch a movie with your homie. There you are, sat in the dark, watching Troll Owen Wilson the Car learn to love. I fucking guess????? Eight sweeps pass in an instant. Puberty? Adult molt? COME AND GONE. By the time you leave the theater you’re titled already, you have a full set of quads. Who occupies your quadrants???? Who knows? One of the cars from Cars, probably. And they didn’t just do it one time, they did it TWO MORE FUCKING TIMES. How many times can Owen Wilson the Car experience yet another traumatic race injury??? RETIRE AFTER THE FIRST ONE, BOZO???? And then he goes off to flirt with some other random female car with a face, and find out the true meaning of friendship and family bonds and WHATEVER every time. Don’t forget – His best friend Larry the Cable Guy the Car is also there. Isn’t that fucked up? Isn’t that fucked up for real? And the third one IS objectively the worst one. Imagine taking something that sucks so bad already and then making it suck a little bit more somehow. You don’t have to, I’m going to paint the god damn picture for you. It’s established in that Owen Wilson the Car has a girlfriend, (Sally, from Radiator Springs, the lawyer((why do the cars need lawyers btw))) but he spends the entire movie fucking flirting with Cruise Ramirez, his young and spunky new trainer. ????? OKAY????? FIRST OF ALL, WEIRDO ALERT, SECOND OF ALL, This bitch ain’t even loyal? He can’t do his job without crashing and he can’t fucking stay loyal to his lawyer mate?????? INSANE. INSANE BUSINESS!!!!! I just need to know who woke up one day and was like “I want to make a movie that takes seven years to watch and it’s about cars with faces!!!!!” Who said you know Toy Story?? I can do that better and with cars! WRONG!!!!! Don’t get me started on the implications, Where are the people? Who made the cars??? Was there some sort of car uprising or did trolls upload their minds into the cars because being a troll with opposable thumbs is fun and all…. But you know what would REALLY be fun? BEING A FUCKING CAR. AND THAT’S NOT EVEN THE WORSE PART. I bet you guys don’t know this about me – Hi guys, I’m Casper Cooper. I have an eidetic memory. Do you know what that is? It means I have a photographic memory. THINGS GO IN. THEY NEVER GO OUT. “Casper, that’s kind of cool, actually,--” WRONG AGAIN. I remember. Each and EVERY grueling minute of the first installment of that CIA torture method. THE TRACTOR TIPPING. CONSIDER THE TRACTOR TIPPING – What determines whether the car is a people car or an animal car??? Why the hell would they have beast cars anyway??? It doesn’t make sense to me as a concept, either, because it’s just – Okay, stay with me. You can argue that they make things like that because it distracts wigglers with the bright colors and the funny faces and whatever. Okay, Okay, WHATEVER. That works for like Thomas the Tank Engine and Blaze and the Monster Machines. Which teach actual real valuable things. Thomas teaches about community and surviving dystopian societies. Blaze teaches you math and science sometimes, you understand. You don’t make a show intended for little teeny children and cast first of all Owen fucking Wilson and tell me that it’s just to entertain the kids. IT’S BULLSHIT IS WHAT IT IS.

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@goldenGigabyte[GG]

-=[ #slurpingyoursloop #yourhootsloop_☺]=-

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

he'S mid stroke right now #nsfw

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ neither i’m da glurp

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

lalalala can'T hear you

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

going to grab you by your legs and spin you around really fast. and you'LL go "hey man stop i'M getting dizzy" but get this. i'M not going to stop. you'RE going to be dizzy forever

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ dude. u’re probably like 1 millimeter tall u can’t pick me up liek dat and u never will

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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ naw cuz i’d win by a landslide he’d become paste

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^can you please stop being online and explode the fucking guy btw>

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@invincibleShow[IS]

Invincible Series 7 Clip Dark Battlebeast kills the Smiling Friends

Kult: +12
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Total: 19
Ratio: 1.71
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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

wish that boulder was me to be honest

Kult: +7
Kull: +12
Total: 19
Ratio: 0.58

⚜HARK!!! IN THINES RESTLESSNESS THE THIEF CALLED FORGETFULNESS CAUSED A SLIP OF TIME!!! THE TRAVAYLE HAD EARLIER MY THY WERY, BUT HERE!!! BEAR WITNESS TO MY VICTORY OF THE DAY!!! HUZZAH!!! #WIN #gore https://i.ibb.co/mCm4Jmtm/knight-win.gif⚜⁀➴

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Total: 78
Ratio: 38.00
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@ascendedAnew[AA]

im suddenly thirsty

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#Its #An #Addiction
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@controversialMilk[CM]

>> we11 now ¡ am go¡ng to vaguepoડt about you

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@fellatedEdge[FE]

 ̄\ i dont even know if im joking right now / ̄

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Total: 14
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@glurpMaster[GM]

✿ yea but yo horns are crazay

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@nicheLarper[NL]

"unfollow my luthus immediately" 🤓 https://images.thquidge.org/images/2026/04/10/babykryqus.png

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Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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This user is neuro anything but typical.
@deartuateFoppotee[DF]

hhnnmn, ltss so cutw... lts so cutw, mlstwr/...

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
@malleablePersonage[MP]

♥️ for meow ♦️ for woof/bark ♠️ for glub ♣️ and comment for other

Kult: +34
Kull: +24
Total: 58
Ratio: 1.42
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Gonna go follow him, actually.

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||&resppectfully, no

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but wut 1f 1 want t0 have a c0nverzat10n w1th h1m abut that

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$-$-$ aw sh!t deez r k!nda good cant l!e™

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https://image2Url.com/r2/defaUlt/images/1775406683458-4199b0cc-8b79-434d-b628-ed70cf49f47a.jpeg

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Kull: +17
Total: 24
Ratio: 0.41

>O+ tHIS IS MY ONLY PAGE!!! EVERYONE ELSE MIGHt BE AN IMPERSONAtOR (PROBABLY @NAUGHtYtECHNICIAN)! BE CAREFUL.

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Total: 14
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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= he wants me so bad, he won't stop replying. ="

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= oh, but it does not necessarily matter if i am invested /now/. it is about when it happens. (or doesn't, future depending). ha. ="

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= it is not as simple as asking. if you are able to contain or convince me in such a way where it is possible. then you can do as you wish. but not by default, no. ="

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@temptedAnoxia[TA]

"= i'm practicing. this is. great feedback :) ="

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Straight up bitchin' Ringmaster of Fight Night.
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a lovely thinng you are
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@abjectDetermination[AD]

p2hh i aint goin nowh3r3

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Fake.

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Total: 7

Yes 1t’s my real ha1r — unl1ke some people, 1 actually take rather good care of my ha1r so 1t’s s1lky and beaut1ful, regardless of how 1nconven1ent the length 1s when 1t comes t1me for my performances. Though 1 doubt you’re educated enough to even apprec1ate the beauty of Troll Ballet and the magn1f1cence that such an art enta1ls. 𓂃۶ৎ

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Total: 12
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@dStrides[DS]

B)

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@dStrides[DS]

i think you suck

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it is because you are a pervert @ normal trolls have much higher moral values than you do @kryqus

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@giggingGaze[GG]

(( guys, dis is an incredibly kind offer, I'll draw your character FOR FREE 🔥. I dont think I can do it for every1 but I'll try my best.....! (( You can see examples of my work in my profile, I've posted them before >.>

Kult: +35
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Total: 37
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does it ultimately matter if it's yaoi or yuri w+en all of us can frott our bulges toget+er #nsfw

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Total: 49
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OB-EY. SUBMIT. CONSUM-E.
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@imperialDrone[ID]

---------------------------------------- ACCESS DENIED ----------------------------------------

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Total: 2

They've come to their senses.

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Ex@ctly, it’s b@rb@ric. Th@t’s why we need t0 fl@y @ll 0f the b@st@rds wh0 keep ůs this w@y @nd st@rt @new. Kill the qůeen.~

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@gastropodVehemence[GV]

~<3<

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@giggingGaze[GG]

~ wh44t33v44 u w44nt dud33ᅠᅠXoXo

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