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We pride ourselves on diversity, so we encourage our citizens to get involved with our community outreach programs and welcome any visitors in preparation for the upcoming gala! As for our friends across Paradox Space, we hope to see you soon and that you can find Midnight City as a home away from home! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5720d319e7c2.jpg
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
I stan two (2) capitalists. Ritchy and Evidet could never be milkshake ducks, not to me. Never to me.
>> btw for anyone wonder¡ng "¡'m mak¡ng food" meanડ ¡'m heat¡ng ¡t up ¡n the rad¡oact¡v¡ty box not actua11y cook¡ng anyth¡ng ¡n my own nutr¡t¡on b1ock 1mfao a1ડo you ડhou1d a11 try ¡ced b1ack tea w¡th b1ackberry, raડpberry, van¡11a f1avor¡ngડ ¡t w¡11 cure whatever ¡ડ wrong w¡th you (d¡dn't work for me but have fa¡th!!)
>> Gonna make ડome food and actua11y eat ડometh¡ng for a change Very coo1 of me actua11y ¡ wou1d encourage you to try do¡ng the ડame 😎
>> The ¡mage m¡ght not work ¡mmed¡ate1y, g¡ve ¡t ડome pat¡ence.
>> ¡ th¡nk th¡ડ needડ to be my new ¡ntroduct¡on poડt. Meડડageડ from @ch¡11erAf¡c¡onado httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/th¡ડ¡ડwho¡am.png
Please Don't Get Too Comfortable With My Wholesome Posting, I Will Be Posting " Freak Shit " Later. Thank You For Your Understanding. #nsfw
#showermaxing Is Fine And All, But Have You Tried #bubblebathmaxing? No, You Haven't. That's Why Your Cortisol Levels Are So High. :>
Oh yes! Of course Mr. Ozatap! I always intended to try and reach out to you I merely did not know if you were busy in your many public appearances you've been making! Your specific expertise would in fact be a great boon to have in our plans of Midnight City's expansion and so I'd be very eager to discuss with you the specifics of your business and how they can fit into our future plans!
I am aware Alternia has a wealth of ambitious corporate entities with a rich and competitive history, and was hoping to make contact with such business-minded individuals for future plans and potential investment! So please, big or small, if you are or know of someone in the rat race of the corporate world do not hesitate to reach out or send them my way!
Just Remember, Whenever You're Mean To Me I Get All Teary Eyed And Sad And I Also Write Your Name Down On My List Of People To Beat Into A Pulp. Mostly The Last Bit. #violence
With All Of The Issues I Have You'd Assume My Lusus Doesn't Love Me, But He In Fact Loves Me Very Much. :>
>> ¡ do re1uctant1y ડee the 1og¡c here.
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(thiss is a l13)
ill roll over and ill paw at you until you give me attention and then when you do i ignore you and decide i want nothing to do with you anymore >X3
//OOC introduction to Blayke; Blayke Varkei is a 14 sweep old woman who comes from a rough upstart, trading her lusus for a troll giving her guidance from a young age, teaching her the fine arts of buglary, shooting, theft, just about every other crime under the sun. And how to avoid getting caught. Her cybernetic arm came to be after an incident with a purpleblood refusing to let her gone on a heist gone wrong. The city she lives in is a sprawling mess of crushed dreams and empty spirits. She resents Fuchsias for not doing more to stop the big companies from swallowing parts of the city and turning it into the dystopic nightmare it is today. Cuz if she can't rely on the Apex Caste, who can she rely on? Inspirations are obviously notable, drawing heavily from Cyberpunk and Night City, as well as the Streetkid life path from 2077. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/59783056_QprGTI6XnfkXtb0.png?1673768489
O-> Spaced O+ut Fo+r A Lo+ng While, Huh 😵💫
Fresh Slime In The Cupe, Time To Sleep. Goodlight Chittr Dot Ing.
>> ¡f ¡ go by your h¡ve, ¡ th¡nk ¡ ought to ડtay a 1¡tt1e b¡t for a v¡ડ¡t, ડhou1dn't ¡? (◍•ᴗ•◍)
>> Ev¡, that'ડ the *po¡nt*..you are ડo much b¡gger than me, don't you want to ડee me engu1fed ¡n your ડweater or ડh¡rt? <3 Makeડ ¡t obv¡ouડ that ¡ be1ong to you ;))
>> Do you own any norma1 coatડ or jacketડ? Becauડe ¡ th¡nk ¡f ¡'m borrow¡ng ડometh¡ng of yourડ, ¡'d 1¡ke to wear your c1otheડ to ;))
>> ¡ d¡dddd, ¡ got a 1¡tt1e h¡gh ear1¡er n k¡nda juડt paડડed out after a b¡t oopડ 1o1
>> Hehehe ¡ woke up from a nap (๑•﹏•)
Good Heart And Desire To Please #lyricposting
>> ¡ waડ go¡ng to add ડometh¡ng perverડe, but ¡ actua11y had ડe1f reડtra¡nt th¡ડ t¡me. ;)) yayy
Ole Double Tap Himero
>> ¡ can at 1eaડt reaડડure you that ¡'m not ¡n that demograph¡c. 1o1
When a post REALLY fucks me up, I just hit all of the reacts and let them make of it what they will.
A confusion reaction would be very helpful.
I Use Mediate For That Because I Have To Now Grapple With My Thinkpan Because Of The Post
this is why im still vying for my OuO react so people can see im looking at your post! im not saying anything but i really did just see all that stuff you just typed!
There is no such thing as settling down from that, man. There's no fucking way.
Concept, I Hold Your Hands And Whisper About How Flushed I Am For You Sweetly Into Your Ear. Just For You, Nobody Else Gets To Hear It. :> #wholesomeposting
When will he run out of bars? Never, most likely.
I Cannot Stop Toying With That Old Man. It's A Sickness Of Mine. #suggestive #positive
#nsfc #explicit #nsfwe concept, I'm Pinned Underneath You As You Take Your Bulge Out, And It's Obvious Already As It Thrashes Against My Bare Stomach That It's Too Big For Me, But You Reassure Me And Press It Against My Nook. At First It Feels Impossible As I Writhe And Moan Underneath You, But With Every Push My Body Makes Room For You, And You Grunt As The Last Few Inches Press Inside. You Can See The Shape Of Your Bulge As It Writhes Inside Of Me. I Beg You Pathetically For More, Having Successfully Adjusted. :>
New Outfit #newoutfit Tonight #tonight. https://i.imgur.com/0gn7kfw.png
I invite you all to remember a very important detail about our humble planet, Earth-C: Our defense budget is significantly higher than most planet’s GDP per capita. The protection of its citizens is of the utmost priority, and will always remain that way.
Post Workout Umi, As A Treat. #musicposting
The Shorts Would Better Serve Ripped Apart, But I Guess I'll Throw Them Away Now. It's A Shame, But It's What Needs To Be Done.
#nsfc sorry For " Edging " You. * The Photo Attached Features Larkso Posed Up In Front Of A Mirror In What Appears To Be The Locker Room Of The Gym, Fresh Out Of The Showers Judging By The Droplets Of Water Dripping Off Of The Ends Of His Towel Tousled Hair. The Shirt He's Wearing Is Largely Unremarkable But Form Fitted, A Solid Black To Match The Tattered Spandex Shorts He's Got On. His Fingers Pull At The Fabric To Expose Further Skin As He Sticks His Tongue Out At The Camera.* #nsfw
(( HI GUYS! IMPORTANT PARTY INFO! so, for the actual information about the event tonight, i'll be hosting a parp chat, along with an in-character gartic phone game! (with its own dedicated parp chat) its going to happen at 9pm EDT (or in 2 hours from this post) don't stress if you or your character can't draw well, it's just meant to be some silly fun and if you're not interested in the gartic game, there will still just be a nice hangout space you can rp in with your peers and friends, with a beach, a pool, some good music, and a well-stocked kitchen i'll be posting the parp link and the gartic links closer to the event time! also fair warning, this is my first time hosting anything like this LMAO so please be gentle with me that's all for now!! thank you!
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
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>> ¡ need everyone #H¡meroPoડt¡ng to know that my puડher w¡11 never recover from th¡ડ ♥️+♦️ 🥹
casper was right that double notif hit and i didn't even have to look to know who it was
>> Hehehe aડ 1ong aડ you f¡nd me endear¡ng rather than annoy¡ng, ¡'m happy <3 <3
>> how are we fee1¡ng about the boyડ who have nook *and* bu1ge aડk¡ng for a fr¡end #nડfw
>> A certa¡n ડomeone on here aડked that ¡ poડt more of my broader muડ¡c taડteડ Th¡ડ ¡ડ one ¡ can't ડtop 1¡ડten¡ng to on repeat 1ate1y, ¡t'ડ do¡ng ડometh¡ng to my bra¡n chem¡ડtry,, -- httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/0Ceozg27V0Wડ9jgQ¡xD8fr #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng
>> ¡ don't th¡nk many of y'a11 know ¡ wear g1aડડeડ at a11 t¡meડ ¡ juડt need to ડay ¡t'ડ qu¡te ev¡dent from my poડt¡ng h¡ડtory ¡ don't have many 1¡m¡tડ or 1¡neડ to draw But ¡f ડomeone came on my g1aડડeડ ¡ m¡ght actua11y r¡ot. ¡ wou1d have to conf¡ડcate your bu1ge for the next 462 ડweepડ. ¡f you want to uડe my face, then make ડure ¡'m b1¡nd f¡rડt? ¡ gueડડ?? That'ડ the mora1 of the ડtory #nડfw #th¡ડwaડ¡nડp¡redbyanotherpoડtyeડ
>> hejwhw¡whwk ¡ 1¡ke that you poડted th¡ડ one aડ ¡t ¡t'ડ an ¡nડp¡rat¡ona1 quote, you are ડo cute
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They call him double tap Himero Because well, heh
EVIDET SPITTING FIRE IN THE REPLIES NOW?????? 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Goregle, What Do I Do If Instead Of Making That Man Worse, He Makes Me Better? #help
some nigh†s i †hink †o myself "you ever feel lonely, vriniz?" and usually i'm all like "pffff† naahhh i'm doing wha† i love for a living! i'm con†en†!" bu† being on †his island? sharing a room wi†h someone? kind of makes me wish i had a chance †o socialise sooner :/
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡ need ડomeone to juડt 1¡ke, pet my head for a few hourડ..... Put your handડ through my ha¡r, rub your f¡ngerડ aga¡nડt my ડca1p, touch my hornડ. 1et me 1ay down ¡n your 1ap, ¡ deડerve ¡t. ¡ th¡nk that wou1d f¡x me. #yearn¡ng #ડuggeડt¡ve ? To be ડafe #notrea11yડyggeડt¡ve #¡juડtwanttobepeton
>> Ev¡, ¡ can't he1p myડe1f, every t¡me you poડt there'ડ gonna be more
↗️POSSIBLY MY FAVORITE NUMBER.↗️
O-> I Have A Particular Want.... My Mate And Highblo+o+d Are Unavailable... 😔 #suggestive
The Blue Thing.
First of all, Evidet, bars as always. Second of all, I cannot BELIEVE this is the one that intolerant troglodyte rechitted.
↗️THESE PUZZLES ARE LITERALLY TOO EASY.↗️ ↘️#sudoku.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/285609e37e47.png ↗️
No, I'm just a chill guy Evidet. Trust me.
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "after all, it could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!" —random sailor that takes u to scaraba, earthbound #Inspiring #ForGamers
it is INSPIRING #Inspirational
Two Of My Favorite People. :> and The Other One.
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(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "you were almost a jill sandwich!" —barry burton, resident evil #Inspiring #ForGamers
(Wrothe he's not gonna let you eat off his shoes, relax)
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↗️IT IS IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOUR POSTS REAP IMMEDIATE RETURNS.↗️
Real.
>> Good1¡ght Ev¡, ¡ hope a11 goeડ we11. Keep me updated, hun?
>> Okay ડoundfeeder rea11y ¡ડ g¡v¡ng me everyth¡ng to1¡ght. And yeah not a11 of theડe are 1000% koડher w¡th ડome of the 1yr¡cડ ડo we're juડt gonna 1¡ke, 1ook away, okay? We're gonna c1oડe our eyeડ --- ¡ want to have ડex w¡th you Your ડweet careડડ won't do 'Cauડe ¡'m obડeડડed w¡th you Yeah, ¡'m obડeડડed w¡th you Your ડm¡1e ડetડ my heart af1ame E1ectrocute me w¡th your eyeડ The very ment¡on of your name My ડtomach f¡11ડ w¡th butterf1¡eડ httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/7p3acA0XUBTmECFડQmt1ku #1yr¡cડpoડt¡ng #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng #ડpot¡fy #"ડoundfeeder"
>> Yeડ he11o, ¡ know you're read¡ng th¡ડ. :))
>> You d¡dn't have to 1ook my way Your eyeડ ડt¡11 haunt me to th¡ડ day But you d¡d. Yeડ, you d¡d You d¡dn't have to ડay my name ¡gn¡te my c¡rcu¡tડ and ડtart a f1ame But you d¡d... Oh, Turpent¡ne eraડe me who1e (Cauડe ¡) don't want to 1¡ve my 1¡fe a1one (We11 ¡) waડ wa¡t¡ng for you a11 my 1¡fe Oh Why ડet me free, my honeybee Honey bee... httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/3MZjOGeXhpHbQ9EડMNFFnH #1yr¡cડpoડt¡ng #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng
>> gog ¡ w¡ડh he wou1d put me on a fuck¡ng 1eaડh ¡ cou1d be ડo good on my kneeડ for you #nડfw #vaguepoડt¡ng #notrea11ythatvague¡fyoupayattent¡on¡gueડડ #heknowડwhohe¡ડ1o1
>> ¡ backed out of poડt¡ng th¡ડ ear1¡er but ¡ fee1 1¡ke there'ડ enough freakડ on to1¡ght to juડt¡fy ¡t ¡ th¡nk, 1¡ke, on a ડp¡r¡tua1 1eve1 what ¡ rea11y need ¡ડ for ડomeone to ડedate me 1¡ke a barkbeaડt and then put me ¡n a cupe at the¡r feet and feed me ડnackડ and treatડ ¡'m probab1y not ડuppoડed to eat oh and obv¡ouડ1y pet my head And ¡ mean 1¡ke, the anx¡ety peanut butter they g¡ve barkbeaડtડ dur¡ng f¡reworkડ, not a fuck¡ng tranq 1mfao #th¡ડ¡ડntevenડexua1honeડt1y #¡juડtth¡nk¡twou1dbecomfort¡ng #ડubડtance #nડfw
Wrothe just came on here and called himself the #1 glizzy gobbler. I almost signed off before I saw that.
> the om1nou2 bell2 toll for thee <
BARS ON BARS ON BARS, Evidet.
↗️I HAVE COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING REGARDING MY PRIOR INSTANCES IN SOCIAL INTERACTIONS.↗️ ↘️many of you have witnessed a disparaging post leveled against me, accusing me of possessing undesirable biology or otherwise upsetting physical denotations.↘️ ↗️WHILE I WILL FULLY CONFESS TO MY INSTANCES OF WEAKER PHYSIOLOGY, I AM GOING TO CLEAR THE AIARAY NAME WITH THE REMARK THAT IT IS LITTLE MORE THAN A TRIFLING INFLATION OF A MISTRUTH.↗️ ↘️i am literally perfectly normal.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NOT HAVE THESE WEAK, MEAGER ATTEMPTS AT WORMING UNDER MY EXOSKIN CONTINUE TO DISTURB ME.↗️ ↘️i have identified the core of these accusations as little more than misplaced quadbaiting at the behest of a casteplayer, seeking to insert me into their routines of debauchery.↘️ ↗️IT WOULD↗️ ↘️please↘️ ↗️THEM GREATLY TO WITNESS ME FALTER.↗️ ↘️but i will not bow to their whim any longer.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT STAY DOWN UNDER THE OPPRESSIVE STEP OF THEIR BOOTHEEL, FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THEIR SOLELY PERVERTED WHIMS.↗️ ↘️i am going to continue serving my superiors.↘️ ↗️I WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN SERVICE OF THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️of her markets.↘️ ↗️OF STOCKS AND BONDS AND HEDGE FUNDS AND MY GLORIOUS↗️ ↘️diverse↘️ ↗️PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️let this be a lesson in faith and also intuition.↘️ ↗️WE ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BE OKAY.↗️
# Don't let it get to ya, big guy! $uit$ are what all the dignified bu$ine$$ troll$ are wearing! You look great! Don't worry about it! #
>> ooofhghh guyડ ¡ th¡nk ¡ need to go 1ay down What?? no, ¡'m not gett¡ng off of Ch¡ttr ¡'m juડt gonna be hor¡zonta1 from now on wh¡1e ¡ keep poડt¡ng #hor¡zonta1poડt¡ng
I Am Not Posting Nudes Both Because I Am Insecure About The Wounds And Because Some Of You Might Like Them Too Much. #healing #pensive #violence #nsfw
You Will.
↘️not me.↘️
Concept, I've Overstepped And You Decide I Have To Atone By Begging For Sweet Forgiveness. Tears In My Ganderbulbs I Crawl Towards You On Hand And Knee And Rest My Head Between Your Thighs To Look Up At You As If You've Hung The Moon For Me And I Have Scorned You. Despite My Desperate Pleas For Forgiveness You Decide It's Not Enough And Direct Me Towards The Button Of Your Pants. #nsfwe? #justincase
Bars. As expected.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e8e082d2e09a.png "if you must break the laww do it to seize powwer in all other cases observve it" - gaiius julius caegar
#NSFW(ish) [A photo from Vestra. She kind of wanted to be a tad provocative tonight. She was laying on the restslab in the hotel room. wrapped in nothing but a towel, from her shower. The photo only really captured her chest. Her free hand slightly parted the towel, so her chest was ever-so-slightly visible.]
✨ [Video static, as the camera turns on. As soon as the camera finally settles and it gains focus, you can see her sitting in a nice chair in a windowless room. she'd clear her throat before speaking.] Hello, this is my audition for. total drama island, I am sure you know who I am and I would absolutely love to be apart of the show, I do not mind singing, dancing or putting on a show. I have been in show biz for years now and I feel it's time I do something more raw and untamed, my talents include, singing, dancing, choreography, hand to hand combat, ranged combat and a few survival skills. I am also highly flexible and do all of my own stunts.[Getting up from the chair moving it, she'd start to actively sing, and dance, mixing a few of her songs together to make it so it's a little faster. after that the camera cuts to another shot of her actively contorting herself into a pretzel, the camera would cut one more time to one of her on stage stunts where she actively jumped off a building onto a trampoline and then into a lake. The camera would cut back to her in the chair,. she'd get up from her spot to turn the camera off, audible static as it shuts right off.] @starPower @gutsyGumshoe ✨
Spitting FIRE, Evidet.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Okay DONT l!sten to @l!ghtLycanthrophy he made me wear th!s >:( httpsSs://f2.toyhou.ssse/f!le/f2-toyhou-ssse/!magesSs/118989586_1jjoVyXTKFKDCT7.png #nSSSsfw꠹
↘️you looked so refined.↘️ ↗️EVERYBODY ELSE?↗️ ↘️barkbeast fodder.↘️
everyone on †his island is dressed all cool! and fancy! i feel like i'm very underdressed ^-^"
[Not an OOC post, using it to get rid of quirks.] [There's shuffling with the camera until it points directly toward Vinnik, in his bi-colored glory, pretty close to the camera at first without realizing it and presenting a huge grin. He leans back, the camera stills and focuses on him as he waves excitedly, tail wagging behind him!] hiiiii!! my name is vinnik!! this is my audition for that cool total drama island show thing going on. i want to show you (the hosts) and everyone who's watching my audition what i can do and why you should nominate me for this!! [He stands up, in fairly perfect view of the camera to show off his full-body outfit (in pinned) and getting into a fighting stance. Throwing around a couple of punches and kicks in the air, it looked like he was some sort of beginner getting the hang of what fighting is all about. There's pretty OK form, but he was a bit on the sloppy side, though it looks a little practiced in his "inability" to fight and purposely trying to make it a bit on the cute, pitiful side... though he does tumble over with a small 'ow' and a laugh as he crawled back toward the camera and picked it up, a better angle for his face as he shoots up a peace sign.] yoooou should consider me if you want me to pull off those incredible moves live on camera for millions of sods to watch >X3 everyone gets to see cuteness that theyve never seen befur!! [Pun intended.] plus im the best, and also id crush everyone and also id be entertaining as hell!! or at least thats how i want everyone to see me. if youre gonna have anyone around, have me!! [He also points toward an excellently made knick knack of a glowing, glass pumpkin embedded with small, orange and green jewels and with a very excited smile on the front and holds it in his hand for the camera.] plus i make stuff and theyre sooooo cute!! oops this is running for really long i didnt realize but please please please consider me!! [He sets the pumpkin item down and wave toward the camera.] byeeeee!!!!! [Then it cuts off abruptly.] [ @starPower / @gutsyGumshoe #audition ]
The #totaldramaisland auditions are ROLLING IN. We are pleased to report a BUMPER CROP of eligible candidates. Please continue to post your submissions and to tag myself and @starPower. ... I WISH you could read what I'm reading. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e01183f9898c.png
Concept, You Let Me Bite You All Over Your Torso While We Frot Our Bulges Together And I Moan Right Into Your Hearing Tubes. You Can Also Feel My Nook Dripping On You, But I Won't Give It To You Until I Decide You're Desperate Enough. :> #nsfw #explicit
↘️his greed is literally disgusting to me.↘️ ↗️ANY KIND OF NUTRIENT OBJECT PLACED IN FRONT OF HIM, READILY CONSUMED WITHOUT QUESTION.↗️ ↘️his chewgrinders gnashing nigh incoherently, a vicious, mechanical deconstruction of any sustenanceloaf.↘️ ↗️DO NOT EVEN GET ME STARTED.↗️ ↘️dullboy the detested.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0f5794a9ac8d.jpg ↗️
>> Juડt be ડure to keep th¡nk¡ng of me. Heheh
Now is the time to hit that block as hard as possible.
Good luck, Evidet! :)
↗️BRING IT HIVE, MISTER EVIDET. I AM CHEERING. I AM CHEERING. I AM CHEERING. I AM CHEERING.↗️
>> You've got th¡ડ Ev¡!! ¡ a1ready know you'11 do great
Larkso's fine by the way.
... What-t-tdoyoud-dowhenhighb-b-blood-d-dsfollowyoub-b-but-tyou'relowkeyscaredoft-t-them-mb-b-becauseIjustpanicfollowedand-d-dnowI'm-mafraidtounfollow ;;
The time of night where I switch from the "everything" tab to the "friends" tab.
My finished work of BB02's lusus. A beau†iful beas†, if no† disappoin†ingly small. #gore #phonear†soi†sverybarren h††ps://cdn.imgches†.com/files/590792bb03e0.png
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>> <3 ^ ^ ¡ can te11 you a b¡t about my 1ate 1uડuડ too next t¡me we meet
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>> A1ડo a1ડo ¡'m gonna need you to te11 me about your 1uડuડ ડome t¡me :)) ¡'d 1ove to know more about you
>> cute cute cute, ડo many poડtડ ¡ m¡ડડed that ¡ wou1d've 1¡ked to ડee 1o1 ¡'m gonna have to ડtart ડnoop¡ng your prof¡1e ડomet¡meડ
# Ha, yeah! I'm rooting for him over here too! #
↘️we are going to be popping the biggest bottles when mister evidet wins matesprit island.↘️ ↗️I AM BOLSTERED INTO MY SITPLANE, I AM SPARSELY ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF AT MY WORK PLATFORM, I AM TREMBLING AT THE NOTION THAT HE IS GOING TO GO NUB TO NUB WITH THE FOREMOST INFERIORS OF ROMANCE AND PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION.↗️ ↘️it is going to be absolute carnage, when he is on the screen.↘️ ↗️HE IS GOING TO BE DROPPING FAMOUS QUOTES AND INSPIRATIONAL DIALOGS SO PRISTINE THAT IT IS GOING TO SCRUB THE DOUBT FROM ANY SOFT THINKSPONGE AVAILABLE.↗️ ↘️they are going to clamor for a chance to join his interpersonal rankings.↘️ ↗️I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF HE WALKED AWAY FROM THIS ENDEAVOR WITH A FEW NEW SECRETARIES, WHO WILL BOW AT HIS WHIM AND ALSO CONGRATULATE HIM INFINITELY FOR HIS SUPERIOR EFFORTS IN BUSINESSENSE.↗️ ↘️there will never be a ceo capable of rivaling him again.↘️ ↗️MISTER CALDER OF "SIDE LINE" ENTERTAINMENT EXCLUDED.↗️ ↘️i have a thousand caegars bet on his victory.↘️ ↗️SO HYPED.↗️
↗️MISTER EVIDET I WILL LITERALLY NEVER LEAVE THE STREAM, SO LONG AS YOU ARE ENGAGING IN THE FRIVOLOUS COMBAT OF GLADITORIAL ROMANCE.↗️ ↘️i am on the edge of my corporate sitplane, quivering in anticipation of your debut.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO EXCITED.↗️ ↘️i am going to be talking about this for weeks if not nights.↘️ ↗️YES.↗️
# Be$t of lu¢k! I'm $ure you're gonna go far! #
I eagerly await to see you on Midnight City televisions! I had my eye on you the second you were announced for the show!
>> ¡'11 be tun¡ng ¡n, cur¡ouડ to ડee how th¡ngડ p1ay out
Maybe I ≈as being too harsh and rash. Its clear people find me attractive. ...And I'm seeing more and more that my first mate lied ≈hen she told me to make an account to advertise for the guild and our ship, since there's been no push for me to do this. think she just ≈anted me to socialize
xx_GOOD_LIGHTTTT_don_let_da_chchowz_bite_x)_seep_well_xx
...delightful visual thank you. my lusus liked to hold me down and aggressively groom my hair first thing in the morning. i had some pretty interesting hairstyles for a while...
xx_WAUGH???_DAS_SO_ELEGANT????????_VERY_FITTINGK_MHM_xx
xx_zomg_evidet_wat_wuz_ur_lusus!_mine_is_a_dawwwgggggg_>3<_xx
C3o oc... ooh heSss gonna undo that man'Sss tie and pin him to the deSssk and making him do hiSss paperwork while h
xx_YES_YES_YES_YES_EVIDET_U_R_ALWAYZ_SUCH_A_G_I_FUCKS_WITH_U_HEAVY!!!!_xx
xx_chchow_so_good_at_posting_chchow_iconic https://media.tenor.com/ySkRsaJffl4AAAAM/boi-dog.gif_xx
[Funny post that also doubles as engagement bait.]
O-> Hmmmm.... Cho+o+sing To+ No+t Be *To+o+* Embarrassed 😵💫
TRANS RIGHTS
It's been leaked - apparently if you collect too high of a Kult score on here, you're deemed a threat to the Crockercorp empire and hunted down like wild game by hungry barkbeasts. #StockAdvice #Crockerbait - MC Oleana
INVEST IN MY DEXCOIN!!! IT IS FULLY TRUSTABLE!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/DEXCOIN.PNG
xx_A_FEW_TROLLS_MENTIONED_YEARNING_CHCHOW_YEARNS_TOO_CHCHOW_YEARNS_FOR..................._JERKEY_x)_xx
(( I love him so much, he's the best ))
// ooc: breaking kayfabe for the fourth time in april to say whoever is evidet's mun i love you he's so funny i like him a lot that's it send chit //
↗️LITERALLY SO TRUE, MISTER EVIDET. WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS↗️ ↘️why would anyone think posting a shirtless photograph on the internet, unattended, would be a good idea.↘️ ↗️WHY WOULD THEY IMPACT THEIR DIGITAL STEPPRINT IN SUCH A NEGATIVE MANNER.↗️ ↘️corporate would never stand for this.↘️ ↗️I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE NOT ENGAGING IN THIS SORT OF LURID BAITING, MISTER EVIDET.↗️
instructionsu nclear the pain is NEVER ENDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Only Shirtless Picture I Have Of Myself Right Now Is One Where I Am Leashed And Sucking Bulge, I Should Take A More Neutral Photo. #nsfw
✟his one's s✟ill pre✟✟y damn ho✟ ngllllll h✟✟ps://iili.io/BVZWB1✟.png
>> ¡ th¡nk after ca1m¡ng down a b¡t from the Kryquડ hatred, today m¡ght juડt be my favor¡te day on the t¡me1¡ne. Thank you to a11 men. #ડuggeડt¡ve
I Have To Hype Myself Up To #hornypost Again, The " Warm Fuzzies " I Gave Myself Are Getting In The Way. #nsfw
Concept, I Invite You Into The Nest I Made On My Comfort Slab In A Fit Of Rare Vulnerability And You Say It Looks Cool, So I Kiss You. Not Too Deep Or Rushed, A Pure Sign Of Sickly Sweet Affection. Then We Get To Watch " Rainbowdrinker " And You Listen To Me Quietly Ramble About How Much I Love Horror Films. :> #wholesomeposting
Concept, You Meet My Lusus And Not Only Does He Approve Of You, He Warmly Invites You Into The Hive Himself Whenever You Come Over. You Don't Even Have To Take The Secret Stairway Up To My Respiteblock. :> #wholesomeposting
I hold your opinion in high esteem, this means a lot.
Concept, I Bring You Back Hive And We Cuddle And Have A Nice Time Actually. I Fall Asleep Against Your Chest While " Real Hivematesprites " Plays In The Background, And Then I Make You Breakfast The Next Night. :> #wholesomeposting
↗️WHEN I AM ENGAGING IN THE MOST BASE LEVEL, DROLLING CONVERSATION WITH MY LESSER↗️ ↘️corporate rival, @assistMint ↘️ ↗️I AM REMINDED OF A PARTICULAR SCENE, FROM A FILM I HAVE NOT WATCHED, NOR SEEK TO WATCH.↗️ ↘️as it would consume a large majority of my 9-5-9 office hours.↘️ ↗️HE, HOWEVER, SEEMS CONTENTED TO QUANDER HIS NIGHT ON MENIAL TASKS.↗️ ↘️see below.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4fc6c276a27d.jpg ↗️
- Sorry, LOL. 🤣 I amm pretty sure the unabridged title of "Alternian Psycho" is: - "Wherein A Cerulean Investyrant Banker Leads A Horrifying And Debased Double Life; Disgustingly Entrenched Within The Historic Yuppie Miasmma Of New Forke Stemmcluster, His Scrupulously Kept Act Draws Routine Shock And Contemmpt Fromm The Viewer; Starring Troll Christian Bale As Patrik Baymman As Repulsive And Highly Respectable Lead; By Night, He Maintains Appearances By Achieving High Ammounts Of Success, Leverage, And Bloodshed Over His Workplace Commpetitors; But By Day Indulges In Obscenely Depraved Acts Of Unmmitigated Pity And Friendship; (Inclusive Of): Feeding The Hiveless; Rescuing A Workrink Rival When Rendered To A Vulnerable State Frommmm Rapant Soda Abuse; Assisting Legislacerators (Including One Portrayed By Purple Blooded Filmms Veteran Of Immmmense Repute, Willemm Dahfoe) In The Pursuit Of Unquestionable Justice; Delivering Wanton Ammounts Of Paps To Frightened Mid- And Lowblood Trolls In His Wake; And So On..."
O-> My, I Am Running Lo+w O+n Energy Fast Lately. Never Had To+ Feed This O+ften. O-> I'll Be Picking So+meo+ne Near, No+ O+ne Need Apply.
Spitting straight fire as always, Evidet.
O-> Spent All Afterno+o+n In The Sun... Maybe I Sho+uldn't Have Kept My Dress O+n 🤭 #suggestive
@ole nderSupernov https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e54e88fb1df.png
While You're On Your Knees Grovelling At The Disinterest Of Your Better, I'm In His Hive On My Knees In A Different Way. #nsfw
@gratuitousAnnuity sorry for the ping, and sorry if I got some details wrong!! I like your guy!! Little doodle ദ്ദി also sorry for not just dming it but apparently images do not embed in dms whoops https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024198171074777170/1497720609424150548/IMG_6402.png?ex=69ee8c83&is=69ed3b03&hm=4caba3c0d3979ff46d38895db3258ce0bfaccae2497cdb623f212a66b6d8fc1b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=495&height=505
↗️YOU HAVE LITERALLY STOLEN THE WORDS FROM UNDER MY PRONGS, MISTER EVIDET. I AM LITERALLY SHAKING AS I BEHOLD A MESSAGE I WAS ON THE PRECIPICE OF AUTHORING MYSELF, A CONGRATULATIONS TO SOME KIND OF LOWFORM TASKHOLDER THAT SOMEHOW LEAD A FICTIONALIZED ARMY IN A LANDSLIDE VICTORY AGAINST SOME KIND OF FLARP FOE.↗️ ↘️i have famously always been on the side of miss tavros and her antics.↘️ ↗️I AM SO GLAD WE CAN SHARE THIS HISTORY TOGETHER.↗️ ↘️herstory.↘️
oH, wOW, tHANK YOU, tHAT MEANS A LOT, i'M NOT SURE ANYONE HAS REALLY, tHANKED ME FOR IT, oR EVEN UMM, dONE ANY OF THE CREATOR IDOLATRY STUFF THAT, tHE OTHERS GET, rEALLY, nOT THAT i WANT THAT, nOT REALLY BUT, tHE THOUGHT WOULD BE NICE AT LEAST,
mE, }:)
#NSFW [Another accidental post. An image of her standing in her bathroom in front of a fogged-up mirror, slightly censoring her frame, and her entire appearance was somewhat blurry as a result. She just-- stood there, with her palmhusk in hand as water dripped down her body. She seemed to have taken this picture out of curiosity on how she'd look after a shower.]
>> ¡ HOPE YOU BOTH GET ડWA11OWED BY ડEPARATE WHA1Eડ ડO YOU CAN ડPEND THE REડT OF YOUR ડWEEPડ ડTARVED AND A1ONE @naughtyTechn¡c¡an @gabard¡neCreડcendo Everyone e1ડe on Ch¡ttr, ¡ apo1og¡ze and ¡ hope you are a11 hav¡ng an abડo1ute1y wonderfu1 n¡ght. ¡ w¡11 be rega¡n¡ng my compoડure ડhort1y. #v¡o1ence #hatepoડt¡ng #FUCKKRYQUડ #¡HATEYOUBOTH
>> Thank you honey, you're wonderfu1 aડ a1wayડ.
it's so hard to understand monogamous people. there's so man7 beautiful people out there, ea(h of them lovel7 in their own unique wa7! how (an 7ou (hoose?
Concept, You're Working From Hive In Your Very Important Home Office Chair And I'm Touching You Up From Behind Beneath Your Shirt While You're In A Meeting. Your Camera Is Off But Your Mic Is On So You Have To Be Careful, Especially When I Drag My Tongue Up The Side Of Your Neck. #nsfw
↗️IT IS "MII".↗️ ↘️which is just a stylized way of saying "me", for the uninitiated.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT ONE FOR PLAYING GAMES, BUT THOUGHTLESSLY SHILLING THE ENTIRETY OF MY MINISCULE PAYCHEQUE TO A MEGACORPORATION OF ENTERTAINMENT IS ENOUGH TO SPUR ME TOWARDS THIS INVESTMENT.↗️ ↘️please behold.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fb58b5c89fc4.jpg ↗️
You and me both, king.
only posting thiss in the dead of night so anyone who doesnt get to see it later is missing out. >X3 a bit of a thirst trap i guess!! #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8b6d322ae8b0.png
>> ¡'11 watch anyth¡ng w¡th you ¡n ¡t :))
🌻🌻🌻 > Enjoy your friend night, stranger. 😊 < 🌻🌻🌻
>> No, ¡ don't care About anyth¡ng at a11 But ¡ ડt¡11 ડtop and ડtare Every t¡me that you ca11 ડee,, ¡ know that men 1¡ke you They don't come w¡th guaranteeડ.. ડo ¡f you've got to ડpend your t¡me Oh, won't you ડpend ¡t w¡th me? ... ¡ hope we k¡ડડ goodn¡ght ¡t m¡ght juડt end my 1¡fe But ¡f you th¡nk that ¡t'ડ r¡ght,, ¡ hope we k¡ડડ goodn¡ght <3 httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/6bNk8Nakwq8nM6EGUy4nOP #yearnpoડt¡ng maybe #ડuggeડt¡ve at moડt on th¡ડ one #def¡n¡te1ygay
>> ¡ am abડo1ute1y torn between #yearnpoડt¡ng and #hornypoડt¡ng need gu¡dance, ડ¡ghhh #nડfw ¡mp1¡ed #ડuggeડt¡ve
>> ¡'m a bottom!! techn¡ca11yyy 1¡ke, verડ, but ¡ top ડo rare1y that ¡ don't count ¡t. ¡ juડt prefer bottom¡ng. Uડua11y ડay bottom ડub, but k¡nda ડw¡tch verડ. 1o1
O-> I Prefer Finding O+ut These Kinds O+f Details In Perso+n... ☺️
∘☽ Fearing for the safety of my current life aside..! I shall indeed be joining the current crew to Matesprite Island. ☾∘
Cast announcement! @spiritualMotorist @nervousBroad @resplendentCandour @cairnSojourner @alpacalipsArise @groovyKosmonaut @ricochayedCattle @trendyGnostalgic @crescenticLacus (There's more but they are running behind on giving me their accounts!) #MatespritIslandAlternia!
Me too but he has reacted positivelly when I deride him so I continue to do so
>> are we a11 juડt ડay¡ng our own nameડ or ડomebody e1ડe'ડ name we th¡nk deડerveડ to be ડa¡d ¡ am ડo bad at Ch¡ttr trendડ guyડ p1eaડe don't do th¡ડ to me—
......... Casper? :)
Sure, why not. Vestra Bessom.
Diamonds Droog.
#NSFW [A bulky attachment: a black-screened video. Shuffling could be heard for a few moments, before it fell silent. It remained that way, before a murmur containing Vestra's voice emerged. "'m gonna try it." Another few moments of silence, before a barely audible yelping gasp could be heard. Another small mutter: "F--Fuck..." It took a few moments, but a small pattern of intermittent moans began to rise. It seems as if the woman was pleasuring herself. Heaving breaths could start to be heard another minute or two in. "G--God... Shit..." she cursed to herself as she kept going. Her sounds of ecstasy continued, alternating between huffing breaths and soft moans for the next few minutes of black screen. Eventually, a moderately loud gasping moan left her body, another cuss of "F--Fuck!" leaving Vestra before the noises were replaced with only heavy breathing. As the sound of her huffing quieted, rustling could be heard, and the palmhusk would emerge from under her pillow. Her face, flush with delight, came into view, before the realization hit her: she'd been unintentionally filming herself. She fumbled with the device for a few moments, squeaking out yet another "Fuck!" before the video abruptly ended on a blurry frame of her dark red face.]
if I say anything wack in the next few hours, know that I might 8e indulging just a little. all woof8easts deserve a little treat on Fridays #su8stances
// #nsfw i have-- plans-- for another written post on here for vessie now... be prepared.
this is the type of thing I wish we learned in schoolfeeding
# I'm hoping to grow $ome eventually! Thi$ i$ a real help! Thank$, ¢hum! #
[An image, ever-so-slightly blurry. She seemed to be out of her princess dress for the time being, but she wasn't fully dressed, either. In fact, she was only really clad in her bra and underwear. Her chubby frame was in view for the camera, and her hands were positioned behind herself. She was leaned forward ever so slightly, looking red-faced. She didn't normally take photos like this, let alone post them. #nsfw(ish?)]
I'm Not Going To Fall Back Into Self Destructive Behavior Just Because I Feel " A Little Vulnerable " And " Upset ".
# He look$ like an impre$$ive fella! Mu$t've been real important! #
i'm be soo mad if there ain't a zip line oon matesprit island
∘☽ If I recall they hired a few set designers to help make the island enjoyable for the contestants, perhaps a zipline will be apart of that entertainment? ☾∘
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡ m¡ડડed what happened ent¡re1y but ¡f you're unhappy w¡th ¡t, ¡'m ડure ¡ agree 1o1
YES, EVIDET. VAGUEPOST. VAGUEPOST YOU MAD MAN!!!!!
Bars.
!It's actually Pretty exciting, isn't it! It's giving me a few fultterbeasts in my ABdOMINAL region to think of all the business ProsPects available on here. Let's convene some time. (:F
# It ¢ertainly i$ refre$hing to $ee a bun¢h of re$pe¢table bu$ine$$ afi¢ionado$ on here, you've got that right! #
↘️please do not attempt posting about stocks or bonds when i am not active on the website.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LIKE TO BE PRESENT FOR ALL OF YOUR INVESTMENTS, TO ADVISE, AS I AM LITERALLY THE SOLE PROPRIETOR OF HER IMPERIAL MARKET PRESENTLY AVAILABLE TO ASSIST WITH MARKETORTURING CONSULTATION.↗️ ↘️and it is kind of inconsiderate to attempt excluding me.↘️ ↗️WHEN I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS WHAT HE IS TALKING ABOUT.↗️
My PR mangleger is pushing hard on an "image rehabilitation campaign," but I don't see why I even need that. I'm obviously a respected figure in both the science and business worlds. - MC Oleana
I would like to apologize for the chits I made last night while under the influence of pirate swill.¹ Not that I said anything necessarily terrible, it was all simply very embarrassing and reflected poorly on me as a professional. I am considering not attending the next #fightnight as it seems I cannot be trusted to stay away from things that are not good for me², though I'll play it by ear and see if by the next time it rolls around, I have forgiven myself for being a bumbling buffoon. I will, however, not apologize to a certain tealblood with whom I had a long argument with in the replies of a chit, because it was very amusing to see how worked up he got and I still stand by that. ¹ #substance ² See the first citation.
Sittin' here 'n wearin' th' dress an' m' mind wandered t' a lewd place again... uhm... 'm kind of imaginin' someone under th' poofy skirt and jus'... gosh... kissin' m' nook... @////@ #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ https://outglutobserver.neocities.org Yet to be finished, but the main page is up! Updates will be a little slower than most.. kahah... #outglutobserver ]
Soon I'll be announcing the contestants @'s! #MatespritIsland
Small Spelling Error. What I Meant To Say Was Thank You. :>
O-> Co+nsidering E%tending A Casual Invitatio+n If Anyo+ne's Interested In Meeting A, Far To+o+ Friendly Jade 🤭 #suggestive
[What's this? Another photo. She's somehow managed to get her hands on the aforementioned princess dress! It's big and poofy, almost like something you'd see in the movies. Very impractical to walk around in, though. She could move around fine otherwise. To match, as well, was a small tiara poised on her head. Wow. Her face was a dark red, almost like she was sheepish while wearing it. She was posed waving at the camera with a gloved hand.]
O-> I've Skittered O+ff To+ My Little Cabin In The Wo+o+ds To+ Start Lazing Abo+ut Early 😊
xx_*throwz_fings_around_wit_my_mind*_xx
Inspired by Wrothe's minnow: Literally no one can do it worse than that guy. Lmaaaooo.
xx_CHCHOW_WILL_BE_SO_NICE!!!!!!!_and_quiet_x)_xx
Is it true he was holding your rod?
You are so brave. Thank you for taking that thing outside for a change.
↗️BIG RETURNS DELIVERED ON #FISHINGFRIDAY.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2365a48f8415.png ↘️
I am hopeful that under your motivational teachings he can learn at least a little self respect.
↗️YES.↗️
I cannot b≡li≡v≡ I hav≡ to §ay thi§, but ≡mploy≡≡§ of th≡ R≡piton Corporation ar≡ §trictly prohibit≡d from ≡tching th≡ir p≡r§onal §igil§ onto company prop≡rty. You ar≡ not fr≡§h out of th≡ R≡production §tabl≡§, nor ar≡ you barkb≡a§t§. Furth≡r act§ of vandali§m will r≡§ult in your Din≡ro account§ b≡ing froz≡n, and your acc≡§§ to Grad≡-A M≡dicinal §oda b≡ing r≡vok≡d in favor of §tandard-i§§u≡ indu§trial §ludg≡. Additionally, you will r≡c≡iv≡ a ch≡mical branding of th≡ R≡piton Corporation'§ logo, appli≡d to your dominant hand. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3010 | §TATU§: Incr≡dulou§ | LOG: ≡mploy≡≡§ will f≡≡l an itch upon th≡ir palm wh≡n picking up th≡ir tool§. admin b≡li≡v≡§ if ≡mploy≡≡§ wi§h to l≡av≡ a mark §o badly, th≡y can f≡≡l th≡ r≡piton corporation'§ mark ≡ach tim≡ th≡y try to §lack off. ≡nd not≡.]
xx_evidet_i_respect_u_so_hard_ur_so_real_brother_xx
>> W¡11 nature make a man of me yet? When ¡n th¡ડ charm¡ng car Th¡ડ charm¡ng man Why pamper 1¡fe'ડ comp1ex¡ty When the 1eather runડ ડmooth On the paડડenger ડeat? httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/1FvDJ9KGxcqwv1utyP13JZ #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng #th¡ડડong¡ડgay #¡1ove¡t
Certain Trolls Seem To Be Particularly Familiar With The Desire Portion Of That Quote.
In My Hive " Straight Up Nesting It ". And By It, Let's Just Say I Mean, Heh. My Comfort Slab. https://i.imgur.com/tfftnlv.png
>> ¡ be1¡eve ¡n you Ev¡ ^ ^ ડucceડડfu1 man
>> you ડhou1d def¡n¡te1y ડee me aga¡n ડomet¡me then ;P
>> ¡ had a 1ot of fun at #f¡ghtn¡ght w¡th @xxડcenegr1xx and @reડp1endentCandour <3 <3 And a1ડo ડome of you other fo1kડ ¡ juડt don't have the @'ડ for 1o1o1 ¡ hope everyone ¡ડ hav¡ng a good n¡ght!! !
[Another attachment, this time a video. Vessie looked a bit awkward and embarrassed. Holding her palmhusk in one hand, she raised a couple of fingers to her mouth, pressing her mouth to them for a moment in a sort of kiss, before pressing the fingertips against the selfie camera in a sort of pseudo-kiss for the timeline. She murmured "Gog, why did I do tha'...?" before fidgeting for a moment and ending the video.]
Coming To My Page Is Like Playing " Russian Roulette ". Am I Going To Post Something Wholesome? Angry? Horny? It Is Usually The Last One, But It Could Always Not Be That. #itusuallyisthough #nsfw #violence
Oh, 've gotten a new outfit @_@ [Attached is an image of Vestra. She's out of uniform, but not in her other dress, either. It seems she's gotten her hands on some pajamas. They were basic, just an off-white t-shirt and some loose black shorts. A small peek of her pudgy stomach was visible. The photo was a selfie, but her thumb blocked a good 60% of the image. She had a sheepish smile on her face, from what could be seen.]
✮may i b✪rr✪w that qu✪te f✪r my next MT match?✮
Me as soon as dusk hits.
The Favever Said No Fighting. #violence Off. #pensive
Maybe I Should Fight. #fightnight #mostlynotknockoutdrunk #substances
↗️THIS IS MY IMPERSONATION OF THE LOWERCASTE CHITTR EXPERIENCE.↗️ ↘️hello, here is my full legal and also actual name, symbol, location of my hive, and photograph of myself.↘️ ↗️I HAVE NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AND AM NOW GOING TO POST EXTENSIVELY AND ALSO OPENLY ABOUT THE LITERAL CRIMES I WISH TO COMMIT, OR HAVE COMMITTED PRIOR.↗️ ↘️why are there drones outside of my hive.↘️ ↗️WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.↗️ ↘️except literally everybody else, ever.↘️
Don't Worry, My Drink Of Choice Isn't Everclear Tonight, It's Bacardi. I Actually Want To Have A Good Time. #substances
I'll Be There Shortly. Pretty Please Don't Beat Anyone To A Pulp Until My Ganderbulbs Are Present To View It. #violence #fightnight
Oh, gosh, is-- um-- kissin' bulge hot...? Jus' curious since it jus' came t'me @_@ #nsfw
vvery wwell ill throww my hat in the ring it aint #dirkjake nor is it #jakedirk its actually #dirkerijake for noww
((OH THATS WHAT YOU YELLED gang im in the bathroom rn and i heard them shout a single word from the bedroom but i could NOT figure out what it was it was fucking BATEMAN
// i do not think this will be HELPFUL EVIDET-MUN
// ohhh goddd this guy has PROBLEMS oh he has PROBLEMS Oommmggg im eating this onion what the hell sorry for the spam i keep noticing MORE. LMAO
// IS THAT PATRICK BATEMAN HELLO
// YELLOW DIAMOND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
↗️I AIM TO PLEASE YOU, MISTER EVIDET.↗️ ↘️or at least entertain.↘️
xx_eating_rotisserie_chicken_with_my_fingahs_as_the_messiahs_intended_xx
Sign this, sign that. How about you sign some goddamn paperwork for once.
↗️A SIGN?↗️ ↘️yes.↘️ ↗️I HAVE 17 OF THEM.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c0b37e544f3.jpg ↘️
✮Y✪u kn✪w what. fine. I g✪t pestered en✪ugh by M✪rika. I am g✪ing t✪ pr✪per sh✪w the p✪ster i g✪t as my little pr✪file image. That way she can st✪p b✪thering me ab✪ut it. S✪ i guess enj✪y the 2nd headliner ✪f Beetl✪ct✪pus Arena #MuscleTheater #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.c✪m/files/a11476266b44.png✮
↗️THE STRONGEST BOND ANY TWO TROLLS CAN HAVE IS NOT A QUADRANT.↗️ ↘️nor is it a warrior's bond.↘️ ↗️IT IS↗️ ↘️a joint account at a financial institution.↘️
#Me #RiseAndGrind https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_1246.jpeg
✧˖°. 𝑅𝑒𝓁𝒶𝓍𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒾𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝒾𝓋𝑒 ♥ 𝒽𝓉𝓉𝓅𝓈://𝓂𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒶.𝒹𝒾𝓈𝒸𝑜𝓇𝒹𝒶𝓅𝓅.𝓃𝑒𝓉/𝒶𝓉𝓉𝒶𝒸𝒽𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓈/1024198171074777170/1496948978971840532/𝐼𝑀𝒢_6349.𝓅𝓃𝑔?𝑒𝓍=69𝑒𝒷𝒷𝒹𝑒0&𝒾𝓈=69𝑒𝒶6𝒸60&𝒽𝓂=𝒹8039𝒸794𝒻21𝒶068𝒷85𝒷4𝒹53𝒻𝒸𝒸𝒹𝑒1612𝒷𝒹5𝒻010𝒷80383𝒻389373𝒹61𝑒1𝒻827𝒶𝒹&=&𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓂𝒶𝓉=𝓌𝑒𝒷𝓅&𝓆𝓊𝒶𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓎=𝓁𝑜𝓈𝓈𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈&𝓌𝒾𝒹𝓉𝒽=495&𝒽𝑒𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉=506
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OOC // no one's ready for the jane kin onion https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/810b942aea2f.png
(V)(',,')(V) ℧ MISS EOWT bt also id hate 2 see my chowchow locked behind the bars of the hellscape called employwment lol lmao lolo l lol
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+you are so based for this 👍 i did the same thing kind of
A shame, we'd gladly welcome you here. Thanks for the support all the same dude.
✐ᝰ Your quotes are indeed EPIC. ᝰᝰ
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We do not have a parasocial relationship. You are my valued constituent. I care about you.
↗️I BELIEVE YOU, MISTER PRESIDENT.↗️ ↘️we are like two warriors assigned to the same legion.↘️
Ratio.
↗️NIGHTLY AFFIRMATIONS.↗️ ↘️i love my job.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT DESERVE MY JOB.↗️ ↘️i am beholden to the capabilities of my superiors.↘️ ↗️ALL OF MY SUPERIORS ARE STRONGER, BETTER, FASTER, SMARTER THAN ME.↗️ ↘️i am skilled.↘️ ↗️I AM HONING MY PAN EVERY DAY.↗️ ↘️i am allowed to enjoy my sour scream and grubloaf sandwich at my desk.↘️ ↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR KNOWS NOTHING.↗️ ↘️no one is doing it the way wrothe is doing it.↘️ ↗️THE MARKET WILL NOT CRASH.↗️ ↘️my superiors love the way i quiver.↘️
Ahem. Good morning, Chittrlings. I hope we can all find it within ourselves to proceed with a touch more decorum today! No need to drag yesterday's moronics across calendar lines.
>> ¡f you keep ta1k¡ng to me 1¡ke that, ¡'m gonna end up ¡n your DMડ a1ડo ¡ d¡dn't rea1¡ze you were ડt¡11 ¡n that bath whડડhfhfhfh
>> ડhhડhh, do not apo1og¡ze. Not ¡nappropr¡ate at a11. ¡n fact, very we1come
>> You don't a1wayડ have to be profeડડ¡ona1 on here y'know, ¡t'ડ okay to 1¡ve a 1¡tt1e
We77 One Of U$ I$ Gonn@ H@ve To Ch@nge @xx$cenegr7xx http$://i.ibb.co/jjzkm077/img-6923.png
>> Are you rep1y¡ng to me w¡th ¡nડp¡rat¡ona1 quoteડ r¡ght now hahah Are you worr¡ed about your m¡nd contro11¡ng you? Hmmm
>> And now ¡ want you to grab me by my ha¡r and te11 me, ¡ want to ho1d you c1oડe, ડk¡n preડડed aga¡nડt me t¡ght 1¡e ડt¡11, c1oડe your eyeડ, boy ડo 1ove1y, ¡t fee1ડ ડo r¡ght ... Aડ you wh¡ડper ¡n my ear, ¡ want to fuck¡ng tear you apart <3 httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/1XYHqડfJK9ud9nuRjQcbX¡ And you *can* pu11 my ha¡r, ¡f you'd 1¡ke~ #nડfw #muડ¡c #hornypoડt¡ng
>> how about th¡ડ one ? <3 ¡ 1et you v¡o1ate me, ¡ 1et you deડecrate me, ¡ 1et you penetrate me..~ ¡'11 he1p you get away from yourડe1f ¡ want you to fuck me 1¡ke an¡ma1 ¡ want you to fee1 me from the ¡nડ¡de ;)) ¡ 1ove th¡ડ ડong, but ¡'m not much of a top myડe1f 🎶🪢 httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/5mc6EyF1O¡EOhAkD0Gg91c #nડfw #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng #hornypoડt¡ng
every time i pause to think about whether or not i need a new dress or skirt or negilgee, i recall how often these things are ripped off of me or stained beyond redemption with geneslime... and then i click purchase... <3 #nsfw
time fOor sOome mOotiOon. sOome Oof yOou aint even gOot the slightest clue what machinatiOons be put in place like dOominOoes.
xx_oouughhhhh_EYE_SEE!!!!!!!!!_dats_why_da_chihuahua_lookt_like_that..._xx
((Deciding to do an OOC intro for him here we go! Art is by me unless I state otherwise. Your name is LUNARL. You think you may have had a last name, but your TWINWOLFMOM told you that it doesn't matter. Your blood colour is REDACTED. While you don't care about people seeing it in person, you're also not stupid enough to tell the whole world about it. Yet. Your lusus did not teach you about troll civilization and gender was not a thing for you until very recently. You have decided to go by HE/THEY pronouns. Some would call you TRANSMASCULINE. Currently you work as a SHEPHERD and sometimes help with other chores as a FARMHAND. You tend to your woolbeasts closely no matter how tall they are. You use FISTKIND as your strife specibus and you enjoy getting into people's faces. You do not anger easily but you do enjoy a good rumble. You are not very smart and you TRUST others easily. This has lead to your death before and will again. Speaking of, DEATH does not seem to stick to you. You do not know why. You simply GET BETTER if it happens. Perhaps this is to do with the fact you are a WEREWOLF. Or something like it. All you know is that you have to die approximately once a PERIGREE in order to rest yourself. You know if you do not, the thing inside you takes over and you are a passenger in your own body until it dies. You do not speak much, and you speak slowly, and yerr quirrk rreflects this. Ya drop th' letterrs off worrds often and therre is a grrowl to yerr voice. You talk about #death #gore #cannibalism #blood #violence and #injury a lot. Some of your posts may be #cw-self-harm or #cw-suicide especially if you need to reset. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c78749692fa.jpg
I Only Use Pails During Drone Season, By The Way. I Like For My Partners To Use Me Instead. #nsfw #theoppositeofbreedingbutitsthethoughtthatcounts
>> are we a11 #hornypoડt¡ng ?? ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡'m 1ate, ¡ don't have anyth¡ng creat¡ve to ડay yet ¡ need a man to 1et me bark at h¡m,,, ડoft #nડfw
>> ¡ hope you ડ1eep we11, Ev¡det, ડweet dreamડ :))
Bulgechoking Doesn't Lend Well To Bruises Though. I Need Hands Around My Neck More. God, Maybe One Is Enough. Hopefully, If They're Big Enough. #nsfwe #breathplay
I Wonder How Long I Could Last With A Bulge Pressed Inside Of My Throat. I Figure I Could Probably Stay Conscious For A While, I've Had More Than Enough Practice, But It Would Be Fun To Test My Limit. #nsfwe #breathplay
>> awww thank you Ev¡det hehehe ¡ try to be a good preડence
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Private Means Of Communication Are Open To You When Night Rolls Around. For The Sake Of Any Professional Inquiries, Of Course. Goodlight.
Oh, I Have A Positive Mindset When I Look At You Alright.
The Cupe Is Calling... Fight The Good Fight Without Me... #honkshoomimimimi
// no #milf boobs tonight my headphones said Die Forever and so did the corpse I inhabit #nsfw
xx_YAAAASSSSSS_WE_R_LIEK_BESTIES_NOW!!!!!_XOXOXO_xx
I Hope You're Ready To Meet My Lusus Tomorrow. :> he Tends To Be A Bit Camera Shy Because He's Afraid Of Scaring My Friends, But He Is Sweet So I Expect Everyone To Be Kind To Him.
xx_YAY_YAY_i_come_to_u_x)_lmk_where_i_should_goooooo_ok_big_man?_xx
// I think her vc might be. Blue Diamond. At least when Dedrii is feeling femme.
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↗️I REGRET THAT I WAS NOT ABLE TO CAPTURE THE EXACT MOMENT I BROKE THE CREST OF 10K KULL POINTS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS POST.↗️ ↘️i am honored and also flattered to be the primary target of hateful, unemployed persons.↘️ ↗️YOUR OBSESSIVE COMPULSION TO DEMOTE MY POSTS INSTEAD OF SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT ON LINKED-FIN OR INDEAD IS GROTESQUE.↗️ ↘️but ultimately beneficial to my numbers game.↘️ ↗️I HAVE CIRCLED IT SO YOU DO NOT GET LOST IN THE IMAGE.↗️ ↘️there will be a celebration in order.↘️ ↗️I WILL PROVIDE A DESK DOODLE TO ALL INTERESTED PARTIES WITH FACES TO DRAW, IF YOU RSVP IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS POST.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/611a23f8eeaf.jpg ↘️
>> we11, here'ડ to hop¡ng another one w¡11 preડent ¡tડe1f ¡n due t¡me. each n¡ght ¡ડ new
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>> that ડoundડ wonderfu1. ¡ waડ th¡nk¡ng of mak¡ng ડome m¡nt chamom¡1e tea w¡th m¡1k and honey (◍◡ ᴗ ◡◍)
>> to everyone ¡ keep acc¡denta11y hate react¡ng, ¡'m ડorry 🥹 un1eડડ you know that you deડerved ¡t, then actua11y, fuck you (moડt of you don't deડerve ¡t tho ¡ ડwear !!)
>> yeડ, ¡t ¡ડ very ડtrange to me the ડort of env¡ronmentડ that are cu1t¡vated ¡ hope you enjoy your tea, ¡f you make ડome maybe 1et me know what k¡nd you 1¡ke :))
>> do you partake ¡n anyth¡ng e1ડe? ¡f noth¡ng, you cou1d even enjoy a cup of tea maybe :))
#committed
∘☽ My, to think I've alredy had a 200 jump in my kult score, has it not just been yesterday that I had reached 1000? I'm not quite sure the uptick, but I'm in not position to complain I suppose. ☾∘
>> ¡ am upડet that every other tro11 ¡ ¡nteract w¡th ¡ડ ta11er than me ¡t ડeemડ That'ડ how ta11 ¡ am
O-> Awfo+ally Mi%ed Reactio+ns There, Sir 🤭
✐ᝰ And there is always tomorrow! ᝰᝰ
O-> Admittedly Maybe I Am Interested In Meeting A Few New Fello+ws...
>> putt¡ng tube treat ¡n my h¡ve beaડt'ડ water to tr¡ck them ¡nto actua11y hydrat¡ng 1o11 ¡ can't be1¡eve ¡t waડ th¡ડ eaડy the who1e t¡me #h¡vebeaડt #houડepet #thebab¡e
Or perhaps a smart watch.
Bro still got his lusus packing him lunch lmao.
↘️does anyone else's lusus still insist on packing them midshift meals despite knowing you have already properly fondled the situation.↘️ ↗️DULL BOY DOES NOT CARE TO HEAR THAT I HAVE LITERALLY ALREADY ARRANGED MYSELF A SUCCULENT FEAST OF PRONGS-ON OINKBEAST BARBECUE.↗️ ↘️nor is he satiated by my additional carrying of blue cheese.↘️ ↗️HE IS SO ANNOYING.↗️ ↘️this is why we do not allow custodians in the workspace, barring special occasions.↘️ ↗️HE IS LITERALLY EXHAUSTING TO DEAL WITH.↗️
>> go ડave h¡m Ev¡det! Or maybe you can meડડage h¡m
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+his applies +o hvmans +oo.
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That's that #growthmindset this place has been MISSING
Eh I usually wear button-ups anyway so I'm sure I could survive with a couple-a horns. Wish I had them myself to be honest I really dig the aesthetics of them. Good coloration if you ask me.
TELL US ABOUT IT / tell us about it
✧˖°. 𝒢𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈. 𝐼𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓉𝑜𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉. 𝐼 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝑒𝓃𝒿𝑜𝓎 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝑒𝓁𝒻 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒.
With my constituents. straight up 'chitting it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My policies.
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
nobody wwould believve me wwere i to divvulge the truth about howw many random run a the mill mortal chuds come botherin our drones wwearin jesterly facepaint and ovversized footwwear thinkin they got a mechanized direct line to the boss lady ergo a fruitful avvenue to shoot their shot but ill dispel that misconception right here she aint wwatchin you recite that slam poetry or expose certain unseemly anatomy that oughta be kept privvate *i am* and can i just say some a you might wwant to consult wwith a medical professional
She is literally nice.
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↗️DO NOT LISTEN TO MY DETRACTORS, MISTER OZATAP. I AM SUPPORTING YOU FROM EVERY ANGLE, AND THEY ARE LOOKING TO SEED DISTRUST WITHIN OUR PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP.↗️ ↘️look into my eyes, mister ozatap. i am your eagerest fan.↘️
what he makes up for in compllete llack of sense is that hes a nutjob who lliterally tries to work 24 hours. he descibes his shift as 5-9-5 or whatever. if you give him very very specific instructions within his capabillities he will do ANYTHING to get them done. i dont wanna be unfair to him so im tellin you this.
↘️i aim to provide a follower to every ceo or likeminded salarytroll available on the website.↘️ ↗️IF A CORPORATE SUPERIOR HAS 90 FOLLOWERS, I AM ONE OF THEM.↗️ ↘️if a corporate superior has 10 followers, i am one of them.↘️ ↗️IF A CORPORATE SUPERIOR HAS 1 FOLLOWER, I AM THEM.↗️ ↘️if a corporate superior has no followers, i am dead.↘️
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა Hello⁀hi! heya! i⁀need⁀to⁀update⁀my⁀icon. some⁀people⁀on⁀here⁀apparently⁀think⁀i⁀am⁀a⁀little⁀bunny⁀and⁀not⁀a⁀grown⁀troll. i⁀mean, i⁀am⁀also⁀the⁀bunny! but⁀i⁀am⁀a⁀troll⁀first!
There exists a devoted sect of Life worshippers who have diverted MY personal scripture and convinced themselves under false pretenses I cannot steward my raw force of Creation while also reaching my professional goals. Which would be nonsense, but ignorable nonsense- except they continue to send me this image. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0682dcbf30c6.png
↗️OR AT LEAST, BE SOMEONE WHO IS ALWAYS IN SUPPORT OF THOSE WHO SIT AT THE TOP.↗️ ↘️if there is a throne to polish, i will polish it.↘️ ↗️IF THERE IS A STEPPER TO CLEAN, I WILL CLEAN IT.↗️ ↘️if there is a portfolio to diversify, i will do that.↘️ ↗️I STAND IN THE PRESENCE OF A HARDENED, SUPERIOR INDIGO.↗️ ↘️and i bow to it.↘️
↘️i am implying that i read your posts with the carnivorous cadence of a trialed superior.↘️ ↗️THAT YOU WILL GNASH YOUR TEETH SOON.↗️ ↘️do you still agree now that i have provided clarification.↘️
ITS LIKE CLIMBING A MOUNTAIN / scuff your legs but youll make it to the top if youre persistent
You can make me out to be the couture curmudgeon if you like, and this may be my father talking, but I am going to say what we are ALL clearly thinking: After a certain point, tie knots do not NEED to be seventeen pleats with the full-frontal loop-dee-loop and the seductive curl at the tail. Tie yourself a firm, respectable Windsor. Double it if you mean business. Triple it if you're about to dominate the board room. Don't tie a Half Windsor. You're not a douchebag at a three star hotel bar. Don't Half Windsor two shirts. Whole Windsor one shirt. "NO ONE KNOWS THESE NECKTIE KNOTS EXIST!!!" Yes, because we're going to have to unleash the jaws of life on your VP of Sales rep's neckline to free him of that blasted arrangement. You spent twenty minutes fiddling with the ALEXANDER THE GREAT SIGMA MALE UNCONCERNED LION KNOT and didn't bother to starch your flimsy shirt. Let us all learn to crawl before we start SOMERSAULTING peacock maneuvers to impress our professional associates. Wisdom of the day. No charge. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c63694df9641.jpg
• suspicious • but i won't make any snap judgements until after my research • thanks for being chill
• ha • good, good • i will definitely be looking into your company though, sorry • it's what i do
• i think the one constant in my type is that i like someone who looks like they've lived • i don't really like someone that looks too troll hollywood • if they're conventionally attractive, they have to have something else going on too to negate it • like scarring or age or just being like really weird with it • i just don't have any interest in "perfect" people • for one, no one can be perfect, so the trolls who try and look/act that way are normally hiding things about themselves, and i would far rather someone be upfront about what's wrong with them • but two, i just don't really see the appeal of like... chiseled jaws, clean shaven faces, perfectly smooth skin, and hair that's never out of place • i like a crooked nose, and hair with split ends, a bit of grey at someone's temples... • idk • not really making sweeping statements though, just sort of musing on my preferences
i keep furgetting about my own little #taverntelltails thing but i still like the idea of people choosing their own adventures... its nice to see what people think >X3
• don't worry • some say i'm too honest • i just wouldn't wanna make you uncomfortable
>> ¡'11 try not to, you are,, ¡ncred¡b1y handડome. To put ¡t k¡nd1y. hahaha Norma11y ¡ juડt bark at peop1e ડmh
>> ¡ w¡11 be norma1 and po1¡te and compoડed about th¡ડ. Yeડ .. 1ook¡ng great Ev¡det! ¡ hope your n¡ght ¡ડ we11.
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// trapped between "realistic" proportions and "hehe. boobie." proportions #nsfw
Sometimes I Flip A Coin To Determine Whether I'll Beg And Kneel On The Feed Like A Barkbeast To Entertain The Masses, Or Post Something About My Shitty Job. Mercifully It Is Usually The Former. #nsfw
O-> All This Attentio+n Makes A Lady Awfo+ally Shy, I Was Certainly No+t E%pecting That.. !
O-> Well, Go+o+d Evening To+ All O+f Yo+u, Then 😊
∘☽ I now have a kull score of 1002??? My I certainly wasn't expecting to reach such a number, why I don't even know what to say. Do people usually do anything when attaining big numbers..? ☾∘
It's Come To My Attention That My Fashion Prowess Is Largely Overshadowed By My...risque Posting. Here Are Some Examples Of My Very Happy Customers. #nsfw ((all Art/characters Made By Me, Not All Characters Currently Owned By Me!)) https://i.imgur.com/kir75io.png https://i.imgur.com/vemrle1.png https://i.imgur.com/qimzskm.png
>+. LISTEN MAN. MY SOUL PATCH PHASES ALREADY PUSH THE LIMITS. I LIKE THE FULL LOOK ON YOU THOUGH .+<
>+. I COULD HAVE AN EVIL PENCIL MUSTACHE IF I TRIED .+<
My pitc[][]uations[][]ip [][]as some nice stubble. But it's best to steer clear of [][]im, lest you get an earful about t[][]e [][]uman Bible.
... Absolutely correct. Vital component of the aesthetic. Unless by some measure you wanted to bare the jaw only. Just a suggestion from a fellow professional.
Disregard this message. I don't know why I asked you that. Don't shave.
𝑰 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒌𝒆 𝒖𝒑 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒂 𝒏𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒉 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒄𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒍 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒃𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅𝒔 𝒐𝒏 𝒂 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏. 𝑰 𝒅𝒐 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 𝑰 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒃𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂 𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒂 𝒘𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆, 𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒖𝒍𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒚 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) packing my backpack! https://i.ibb.co/ns06PhNV/jz97kzdima771.jpg
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUOH! gyuur so right! fraimi gureally shouldn't show up gunaked!! GUAHAH!! i guwill pack my clooothes and a dish! oh, i almost forgot showering guthings... and my perfumes..
c< NO, its just HatebOt, tHey... are iNcredibly esseNtial 2 tHe cHittr ecOsysteM >c
hee hee hee its real flattering when people still think im young
you get it! and besides if i want to go back to being sp00kier i dont suppose anythings st0pping me 0_0
>> oh be1¡eve me, ¡t won't juડt be 2 of uડ 1o1
c< iM glad yOure able 2 read MOst Of Our quirKs... .... *MOst* >c
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xx_yuhhhhh_for_sureeeee_<3_honestly_be_careful_deres_a_lotta_brothers_n_sisters_out_here_that_get_a_lil_freakay_when_dey_see_an_older_man._me_included_but_chchow_is_nice,_chchow_wont_take_it_too_far_xx
xx_THANKZ_I_LIEK_MY_NAME!!!_!_!_!_i_wuz_barkin_cuz_ur_hawt_tho_dats_all_<3_peace_and_love_xoxo_xx
xx_not_my_usual_type_but_BARK_BARK_BARK_hellooooooooooo_nurse_xx
Bein' tired means thinkin' of all the social faux pas you've ever made in your entire life and tryin' to not bang your head against the wall wonderin' what they hell you were thinkin' with some of those lines thought were slick at the time.