Evidet Ozatap
@resplendentCandour
CEO of OZA-TAP. Providing clean air for all of Alternia. P.S. Any legal concerns should be directed to the office of the OZA-TAP Certified Legal Specialists. ((image credit: @gh0st_bat))
⧃ Why in the name of the forty-eight constellations in the sky would a mayor not want fresh filtered air in their glut, I have never understood it. Forgive me for ranting, but this account Is supposed to be my personal account for things like this. Typically in cases like this, they reject OZA-TAP's services because they are more loyal to the Empress than they are to their lungs, but this man was a bronzeblood with an attitude that screamed 'The drones would cull me if they investigated me too thoroughly'. so I see no good reason not to take the offer I made. OZA-TAP is not a fiscally steep investment. Our units are afforable, because the point of all of this is to make Alternia's air safer to breathe, yet he rejected it and said he would rather leave it up to whatever happens. As if I could not tell him what is going to happen. He's going to inhale psionic fuel residue laced into the air and he is going to feel his lungs constrict until they fizzle and implode. And he is going to do it while wearing a belt buckle that weighs at least fifteen pounds.
what a bulgesniffer. do you have any competitors he might be getting swayed by?
maybe you should let 1t happen, l1ke, d1e the way you l1ved or whatever
⧃ We offered the fairest price we could. There really isn't much about that we could have adjusted, unfortunately.
⧃ There are only a few other air filtration companies on the planet, so I'm inclined to doubt it. But it is possible.
There a way you can go around selling filters to the people of his glut one on one? That'd probably be kinda tedious but you could like, send out fliers and see if any interested parties would wanna buy?
EXactly. Folks out there (in my eXperience) are wary of city folk at the best of times, so imagine you're already wary of someone and they come to you trying to sell a miracle product at a cheap price.
⧃ Not in a privately sanctioned glut, unfortunately. All trade and commerce has to be regulated through it. If I sold door-to-door, it would be a commerce violation.
⧃ I suppose that's fair. Oh well. Something to keep in mind for next time.
That sucks :/ Yeah I'm inclined to agree with the above there. Should let him live and die by the smog.
⧃ Apparently that particular area of the Western Alternia dunes is an independently owned private glut sanctioned by who, as our very unproductive meeting implied, seems to be a man who wishes Troll Clint Eastwood were his lusus. Never have I sat down in a meeting and had someone wearing a moobeast leather vest sitting on the opposite end before.
⧃ Only a few gallons worth of that. But his ego filled in the rest.
⧃ I have to kill that guy.
⧃ I do like this badge.
is this a badge that can be had by anyone who enjoys such a creature as the flowerbug/butterfly¿
⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/Jz0CbFLg/capsule-616x353.jpg See.
i thought the badge was supposed to represent this to be honest
⧃ That badge looks like the video capturing service I use to record and edit impersonal work meetings.
⧃ Another long work night ahead. The Empress had a new factory line developed in the sandglut area near the Western Alternia dunes, and the regularly intense heat even at night means the normal systems in OZA-TAPs are shoddy at best there. We need to improvise a line for that area.
⧃ Good dusk.
⧃ Hello Chow. Or should I say Chchow, after your slander campaign.
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⧃ It has been like 6 hours. Speaking of, why are you still awake?
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⧃ My palmhusk is going away. I'm not touching it until tomorrow. I would say goodlight but that would be dishonest. Terrible light. I'll be finding new friends on Linkedin.
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⧃ Goodlight, Chow. Enjoy the rest of your night and make the dashboard discuss something else or we're never going to the club together again.
⧃ Pascal is going to have to physically restrain me from calling a hit on Chchow. Kidding. Maybe. What the fuck am I looking at.
⧃ Cerner designed my hive security system. The name of it doesn't matter. It gets the job done.
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I call it the Boss Man's Big Bad Powerful Protection Bracket Plan or the BMBBPPB for short :) Or you can just stick your tongue out and make a crude sound and it does the same thing. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
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𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Heyy not too much on Mr. Ozatap... hehe. He is a baby man sometimes though. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
⧃ Anyway, that movie was good. Very good. I'm ordering us burgers now, thanks to the fast food propaganda of the ending. (They had burgers.)
⧃ This must be how it felt when I first joined Chittr and Casper kept assuming I was going to milkshake duck, or whatever the phrase is. I just see these men and assume they are evil. And unfortunately they always are.
⧃ Maybe the through-line isn't the facial hair. Maybe it is the turtleneck sweaters.
⧃ Sigh. Never fucking mind.
⧃ Pascal did choose a good movie, though. Frankly this particular well-bearded man doesn't actually seem like the bad guy he was made out to be.
pasca| has good taste in fi|ms, i think!
⧃ Why are the well dressed men with pristine facial hair in movies always the villain. Does the association always have to be proper facial haircare = the bad guy? Can a good person not purchase beard combs and mustache oil?
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⧃ Very turn of the century. I would prefer he had a beard to go with it, since a lone mustache only really works if you live on a ranch and have a deep voice, but I can forgive it for the time period. His attire makes up for it.
⧃ I am visiting Pascal tonight to watch a movie. After a productive but long night of work, it will be a nice way to settle down.
>>>(Out) of hive >>>(Noted)!..
⧃ Go anywhere near my hive, or come anywhere near me, and I'll kill you.
>>>(Noted) further... >>>(Much) to consider...
>> He'ડ not gonna be k¡11¡ng you but 1¡ke,, ડt¡11 back off
⧃ Seriously?
⧃ Good dusk, all.