♠ hated by @resplendentCandour
do 7ou think (asper likes raisins be(ause the7’re as wrinkl7 as his old ass?
You are also daddy fwiend.
This is different, Wrothe is not daddy.
consider; no
Daddy needs his gurt
I Shan't, It's Too Easy.
ᐖ I AM ᐖA ᐖAᐖᐖY NAOW ᐛ
✗✗✗ oh okay you meant that (◡̀_◡́) ok whatever fine ✗✗✗
testimony: this one is unironically nicer
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I must go swimming now.
Pwincess, it would seem that daddy stwuck a newve with that wast post. Come sit on his wap and we can tawk about it.
You know what daddy always says Cocky want boing boing And the cocky aint boing
✿ dead, bu𖧧 s𖧧𖥧ll clamber𖥧ng skyward. 𖥧 w❦nder wha𖧧 𖥧𖧧 w𖥧ll d❦ ❦nce 𖥧𖧧 ge𖧧s where 𖥧𖧧 wan𖧧s 𖧧❦ ✿
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Mr. Ozatap the agreement was we don't look at each others accounts don't break that now. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
I Am Going To Leave You All With My Wisdom. Yes, You Should Fuck Their Ancestor Or Ancestor Equivalent As Payback. They Are " Banking On " The Thought That You Will Not Follow Through. Mothergrub Speed, " Soldier ". #nsfw #nsfc #mywisdom
u c∆∆∆m scr∆∆∆tcb ∆∆∆n itch but u c∆∆∆mt itch ∆∆∆ scr∆∆∆bmch
~It's hard tO~ be a dick with~Out s~Ounding like a cartO~O~n bully sO~metimes l~Ol. Grr yO~u're nO~t my friend what am I 6~
Hey @re$p7endentc@ndour. You 7ike My B@nner Or N@h
I Am Not Even Attracted To The Mountain, I Am Still Honed In On One Specific Troll. I Am Simply Doing This For " The Love Of The Game ". #suggestive #positive #nsfc
Heh. Mountin' Mountain?
He Followed Me, Evidet. It Is Only A Matter Of Time. #suggestive #countyournights
It Was About You. Your " Joke " Is Now Immortalized In My Banner.
Do It For Both Of U$ 💖 $omething Te77$ Me I'm Not The Mount@in'$ Type 💔
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i think it would be fine if @chillerAficionado went bald
@controversialMilk shit Himero I fucked up, I'm afraid we got to go bald
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸miss WWW.rothe
Haven't said anything downright insane in the last hour or so. Gotta change that.. .Hm... Daddy hungy.
｢konbanwa! megane-san has created moar waifuification! (*^▽^)/★*☆ dis time, we have vkei-chan! @ardourCorvidae (*/∀＼*) ahhh~ vkei-chan was cho kantan to make!~ keke~ ( -∀・) vkei-chan is always nisu to megane-san. (*^￢^*) unlike his haterz, vkei-chan wuvs when megane-san nuzzles and cuddles! ( ・ω・) choto kawaii. the most kyutieful girl!....... (ФωФ) kekekeke~~ second best to ai-chan of course nyah!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nisu means nice! (=^ェ^=) choto kanton means supa easy!! vkei-chan already has perfect oppai! RENTRER EN SOI is the best vkei tunez, byuttt. (／_;)/ another trick on megane! none of them were kyutiegirls, just fembois. -_-]
⌬I would help but unfortunately MOUNTAINS destroy BOULDERS, it would be a WASTE of a good BOULDER!! #MOUNTAINMENTION #BOULDERMENTION⌬
｢(*´；ェ；｀*) so hard to suki you oza-chan.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: suki means love. (T▽T)]
｢nyah ha ha!! ( ´∀｀)σ)∀`) another waifu has hit da nyahwer! @resplendentCandour , ozatap-chan was choto muzukashī to kawaiify, because she's so... kyahkyah~ tsundere!! with choto kuudere tendencies, megane-san thinks. ( →_→) hyummm... megane-san usually doesn't bother with an ojisan like dis, butttt (。・ω・。) megane-san CAN learn to suki a jukujo of her biggu age. (*￣∇￣)ノ kakaka!! enjoy, fellow otaku!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: choto muzukashi means syo difficult (/ー￣;) megane-san really had to thinkku on this one. a tsundere is character archetype defined by a hot-and-cold personality. ＼(^_^)／ dey start out being cold, aloof, or openly hostile to mask their vulnerability, but slowly open up to their senpai! a kuudere is a kyutiegirl who is also cold (ToT) and mean (ToT) but has a pusher of GOLDU!! ( ´⊇｀) ojisan means old troll of big boy age. (*｀ｴ´) ew! (・ε・｀ ) jukujo means.... (ФωФ) ripened woman~~ ahhh~ syo much potential! megane-san CAN suki her, which means wuv! (´∀｀*)ε｀ )]
(laire is alwa7s out here speaking true fa(ts
｢ojisan. (´･ｪ･｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: ojisan means chopped unc in east alternian.]
ᐖ IRONIKLY NAWT KNOWING WUT IT MEAN IS LIEK. PART OF BEING UNᑈ. ᐛ
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @controversialMilk Your message is as follows: “i want you in every quad get that business guy out of here i can treat you better” Whoa... Stirring things up? How juicy! If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes ♧♢♤♡
#LOLOLOL #ICantStopHimIfHeJoinsViaMyLink!
yes, all the water guns do in fact fire in the face of the person who pulls the trigger. SELF INFLICTED splashies.
➡️Where did your short pants go, friend.➡️
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I'm just saying. I'm only saying. Here's what I'm saying. I've been fuchsia this whole time. Surprise.
You think you can tease daddy and walk away untouched
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I think you'd be a pretty cool marble.
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>> @reડp1endentCandour
>> #Myડ1¡nky #H¡m
artistic rendition https://cdn.iMMgchest.coMM/files/2d686d7bf7af.png
shavin the left half of MMy head bald n leavin the other half norMMal
[I PER$ONALLY FIND IT VERY UNPROFE$$IONAL FROM THAT OZA-TAP GUY TO BE $HITTING ON OTHER #OMPANIE$. WE AREN'T EVEN IN THE $AME PRODU#T FIELD. I AM NOT #OMPETITION.]
AsianDating: Asian Dating
im lookign at it agian its ofuckinng gunny
#ourslugs #nsfw #nsfc
:33 < hes pulling his slug out!!!!!!
IMSORRY
#mygaem
↗️IN ANOTHER LIFE, I AM CERTAIN THE BOTH OF US WERE OVERWEIGHT, 20-SWEEP EAST ALTERNIAN SALARYTROLLS.↗️ ↘️we would get↘️ ➡️beers➡️ ↘️together↘️ ↗️AND WE BOTH COMMITTED AUTOCULLING AFTER BEING LAID OFF.↗️ ↘️that is why we are the close associates we are now.↘️
#hi$di$@pprov@7 #hurt$@7itt7e #ic@nju$the@rthe #imnotm@dimju$tdi$@ppointed
https://i.g7azo.(om/3104541b864d(7fda940e33517abb57a.png i mean i (ouldn't not
#hishaterea(tions
I Like You A / Lot /, By The Way. In Case You Weren't Aware. Especially Right Now.
Do You Think I C@n " Touch Hi$ Rod " @t The Next #fi$hingfrid@y
You'll Never Scale My Insurmountable Kult With A Few Hates. I'm Making A " Rod " Post Next.
Concept, I Pin You Against The Wall And Whisper Into Your Ear. " I Have Purchased My Third Air Purifier " #suggestive
#ournotsorry
#ournotsorry
>> #ournoregertડ #ડcrapbookmoment
#ournoregerts
>> #H¡ડGravy
♡ Doubt it. My studio was burnt down. ♡
♡ You'll appreciate my present even less ♡
AU where Casper is purple, but he's the most unfunny motherfucker that the Mirthful Ones have ever seen, so they come down from on high and evaporate him from existence.
@resplendentCandour You fought bravely https://64.media.tumblr.com/12999a1a4c90cee5cfd6b4b339f5e2e4/38e9e5107406ea3d-fb/s2048x3072/191cafa88ddca4e3f7b166428eace455dda522d7.png
$orry, Hi$ Wh@t?????? I$ Thi$ @ Euphemi$m Or 7iter@7
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That thang was THANGIN
#Lol #Sorry #:P
=oXO #thebowiebulge =oXO
#thebowiebulge
you guys will nooot believe how satisfying that spine pop was goddamnnn
Good gravy...
Good gravy, that's intense.
i'm going to think "da seriouserrrr" ever7 time i see him now, thanks
Listen It's Not My Fault That Purplebloods Are So Hot. Take That Up With The Messiah Or Whoever The Fuck. I Want To Get Honked By A " Certified Clown ". #nsfw #nsfc #sleepyyy
Haven't been on the $urfa¢e in quite $ome time. But one mu$t maintain a₱₱earan¢e$.
Looking for more Remoraider$ to join my organization. Re$₱on$ibilitie$ in¢lude attending to the Big Fi$h, a₱₱lying vig ₩hen a$ked, and being generally ¢a₱able of breathing under₩ater.
A tale a$ old a$ tide. $o long a$ there are t₩o living troll$, one i$ going to o₩e the other, and one i$ going to ₩ant to ¢ull the other.
The tide$ are turning, and I'm feveri$h to $ee ₩hat'$ going to mount to the $urfa¢e.
Need $omething done, ₱ay for it your$elf. $hort on fund$ to get it done? Let me lend a hand, and $ome ¢aegar$.
@a$$i$tMint @¢hitinou$Traveler @arou$edDelivery @re$₱lendent¢andour ₱lenty more. They'd never $₱eak ill of my ₱ra¢ti¢e$ be¢au$e they ₩ork.
Another minno₩ ₩ant$ a bite. Go on then, take ₩hat you need. Ju$t bring ba¢k ₩hat I ₩ant.
1:1>†ruly I say †o you, †he blood †ha† flows wi†hin your veins does no† define your wor†h. Love one ano†her as I have loved you, for in †he eyes of †he Al†ima†e, every cul† is equal. #allbloodisblood #peacefulrevolu†ion #†hesign†
I have been asked to rank every bulge that I've done so far. #nsfw #bulgerating (Forgot to tag sorry for the double ping!) So. Going from Worst to Best. Hff. @bulgeCurator hhhfhffff @caliBorn it scared me. @technicallyTimaeus didnt actually have a bulge... @pulchritudePowerhouse mmmhumanbulges arekinda boring... @caligulasAquarium Sorry... Your bulge is cool... But I didn't like uhm. The taste really... @isolatedWreckage no hard feelings! I like it! I like all bulges!!!! @gratuitousAnnuity hhhhfuckyouwrothehhhh @heedlessCheapskate Cute! But I like. Uhm. biggerbulges. @gullibleColumnist Hheehhehehehethisiswherebulges I reallylike start to show up... @oleanderSupernova heheheh @naughtyTechnician Hhhhfffyouknowwhyilikeit.... @chitinousTraveler scarier than it should be @controversialMilk hhheh.. @aeneasCaldarium I forfeit that his bulge is cool! Uhm. Yeah! @resplendentCandour just good! @pendingCompliance rammewithit @mercurialGeloscopy TOobigyoullbreakme @tumblingTenet palindsbulgeis uhm.special to me. but i need to stay impartial. @cesarianAqueduct Five. @articulatedClawtography HHhehehhhhhhuhmyeah @archiveAddict ssoperfect @affableCantor istandby my statemetn that this is my favoritebulge
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@gratuitousAnnuity I have been permitted by CrockerCorp and Wrothe to review... Him. #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. I'm not a big fan of this one! But let's get through it. Strength: 9! This is actually fantastic. Uhm. If not concerning for other reasons. Pliability: 0???? Uhm. Length: 6. It's... It's fine. But seems longer than it really should count for. Girth: 4: Respectable. I guess. X Factor: -1000000000000 I am so sorry. But. It's shaped like his.. Uhm. Stock arrow things? And I can feel it twitching. It-- it can't be comfortable. Feel free to deny it. It tastes like... caegars! Uhm. I only have a couple of them lying around. But when he secretes, the taste becomes closer to nickel? It smells like... Beer. No, really. I don't know why either! Hhh. It might be fun for some! He'd be an excellent jouster... But. Uhm. Not in my nook, please! Hhhf. Clearly, there's something to be worked on! Mmmmaybeificanputmymouthonit
@controversialMilk #nsfw #bulgerating You are a hard troll to read. But I did it. Please, correct me if I'm wrong! I am working across timespace here. Your sheathe currently smells of a soft detergent due to your drawers. Its own #scent is a bit hard to makeout as a result. But I'm getting hints of green apple with a tang! Your #taste is... a classic. Almost that of your standard fleshtone taste many attribute but there is a small bit of bitter sweat to it. Hhh. And, uhm, your secretions are actually olive despite your lime status! Drink more water. Unique features are sparce, but that isn't anything to be upset about! You're dense! If you were to get a good rhythm you'd make any troll fill their tubs! Strength: 8 out of 10! You can certainly hit above your weight class. Pliability: 3 out of 10. Not your fault! Some trolls like it a bit stiffer anyway. Length: 6 out of 10. Perfectly suitable, of course. Girth: 7 out of 10! A very strong base, and it kind of hits like a club! X-Factor: 0? This is a wildcard stat. I can't see anything unique because it's sheathed... I mean. The density isn't enough to be unique here... So there you have it. A sturdy lime tree! Thanks...
o)( s)(it lemme put t)(at s)(it on
Being an orphaner sucks but its good work most of the timee
↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR HAS COMPLAINED ONCE MORE THAT MY DANDRUFF HAS BECOME "TOO INTRUSIVE TO THE WORK ENVIRONMENT".↗️ ↘️is there literally nothing i can do to ensure he is placed elsewhere, on some other kind of reassignment.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY PRAY THAT HE IS SENT OFF-PLANET, AT LONG LAST, EVERY NIGHT.↗️ ↘️he is as sickening as he is effective with a spreadsheet.↘️ ↗️HIS EFFICIENCY WITH GOREGLE SLIDES IS NAUSEATING.↗️
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And you reeled in a big one.
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↗️I REGRET THAT I WAS NOT ABLE TO CAPTURE THE EXACT MOMENT I BROKE THE CREST OF 10K KULL POINTS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS POST.↗️ ↘️i am honored and also flattered to be the primary target of hateful, unemployed persons.↘️ ↗️YOUR OBSESSIVE COMPULSION TO DEMOTE MY POSTS INSTEAD OF SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT ON LINKED-FIN OR INDEAD IS GROTESQUE.↗️ ↘️but ultimately beneficial to my numbers game.↘️ ↗️I HAVE CIRCLED IT SO YOU DO NOT GET LOST IN THE IMAGE.↗️ ↘️there will be a celebration in order.↘️ ↗️I WILL PROVIDE A DESK DOODLE TO ALL INTERESTED PARTIES WITH FACES TO DRAW, IF YOU RSVP IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS POST.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/611a23f8eeaf.jpg ↘️
Hm, ≈ords have po≈er. I should use them responsibly. ....and yet. It is fun, being a bit of a tease.