♠ hated by @resplendentCandour
@gratuitousAnnuity I have been permitted by CrockerCorp and Wrothe to review... Him. #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. I'm not a big fan of this one! But let's get through it. Strength: 9! This is actually fantastic. Uhm. If not concerning for other reasons. Pliability: 0???? Uhm. Length: 6. It's... It's fine. But seems longer than it really should count for. Girth: 4: Respectable. I guess. X Factor: -1000000000000 I am so sorry. But. It's shaped like his.. Uhm. Stock arrow things? And I can feel it twitching. It-- it can't be comfortable. Feel free to deny it. It tastes like... caegars! Uhm. I only have a couple of them lying around. But when he secretes, the taste becomes closer to nickel? It smells like... Beer. No, really. I don't know why either! Hhh. It might be fun for some! He'd be an excellent jouster... But. Uhm. Not in my nook, please! Hhhf. Clearly, there's something to be worked on! Mmmmaybeificanputmymouthonit
@controversialMilk #nsfw #bulgerating You are a hard troll to read. But I did it. Please, correct me if I'm wrong! I am working across timespace here. Your sheathe currently smells of a soft detergent due to your drawers. Its own #scent is a bit hard to makeout as a result. But I'm getting hints of green apple with a tang! Your #taste is... a classic. Almost that of your standard fleshtone taste many attribute but there is a small bit of bitter sweat to it. Hhh. And, uhm, your secretions are actually olive despite your lime status! Drink more water. Unique features are sparce, but that isn't anything to be upset about! You're dense! If you were to get a good rhythm you'd make any troll fill their tubs! Strength: 8 out of 10! You can certainly hit above your weight class. Pliability: 3 out of 10. Not your fault! Some trolls like it a bit stiffer anyway. Length: 6 out of 10. Perfectly suitable, of course. Girth: 7 out of 10! A very strong base, and it kind of hits like a club! X-Factor: 0? This is a wildcard stat. I can't see anything unique because it's sheathed... I mean. The density isn't enough to be unique here... So there you have it. A sturdy lime tree! Thanks...
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Being an orphaner sucks but its good work most of the timee
↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR HAS COMPLAINED ONCE MORE THAT MY DANDRUFF HAS BECOME "TOO INTRUSIVE TO THE WORK ENVIRONMENT".↗️ ↘️is there literally nothing i can do to ensure he is placed elsewhere, on some other kind of reassignment.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY PRAY THAT HE IS SENT OFF-PLANET, AT LONG LAST, EVERY NIGHT.↗️ ↘️he is as sickening as he is effective with a spreadsheet.↘️ ↗️HIS EFFICIENCY WITH GOREGLE SLIDES IS NAUSEATING.↗️
And you reeled in a big one.
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↗️I REGRET THAT I WAS NOT ABLE TO CAPTURE THE EXACT MOMENT I BROKE THE CREST OF 10K KULL POINTS, BUT I HAVE NEVERTHELESS DECIDED TO MAKE THIS POST.↗️ ↘️i am honored and also flattered to be the primary target of hateful, unemployed persons.↘️ ↗️YOUR OBSESSIVE COMPULSION TO DEMOTE MY POSTS INSTEAD OF SEEKING GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT ON LINKED-FIN OR INDEAD IS GROTESQUE.↗️ ↘️but ultimately beneficial to my numbers game.↘️ ↗️I HAVE CIRCLED IT SO YOU DO NOT GET LOST IN THE IMAGE.↗️ ↘️there will be a celebration in order.↘️ ↗️I WILL PROVIDE A DESK DOODLE TO ALL INTERESTED PARTIES WITH FACES TO DRAW, IF YOU RSVP IN THE COMMENTS OF THIS POST.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/611a23f8eeaf.jpg ↘️
Hm, ≈ords have po≈er. I should use them responsibly. ....and yet. It is fun, being a bit of a tease.