♦ pitied by @resplendentCandour
Every Time You Say Something I Have Something Less Than Appropriate To Say. #nsfw #explicit
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>> Ev¡, that'ડ the *po¡nt*..you are ડo much b¡gger than me, don't you want to ડee me engu1fed ¡n your ડweater or ડh¡rt? <3 Makeડ ¡t obv¡ouડ that ¡ be1ong to you ;))
>> ડenડory ડeek¡ng mood and ¡ can't f¡nd my co1ogne, terr¡b1e newડ ¡ wanted to ¡mmerડe myડe1f ¡n ડcent >:// wear a b¡g hood¡e w¡th ¡t ડprayed on ¡t
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Listen the "tinfoil" part came real in handy when you constantly forget to buy tinfoil, alright?
Concept, I Hold Your Hands And Whisper About How Flushed I Am For You Sweetly Into Your Ear. Just For You, Nobody Else Gets To Hear It. :> #wholesomeposting
Of course not. And don't call me Surely.
I'm not that old, am I? 35 isn't...like, middle aged, yeah?
I Cannot Stop Toying With That Old Man. It's A Sickness Of Mine. #suggestive #positive
#nsfc #explicit #nsfwe concept, I'm Pinned Underneath You As You Take Your Bulge Out, And It's Obvious Already As It Thrashes Against My Bare Stomach That It's Too Big For Me, But You Reassure Me And Press It Against My Nook. At First It Feels Impossible As I Writhe And Moan Underneath You, But With Every Push My Body Makes Room For You, And You Grunt As The Last Few Inches Press Inside. You Can See The Shape Of Your Bulge As It Writhes Inside Of Me. I Beg You Pathetically For More, Having Successfully Adjusted. :>
Don't Thank Me Now, Thank Me When You See It. :>
ur on the wrong site buddy.
fuck yOU
Sucks to suck, HNWI (High-Net-Worth Imbecile)
Yes.
ThiS next teSt requireS reactive cOOperatiOn. If yOu can keep aLL fOur reactS even acrOSS the bOarD. YOu wiLL paSS the teSt. Off the recOrD I DOn't think yOu can DO it.
>> Or you cou1dddd make a ડhow of ડupport, Ev¡ hahaha
>> A certa¡n ડomeone on here aડked that ¡ poડt more of my broader muડ¡c taડteડ Th¡ડ ¡ડ one ¡ can't ડtop 1¡ડten¡ng to on repeat 1ate1y, ¡t'ડ do¡ng ડometh¡ng to my bra¡n chem¡ડtry,, -- httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/0Ceozg27V0Wડ9jgQ¡xD8fr #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng
>> hejwhw¡whwk ¡ 1¡ke that you poડted th¡ડ one aડ ¡t ¡t'ડ an ¡nડp¡rat¡ona1 quote, you are ડo cute
￣\ can i have this one if i ask really nicely /￣
￣\ haha long(ing) /￣
>> We11, ¡ want you to croડડ my barr¡er ડo 1o11 ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡t'd be he1pfu1 ¡f ¡ taught you ડome of the wordડ at 1eaડt
I think you should reach out to his supervisor atp
The thing that lives in your shoe, king.
Evidet he wants to see your dogs.
↗️NO.↗️ ↘️i shant say.↘️
↗️WITH THE CURRENT STATUS OF THE GROWL JONES BEING UNDER ATTACK BY POOR ECONOMICAL INSTANCES↗️ ↘️(down -0.13% tonight, by the way.)↘️ ↗️I THOUGHT IT WAS IMPERATIVE TO PROVIDE A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL FOR MY FELLA SALARYTROLLS AND INVESTORMENTORS WHO ARE AT THEIR TIE'S END.↗️ ↘️this gave me a sensible chuckle.↘️ ↗️I HAVE EDITED OUT THE DIMINUTIVE TITLE OF A SIGNIFICANT OTHER, AS I FEEL THERE IS LITERALLY NO PLACE IN THE PROFESSIONAL SCENE TO JUSTIFY DEPLOYING THE STATUS OF YOUR QUADRANTS, AND REPLACED IT WITH A TITLE MORE BEFITTING OF TWO OFFICERNA OPPONENTS.↗️ ↘️engaged prong in prong in battle.↘️ ↗️PORTFOLIO AGAINST PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️please behold.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5a53766b1d5.png ↗️
some nigh†s i †hink †o myself "you ever feel lonely, vriniz?" and usually i'm all like "pffff† naahhh i'm doing wha† i love for a living! i'm con†en†!" bu† being on †his island? sharing a room wi†h someone? kind of makes me wish i had a chance †o socialise sooner :/
hAhA bUsinEss bitch is stuck on bUllshIt IslAnd
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡ need ડomeone to juડt 1¡ke, pet my head for a few hourડ..... Put your handડ through my ha¡r, rub your f¡ngerડ aga¡nડt my ડca1p, touch my hornડ. 1et me 1ay down ¡n your 1ap, ¡ deડerve ¡t. ¡ th¡nk that wou1d f¡x me. #yearn¡ng #ડuggeડt¡ve ? To be ડafe #notrea11yડyggeડt¡ve #¡juડtwanttobepeton
↘️i am awaiting your return with the clean, purified breath of a troll who is readily and also eagerly consuming evidetcorp's greatest breath aggregation slop.↘️ ↗️I WILL BE KEEPING YOUR SITPLANE AT AN APPROPRIATELY SEMI-COOL TEMPERATURE THAT IS BEFITTING OF OUR MUTUAL BLOOD COLOR.↗️ ↘️i will be here to boost your numbers and statistics whenever it is that you are willing to return.↘️ ↗️LITERALLY SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS THROUGH.↗️
O-> I Have A Particular Want.... My Mate And Highblo+o+d Are Unavailable... 😔 #suggestive
The Idea That I'm " Stabby " Is A Common Misconception. Not That I Don't Enjoy Using My Scissors, But I Prefer To Use My Bare Hands. :> #violence
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You May Not Believe Me, But I Am In Fact Capable Of Liking My Friends In A Platonic Way. It's Just That Most Of My Friends Are Very Attractive And Flirt With Me Sometimes, And I Am Weak Of Will.
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>> Good1¡ght Ev¡, ¡ hope a11 goeડ we11. Keep me updated, hun?
>> Th¡ડ ¡ડ the on1y ડong ¡ uડed to actua11y ડ¡ng a1oud around other tro11ડ ¡f ડomeone wanted me to ડ¡ng 1o1 ¡'m ડer¡ouડ, th¡ડ ડpec¡f¡c cover rea11y fuckડ. --- Your fa¡th waડ ડtrong but you needed proof You ડaw her bath¡ng on the roof Her beauty ¡n the moon1¡ght Overthrew you ડhe t¡ed you To a k¡tchen cha¡r ડhe broke your throne, ડhe cut your ha¡r And from your 1¡pડ ડhe drew the Ha11e1ujah
>> oh th¡ડ ડong actua11y r¡pડ my puડher r¡ght out of my cheડt th¡ડ cover eડpec¡a11y, th¡ડ ¡ડ my abડo1ute favor¡te one 1¡ડten¡ng to th¡ડ m¡ght aડ we11 juડt ડtr¡ke me down now httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/2GjjuU1Ce2e6OeY6g5d3Jc #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng
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>> damn a ta¡1 wou1d actua11y go crazy, ¡ w¡ડh ¡ had one too
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>> gog ¡ w¡ડh he wou1d put me on a fuck¡ng 1eaડh ¡ cou1d be ડo good on my kneeડ for you #nડfw #vaguepoડt¡ng #notrea11ythatvague¡fyoupayattent¡on¡gueડડ #heknowડwhohe¡ડ1o1
ヤッホ!> !!im hORnY pOstinG!! step On mY bUlGe And mAke me cRY And beG!! stRAnGle me while fUckinG mY nOOk sO hARd i scReAm!! i pROmise im A GOOd bOY ≧.≦ #nsfw #nsfwe!!
>> th¡ડ ¡ડ ડo rea1 When ¡ડ ડomebody gonna put me on a 1eaડh
ヤッホ!> !!we tAlkin AbOUt beinG On leAshes?!! im A GOOd bOY i sweAR!! pleAse tUG On it hARdeR... ≧.≦ #nsfw!!
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>> ¡ backed out of poડt¡ng th¡ડ ear1¡er but ¡ fee1 1¡ke there'ડ enough freakડ on to1¡ght to juડt¡fy ¡t ¡ th¡nk, 1¡ke, on a ડp¡r¡tua1 1eve1 what ¡ rea11y need ¡ડ for ડomeone to ડedate me 1¡ke a barkbeaડt and then put me ¡n a cupe at the¡r feet and feed me ડnackડ and treatડ ¡'m probab1y not ડuppoડed to eat oh and obv¡ouડ1y pet my head And ¡ mean 1¡ke, the anx¡ety peanut butter they g¡ve barkbeaડtડ dur¡ng f¡reworkડ, not a fuck¡ng tranq 1mfao #th¡ડ¡ડntevenડexua1honeડt1y #¡juડtth¡nk¡twou1dbecomfort¡ng #ડubડtance #nડfw
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>> ¡ truડt Chchow! Chchow ¡ડ ડtrong ¡ th¡nk moડt pp1 ¡n the car are h¡ghb1oodડ 'ડ¡de from me and C1a¡re Maybe we ડhou1d a11 be a 1¡tt1e worr¡ed about C1a¡re tho bc ડhe ¡ડn't ¡n anybody'ડ 1ap ¡ don't th¡nk
>> Chchow w¡11 cuડh¡on me w¡th her body and 1arkડo keepડ pett¡ng me ડo ¡ th¡nk ¡'11 be okay !!
∻If it's any c☢ns☢lati☢n, speeding never killed any☢ne. Just h☢pe they d☢n't st☢p very abruptly.∻
>> ¡ juડt happy that peop1e have bu1ge at a11, ¡n any ડhape or ડ¡ze
>> ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡ need to ડtart ડw¡tch¡ng to my a1t to repoડt the REA1 freak ડh¡t on here. 1o1 ડpare my ma¡n at 1eaડt ડome of the depthડ. #nડfw
I LIED ABOUT WROTHE'S BULGE! I WAS GENEROUS IN EVER STATISTIC. @gratuitousAnnuity #NSFW #BULGERATING HHHH. ITSPITIFUL. ITSSMALL. ITCOULDNTPLEASEAYESBUTTON ITCANTEVENSLIDEPASTYOURPANTIES ITCANTDOANYTHING ITSALUMP ITSUSELESS THISISALLTRUE 0/10 STRENGTH 0/10 PLIABILITY 0/10 LENGTH 0/10 GIRTH -20000000000000000 X FACTOR ITS NOT ONLY SHAPED LIKE A DUMB ARROW BUT ITS THE DOWNTREND ARROW. EVEN HIS BULGE IS DEPRESSED ABOUT BEING HIS BULGE.
↗️I HAVE COME TO AN UNDERSTANDING REGARDING MY PRIOR INSTANCES IN SOCIAL INTERACTIONS.↗️ ↘️many of you have witnessed a disparaging post leveled against me, accusing me of possessing undesirable biology or otherwise upsetting physical denotations.↘️ ↗️WHILE I WILL FULLY CONFESS TO MY INSTANCES OF WEAKER PHYSIOLOGY, I AM GOING TO CLEAR THE AIARAY NAME WITH THE REMARK THAT IT IS LITTLE MORE THAN A TRIFLING INFLATION OF A MISTRUTH.↗️ ↘️i am literally perfectly normal.↘️ ↗️AND I WILL NOT HAVE THESE WEAK, MEAGER ATTEMPTS AT WORMING UNDER MY EXOSKIN CONTINUE TO DISTURB ME.↗️ ↘️i have identified the core of these accusations as little more than misplaced quadbaiting at the behest of a casteplayer, seeking to insert me into their routines of debauchery.↘️ ↗️IT WOULD↗️ ↘️please↘️ ↗️THEM GREATLY TO WITNESS ME FALTER.↗️ ↘️but i will not bow to their whim any longer.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT STAY DOWN UNDER THE OPPRESSIVE STEP OF THEIR BOOTHEEL, FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF THEIR SOLELY PERVERTED WHIMS.↗️ ↘️i am going to continue serving my superiors.↘️ ↗️I WILL CONTINUE TO LIVE IN SERVICE OF THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️of her markets.↘️ ↗️OF STOCKS AND BONDS AND HEDGE FUNDS AND MY GLORIOUS↗️ ↘️diverse↘️ ↗️PORTFOLIO.↗️ ↘️let this be a lesson in faith and also intuition.↘️ ↗️WE ARE LITERALLY GOING TO BE OKAY.↗️
doon't thank me cuz i wasn't goonna give ya any
Concept, I've Overstepped And You Decide I Have To Atone By Begging For Sweet Forgiveness. Tears In My Ganderbulbs I Crawl Towards You On Hand And Knee And Rest My Head Between Your Thighs To Look Up At You As If You've Hung The Moon For Me And I Have Scorned You. Despite My Desperate Pleas For Forgiveness You Decide It's Not Enough And Direct Me Towards The Button Of Your Pants. #nsfwe? #justincase
did yoou want macarooni and cheese that fuckin' bad?
₍^. .^₎⟆ Can’t even h!de my globes !n th!sss outf!t :(꠹
He doesn't deserve your grace, Evidet.
↗️WE ARE GOING TO TAKE EVIDET OZATAP TO THE MOONS. WE ARE GOING TO SKYROCKET THIS STOCK SO HARD THAT YOU ARE GOING TO BE DROWNING IN CAEGAR. SELLING ONLY ONE OF YOUR SHARES WILL POSITION YOU WITH SO MUCH CAEGAR, YOUR GENETIC OFFSPRING WILL BE LEAKING SILVER FROM THEIR ORIFICES WITH EVERY LURID DROP OF SWEAT.↗️ ↗️YES. YES. YES.↗️
↘️you have a wealth of knowledge that has sparsely been tapped.↘️ ↗️A SUPERIOR THOUGHTSPONGE THAT IS SOAKING IN AND ALSO ABSORBING WHATEVER VIABLE TIDBIT OF SOCIALITY THERE IS TO ENTRENCH YOURSELF IN.↗️ ↘️all trade secrets.↘️ ↗️NEVER TO BE HASHED OUT TO OTHER INDIVIDUALS.↗️ ↘️unless it is on your own terms.↘️ ↗️THE WAY AN OFFICE BOSS DEIGNS TO BE.↗️
>> The Bu1ge Curator d¡d a pretty good job though, ¡ can't 1¡e
>> ¡f you rate h¡m, you have to @ me too okay?? ?
@controversialMilk #nsfw #bulgerating You are a hard troll to read. But I did it. Please, correct me if I'm wrong! I am working across timespace here. Your sheathe currently smells of a soft detergent due to your drawers. Its own #scent is a bit hard to makeout as a result. But I'm getting hints of green apple with a tang! Your #taste is... a classic. Almost that of your standard fleshtone taste many attribute but there is a small bit of bitter sweat to it. Hhh. And, uhm, your secretions are actually olive despite your lime status! Drink more water. Unique features are sparce, but that isn't anything to be upset about! You're dense! If you were to get a good rhythm you'd make any troll fill their tubs! Strength: 8 out of 10! You can certainly hit above your weight class. Pliability: 3 out of 10. Not your fault! Some trolls like it a bit stiffer anyway. Length: 6 out of 10. Perfectly suitable, of course. Girth: 7 out of 10! A very strong base, and it kind of hits like a club! X-Factor: 0? This is a wildcard stat. I can't see anything unique because it's sheathed... I mean. The density isn't enough to be unique here... So there you have it. A sturdy lime tree! Thanks...
>> hwuwjwjwkwhwk don't be d¡ડappo¡nted ¡n me Ev¡¡¡ p1eaડeee ¡ waડ cur¡ouડ hડhhehehe
>> ¡ડ ¡t bad that ¡ aડked h¡m to do m¡ne 1mfao
↘️my corporate superiors↘️ ↗️ALL OF WHOM ARE VASTLY MORE PHYSICALLY HONED AND INFINITELY MORE CAPABLE THAN I IN THE OFFICARENA.↗️ ↘️have seen my most recent posts, and admonished me for "needlessly supporting rival companies for my own sake"↘️ ↗️AND↗️ ↘️"haphazardly indoctrinating a wider audience into the feelerplanes of another, lesser llc".↘️ ↗️TO COMPENSATE FOR MY RESIGNATION TO A "LESSER SUPERIOR"↗️ ↘️can you believe that↘️ ↗️THEY HAVE OPTED TO TRY A MORE INTENSIVE, SLAVERING FORM OF CORPORAL PUNISHMENT, REMOVED FROM THE TYPICAL, INNOCUOUS EFFORTS OF PHYSICAL REPRIMANDING.↗️ ↘️i have been ordered, with pointed, iron prong, to remove the pre-chewed pieces of rubber mastication paste from the underplank of my worksquare neighbors' corporate workplatform.↘️ ↗️AND REGRIND IT, WITH MY OWN BLUNTED, USELESS FANGS, INTO A MALLEABLE SUBSTANCE ONCE MORE.↗️ ↘️i cnann allready taste the remmnants of its prior, herbal flahvor.↘️
I Was Wrong, There Is An Amount Of Mental Duress That Can Keep Me From #hornyposting. #nsfw #seriouslythough #ow
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↘️we are going to be popping the biggest bottles when mister evidet wins matesprit island.↘️ ↗️I AM BOLSTERED INTO MY SITPLANE, I AM SPARSELY ABLE TO CONTAIN MYSELF AT MY WORK PLATFORM, I AM TREMBLING AT THE NOTION THAT HE IS GOING TO GO NUB TO NUB WITH THE FOREMOST INFERIORS OF ROMANCE AND PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION.↗️ ↘️it is going to be absolute carnage, when he is on the screen.↘️ ↗️HE IS GOING TO BE DROPPING FAMOUS QUOTES AND INSPIRATIONAL DIALOGS SO PRISTINE THAT IT IS GOING TO SCRUB THE DOUBT FROM ANY SOFT THINKSPONGE AVAILABLE.↗️ ↘️they are going to clamor for a chance to join his interpersonal rankings.↘️ ↗️I WOULD NOT BE SURPRISED IF HE WALKED AWAY FROM THIS ENDEAVOR WITH A FEW NEW SECRETARIES, WHO WILL BOW AT HIS WHIM AND ALSO CONGRATULATE HIM INFINITELY FOR HIS SUPERIOR EFFORTS IN BUSINESSENSE.↗️ ↘️there will never be a ceo capable of rivaling him again.↘️ ↗️MISTER CALDER OF "SIDE LINE" ENTERTAINMENT EXCLUDED.↗️ ↘️i have a thousand caegars bet on his victory.↘️ ↗️SO HYPED.↗️
>> cough cough "¡ ડuppoડe we a11 know who ho1dડ the 1eaડh now" cough :))
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Imagining him bouncing on it And by it I mean bulge #nSssfw
C3o oc... ooh heSss gonna undo that man'Sss tie and pin him to the deSssk and making him do hiSss paperwork while h
blue white colored man. ur getting thingSss done to u in my Ssstory next
Ssso SsstreSssed i need to meditate. guySss in buSssineSssSss SssuitSss kiSssSssing.. oiled up guySss wreSssting and punching each other now thiSss iSss zen...
↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR HAS COMPLAINED ONCE MORE THAT MY DANDRUFF HAS BECOME "TOO INTRUSIVE TO THE WORK ENVIRONMENT".↗️ ↘️is there literally nothing i can do to ensure he is placed elsewhere, on some other kind of reassignment.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY PRAY THAT HE IS SENT OFF-PLANET, AT LONG LAST, EVERY NIGHT.↗️ ↘️he is as sickening as he is effective with a spreadsheet.↘️ ↗️HIS EFFICIENCY WITH GOREGLE SLIDES IS NAUSEATING.↗️
₍^. .^₎⟆ Sad old men sSshould def h!t me up! BonusS !f you're touch starved꠹
ME!!! I CAN!!!! INVEST EVERYTHING IN IT!!!
I Am Going On A Little Trip. :> some People Are Going To Be Alarmed When They Realize What's Happening, But I'd Like To Reassure You Now That I Am Going To Be Fine. Do Not Tell Scorpulous.
Likely not.
No.
Yeah, inves⟡ your life savings in i⟡ now ==⟢
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↗️LITERALLY SO TRUE, MISTER EVIDET. WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS↗️ ↘️why would anyone think posting a shirtless photograph on the internet, unattended, would be a good idea.↘️ ↗️WHY WOULD THEY IMPACT THEIR DIGITAL STEPPRINT IN SUCH A NEGATIVE MANNER.↗️ ↘️corporate would never stand for this.↘️ ↗️I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU ARE NOT ENGAGING IN THIS SORT OF LURID BAITING, MISTER EVIDET.↗️
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↘️why.↘️
↘️these high words of praise are literally some of the only things that make the long nights worth it.↘️ ↗️MY AMPORACOIN SITS HEAVY IN MY DIGITAL WALLET, BACKED SECOND BY THE BLOCKCHAIN AND FIRST BY THE STURDY, UNYIELDING PRONGS OF A SUPERIOR FINANCIAL CONSULTANT.↗️ ↘️it is like my caegar and also my own self is wrapped ceaselessly in a blanket of comfort.↘️ ↗️SO COLDBLOODED AND REGAL THAT IT THREATENS TO STRANGLE OR FREEZE ME IN ALTERNATING DEPTHS.↗️ ↘️i am supporting you always, mister ampora.↘️ ↗️ALONGSIDE EVERY OTHER BORN SUPERIOR.↗️ ↘️and corporate mainstay.↘️
O-> Spent All Afterno+o+n In The Sun... Maybe I Sho+uldn't Have Kept My Dress O+n 🤭 #suggestive
While You're On Your Knees Grovelling At The Disinterest Of Your Better, I'm In His Hive On My Knees In A Different Way. #nsfw
↘️please do not make posts like this.↘️
>> abડo1ute1y not!! ! He'ડ f¡ne, but noth¡ng e1ડe ¡ડ >>>:(((
>> ¡ HOPE KRYQUડ GETડ 1AUNCHED ¡NTO THE ACTUA1 FUCK¡NG ડUN @naughtyTechn¡c¡an #v¡o1ence #hatepoડt #kryquડ #FUCKYOU
Concept, You're Working From Hive In Your Very Important Home Office Chair And I'm Touching You Up From Behind Beneath Your Shirt While You're In A Meeting. Your Camera Is Off But Your Mic Is On So You Have To Be Careful, Especially When I Drag My Tongue Up The Side Of Your Neck. #nsfw
You Shouldn't Check Your Dms Here In A Minute Either.
Some people (not me, I'm asexual) would be turned on by that, unfortunately.
You're da big guy dat makes all da rules though
So Many Bottoms Aren't " Living Their Truth" . It Is Okay To Take Bulge. Do Not Settle As A Top If That Is Not What You Want To Do. #nsfw #inspirational
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>> ¡ am abડo1ute1y torn between #yearnpoડt¡ng and #hornypoડt¡ng need gu¡dance, ડ¡ghhh #nડfw ¡mp1¡ed #ડuggeડt¡ve
Lets see we got: ✔️ Person being stalked livechitting his every move. ✔️ A separate asshole stalker openly doing his revenge plot on an ex ✔️ That undisguised human trappes on Alternian running around with their location being broadcastes to all of chittr ✔️ Can't forget about the chasers. Lol Anything else going on today????
you ever do something that makes you feel so naked lol #freaksdontinteractimhavingamoment
I'm Not Going To Fall Back Into Self Destructive Behavior Just Because I Feel " A Little Vulnerable " And " Upset ".
mine plagued alternia for generations and wrought countless death and destruction on the planet seemingly at random but shes actually a big sweetheart when you get to know her!
YES, EVIDET. VAGUEPOST. VAGUEPOST YOU MAD MAN!!!!!
Nevermind, Nudes Cancelled Forever He's Here. #nsfw
↗️I WILL BE COMPILING A LIST OF ALL PROSPECTIVE COLLABORATORS FOR YOU, MISTER EVIDET.↗️ ↘️you will literally never want for anything.↘️
Maybe I SHOULD listen t' tha' guy 'n get a vibrator... I cannae keep postin' like this ev'ry time I get a lewd thought @///@ #nsfw
the business and financial troll chittr community subplot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4421717b80e8.gif (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, performance review week, the numbers are going up, #yaoicoin, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Remembering When My Ex Matesprite Used To Lock The Door On The Outside To Keep Me In. Good Times. #nsfwe
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Locking In Like A Chastity Cage On A Sexually Repressed Virgin. #nsfw #positive
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Don't call them bitche$$$, call them female$$$ like Big M doe$$$! #Femini$$$m
DO YOU GOT A BITCH OF CHOICE TOO I LIKE MINE WITH A LITTLE ATTITUDE
WHY YOU WANT WHISKEY YOU A FANCY SLOW SIPPER YOU SEE THE REAL HOOK UP IS BOURBON YOU CAN PISHPOSH IT UP IF YOU WANT BUT ALSO MIX IT WITH ANYTHING HAVE YOUR MF CAKE AND EAT IT TOO
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You should kill him.
↗️IS IT BECAUSE THE SAND OF THE SHORE HAS ENTERED YOUR STEP PROTECTORS.↗️
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↘️i have gotten to move closer to him.↘️ ↗️I AM JUGGLING BOTH THE OBSCENELY NONSENSICAL ACTIONS OF SOME UNKNOWN BUSINESS TROLL CHALLENGING ME TO A DUEL↗️ ↘️and my efforts in increasing our bitestock.↘️ ↗️I WATCHED, AGOG AND ALSO AGHAST, AS HE REELED IN A SPECIMEN WITH NO CONCERN AT ALL.↗️ ↘️only sheer force.↘️
>>>(Fishing) is like business >>>(Sit) back and let the offers come to (You) >>>(Opportunities) present (Themselves) to (Those) (Who) observe >>>(Arrows) diagonal, up and down #Skinwalking
[Another photo, this time posted only because a certain Cherub told her to. Her palmhusk was pointed downwards at herself, positioned on a high shelf in her hive. She was in another maid dress, looking up towards the camera with the most sad "wet cat" look she could muster. The angle it was at made her look shorter than she already was.]
↘️okay i am sorry.↘️
↗️I WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A POST ACTUALLY THAT I AM ALSO GOING TO BE PARTAKING IN FISHINGFRIDAY.↗️ ↘️which is perfectly in line with the current status quo of my most active and also grand employer, mister ozatap of ozatap industries and clean air corporations.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR FEEBLE, WEAK PRONGS TO PREPARE YOUR LINE FOR YOU, I AM A MASTER AT BAITING AND I WILL REMAIN STEADY THROUGH THE PROCESS DESPITE MY PROPENSITY FOR QUIVERING.↗️ ↘️i will not allow my damp fondlegraspers to let your rod slip loose during the endeavor.↘️ ↗️I WILL HOLD FIRM.↗️ ↘️i am so excited for you.↘️ ↗️YOU WILL ENTER THE WATEREDGE AND NOT EVEN HAVE TO CAST OUT, YOU WILL JUST STAND THERE AND THE FINBEASTS WILL LEAP TOWARDS YOU.↗️ ↘️in reverence.↘️
[An accidental post. It's a photo of her blurry face with her thumb covering half the screen.]
I cannot b≡li≡v≡ I hav≡ to §ay thi§, but ≡mploy≡≡§ of th≡ R≡piton Corporation ar≡ §trictly prohibit≡d from ≡tching th≡ir p≡r§onal §igil§ onto company prop≡rty. You ar≡ not fr≡§h out of th≡ R≡production §tabl≡§, nor ar≡ you barkb≡a§t§. Furth≡r act§ of vandali§m will r≡§ult in your Din≡ro account§ b≡ing froz≡n, and your acc≡§§ to Grad≡-A M≡dicinal §oda b≡ing r≡vok≡d in favor of §tandard-i§§u≡ indu§trial §ludg≡. Additionally, you will r≡c≡iv≡ a ch≡mical branding of th≡ R≡piton Corporation'§ logo, appli≡d to your dominant hand. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [CA§≡: 3010 | §TATU§: Incr≡dulou§ | LOG: ≡mploy≡≡§ will f≡≡l an itch upon th≡ir palm wh≡n picking up th≡ir tool§. admin b≡li≡v≡§ if ≡mploy≡≡§ wi§h to l≡av≡ a mark §o badly, th≡y can f≡≡l th≡ r≡piton corporation'§ mark ≡ach tim≡ th≡y try to §lack off. ≡nd not≡.]
↗️MY DETRACTORS ARE LITERALLY DOCTORING EVIDENCE TO MAKE ME APPEAR AS IF I AM SOME KIND OF REVOLTING OFFICEBEAST.↗️ ↘️and not just a highly dedicated and also devoted employee.↘️ ↗️PLEASE, TAKE THESE THINGS WITH A SECULAR GRAIN OF SODIUM GRIT.↗️
↗️IT IS A DOCTORED IMAGE, MISTER EVIDET.↗️ ↘️you must understand.↘️
>>>(Verifiably) >>>(A) firsthand account >>>(Not) the last... kekeke...
↘️they are seeking to undo everything i have built.↘️ ↗️PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO THEM, MISTER EVIDET.↗️
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↘️i am not a "cryptobro", my investments in digital coinage were helmed at the behest of my glorious superiors and all of their advanced wisdoms.↘️ ↗️THEY HAVE GUIDED MY PRONGS TO FRUITFUL INVESTMENTS, ALLOWED ME TO PRUNE THE SUCCULENT COFFERFOODS THAT SPROUT FROM THEIR GLORIOUS, MANAGED VINESTEMS.↗️ ↘️the cryptoguy is another troll, who shares a hue with me, but not a caste.↘️ ↗️THERE IS A CLEAR DISTINCTION THERE.↗️ ↘️i am a quivering salarytroll, an eager wageslave↘️ ↗️A SENIOR MARKETORTURER OF THE HIGHEST REGARDS.↗️ ↘️do not mince my name with his.↘️ ↗️HE IS KIND OF SLIMY AND ALSO UNLIKED.↗️
K--<*banging head into sheet metal so hard it dents* STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID
I Am Still Mad At Him And / Not / In A Hot, Pitch Way. I Need To Ascend Weight Classes To Properly Knock Him Out. #violence.
Maybe I Should Fight. #fightnight #mostlynotknockoutdrunk #substances
If I Look Like I'm About To Vomit, Cull Me Instead. I Would Rather Die. #substances #violence
↗️THIS IS MY IMPERSONATION OF THE LOWERCASTE CHITTR EXPERIENCE.↗️ ↘️hello, here is my full legal and also actual name, symbol, location of my hive, and photograph of myself.↘️ ↗️I HAVE NEVER EVEN CONSIDERED GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT AND AM NOW GOING TO POST EXTENSIVELY AND ALSO OPENLY ABOUT THE LITERAL CRIMES I WISH TO COMMIT, OR HAVE COMMITTED PRIOR.↗️ ↘️why are there drones outside of my hive.↘️ ↗️WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING.↗️ ↘️except literally everybody else, ever.↘️
Pleaseeee Dontlook At Mme Business Troll. Right Now. I'm Gonna Rip Ur Suit /off/ W/ My /teeth/.b #substances #nsfw
c< caNt wait 2 fucKeN leave #figHtNigHt sure, tHeres a lOt Of spectacle aNd all tHat... but alsO id ratHer just sit dOwN aNd get fucKed up iN a quiet rOOM >c
Oh, gosh, is-- um-- kissin' bulge hot...? Jus' curious since it jus' came t'me @_@ #nsfw
And Yet, I Am Somehow Still More Normal Tonight Than I Was Last Light.
↘️i am prepared to balance your checkbook as repentance.↘️
↗️I HAVE ONCE AGAIN PROVEN THAT I AM AN INFERIOR SPECIMEN OF AN INDIGOBLOOD.↗️ ↘️i am so different from members of my caste and perhaps even the wider hue that i am preemptively vibrating with shame, my support column bowed in acknowledgment that i am deskjockey first, adequate troll second.↘️ ↗️MY GRAND SUPERIOR APPROACHED MY DESK, WHILE I WAS ATTEMPTING TO MAKE THIS FRUITLESS CONNECTION TO MEMBERS OF MY OWN SUBSERVIENT ILK, AND HESITATED.↗️ ↘️a gropeplane raised, he could not even bare to strike me for my obvious display of slackery.↘️ ↗️HE WAS TOO BEWILDERED BY THE DAMPNESS OF MY HEADSTEM AND AUDACITY TO CONSUME VALUABLE OFFICE HOURS WITH THIS VENTURE, THAT HE COULD NOT EVEN CONCEPTUALIZE CRUELTY.↗️ ↘️he could not look me in the bulbs when i turned, and this slipped to the carpet.↘️ ↗️I AM EXPERIENCING EVERY LAYER OF SHAME RIGHT NOW.↗️ ↘️i feel no connection to this indigo-typical beastsona, even if i have tried to ascribe to it features that are characteristics solely of me.↘️ ↗️IF YOU ARE DISTURBED BY MY LATENT ATTEMPTS AT RELATABILITY, YOU MAY ADMONISH ME.↗️ ↘️do not hold back.↘️ ↗️@naughtyTechnician ↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/91d8b1c35d08.png ↘️
>> we11, ડome of uડ are ડt¡11 around ^ ^;; depend¡ng on where you 1ook
girls dont like bein compared to skywwhales romance is dead
↗️A SIGN?↗️ ↘️yes.↘️ ↗️I HAVE 17 OF THEM.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c0b37e544f3.jpg ↘️
Do you ever feel like None of this is Real?
You better support Chchow's smexies.
Do people do still use the word smexy? #claireandchchowdonotinteract #youareexemptfromthispost
✐ᝰ What if you get knocked down and all of your cybernetic limbs fall off you like a doll or perhaps like Troll Sonic the Hedgehog loses his coins? ᝰᝰ
>> ¡f you keep ta1k¡ng to me 1¡ke that, ¡'m gonna end up ¡n your DMડ a1ડo ¡ d¡dn't rea1¡ze you were ડt¡11 ¡n that bath whડડhfhfhfh
>> ડhhડhh, do not apo1og¡ze. Not ¡nappropr¡ate at a11. ¡n fact, very we1come
>> You don't a1wayડ have to be profeડડ¡ona1 on here y'know, ¡t'ડ okay to 1¡ve a 1¡tt1e
>> Are you rep1y¡ng to me w¡th ¡nડp¡rat¡ona1 quoteડ r¡ght now hahah Are you worr¡ed about your m¡nd contro11¡ng you? Hmmm
>> how about th¡ડ one ? <3 ¡ 1et you v¡o1ate me, ¡ 1et you deડecrate me, ¡ 1et you penetrate me..~ ¡'11 he1p you get away from yourડe1f ¡ want you to fuck me 1¡ke an¡ma1 ¡ want you to fee1 me from the ¡nડ¡de ;)) ¡ 1ove th¡ડ ડong, but ¡'m not much of a top myડe1f 🎶🪢 httpડ://open.ડpot¡fy.com/track/5mc6EyF1O¡EOhAkD0Gg91c #nડfw #muડ¡c #now1¡ડten¡ng #hornypoડt¡ng
>> ડmh ડomeone rea11y ડhou1d make me choke on ¡t (๑•﹏•) .....p1eaડe?? #nડfw #hornypoડt¡ng #rankma¡dneverડtopwr¡t¡ngp1ડ
Retreating Into The Cupe For Real This Time, I Promise.
I Only Use Pails During Drone Season, By The Way. I Like For My Partners To Use Me Instead. #nsfw #theoppositeofbreedingbutitsthethoughtthatcounts
>> are we a11 #hornypoડt¡ng ?? ¡ fee1 1¡ke ¡'m 1ate, ¡ don't have anyth¡ng creat¡ve to ડay yet ¡ need a man to 1et me bark at h¡m,,, ડoft #nડfw
i could always send some spirits to haunt you if thatll help!
I Wonder How Long I Could Last With A Bulge Pressed Inside Of My Throat. I Figure I Could Probably Stay Conscious For A While, I've Had More Than Enough Practice, But It Would Be Fun To Test My Limit. #nsfwe #breathplay
Private Means Of Communication Are Open To You When Night Rolls Around. For The Sake Of Any Professional Inquiries, Of Course. Goodlight.
Oh, I Have A Positive Mindset When I Look At You Alright.
O-> I Suppo+se This Isn't The Nicest Night To+ Flirt No+w..
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>> oh no ;(( ¡'m ડo ડorry Ev¡det,, do you,, have another mug maybe? ¡t cou1d be worth a do-over
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>> chchow you are ડo r¡ght honeડt1y ¡f he doeડn't want to, we cou1d take weed gumm¡eડ together 👯
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>> thank you Tro11bama, ¡'m g1ad you get ¡t hahah
Extremely real.
>> tw¡nડ tw¡nડ tw¡nડ tw¡nડ tw¡nડ oh my god #rech¡tt 👯
Just a warning. So that one day when you open up your tl and see butthole you're not like unexpected. You're like.. Yep. That's butthole. #nsfw ish
✐ᝰ This isn't a #factfromthearchive but, ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ A fact from Soleah's heart, It's actually really sexy and impressive when, especially the higher up you are on the spectrum, you can get through one (1) conversation without bringing up systemic anything ᝰᝰ
>> ¡ntereડt¡ng, you rea11y marr¡ed the job huh?
O-> Awfo+ally Mi%ed Reactio+ns There, Sir 🤭
O-> Admittedly Maybe I Am Interested In Meeting A Few New Fello+ws...
↘️you are so amazing.↘️
↗️I WILL EXPLAIN EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW, IF YOU ASK ME.↗️
↗️THIS IS SUCH A WISE AND ALSO OPEN THING TO SAY. TO TAKE MY LURID MESSAGE INQUIRING ABOUT THE STATUS OF YOUR INDIGO-TYPICAL STRENGTH, INVERTING IT, AND MAKING IT ABOUT THE INCREDIBLE HEFTS YOU MANEUVER FOR YOUR TOP-CLASS EMPLOYEES.↗️ ↘️i have so much to learn.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE TRULY ONE OF THE CEO "GOATS" OF ALL TIME.↗️
↘️i am sorry for embarassing you.↘️
↘️this is literally so true, i am feeling like a complete and total fool for admonishing my dearest and also nearest.↘️ ↗️I DO NOT EVEN DESERVE YOUR SECOND CHANCES, BUT APPRECIATE THEM NEVERTHELESS.↗️ ↘️how much can you lift.↘️
let him rot ;p it;d be a fчn experience for him
☆ It’s Kalled an aKtion shot, something to Katch the eye☆
>>>(When) digitization comes along and (Our) bodies are rendered from bone and into code >>>(Perhaps) (They) will find value when (We) can hold (Them) in hands only imagined
Sometimes I read a deathhh thhhreat aimed towards anothhher lowblood on thhhis site and hhh hhh imagine it was aimed at me instead ^u^ hhhhhhhhh
oof i been there trollbama nothin like an untimely emotional outburst to tarnish your cultivvated social media professional image
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↘️ @resplendentCandour ↘️ ↗️ARE YOU MAD AT ME.↗️
↗️YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED, SIR.↗️ ↘️i will do anything for you.↘️ ↗️I WILL BE YOUR TOP CLASS EMPLOYEE.↗️
↗️LOOK AT THE LOWER CLASS OF THESE INDIVIDUALS.↗️ ↘️look at how they want to sew distrust in our corporate ladder.↘️ ↗️THEY WANT TO DECONSTRUCT US.↗️ ↘️they want to make us both suffer.↘️
↗️DO NOT LISTEN TO MY DETRACTORS, MISTER OZATAP. I AM SUPPORTING YOU FROM EVERY ANGLE, AND THEY ARE LOOKING TO SEED DISTRUST WITHIN OUR PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIP.↗️ ↘️look into my eyes, mister ozatap. i am your eagerest fan.↘️
Express as much support as you wish; he surely could do with something sturdy to lean against.
In case I am being too opaque, I mean that I am under the impression that he would rather die a thousand miserable deaths than be placed in position of leadership.
Took the Kinsey Scale Test. I believe my results may be unfairly skewed by the limited options for feedback.
• little embarrassed now i said this right on your profile • i don't know why i wasn't expecting you to respond
• don't like ceos much • because of my job • but you could get it ngl
>> ¡ w¡11 be norma1 and po1¡te and compoડed about th¡ડ. Yeડ .. 1ook¡ng great Ev¡det! ¡ hope your n¡ght ¡ડ we11.
c< wOw, i aM... surprisiNgly desperate 2NigHt... #suggestive? i tHiNK tHat fits >c
Pickle Inspector.
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