Evidet Ozatap
@resplendentCandour
CEO of OZA-TAP. Providing clean air for all of Alternia. P.S. Any legal concerns should be directed to the office of the OZA-TAP Certified Legal Specialists. ((image credit: @gh0st_bat))
⧃ Why in the name of the forty-eight constellations in the sky would a mayor not want fresh filtered air in their glut, I have never understood it. Forgive me for ranting, but this account Is supposed to be my personal account for things like this. Typically in cases like this, they reject OZA-TAP's services because they are more loyal to the Empress than they are to their lungs, but this man was a bronzeblood with an attitude that screamed 'The drones would cull me if they investigated me too thoroughly'. so I see no good reason not to take the offer I made. OZA-TAP is not a fiscally steep investment. Our units are afforable, because the point of all of this is to make Alternia's air safer to breathe, yet he rejected it and said he would rather leave it up to whatever happens. As if I could not tell him what is going to happen. He's going to inhale psionic fuel residue laced into the air and he is going to feel his lungs constrict until they fizzle and implode. And he is going to do it while wearing a belt buckle that weighs at least fifteen pounds.
Listen you seem like an alright sort but city folks lack a bit of "perspective" in these things I find. Frankly had you charged a more steep price you likely would've gotten better results.
what a bulgesniffer. do you have any competitors he might be getting swayed by?
maybe you should let 1t happen, l1ke, d1e the way you l1ved or whatever
⧃ We offered the fairest price we could. There really isn't much about that we could have adjusted, unfortunately.
⧃ There are only a few other air filtration companies on the planet, so I'm inclined to doubt it. But it is possible.
⧃ Frustrating as it is, I agree.
There a way you can go around selling filters to the people of his glut one on one? That'd probably be kinda tedious but you could like, send out fliers and see if any interested parties would wanna buy?
EXactly. Folks out there (in my eXperience) are wary of city folk at the best of times, so imagine you're already wary of someone and they come to you trying to sell a miracle product at a cheap price.
⧃ Not in a privately sanctioned glut, unfortunately. All trade and commerce has to be regulated through it. If I sold door-to-door, it would be a commerce violation.
⧃ I suppose that's fair. Oh well. Something to keep in mind for next time.
⧃ Apparently that particular area of the Western Alternia dunes is an independently owned private glut sanctioned by who, as our very unproductive meeting implied, seems to be a man who wishes Troll Clint Eastwood were his lusus. Never have I sat down in a meeting and had someone wearing a moobeast leather vest sitting on the opposite end before.
Did he have on a big ten gallon hat too?
⧃ Only a few gallons worth of that. But his ego filled in the rest.
⧃ I have to kill that guy.
~W~Ow whO~ are y~Ou g~Onna cull?~
⧃ No one. What the hell is gravid.
~I thin y~Ou shO~uld gO~regle it with safesearch turned ~Off~
⧃ WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE AND IMPREGNATION.
⧃ I do like this badge.
[EVIDET WHAT I$ THAT]
is this a badge that can be had by anyone who enjoys such a creature as the flowerbug/butterfly¿
⧃ It is a butterfly.
⧃ I think so. Junior dropped it last night.
⧃ That badge looks like the video capturing service I use to record and edit impersonal work meetings.
>> Wh¡ch one?
⧃ I just posted it.
⧃ Another long work night ahead. The Empress had a new factory line developed in the sandglut area near the Western Alternia dunes, and the regularly intense heat even at night means the normal systems in OZA-TAPs are shoddy at best there. We need to improvise a line for that area.
Feed me a numberstocrunchberry
⧃ You have one, it's called a raisin. Hop to it.
HAHAHA I ALREADY ATE MY RAISIN. GIVE ME THE NUMBERSBERRY
⧃ No.
Daddy give me my numbersberry
I'm sorry. I'm gonna get back to work.
⧃ Good.
⧃ Good dusk.
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>> H¡ hunby
⧃ Hello Chow. Or should I say Chchow, after your slander campaign.
⧃ Hello, lovely. <3
xx_NOOOOOO_FUUUUCK_I_THOUGBT_YUO_WOULD_HAV_FORGIVEN_CHOW_BY_NOW_NOOOOOO_xx
⧃ It has been like 6 hours. Speaking of, why are you still awake?
xx_h_xx
⧃ Put some square pants on and go to sleep.
xx_takes_mye_square_underwear_off_instead_and_stompz_away_bootyass_out_xx
⧃ What the hell.
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⧃ Ohh, can I get this one?