Evidet Ozatap
@resplendentCandour
CEO of OZA-TAP. Providing clean air for all of Alternia. P.S. Any legal concerns should be directed to the office of the OZA-TAP Certified Legal Specialists. ((image credit: @gh0st_bat))
is it #incest if you want to kiss another version of you
⧃ Selfcest, it has its own tag.
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⧃ I am happy for you.
⧃ Also, the outfits look generally tacky. I consider myself a man who knows a good outfit. I've seen those tiny little shorts some unfortunate souls have to wear with their abilities. Can the game not have a good old fashioned two piece suit coded in to their godly affinities? They couldn't simply reach out to Troll Tom Fords and ask them to come up with a design?
youre probably basing this off of like 24 people max ive seen other people with the same class as me who dont even get sick ass capes
⧃ That's rough.
⧃ I have no real interest in "The Game" still, mind you. Do I think the notion of having extraordinary and abilities and an entirely new world to mold at my fingertips is intriguing? ...No. Not even a little bit. Are you kidding? No one should have that kind of power. No offense to those that have that kind of power.
⧃ But it is a little bit fun to wonder what I WOULD end up as in that scenario... I would hope not to get any time related abilities. If I had to be one of the beings that operates the table of 'time is a flat circle' I would surely give up.
I DO DISAGREE.
⧃ Also, again, a stupid phrase. Every circle is flat.
⧃ Do you really disagree or did you just say that because someone say they don't disagree.
they're gonna give me insane yaoi powers
What about the round ones?
⧃ They're both round and flat. If they aren't flat, they are a sphere.
⧃ You have those already.
⧃ I really do need an idle hobby to do while I'm recovering. I could go back through my stack of newspapers and start doing all of the crosswords. There's somewhere in the ballpark of five hundred newspapers sitting around in one of these blocks. It would keep me occupied.
FIVE. HUNDRED. NEWSPAPERS. 🤤
⧃ Why are you drooling...
The "lords" on this website are lowkey easy to manipulate if you know what to say lol
⧃ See this is the kind of post that makes the whole 'normalcy' thing I just talked about less easy to keep.
⧃ I haven't checked my work husktop since before I went out that night. Cerner has been on top of things, but the mountain of electronic mail I am going to get to sort through when I have the energy is the most exciting motivator I have had in wipes. I can't wait to dig into that mail.
And Casper is also in this arc
⧃ Hello Casper.
Hi Evidet
⧃ How have you been? We haven't talked much lately.
I've been.. here and there. I haven't had much to offer by way of substantial conversation lately tbh. Just my shitposting and working. That's all
⧃ It is better than drama and dread. A little bit of normalcy is good.
Why Do Everything Bagels Fall Apart Like That? Surely There Can't Be That Many Seeds, And Yet It Still Covers The Bread As Well As My Floors. Woe Upon Me.
⧃ I think there truly is just that many seeds.
⧃ Lovely.
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⧃ Lovely.
⧃ I've discovered a phenomenon where if you refuse to sleep, you end up exhausted. Have they put caegars into researching this? Lol.
How M@ny P@inki77er$ @re You On Right Now
⧃ Enough to kill the pain.
do trolls have a troll sydney sweeney?? and how do i keep my gf from looking at her account.
⧃ We do. You most likely can't.
⧃ If I am this restless taking a couple of wipes off of work, retirement is simply not an option. I'll bury myself in the middle of OZA-TAP in two hundred or so sweeps when some vague disease gets me.
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⧃ I could pick up a new hobby.
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⧃ I don't really know how. I didn't dare enter large bodies of water up until a couple of perigrees ago. It could be fun to learn though.
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⧃ Alright. That sounds like fun.