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When You Extend Your Prong To Feed Know That They May, Indeed, Bite. Often Those Most In Need Of Help Are The Same Who Reject It With Vitriol. - Your Couturier
[BEGIN MESSAGE] inc0rrect. evidet iz g00d f0r him. if y0u cared f0r hiz we11being y0u w0u1d accept that he iz happy. [END MESSAGE]
WE ARE SPIRITuALLY KINDRED SOuLS. THANKFuLLY. NOT OF THE SAME SPECIES. OR I WOuLD HAVE TO KILL YOu TOO. FOR NOW. I CAN MERELY AGREE WITH YOu. AND QuITE LIKE THE GOOD COMPANY THAT YOu BRING.
#ThankYouForYourService
#NoBottleOfAnythingShouldBe #$10000 #UnlessItCanCure #LiterallyEveryDiseaseInTheWorld #IfICanJustCasuallyBreakSomethingWorthThatMuchMoney #IShouldBePutToDeath
#WERE #THAT #I #KNEW
@chillerAficionado has informed me of an important piece of information relevant enough to warrant a post. THE CUEBALLS ARE NOT FRIEND SHAPED.
ᐖ U SHULᐖ ᑈALL ᐖEM ᑈLAIREG ᐛ
xx_okey.._fank_yew_<3_xx
I see I see...
It is not my place as a troll to warn people against the slippery slope of misuse and appropriation of AAVE, but I have hope in my heart that this chit will reach whoever it needs to reach and critical thought will be applied.
>> OKAY. ડorry for the premature p¡ng. ¡ wanted to ડay thank you to everyone and that ¡ apprec¡ate each and every one of you ¡nd¡v¡dua11y. The amount of peop1e who reડponded to that poડt ડurpr¡ડed me, and ¡ have a 1ot of 1ove for a11 of you. ¡ had more to ડay, more e1oquent1y put, but ¡ h¡t ENTER too ડoon, ડo here ¡ડ a ruડhed meડડage for a11 of you. @myr¡adMe1ody @reડp1endentCandour @abandonedAn¡muડ @extant1¡chen @conડequent1yOb1¡que @wa1kડtabwa1K @ch¡11erAf¡c¡onado @ડ¡ngu1ar¡tyMan¡feડt @audac¡ouડConf¡dent @tr¡ckyMach¡n¡ડt @trypOut @thr¡v¡ngGar1and @ph¡1odem¡cAડtromancer @b¡gડoup @comp1acent¡nd¡gn¡t¡eડ @¡nvaડ¡ve1ovebug @¡nexorab1eDeadડhot @1ovwerBoy @zea1ouડWeaponડm¡th @quadrat¡cAutomat¡c @pu1chr¡tudePowerhouડe @fe11atedEdge @euડoc¡a1Pedant @hareh¡de1up¡ne @poડtTagger @c1ownCorrupt¡on @naughtyTechn¡c¡an
f in the chat to pay respects 🫡🫡🫡
◌ "A warrior must take calculated risks on the battlefield." ⧂
I like watching highbloods get themselves into arguments they can't win because they never learned how to use anything beyond brute strength in their fucking lives
>> ¡ am very fond of you, ડo ¡ th¡nk ¡n th¡ડ ¡nડtance ¡ w¡11 chooડe not to addreડડ that. ¡ don't th¡nk ¡'ve yet to meet another 1¡meb1ood that haડn't been put through the wr¡nger and made d¡ff¡cu1t cho¡ceડ for ¡t.
Check this one out gang, he wants to police the entire fucking multiverse. Lol
~Waders gO~ tO~ hell~
Look. Look At The Photo He Took Of Me, As If It Isn't A Crime For Him To Be So Saccharine. #positive #fond https://chittr.ing/profile/complacentindignities/0ff54269-7a35-491b-bfec-283cd03f56b5
#Fours #YouWantMeToShowYouSomeReallyCool #DanceAndTapPerformances?
i'm good as hell at it, but observation is like my least favorite part of the job like yeah okay i'll just sit on my thumb for several hours watching a set of cameras for small details ok ok cool
thanks it's been hard, but i think i'm coping remarkably well considering
• there you go • new life goal
• balcony smoke again • i remembered to bring a drink this time • just a beer though • really nice out right now
II miightt cry ffrom tthiis. TThiis iis beauttiiffull. You miightt be tthe bestt person II've ever seen.
>> ડob ડn¡ff1 (¡t waડ k¡nd of funny)
And vve salute yΩu
>> A1ડo @¡nexorab1eDeadડhot Deadડhot why 🥺
✿ BHAHAHA JOBLESS BEHAVIOR DEN
• the only thing that would make this better rn is whiskey • i guess i can just pour myself some when i get back • but its not really the same as being out here with it #substance
• something really satisfying about a smoke on a rooftop balcony #substance
ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT, PEEPAW DEADSHOT
I don't believe in copyright l★w C★sper
Alright I am done causing psychological horror on the chittr feed. Love you all.
Wait I'm back, I just want you to know every time I've argued back like for real for real you pathetically said "I'm not reading allat" so why the hell would I keep sending walls of text to someone who doesn't know how to read? God. You still won this one, but you're such a fucking moron. I'd like to beat the shit out of you.
nø nēēd tø āpøløgīzē før whø ū ārē #bēwhøyøūārē #føryøūrprīdē løl
꒰a belly can be a " slut waist " too . if you're not a fearful little coward #nsfw꒱
Marks Requiem.
i am n0t d0ing it t0 a b0dy- 0h. i zee.
you're so fucking funny i'm gonna throw up
did n⚙︎t t⟢ke ⟢dv⟢nt⟢ge ⚙︎f ⟢ll the free b⚙︎⚙︎ze l⟢st night which is ⟢ d⟢mn sh⟢me
i find myze1f thinking ab0ut them 0ften. n0t in *that* way but in a way where i want them t0 be zafe. i want them t0 have nice thingz and t0 kn0w they are 10ved. i want them t0 kn0w z0me0ne carez f0r them and w0rriez ab0ut their hea1th. i find myze1f wanting t0 he1p with every zing1e pr0b1em they have. it iz a1m0zt painfu1 when i cann0t. #vaguep0zting #fee1ingz
>> OH!! OH MY GOડHW WHWJWBW Ahahahah thank you Deadડhot ^ ^;; !!
zame.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i hope gyuu feel better!!
just found out you got KO'd, not dog th1s 1s a bad look for you (spend the rest of the n1ght and day 1n the coup 1m not k1dd1ng)
HE GOT KO'D????? NO FUCK1NG WAY LMFAO
#ALotOfPeopleKnowMyActualNameNow #Whoa
He didn’t even post anything I just thought about him too long.
Even for those of you whom strife llightlly armored, cllose combatants shoulld consider wearing pllated gauntllets. Blladed weapons easilly sllide down your guard to your prongs. Best to avoid llosing digits. #CombatTipsWithDuellist
>> That makeડ ડenડe :)) ¡ do not th¡nk ¡ fee1 eડpec¡a11y ડtrong1y about any moonડ
xx_ok_but_can_chchow_have_a_shot_at_da_new_oramge_moon?_she_finks_she_can_dew_it_xx
~The mO~On is gO~nna cut me in half I'm scared~
>> 1MFAOObwhwjw g1ad you have one ready ¡n m¡nd
>> ¡t ડeemડ ¡t ¡ડ ent¡re1y up to the wh¡mડ of the peop1e!!
✐ᝰ Be Soleah ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Be from a point in Alternia's timeline where the eugenics game stopped working hundreds of thousands of sweeps ago ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Have the statistics that prove that the death rate of lowbloods were largely blown up because of the routine culling the lower down on the spectrum a troll was. Also the intentional poisoning, genetic experimenting, and overall poor treatment of anyone that was under jade ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Know some lowbloods that have outlived their high blood peers despite it all ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Sign on to chittr for your morning commute ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ High bloods are lamenting life as high bloods that are gonna "live forever" compared to their lowblood friends (lol btw lmao even) ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Realize that all of your online chittr friends are from the way distant past, from a timeline where shit is infinitely worse than yours, or worse still!!! ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ They fell for the proppygandy ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Much to consider. ᝰᝰ
Ehm... since I have the badge...to make it truly official... I would like too make an announcement...that I am apart of @barackObama 's ...electorial cabinet... (^ . ^ ❀) I will be the main...head...of the environmental protection agency....(^ o ^ ❀) My duty....will entail all jurisdiction...that belongs to flora and fauna protection and conservation....as well as offering aid in any eco disasters....(^ . ^ ❀) I will...do my best...to uphold my duty.... and make...this...ehm...planet..?...country..? proud.... (^ o ^ ❀) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/12fcc60fc606.png
HMM. YOu ALMOST LOST ME AT THE START THERE. BuT YOu REELED ME BACK IN WITH THE TRIGGERMEN ASSASSIN SPYMASTER TYPE GuY PART. THAT SOuNDS LIKE A TRuSTWORTHY BuSINESS POPOSITION. EVERYONE ALRERADY HAVING THE BADGE. DEFEATS THE PuRPOSE OF EARNING IT. OR THE REQuISITE ENGAGEMENT NECESSARY. I HAVE BEEN EXTREMELY STRICT ABOuT THE 1000 KuLT OR 1000 KuLL THING. EVEN WITH YOu. ASSASSIN SPYMASTER TYPE GuY.
◌ I appreciate the recognition. ⧂
>> Thank you Deadડhot, ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ cou1d deડcr¡be how ¡mportant ¡t actua11y ¡ડ to me to ડee you around.
>> There are ડome th¡ngડ that happen that rea11y .. make me happy? ડomet¡meડ f1uડter me, or make my puડher beat, but moડt1y they make me fee1 ડeen. ¡ 1ove ¡t when you guyડ ♥️+♦️ me, ડ¡nce ¡ know ¡'m known for do¡ng that to a11 of you. And when peop1e ડay my name ¡t ડt¡11 a1wayડ ડurpr¡ડeડ me, ¡t catcheડ me off guard that peop1e wou1d be th¡nk¡ng of me. ¡t makeડ me fee1 wonderfu1 that y'a11 know me better than an ¡m¡tat¡on, that ¡ am d¡ડt¡nct enough that ¡t ¡ડn't the ડame. And to whoever haડ put ¡n confeડડ¡onડ about mee... ¡ don't even know what to ડay. (๑＠﹏＠๑) ¡ had never thought ¡ wou1d get any!! ¡ enjoy read¡ng the confeડડ¡onડ about other peop1e, ¡ 1¡ke to ડee other peop1e'ડ joy and what they're paડડ¡onate about. But ડomet¡meડ ¡t comeડ acroડડ my feed and ¡t haડ my name on ¡t? ¡ am ડt¡11 never prepared for that. ¡ hope you are a11 hav¡ng a wonderfu1 n¡ght. ¡f you ever want to ડay h¡, p1eaડe don't be afra¡d to reach out. :)) And ¡ do hope that ¡ make ડome of you fee1 ડeen aડ we11 <3 #warmpoડt #yearn¡ng maybe? #h¡meropoડt¡ng #happy #agoodn¡ght #thankyou
1f you want to be respons1ble you can take h1s place 1n the terror show tomorrow n1ght
✨🍭🕷️ hold on i gotta get old really fast so we can hang out HNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG 🕷️🍭✨
Friendly reminder my dms are always 0pen t0 0ld pe0ple
ᐖ HOLᐖ IN MOUF ᐛ
ᐖ ᐖINK HOT TEA ᐛ
:33 < do meowbeasts aaalways land on their f33ts? :33 < or is this a lie conspiracy myth? :33 < i mean if every single kitty cat out there could land on their walk nubs without a nick or a scratch… :33 < that would just show how pawsome and resilient and special they are and id be happy :DD :33 < but is it REALLY really true? :33 < science users please help me!
lai ttoldd me tthatt. i am aallowedd to hhavee. as mmanyy ffriendss as i wwantt. so you can all. be my ffriendss. if you wwantt to it is ookayy if. you ddontt wwantt to. tthoughh. but um ppleasee if you ddontt ppleasee jjustt ppretendd. you did not see tthiss.
" Guys " I Made A Friend, I Have To Calm Down On The #freakposting For A Minute, You Understand. #nsfw #nsfc
◌ 𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, I think Mr. Ozatap left his work palmhusk on his desk. Don't worry I'm not gonna go through his messages and stuff but I wanted to say hi on it. Hi. I'm Cerner. His secretary. Okay bye. I hear the custodial staff coming and I still have to dodge them on the way out. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽 ⧂
She can'⟡ even see ⟡he cha⟡ 😭 ==⟢
Cha⟡ she ⟡hinks online following is indica⟡ive of wor⟡h 💀💀💀 ==⟢
💀 Cha⟡ she doesn'⟡ even know common in⟡erne⟡ lingo ==⟢
B⚯⚯⚯⚯⚯⚯o we ha⟡e your pussy ==⟢
🐾what is a PUrrbeast's favorite coloUr? "PUrrr-Ple"! hehe,
I see I missed confession posting. No matter, I will do it now. Confession: I desire that man carnally.
i don't know if thi$ i$ a ¢onfe$$ion, trollbama. happy for you though
Oh my bad.
NAPTIME. DROOLING. EWWWWWEE.
TH DRAWINGS. STARE BACK .:) :) :) :) :) :) :( :) :) :)
THE HORRORES.
I can also kind of excuse it since notifications only show the handle of the user, but I'm still surprised at the widespread befuddlement of the masses. You can get a pass on those grounds, but only one. And also because you're a lot more likeable than the average person on here. Congratulations on your acquittal.
Alright, in the interest of curbing any more confusion regarding the "Hate"bot, I'd like to direct everyone's attention to a little concept known as a "name." Try to keep up. It's a real mindfuck of a topic. Names are usually found somewhere above the handle of a user, on the site. The handle is what has the @ sign preceding it, by the way. Now, in the Hatebot's case, we can use some nominative heuristics to deduce what might be causing his recent behavior. Try it out yourself. The answers you'll find might surprise you.
>> ¡ am terr¡f¡ed what'ડ go¡ng to happen when ¡ am "o1d" becauડe that a1ready happenડ to me Do ¡ juડt 1oડe a11 of my boneડ comp1ete1y at a certa¡n po¡nt?? Much to f¡nd out
Fight Fight Fight Fight Night Night Night Night Fight Fight Fight Fight Night Night Night Night Fight Fight Fight Fight Night Night Night Night Fight 233 You Th3r3 Fight Night Night Night Night Fight Fight Fight Fight Night Night Night Night Fight Fight Fight Fight Night Night Night Night #FightNight #2oon #ThrowdownThur2day
i really love and appreciate the ping. this is fucking hilarious actually
Calderus giving divorced father of 4 learning how to live without his much more confident ex wife vibes.
✨🍭🕷️ better question, why are they bad people? 🕷️🍭✨
i llikee it mmostlyy i tthinkk. it is bbreakfastt.
[ >QUESTION FOR THEE! HOW DID THE GREENBLOOD LOOKETH? WHAT EXPRESSION GRACED THEIR PLATEAU AS THEY WERE UNCEREMONIOUSLY GRABBED BY ONE MOST MIRTHFUL? TERRIFIED? HORRIFIED? OTHER APPROPRIATE DESCRIPTORS?_ ]
[ >URSILA, THEY ARE DEAD AS FUCKETH_ ]
[ >THANKETH THEE FOR THINE SUPPORT! EVEN IF IT IS UPON THE, LIKE, MOST INAPPROPIATETH OF TIMES! WHO AM I IF NOT THE LIGHT OF GOOD HUMOR?_ ]
nnutritionn bar.
im ggladd. you ssurvivedd. so we ccouldd pplayy ggamess ttogetherr.
^i think i hate it more when the clown is naive>
>> ¡ juડt 1ooked at my prof¡1e to rea1¡ze ¡'ve h¡t 100 fo11owerડ. Furthermore, then, ¡t dawned on me that @barackObama ¡ડ my 100TH FO11OWER ?? ? httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/100Fo11owerડ.png httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/W¡thTro11bama.png #tro11bama #mypreડ¡dent
>> p1eaડe do not!! ¡ hope you can get ડome reડt, Deadડhot ^ ^;;
Me First. I Also Did Not Get More Than Five Hours, And Have Not For Too Long. Medically I Am Technically A Vegetable Right Now, So Killing Me Wouldn't Be As Against The Law. #positive
SIR, I'M AFRAID YOUR DNA IS BACKWARDS. AND? #DADJOKE
>> 1mfaoo ¡'m ડo ડorry Deadડhot ^ ^;; ¡ hate to ડay ¡t but my body 1¡keડ to act up 1¡ke that too, ¡ can't ¡mag¡ne how much worડe ¡t w¡11 get 1ater on 1o1 ¡f there'ડ no ડwe11¡ng, maybe put a hot pack to eaડe out any tenડ¡on
ookayy tthankk you tthatt is a nnicee tthingg to ccalll me aalsoo. bye.
✐ᝰ She is so deseperate for some sort of clout.. Embarrassing.. ᝰᝰ
-> This Is How One May Obtain Several Barn Friends For Cheap, A Guaranteed Success = Your Total Is $64.99
You need to clean that window.
he left like rite after idk where he is but he is somwhere in my gardern if u wanna look
>> ¡ th¡nk ¡ w¡11,,, ડt¡ck to f¡nd¡ng ડome ma¡1 or ડometh¡ng to fan myડe1f off w¡th 1o1
>> How do any of y'a11 keep your head up or your eyeડ open when ¡t'ડ 1¡ke, even ડ1¡ght1y too warm ¡n the ડpace around you.. ¡ fee1 1¡ke ડomeone haડ tranqu¡1¡zed me, but no, ¡t'ડ juડt k¡nd of hot and ¡t'ડ mak¡ng me ડo ડ1eepy ¡ can't funct¡on.
ILLEGAL BuSINESS CASuAL.
√(Gotta be one with only one fuchsia bloodline at a time or some dumbshit, I imagine)²
:) I lov3- privil3-g3-
Nah that mad3- p3-rf3-ct s3-ns3-, babygirl, I think your r3-ading compr3-h3-nsion's just with3-r3-d
~Yes!~
♯YES
#ResponseThatGetsBlocked #BecauseIAmBlocked
#Foodonmydogfr!dɐy https://!.!bb.co/Qv2zztt9/IMG-7347.png𓂃🖊⌯⌲ ,🪲🪲🪲﹚) S.C
I'M SHOWING UP AT YOUR PLACE TONIGHT
why is it that every time i spend a few hours off chittr, i come back and theres several trolls here ive never seen before stop multiplying, we dont have enough resources to accommodate this, the mitosis has to stop
♯imagine the ♯reaction as a ♯response to ♯somebullshit ♯strangers say on the ♯splinternet ♯MYGOD
0h my g0d i can zay fuck again. fuck fuck fuck. thiz iz great
OKAY WE’RE GOING TO DINNER STOP BULLYING ME
maybe i zh0u1d make trapz m0re 0ften
Obviously all Striders aren't banned from Earth-C. Meenah, you're not President anymore. What the hell is my Cabinet doing.
makesyou a hot drink with.three tablespoon of sugar in.this mug https://files.catbox.moe/rsvg5a.jpeg
#NewOfficeDecor https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/chittr%20obamaverse/oh%20broseph%20were%20really%20in%20it%20now.png
All of China knows what you are, Trollbama.
Stop liking that Chitt he's going to see it and I'm already on thin ice.
✐ᝰ An empress put a multiverse bounty on like five people and still the most talked about thing is the Pokemon virus. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ This is embarrassing for her. ᝰᝰ
And whatever that means
c< aHHH, tHat, i Missed tHat, but, tHat tracKs as 2 wHy yOure sufferiN Over it >c
Someday you'll all be in the middle of some inane crisis like this, and I'll post a thirst trap. None of you will notice. This is the price you pay.
Oh sh3-'s d3-finit3-ly not OURS lmao
^cant leave mallum alone for three seconds without him getting put on another wanted list>
inspired b7 a post - me ever7 time i see two notifi(ations https://i.imgflip.(om/aqeg7b.jpg
ok so / emergency / i hired a troll / to make an album cover / for strife prodigy / but they got culled / and have all the caegar i can afford to spend / so i'm gonna be kinda selfish / the person who makes / the best album cover / for my next album / with a 7 night deadline / gets a custom badge / it'll be decided on by vote / in the discord / also / no nsfw / please the punk rock album is called strife prodigy / you can submit in this thread / sorry for not clarifying setting up voting / good luck everyone
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ᐖ OK WE'RE FRIENᐖZ NAOW ᐛ
ᐖ OHHHHHHHHHHH ᐛ
((eyes emoji, ill definitely read this shortly!
Comic★lly sized hunk of me★t.
🜏 no ii diidn'♱ ii jus♱ wan♱ed ♱o ♱ell u unrrela♱ed ♱o urr pos♱ ii fel♱ liike u should know (:死亡 ♅
I am glad we agree! It amuses me as well.
FEAR NOT! I have located the horse tranquilizers. These should help me in this trying time.
yo... not to compla1n or noth1n... but somet1mes 1 hate l1v1ng 1n th1s treehouse, haha... 1nternet gets real spotty somet1mes, yknow... anyway uh thanks for amongus, j1gsaw... had a bangarang n1ght }:)
More. Game.
It was lovely playing a game with you all again.
Just one more thing... Late night at the office, got the cheesecake and the chow mein, working hard to get these files sent to my superiors
-=[ stabbt to deathe x-)_☺]=-
Oh so just because I'm a serial killer I kill people?
I was pleased to not be Sus. I am not well versed enough to succeed at slaughter quite yet.
My Secretary of Defense would've completed his Amongus Task, I can tell you that much.
I quite enjoying gaming with my dear constituents. How delightful.
Whoever is not doing the final Task shall he quartered at dawn.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOG.
Whoever isn't doing Their last Task. Look Out.
It is imperative you finish your tasks in Among Us, even after you die.
xx_CHOW_DONE_WIF_AMONGI_FANK_U_xx
After much trials and tribulations, I am proud to announce @chillerAficionado has bested me in the great game on Monopoly! Excellent work, Casper! Let this be a lesson to all of you: Although Capitalistic society is daunting, there is nothing close to the assistance advisors, friends, and allies. Another great win for #DEMOCRACY!
Probably opening among us in a minute here. Will post the code again.
Billy. Amogus.
#monopoly https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4813d73fb3a2.png
caspteralism > capitalism
WHAT DID @castigatedGement MEAN BY THIS? https://i.imgur.com/NkJGXRS.png #NSFW
Twilight. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc3814af138a.PNG
✨🍭🕷️ is it the balloon dog bulge? 🕷️🍭✨
√(Oh, don't get me wrong. It's a pointless exercise anyway. There's no predicting what you'll actually do in a moment of panic)²
✨🍭🕷️ we fight at dusk 🕷️🍭✨
ok but dont you know that guy's got a better grasp on society than we sheeple do
✨🍭🕷️ HEY. my best friend is a sheeple 🕷️🍭✨
√(This one is unique in that it threatens your own safety. It forces you to confront the kind of person you'd be with your life on the Nevermind reply cancelled I just remembered some details about myself)²
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES WHEN IT GETS REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING EARLY, AND I'VE STAYED UP TOO DAMN DEEP INTO THE DAY, I START GETTING ALL UP IN MY FEELS AND SHIT. START FEELING THE GUILT AND REMORSE AND PAIN CLAWING AT MY MUTHAHAFUCKING NECK LIKE A BANSHEE DIGGING BARBED-WIRE INTO MY JUGGALO JUGULAR. BREAK OUT IN A MUTHAHAFUCKING COLDSWEAT REMEMBERING WHAHAT THEY DID TO ME. THEN I REMEMBER THAHAT I GOT A PHAHAT MUTHAHAFUCKING SHLONG SLUNG BETWEEN MY LEGS AND I FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT. :o) LIKE DUDE FUCKING I'M PACKING GODDAMN LMFAOOOOOOO. xoD #nsfw
ONLY IN THE SPIRIT OF CAMARADERIE. THOUGH I DO DIG THE POTENTIAL CHANGE IN TITLE. IT FLOWS WELL OUT OF THE THINK-PAN AND ONTO THE LINGUISTIC PLATEAU.
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼THIS IS TRUE, KILL THE PEOPLE HANDLING POLICIES AND ALLOCATING THE TAXES
xx_ok_chchow_go_2_sleep_but_before_she_goes_she_has_something_rlly_important_to_say_ok_so_please_remember_that_you_should_a_xx
~What peO~ple d~On't understand ab~Out me is that I'm O~nt~Ol~Ogically incapable ~Of dO~ing wr~Ong and if y~Ou disagree with me it's a skill issue gO~d ~Okay I have rand~Om quirking O~n f~Or my lil b~Ombs and it's s~O hypnO~tic watching em bO~unce back and f~Orth as I type this is great ~O~OO~O~OO~OO~O~O~ O~OO~O~O~O~O~O~O~O ~OO~O~O~O~O~OO~O~O~OO~O~
LITERALLY ME HOW DID YOU KNOW ==⟢
✐ᝰ Boo! Tomato, tomato, tomato!!! ᝰᝰ
A Strider, I reckon.
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/new%20secretary%20just%20dropped.png
ACCuSATIONS HAVE COME OuT THAT I. “GHOST” PEOPLE. THAT I DISCuSS SuCH LOATHSOME THINGS. AS SWEATY uNSHAVEN VRISKA ARMPIT BuSH. I AM A CREATIVE. THE CREATIVE PROCESS TAKES ME TO PLACES I WOuLD NOT GO WITH A GuN. SWEATY uNSHAVEN VRISKA ARMPIT BuSH. I WOuLD GO. WITH OR WITHOuT. BuT IRRELEVANTLY SO. I HAVE NEVER CLAIMED TO BE PERFECT. WHICH IS EXTRAORDINARILY HuMBLE. CONSIDERING THAT I AM. BuT ONE OF MY FATAL FLAWS. IS THAT I AM TOO PERFECT. AND THuS. DROWNING IN FAT GIANT LOVING BITCHES. OF ALL GENDER. AT ALL TIMES. IT BECOMES DIFFICuLT. TO TELL YOu ALL APART. THOSE WHO DO NOT WORK FOR ME. SO IF YOu ARE WAITING ON A RESPONSE. JuST SEND ANOTHER ONE. FuCKERS. I AM LITERALLY SO HOT AND SEXY.
-=[ if you need me you know where to find me https://i.imgur.com/AK6V5do.png_☺]=-
ᐖ ZOMG UR RIGHT. NEXT TIEM ᐛ
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
⛧ Did you know not posting is aa choice you caan maake? Saave everyone the heaadaache. ⛧
Jeff the Didn't Like That
Agreed. Ah think ♆e shou∫d kno♆ ∫ess about each other. Ah'm seein' too much'a fo∫ks on here.
+I THOUGHT IT WAS POOP IM NGL . DONT KNOW IF ITS WORSE THAT IT WAS A BULGE
Makes sense. Livin' in a place called 'Midnight City' I kinda relate.
I believe that is where the consequences come in ❣︎
I am about to consume marijuana so I would appreciate it if you all would behave. Or send funny videos. Either one, I guess. #Substances
STREETS ARE SAYING SOME JACK WHINER GuY THINKS HIMSELF A "HOMEGROWN VERSION" OF ME. I WOuLD LIKE TO CLARIFY. NOT ONLY IS THIS uNTRuE. BuT THE FuCKER ISN'T EVEN BALD. HE'S A DAYCARE DODGING DELINQuENT DIPSHIT. WHO THINKS POSTING IN EVERY FIVE SECOND INCREMENTS. IS A SuBSTITuTE. FOR HAVING SOMETHING NEW OR INSIGHTFuL TO SAY. I SIP PHILOSOPHICAL SICK SHIT. LIKE MORNING DEW. FROM THE BLADES OF BRILLIANCE GRASS. HE IS THE LAWNMOWER. THAT CAuGHT ON HIS LOINCLOTH. AND EVISCERATED HIS ENTIRE LOWER HALF. IN FuCKING. FLESH CONFETTI. I AM @caliBorn. AND I AM BEYOND EQuAL.
THANKS. I HATED IT.
jason (big dick, presumably) is back (returned from being away) in town (here). ☠︎︎
CREEPER HISS. YOu CANNOT DETERMINE THE DIRECTION IN TIME. OH NO. YOu ARE IN THE FOOD STORAGE ROOM. SEVERAL THOuSAND CHuNKS AWAY FROM SPAWN. IT IS TOO LATE. EXPLOSION. SERVER CRASH. WHEN YOu COME BACK TO. ALL THE ITEMS DESPAWNED. WAS THAT THE DIAMOND CHEST. OH NO. ALL THE NETHERITE. GONE.
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YOu'RE RIGHT. IT'S YOu. NOT ME.
Enjoyiing my quiicklly made, and 100% fiine, good coffee. =:]