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@inexorableDeadshot
...imperial triggerman. you probably know the name...
...augh fuck. no i think i actually did something fucking damn it... ...planetside roboticist it is...
...yes yes i know getting old is a privilege only few are afforded blah blah etc... ...my back fucking hurts this evening i feel like princess and the fucking pea... ...the fact that i have to schedule an appointment with the station's bionics expert about it is fucking criminal...
...this doesn't surprise me, as i understand it many fuchsias die young, given the whole crown thing... ...anyway, my knees crack if i've sat still for longer than an hour without moving....
My Line Usually Gets Eaten By Someone Else’s Dragon Actually. hmmmm Interesting. I Was Picturing A Lot Of Bone Cracking Every Time You Moved Like A Door.
...that's a hell of a way to go. least it's interesting????... ...probably would do if i were less physically active......
Yeah. I Suppose. Don’t Give Dragons To A Group Of Lines That Hate Each Other And Call It A House I Guess. i Suppose Being Active Would Help With That A Lot Yeah… Do You Eat Oatmeal?
...yes, i can see how that would be detrimental to the longevity of a group of bloodlines... ...i eat oatmeal sometimes......
...absolutely devastating that everyone else gets cooler powers than i have... ...lots of different types. usually oatmeal with fruit in it though...
What Kind Of Powers Do You Have? Is It Longevity? Or Is That Just Because You Work Out And Eat Oatmeal? hmmm Interesting. Do You Also Have It With Honey?
...equally deadly, perhaps moreso, but far, far less flashy... ...my longevity is a byproduct of being a pet to the military, but my being in shape and my eating habits contribute to it, I'm sure... ...sometimes......
Military Pets Do Seem To Get The Short End Of The Stick From The Ones I’ve Spoken To. hmmm Interesting. What Fruits Do You Add To Your Oatmeal?
...i might be old as fuck but at least i'm not sharing boomer memes... ...#amisubchitting? #yes...
...i'm going to start using a disturbing amount of periods now... and ellipses.... beyond my usual ones... for effect...
...woah there's ads...
...maybe i ought to pin the "not an aberration but an example to be made of" somewhere... even when my pfp included my uniform i was constantly answering questions about being openly limeblooded... ...which to be perfectly clear is not a privilege for me but a punishment. i don't get to hide...
...alas that it usually comes up in relation to a comment i've made regarding the ways of the world...
...hm. figured it was time for a pfp change, even if this picture is old...
...something about the normalcy of having the time to to peel potatoes for dinner...
...i've been worse. on a long term job at the moment, so i have a fair bit more freedom, which is nice... ...what about you? haven't seen you online quite as much, though i might have just been missing your active periods...
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...i'm sorry to hear your health's had you down, but glad to hear you're feeling better... ...what's been your favorite smoothie thus far?...
...i hate working but long jobs mean letting out hives with working kitchens... ...which means cooking... ...I always miss cooking way more than i think i do until i have to cook again...
...you know compared to many other trolls my age i'm quite short...
...if you all interpreted my last post as a symptom of sad old man disorder think again... ...i was craving making a nuisance of myself...
...not having a domestic partner is the pits... ...sometimes you'll lay down to go to sleep and you'll realize you didn't plug your palmhusk in... ... and then you realize that your charger is across the block from you and that if you want it to be charged you'll need to get up and get it... ... if i had a partner who loved me i could just make sad eyes at them until they brought it to me with a long suffering sigh...
...fucking unbelievable #diversityloss...
...i'm getting too old for this shit...
...bitches (pitchuationship) hate me for my swag (purring so loudly when he tries to insult me)...
...why do people find it so unnerving that the big scary assassin likes a cuddle once in a while #iamacat #incaseweallforgot...
...obligatory engagement bait to announce my presence online... ...curuba...
...i've been dizzy as shit for 24 hours and i can't for the life of me figure out if this is like. a regular migraine or dehydration which would be unusual or a dietary deficiency or maybe i'm getting sick or what... ...but it's pissing me off...
...i won't lie to you all... ...i like watching the color transitions on the violence badge...
...remember folks... ...no matter how skilled you are, always maintain plausible fallibility with your employer, that way they can't prove when you're being disobedient...
...why wizard... ...because i'm old?... ...are we gonna play emoji charades...
...remember folks. aging is a gift far too few are afforded....
...aw fudge i missed the coup cuz i was killing a different guy in power...
...when they finally let me off my leash and i can indiscriminately kill anyone who's ever annoyed or inconvenienced me even slightly, I'm coming for you first...