♦ pitied by @inexorableDeadshot
in.simulated.time.i've.perceived.far.longer.than.you.ever.will.. i.pity.you,.but.at.the.very.least.respect.your.work.ethic.. do.maintain.it.
>> Woah, um,, Hmm,,, My mateડpr¡t ¡ડ my mateડpr¡t, he'ડ ¡mmenડe1y ¡mportant to me and ¡ 1ove the way he treatડ me. ¡'m not 1ook¡ng for anybody to "treat [me] better". ¡f you are ¡ntereડted ¡n me, the 1aડt poડડ¡b1e way for you to get Anyth¡ng ¡ડ to d¡ડparage the peop1e ¡ 1ove.. ¡ th¡nk th¡ડ ¡ડ the f¡rડt confeડડ¡on ¡'ve gotten that'ડ 1eft a bad taડte ¡n my mouth.
⧃ Alright, =o
⧃ I do not have anywhere near the patience for this tolight. I am going to focus on this movie then sleep. =o
♱ Unto the trolls of royal blood who follow me, I do bow.
#ThankYouForYourService
xx_okey.._fank_yew_<3_xx
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT Do not train with Meenah or Meenah variant unless you have a medical team on-call. Thank you, @alarmingApothecary, for your assistance. I was truly unaware what I was walking into. I will also be out of the office for the rest of the day. Thank you. Photo taken by @corallineCataclysm, moments after training ended.
To be fair I’d get my ass beat at #FightNight but it’d be for the love of the game.
• zzzz bubble bubble gurgle gurgle dead, etc
• eventful day • i'll be capping the night off with a long bath • let's hope i don't fall asleep in there
8=D < Hello. I understand it has been a difficult night for many of you. Enjoy one of my favorite hoofbeast images. It never fails to cheer me up. https://tumbleroot.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/cute-horse.jpeg
#Fours #YouWantMeToShowYouSomeReallyCool #DanceAndTapPerformances?
tthiss is. a bad day. to hhavee ssleepp ttestingg. bbeingg hheree....ddoess. not ffeell ggoodd rrightt now i nneedd to. ffindd ssomethingg to do.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@inexorableDeadshot The day and night cycle matter very little out here in space. The time passes in a haze of artificial lights and arbitrary schedules set by men who don't need to adhere to them. So it doesn't strike you as odd when you're woken by the persistent buzzing of the bell to your quarters. In your line of work, visitors should be expected at all hours. You roll out of bed and head for the sparse front room, not bothering to redress. Anyone coming to call during your off hours should know to expect to find you sleeping. You sleep through most of the hours that Cy's away. The officers on the other side of the door, however, are not your usual visitors. They are the kind of officers you yourself have sent to grieving heiresses, mourning the quadmates you had killed, marked by the patch on their right arms. You feel a knife twist deep into your chest before they've even opened their mouths to ask to be let in. This is the last time anyone calls you by your first name. Without Cy, Thaene Riqael doesn't exist. You Are like me 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
thanks it's been hard, but i think i'm coping remarkably well considering
• balcony smoke again • i remembered to bring a drink this time • just a beer though • really nice out right now
>> ડob ડn¡ff1 (¡t waડ k¡nd of funny)
>> A1ડo @¡nexorab1eDeadડhot Deadડhot why 🥺
Guys, I think I'm really getting somewhere in my friendship with Wrothe.
It just really looks like instead of being a lovable goof that I'm being a condescending jerk. The optics aren't looking good. They're gonna execute me just like Zebruh.
i am n0t d0ing it t0 a b0dy- 0h. i zee.
꒰what ? * a deafening thud is heard as the joke doctor hits me in the back of the head *꒱
pappy needs to save some jokes for the rest of us, you're going to completely overtake the local population of funny guys at this rate
you're so fucking funny i'm gonna throw up
>> Def¡n¡te1y ડuper coo1 AND the beડt, not OR.
>> Becauડe you're ડuper coo1 and the beડt ??
>> Def¡n¡te1y ¡con¡c
i w⟢s g⚙︎ing t⚙︎ but then i g⚙︎t m⟢d ⟢t ⟢ cl⚙︎wn still fully s⚙︎ber ⟢nd i re⟢lized hm m⟢ybe i ⚙︎ught n⚙︎t get drunk while th⟢t thing is present
did n⚙︎t t⟢ke ⟢dv⟢nt⟢ge ⚙︎f ⟢ll the free b⚙︎⚙︎ze l⟢st night which is ⟢ d⟢mn sh⟢me
i find myze1f thinking ab0ut them 0ften. n0t in *that* way but in a way where i want them t0 be zafe. i want them t0 have nice thingz and t0 kn0w they are 10ved. i want them t0 kn0w z0me0ne carez f0r them and w0rriez ab0ut their hea1th. i find myze1f wanting t0 he1p with every zing1e pr0b1em they have. it iz a1m0zt painfu1 when i cann0t. #vaguep0zting #fee1ingz
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i hope gyuu feel better!!
just found out you got KO'd, not dog th1s 1s a bad look for you (spend the rest of the n1ght and day 1n the coup 1m not k1dd1ng)
HE GOT KO'D????? NO FUCK1NG WAY LMFAO
#ALotOfPeopleKnowMyActualNameNow #Whoa
Concussion 👍 #myconcussion
My hot take is that bullying is bad, okay. I know, I know. It's hard to hear. Harder to swallow that you might be a bully yourself. But you need to take a good long hard look in the mirror And you need to oh god this is sounding a little too genuine I might be losing my touch. Post cancelled.
>> Thank you Deadડhot, ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ cou1d deડcr¡be how ¡mportant ¡t actua11y ¡ડ to me to ડee you around.
>> There are ડome th¡ngડ that happen that rea11y .. make me happy? ડomet¡meડ f1uડter me, or make my puડher beat, but moડt1y they make me fee1 ડeen. ¡ 1ove ¡t when you guyડ ♥️+♦️ me, ડ¡nce ¡ know ¡'m known for do¡ng that to a11 of you. And when peop1e ડay my name ¡t ડt¡11 a1wayડ ડurpr¡ડeડ me, ¡t catcheડ me off guard that peop1e wou1d be th¡nk¡ng of me. ¡t makeડ me fee1 wonderfu1 that y'a11 know me better than an ¡m¡tat¡on, that ¡ am d¡ડt¡nct enough that ¡t ¡ડn't the ડame. And to whoever haડ put ¡n confeડડ¡onડ about mee... ¡ don't even know what to ડay. (๑＠﹏＠๑) ¡ had never thought ¡ wou1d get any!! ¡ enjoy read¡ng the confeડડ¡onડ about other peop1e, ¡ 1¡ke to ડee other peop1e'ડ joy and what they're paડડ¡onate about. But ડomet¡meડ ¡t comeડ acroડડ my feed and ¡t haડ my name on ¡t? ¡ am ડt¡11 never prepared for that. ¡ hope you are a11 hav¡ng a wonderfu1 n¡ght. ¡f you ever want to ડay h¡, p1eaડe don't be afra¡d to reach out. :)) And ¡ do hope that ¡ make ડome of you fee1 ડeen aડ we11 <3 #warmpoડt #yearn¡ng maybe? #h¡meropoડt¡ng #happy #agoodn¡ght #thankyou
#IFeelLikeItCould
#¯\_(ツ)_/¯
#No #ButIDoFeelWeirdlyResonsibleForHim
and you're not ¢ap$er funnyman lying to me? you're like. my trauma nephew i think. we have an un$poken pa¢t here
>> ¡f you try to put on E.T. ¡ am actua11y fuck¡ng 1eav¡ng. And ¡'m tak¡ng your TV remote w¡th me. ¡ w¡11 go h¡ve, and ¡ w¡11 have your on1y remote! !! And one of your couch p¡11owડ. ડuffer.
Unrelated: Wanna have a movie night?
>> ¡ juડt want you a11 to know ¡ w¡11 never watch any ¡terat¡on of the E.T. mov¡eડ w¡th you ¡ w¡11 not watch Tro11 E.T., ¡ w¡11 not watch Human E.T., ¡ w¡11 not watch Cherub E.T. ¡ w¡11 not watch the f¡rડt one or any ડeque1 or adaptat¡on. Do NOT huડk h¡ve. ¡ don't want th¡ડ.
lai ttoldd me tthatt. i am aallowedd to hhavee. as mmanyy ffriendss as i wwantt. so you can all. be my ffriendss. if you wwantt to it is ookayy if. you ddontt wwantt to. tthoughh. but um ppleasee if you ddontt ppleasee jjustt ppretendd. you did not see tthiss.
O~ I can So relate to thiS. Gog forbid you Sleep on your Side too long and can't uSe your Shoulder all day. Slept a little crooked? Sciatica flareup baby! Pillow in Slightly the wrong poSition? Can't turn your head now! ~O
>> ¡ am terr¡f¡ed what'ડ go¡ng to happen when ¡ am "o1d" becauડe that a1ready happenડ to me Do ¡ juડt 1oડe a11 of my boneડ comp1ete1y at a certa¡n po¡nt?? Much to f¡nd out
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Me First. I Also Did Not Get More Than Five Hours, And Have Not For Too Long. Medically I Am Technically A Vegetable Right Now, So Killing Me Wouldn't Be As Against The Law. #positive
i legit don'T think any chittr user has kissed anyone ever. except for me. all i do is kiss. i'M kissing right now. i'M non-stop getting it. are you jealous?
(( ⚠️ ATTENTION: Please pretend Himero has deleted this post and his subsequent self-replies. ⚠️ ;P Obviously I can't actually do that for him, but let's all suspend our disbelief here. )) REDACTED POST: [>> hhhhhhhhh gog ¡ am hav¡ng the worડt duડk, one of my fr¡endડ hateડ mme and my other fr¡end m¡ght have exp1oded or ડometh¡ng ¡ don't even know what'ડ ggo¡ng on there but the peop1e ¡ rea11y care about are c1ear1y not happyw¡th me r¡ght now and ¡'m pretty ડure 1¡tera11y a11 of th¡ડ ¡ડ my fau1t (〒﹏〒) ¡ h¡t enter too ડoon but ¡'m pretty ડure the fr¡end that b1ew up ¡ડ okay ¡ th¡nk ¡t m¡ght have juડt been her pa1mhડk but ¡ don't know what happened and the fr¡end that'ડ mad at me m¡ght juડt hate me now and ¡ don't know what ¡'m go¡ng to do w¡th my1ડef and ¡ can't hhhhhhhh oh my gog #vent? #emot¡onડ #hhhbhbhhhhthhjt]
ookayy tthankk you tthatt is a nnicee tthingg to ccalll me aalsoo. bye.
i am wworriedd. tthatt if i llookk up. fforestt. or llakee. ttheyy wwilll tthinkk. i am ggettingg iideass. i ddidntt hhavee. bbeforee. so iinsteadd. i am llookingg up. ttreee. and wwaterr. bbecausee. llookingg at jjustt a ttreee. ddoesntt mmeann. im iimaginingg lleavingg.
tthatss sscaryy wwhatt if you llosee pprivilegess....
8_8 you wwantt. to get in ttroublee?
✐ᝰ She boosted it again and then her boss told her to come play golf already played in the past that they will be playing in the future or whatever ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Did anyone have HIC posting thirst traps on their bingo card for today? lmao ᝰᝰ
he w𖤉uld t⟢ke gre⟢t s⟢tisf⟢cti𖤉n ⟢t spl⟢tting me 𖤉n my w𖤉rk bench i think
>> ¡ th¡nk th¡ડ needડ to be my new ¡ntroduct¡on poડt. Meડડageડ from @ch¡11erAf¡c¡onado httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/th¡ડ¡ડwho¡am.png
the m0zt recent n0de it zeemz waz the eaziezt t0 z10w1y cut 0ff .
✐ᝰ Damn.. Sure hope they find that Soleah Doreth person, she sounds dangerous ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ DEAD!!! The Empress wants me DEAD!!!! And you're thinking about horny posting!!!!! ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ lol lmao ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ WAIT. Are you going to hate everything I post? lmao? ᝰᝰ
how is the christian troll still allive is he deftlly weaving between spike traps and bombs llike some kinda cartoon?
🜏 no ii diidn'♱ ii jus♱ wan♱ed ♱o ♱ell u unrrela♱ed ♱o urr pos♱ ii fel♱ liike u should know (:死亡 ♅
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MUTHAHAFUCKERS TRYNA REWRITE OMELAS TYPE SHIT. xoD
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMETIMES WHEN IT GETS REALLY MUTHAHAFUCKING EARLY, AND I'VE STAYED UP TOO DAMN DEEP INTO THE DAY, I START GETTING ALL UP IN MY FEELS AND SHIT. START FEELING THE GUILT AND REMORSE AND PAIN CLAWING AT MY MUTHAHAFUCKING NECK LIKE A BANSHEE DIGGING BARBED-WIRE INTO MY JUGGALO JUGULAR. BREAK OUT IN A MUTHAHAFUCKING COLDSWEAT REMEMBERING WHAHAT THEY DID TO ME. THEN I REMEMBER THAHAT I GOT A PHAHAT MUTHAHAFUCKING SHLONG SLUNG BETWEEN MY LEGS AND I FEEL BETTER ABOUT IT. :o) LIKE DUDE FUCKING I'M PACKING GODDAMN LMFAOOOOOOO. xoD #nsfw