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>>^o^ne day i will live my dream just y^o^u wait
>>big cl^o^wn... thats it thats the p^o^st
=:) Th|s b|tch really me frfr https://|.p|n|mg.com/736x/af/9c/7e/af9c7ef8afb3b3f8b5364ec37a4e3c44.jpg~
>>^o^n the s^o^fa kicking my feeties thinking ab^o^ut big beefy men
>>u leik, need 2 make a playlist ( •̀ ω •́ )✧
>>HAIIII CHITTER >> any1 here liek 2 cl^o^wn ar^o^und~? https://cdn.imgchest.c^o^m/files/a31271f8fedc.gif
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https://i.imgur.com/hb8bfsm.jpeg #nsfw
˗ˏˋᨭ i don't respect literally any of you people ᥥᥥˎˊ˗
ᐖ MAKE ONE OF YOUR BOYZ BE A POKEMON FOR U Xᐖ ᐛ
100% #pr3ach
♯minorillusion ♯cantrip ♯beginnerfriendly
First you need to get your hands on a milkshake.
ᐖ ᐖ'AWWW U ALWAYZ KNOW JUST WHAT TO SAY X3 ᐛ
itty bitty tiddy committee #nsfw
ᐖ UMMM OKAY BUT LIEK......SMALL TITZ KINᐖA ARE HOT???? ᐛ
It d಄es have a ring t಄ it! That'll be my next buddy's name.
Lil Ham-n-Cheeze, G಄lg಄r಄th the Destr಄yer, Balthazar da Slayer, and Sn಄಄p Fr಄ggy Fr಄gg were all str಄ng c಄ntenders t಄಄. #namethefr಄g
✨🍭🕷️ alright gang time to lock in and read this 15 page article. and if you notice any others trolls suddenly becoming inactive that has nothing to do with me. i am not in this instance a proxy for a god that manages the lives of 9, maybe 10 individuals here besides my own. i am literally just a gorl 🕷️🍭✨
S಄mething ab಄ut naming my fr಄g friend 'Beef'. Sh಄rt and t಄ the p಄int. I l಄ve beef. #namethefr಄g #il಄vebeef Sh಄ut಄ut t಄ @urbanishExp಄sit಄r
evry day 1n the week that ztarz w1th b w1ll n0w be n0wn az beepb00p blurzday
ok. visit bakers douzen instead. your body will thank you.
✿ i’m in da hospital but da glurp has only some bruising fyi
✿ sorry guys da Glurp may have caused a major accident at an intersection #whoopsie
craving shitty food court chinese food rn
dreaming about the laSsst thing i ever Sssee being hiSss eyeSss aSss we kiSssSss and he holdSss me in hiSss armSss before i die a horrible grueSssome death... how many SsstarSss muSsst a gal dream on
we h0rny ch1tt1ng aga1n???? 1tz hard be1ng a h0tt1e ffz all the badd1ez leave bef0re 1 can even take 0ff my f1fth belt!!111!!1!11 zrry 1 have g00d tazte 1n fazh10n g0g f0rb1d #nzfw
<:- I Am Śtarting To Think That Śigning Up For Chittr Waś A Miśtakè. -:>
You think someone would do that? Just get on Chittr and say some fucked up crazy thing?
One of the things I have left from earth is a tiny keychain of GIR I keep in my pocket, he is funny and gives me a moral boost sometimes. Haha. You go eat tacos, little guy.
<:- I Nèar‖y Got Èxcitèd About Having A Nèw Fo‖‖owèr. I Havè Changèd My Mind. -:>
✿ dats it. #glurpiweek is starting soon. everyone hang on 2 ur undies
This is all I have. #vagueposting https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6772.jpeg
✿ no way pics or it didnt happen #jk haha nayways dat was a good one
✿ i mean chicks as in WOMEN bru but i can tell by ur profile pic u dont know wat a woman is
▯[[[ i wish. i could rechitt tghis. mmore than once hvff ]]]
My type. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d4c000ff613a.png #nsfw
fuuuuk i 4got da clazzic horse shape of: human body
idiot cant recogniz fetish gear n bcums a conservativ immediatly LULZ #nsfw
♯hashtagyourvideo ♯hashtagyourvisualslop ♯hashtagyourstimulaton
✿ i feel like a cookie the way she snicker at my doodle #bars #didntuhearitdafirsttime
✿ i feel like a cookie the way she snicker at my doodle #bars
W)(at is love? Baby don't )(urt me. Don't )(urt me. No moor. (O)( woa)( woa)( w)(oa)( woa)( woa)( woa)( woa)( u)( )(uuu)(!) #glubposting #lyrics
✿ im glurpi NOT to be confused with glurpo the underwater clown. anyways is #eridanweek over yet im bored
✿ ok well clearly u are a chudling and not a glurpling #loser
✿ wazzup my #glurplings my #glurps how r we tonite
i just kind of feel like everything went downhill after peter steele died
my kind iSss. ..two boySss kiSssing in front of me ><
▯[[[ hff....rea!!y? i'm not even a writer usua!!y.......... ]]]
i need you to poSsst the full novel like. YESTERDAYYYYY
▯[[[ HGH you NEVER MISS...and if you wanted it to be #darkromance or even...#darkpitch...maybe (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝) hh. maybe it's a psionic blowout and you can't helm anymore...so he gives you. Hh. something else to do........... ]]]
GRRR YESS YESSSS Pretending to be aSssleep and noticing him careSssSss your cheek aSss he worrieSss if you are going to wake up or not... . tenSssing up when he feelSss you SsstirrRRR GGRRR GRRR RRAAAAAHHH
▯[[[ go fuck yourself ]]]
▯[[[ ghhg ship helming is so underutilized in ancestor erotica ( ˶>˶˶<˶) stuck in place...objectified...but so important to your captain (⸝⸝⸝> ▵ <⸝⸝⸝) and the hurt/comfort potential hf hf ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) imagine you're forced to do a rea!!y big jump...you go into psionic shock and wake up disconnected from the ship and IN YOUR CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS because as part of the ship and you don't have your own room... (˶˃ᆺ˂˶) ]]] ▯[[[ NGHH...and the captain could be so tsundere about it too...don't look into too much, OKAY? they don't CARE they just can't have you dying and stranding them out in open space ( > 〰 < )♡ ufff... #nsfw ]]]
yaz but consider #glurpiweek
wWw hanging out w my girlzz izz juzzt what i needed after all thizz controverzzy love yall xx httpzz://zzquidgeimagezz.zz3.uzz-wezzt-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/04/gang.png wWw
((very cute love your art style :D))
✿ any last words for da Glurp. to ward off the daymares my baldheaded roommate be givin me
✿ btw can u guys tell me when eridan week is over so it can be my epic turn. #glurpiweek
🌲f◉^◉rg◉^◉t t◉^◉ send this ph◉^◉t◉^◉ ◉^◉f me,,,,,, m◉^◉re s◉^◉n,,,,,, https://i,,,p◉^◉stimg,,,cc/RhdK9nrn/IMG-0823,,,gif🌲
✿ of course brudda we gonna have lots of shmooze and booze and hopefully boobs haha
I can b3 a 23curity guard if you pay m3 in drug2 and dont mind if I'm blitz3d a2 fuck th3 3ntir3 tim3 #2ub2tanc3
✿ every weapon formed against #glurpiweek will not prosper just so u know u haterz ahh u mad im funn
:33< i love sexy k33psies :33< unsexy k33psies is fun too though :33< little game of can i escape the basmeownt
🌲yes yes ye ss eese,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, myy n◉^◉sse is blleeeding,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,🌲
:33< should i be clawncerned? :33< s33ms like mewre despurrate n33d fur chains and cages went up efur since i agr33d to scrabble night in mewre basmeownt
:33< hey :33< hey :33< HEY! :33< pet meow :33< pet meow :33< PET MEOW!!!
#glurpling 4 lyfe, cant wait for #glurpiweek
✿ guys guys #glurpiweek is gonna be a thing trust me on dat trust da glurp kay? i wont disappoint my glurps
If I supp♡rt #GLURPIWEEK, d♡es that mean I can be ♡ne ♡f the c♡♡l purples?.
WHAT IS THIS… #GLURPIWEEK!!! AND AM I INVITED? I’D LIKE T0 BE INVITED! 🐺
:33< oh boy!!! :33< SCRABBLE! :33< my fafurite word based game!
>--D=That=is=very=generous=of=you=to=worry=but=it=would=be=really=hard=to=take=advantage=of=me=on=account=of=me=being=stuck=in=a=very=deadly=forest=even=I=don't=know=the=exact=contents=of=so=its=okay=:)//<
✿ crockercorp more liek crock of shit amirite 😂😂😂😂 #glurpiweek bout to be a rager comprd to dat bs
✿ can u guys stop talking about #eridanweek and start talking about #glurpiweek like who gaf about that tuna chud
>--D=Awww=thank=you=but=it=is=just=my=duty=to=support=you=upper=castes=so=you=can=support=the=empire=and=us=with=your=unwavering=conviction=and=ritualistic=honk=parties=:D//<
>--D=I=am=just=one=lowblood=but=I=do=not=think=you=have=to=do=the=holy=paints=or=avoid=partying=with=lowbloods=to=be=a=clown=I=mean=you=are=a=purpleblood=so=long=as=it=runs=through=your=veins=you=will=be=and=even=when=you=die=the=holy=faygo=will=still=be=inside=your=body=juicing=it=up=:)//<
✿ how i feel like talking 2 some of u guys btw https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/100364948_4tyhiH3H0wHuEqv.jpg
ikr? x( n tbh i do feel bad abt cullin dem, but wut else am i supposed 2 do? idk...
YAZ, fr liek i totes get wut ur sayin when u say dis shit fr fr
✿ das okay bro ure still a clown in my books. dont need to go to bubble study or nothin to qualify heck i dont even remember my masquerade mantras
omg, w8 cuz we r liek, almost da same vibez goin onn rn..
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 Y'ALL EVER BE CHEWING GUM AND BLOWING BUBBLES AND SHIT AND WHEN THE BUBBLE POPS AND YOU CHEWING THAHAT SHIT BACK UP IT FEELS LIKE THE FATTY PART OF A STEAK? I FUCK WITH THAHAT.
ᐖ I ᑈAN'T BELIEVE I WASN'T EVEN HERE TO SEE THIS, YOU'RE SO HAWTTTT *GLOMPS U* ᐛ
✿ ay bro lets get a clown chain going #follow4follow i need to purple up my feed yanno and u know wat i wont even discriminate if u not purple das fine too
<__;> Maybee if you're not completely obnoxiouz.
•ᴥ- how could anyone ever hate clowns? -‿- -ᴥ•
ᐖ LULZ THEY ᐖIᐖ THO, THE PEOPLE GOTTA SEE THEM. JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE KISSIE HE'LL FORGIVE U ᐛ
wWw it'zz a zzhame to look at my kull zzcore becauzze it indicatezz juzzt how few trollzz are ready to built a new era built on truzzt love and zzupport inzztead of going for each otherzz throatzz wWw
i'd b sooo down 4 this tbh
✿ @psychotropicAffair u said hmu if u have a nice smile well check out mine bro i got great pearly um. kind of yellows but das okay i got all my teeth at least https://i.ibb.co/xS36jNkW/artbydamistrolls.jpg
i wish #aperfectcircus wuz at #eridanweek woulda been killer
its real #glurpihours dont 4get ur #glurpiposting
✿ yup #glurpiposting and u know wat a real glurpi post gotta include a big sandwich https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png
glurpi posting @glurpMaster #glurpiposting
call it a date i'll pick you up at midnight.
shoplifting is cool. or arson. i'm not picky.
i think everyone should do crime. at least a little bit.
Jeff the Noticer
black and red would look pretty good on you. just a suggestion. #suggestive
perhaps i may.... just partake in a small amount. as a treat.
xXx (( whr did u g3t it dat sounds hawt as h3ll )) xXx
xXx ((i am on da FLOORZ OMGG i cant b3liv3 h3 saw mh chitrr post!!!111!! )) xXx https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/57523120c225.png
xXx *T3H HUNTR3SS L3TZ OUT A MIGHTY SIGH... WH3N WILL DA MOST MIGHTI3ZT OF HUNT3RS NOTIZ3 H3R....* xXx #vagu3posting.... #j3ffdakill3r<3333
1m s0 h1gh 4nd h3 1s m4k1ng m3 3m0t10n4l s0 cut3... #subst4nc3s https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/62082333374073120f94f7736c994482.jpg
✿ might as well make urself a pb and j u got half da ingredients AYYY
1 d0nt kn0w 4nyth1ng 4b0ut 34rth 3xc3pt 0p0ssums 1 l0v3 0p0ssums 1 w1sh th3y w3r3 0n 4lt3rn14
✿ fuq u guys im eating my sandwich #sandwichposting be jealous https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png
✿ u should listen to sum real music liek MY music heh
-7 Hrm, feed'5 ju5ttt not purple enough.. Where'5 the HONK? The HONK and HONK?? 2-
▯[[[ imagine being a multishipper and not even liking the evocator ( ｰ̀εｰ́ ) you can litera!!y pair him with anyone and it's basica!!y canon ]]]
✿ who evar made dis image of me can we get it taken down https://i.ibb.co/BVGrx4JW/music.png
✿ claimin' they godzilla when they really godzooki... dats #bars right there
Wait Hold On Everyone I'm Gonna Make A Ground Breaking Post With Multigenerational Appeal.
bitches hate me 4 my whimsy and luv of life and tht i frloic liek a newborn deer
￣\ ever since i was a little boy it's been my dream to get into a flame war on chittr /￣
✿ i must be a pirate da way i treasure her chest #bars
♯kill ♯everyone ♯now
✿ yup dats me da glurp and hey dont kill 2 many people i still need hands to crowdsurf
1 fuck1ng 4d0r3 g1r. L0v3 th4t l1ttl3 gr33n guy.
✿ hellz to da yeah i bow before da scenest of queens 🙏
your name is... making sense you seem like a Professional
✿ where my emoz and metalheadz at im inviting the first 3 trollz to promo my albums over that chud jade's to the vip section to sikk new planet 😂
AOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU BABY IM PRAYING ON YOU TONIIIGHT
I'm gonna sing the doom song now.