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Mike Delgado

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate

I'm so retro you wouldn't even get it. I'm into science fiction and videogames! Number one pickaxekind truther.

Blood: LimeKult Score: 14402Kull Score: 18297161 followers 253 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

(OOC) 3 days ago

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Barely Survived

On Alternia... "Culled" is not always a permanent state.

Sunrise Crown

Courtesy of Furann, the Soft Butch King of Lesbian Chittr.

bisexual

love yourself

Disability Pride

Disability is not an ugly word. It's a way of life, and I'm proud of you today.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@graveWalker[GW]

——[AUTOMATIC DEATH MESSAGE]—— X Hey gang my heart’s officially stopped if you’re seeing this, neat lil thing you can set up if you have a death messenger chip and app. Anyway someone go get my body yeah? I assume it’s not far from wherever I was doing stupid shit. #clockworkinc #cw-death

#clockworkinc #cw-death

Kult: +16

Kull: +14

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.14

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Fuck.

ＺＵＣＣＩＡ ᯓ★

mArk of the beAst

mwAh!

Squeaky

This user is a squeakbeast.

bisexual

love yourself

Flushed One

This user vacillates flushed red.

Pale One

This user vacillates pale pink.

heart of gold

kind is the bravest thing you can be

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

:(

Kult: +11

Kull: +5

Total: 16

Ratio: 2.20

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

we r here 4 u

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Troll Walter White

@heisenDrayted[HD]

I Hate Saul. I Hate Mike. I Hate Skyl*r. I Hate Jesse. I Hate Hank. I Hate Gus. I Hate Gale. I Hate Jack.

Kult: +9

Kull: +5

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.80

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Not our dear, sweet, precious Jimmy!

megid00med

has a clear and 0bvi0us type.

Verified

A user of established repute

@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ When y'named "Darlin Dearie", kinda difficult to not seem like anything but a jolly little sweetheart. ]

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I pity everyone whose parents decided to name them Dick.

@glamorousDivine[GD]

...♡ HAPPY LESBIAN DAY~

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

WE ALSO HAVE SAD LESBIAN DAY TOMORROW FOR THOSE OUT THERE WHO AREN'T IN THE BEST OF MOOD RIGHT NOW. KNOW YOU'RE JUST AS VALID.

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Cyapin ≽(•⩊ •マ≼

Emoticonnoisseur

This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.

verifiably kitty

this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

@maskedFool[MF]

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

()

Verified

A user of established repute

@vitalBrush[VB]

If I fall over in front of y' I wonder if your mind ever plays a little splat sound effect... I do not know, this is a random thought. Haha

Kult: +23

Kull: +5

Total: 28

Ratio: 4.60

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

As amusing as it would be, I would be inclined to stop you from falling in the first place. Hitting the ground isn't fun!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Chalkbox's Favor

You have earned the Chalkbox's acknowledgement.

@singularityManifest[SM]

Flinging ★ knife ★t you but it goes incredibly slowly.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Dodge

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

My gun has led me to places I wouldn't even go with a dick

Kult: +25

Kull: +10

Total: 35

Ratio: 2.50

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@emotionalCorpse[EC]

my bulge has led me to places with guns #nsfw #nsfwe

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @emotionalCorpse[EC]

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

i'm trying to gauge whether "and axes? #suggestive" is funny enough to outweigh how much context you'd need to find it remotely funny

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@felineFatale[FF]

allergies should be a transferable curse

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

dbl it & give it 2 the next person

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]

@felineFatale[FF]

who deserves watery eyes and endless congestion?

↩ @felineFatale[FF]

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

well i was thinkng nobody has 2 accept it just keep passing it round but now that u mention it i think @emotionalCorpse

@emotionalCorpse

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]

@felineFatale[FF]

wow he just comes to mind? whatever did he do to deserve so much suffering??

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

↩ @felineFatale[FF]

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

just trust me

Kult: +5

Kull: +7

Total: 12

Ratio: 0.71

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Chalkbox's Favor

You have earned the Chalkbox's acknowledgement.

@singularityManifest[SM]

Bluh, I feel desper★te for sonething but I c★n't pl★ce wh★t for. M★ybe I just go into my l★ke, or hotspring.

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Like in "Troll Tommy Jarvis Plagued By Nightmares Returns To Burial Site Of Serial Killer Troll Jason Voorhees To Exhume And Destroy His Cadaver, Accidentally Resurrecting Him As A Revenant; Undead Troll Jason Voorhees Returns To Troll Camp Crystal Lake To Take More Lives; Troll Tommy Jarvis Attempts To Warn Populace Of Troll Jason Voorhees' Return Whilst Evading The Town Slasheriff And Other Police Forces, Becoming Flush For The Slasheriff's Descendant; Troll Tommy Jarvis Risks His Life To Return Troll Jason Voorhees To The Bottom Of Troll Crystal Lake By Securing Him To A Boulder Using Chains"?

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]

Sword Saint

User has decided to live and die by the sword.

chaku-mun

This user loves the cooling night, the beautiful moon.

Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Chalkbox's Favor

You have earned the Chalkbox's acknowledgement.

@singularityManifest[SM]

No I don't think so.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @singularityManifest[SM]

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Oh okay. Enjoy your lake

Kult: +5

Total: 5

LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Emoticonnoisseur

This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_do_yuo_fink_anyonez_ever_put_crack_in_their_crack?_xx

Kult: +44

Kull: +35

Total: 79

Ratio: 1.26

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

u can get a definitiv answr if ur willing 2 be adventurous LAWL!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

#suggestive mayb? idk u_U

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]

LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Emoticonnoisseur

This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_chow_prob_wont_b_doing_dat_it_kinda_soundz_liek_a_nightmaer_ackshually_xx

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

thas 4 the best sometimez its better 2 nevar know for sure u know wat curiosity did to da cat... chk chk gun sound

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]

LA PRINCESA BARKBUXX

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

#ABCC RSVP

Adorabloodthirsty Cinemassacre Club-Goer

You know, like, Nya?

This user bears the curse of a bygone era.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Emoticonnoisseur

This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.

@xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_so_glad_nuthings_ever_happened_2_da_dawg!_phew!_xx

↩ @xxScenegrlxx[XS]

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

sry they put him in a guy :/ now som1 out there has da dawg in em...

Kryqus "8D" Xyllem

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

I shoould start a business

Kult: +32

Kull: +20

Total: 52

Ratio: 1.60

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Can we do a crypto rugpull together

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]

Kryqus "8D" Xyllem

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

@naughtyTechnician[NT]

Whoo are yoou again

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

Pitch One

This user vacillates pitch black.

Damascus Decorated

Verified and valuable friend of Mike!

In This Business...

...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Idk if I have an answer to this question

Kult: +2

Total: 2