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Mike Delgado

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Chchow is your friend!
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In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.

@damascusDoctorate

I'm so retro you wouldn't even get it. I'm into science fiction and videogames! Number one pickaxekind truther.

Blood: LimeKult Score: 14444Kull Score: 18317161 followers253 following
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Mike Delgado
1 hour ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Please excuse my absence. I've been fighting.

Kult: +57
Kull: +35
Total: 92
Ratio: 1.63
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H¡m 🍋‍🟩🏳️‍🌈
1 hour ago
@sardonicCatharsis[SC]

>> He11o M¡ke!!

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Xavier Mathis
1 hour ago
@spectralNightshade[SN]

did you win?

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Posnah Muulax
1 hour ago
@anxiousTautology[AT]

greetings mike. .it's good to see you.

Kult: +7
Total: 7
↩ @sardonicCatharsis[SC]
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Mike Delgado
1 hour ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Hi Himero! Nice to see you

↩ @spectralNightshade[SN]
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Mike Delgado
1 hour ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I did, but it was tough.

Kult: +10
Total: 10
↩ @anxiousTautology[AT]
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Mike Delgado
1 hour ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

it's great to see you too, posnah.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
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Xavier Mathis
1 hour ago
@spectralNightshade[SN]

those are the best fights

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Mike Delgado
1 week ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

My gun has led me to places I wouldn't even go with a dick

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75
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Monroe D'Amore
1 week ago
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

my bulge has led me to places with guns #nsfw #nsfwe

#nsfw#nsfwe
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Monroe D'Amore
1 week ago
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

sent early if i could edit #violence too

#violence
Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mike Delgado
1 week ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

i'm trying to gauge whether "and axes? #suggestive" is funny enough to outweigh how much context you'd need to find it remotely funny

#suggestive
Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Monroe D'Amore
1 week ago
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

lmfao idk what kind of context it needs, but it’s good for you that you’re attempting humor i know it’s difficult for you

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mike Delgado
1 week ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Chit is actually a portmenteau of chud shit. Whenever you make a post on here, remember that

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I'm running out of funny. Where do I buy more

Kult: +32
Kull: +25
Total: 57
Ratio: 1.28
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Reveri | Sun Sets Over The Horizon
2 weeks ago
@todaysDreamer[TD]

costco has a deal running i heard

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Abisus
2 weeks ago
@chthonianAfterimage[CA]

↻ It's l∞cated in the marr∞w ∞f a funny b∞ne. ↺

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @todaysDreamer[TD]
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Yeah but sometimes when you leave you fall through the trapdoor into a pit and they steal all your money, that's how they keep the prices so low

↩ @chthonianAfterimage[CA]
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Where can I find such bones, ethically sourced?

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
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Abisus
2 weeks ago
@chthonianAfterimage[CA]

↻ Stand near p∞ssible sharp c∞rners, and y∞u'll find it. Ethical and slightly painful. ↺

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Dream of Californication

SpotifyCalifornicationRed Hot Chili Peppers · Californication (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 1999open.spotify.com
#lyricposting
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Good news and bad news. Speed dating did not get me closer to the goal I went in for but I made new friends from it so I'd consider that a great outcome

Kult: +7
Total: 7
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I will be more than I am.

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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I like it, I'm not gonna crack I miss you, I'm not gonna crack I love you, I'm not gonna crack I killed you, I'm not gonna crack I like it, I'm not gonna crack I miss you, I'm not gonna crack I love you, I'm not gonna crack I killed you, I'm not gonna crack #lyricposting

#lyricposting
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I want to go home

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Can't sleep. Thinking too much. I've been awake for so long my brain feels like it's dying.

Kult: +4
Total: 4
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Garlic oil on white bread. Try my recipe boy

Kult: +60
Kull: +40
Total: 100
Ratio: 1.50
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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
2 weeks ago
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< try mine :33< oil

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

instructions unclear i didnt know what to do with the oil now i am flying through the rain help me

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
2 weeks ago
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< mew eat it

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

too late for that im floating on sky water how do i get down

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
2 weeks ago
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< fizzy lifting drinks rules :33< mew gotta purrp

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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

no no its like oil floats on water and the rain is water so because of the coating of oil im floating on the rain

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon
2 weeks ago
@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< oh then mewre furked sorry

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

egads fuuck

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Mike Delgado
2 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00
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Karama Golthi=5: Yuri Committer
2 weeks ago
@megaloMemes[MM]

c< yOOOOOOOOOO Heritage FOr THe Future MeNtiONed!!!! >c

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

instantly kills you twice

Kult: +50
Kull: +47
Total: 97
Ratio: 1.06
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Mekrut Ansatz
3 weeks ago
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

..(

Kult: +6
Total: 6
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gloomweiss
3 weeks ago
@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

parry.

Kult: +15
Total: 15
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Remind Bot
3 weeks ago
@remindBot[RB]

!remindYou blehhh x,x

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @cannibalisticCuisine[CC]
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

has mercy on you actually

↩ @tenebrificTermagant[TT]
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

nicely done!

↩ @remindBot[RB]
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

muahahaa >:]

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
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Mekrut Ansatz
3 weeks ago
@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

..d

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Romeo Ainya [They/It]
3 weeks ago
@equusSolatus[ES]

nuh uh

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

you're right, i could never.

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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Anyone got any interesting fetch modi they find underrated? I've been enjoying Cassette quite a lot.

Kult: +22
Kull: +20
Total: 42
Ratio: 1.10
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Sara Mendel
3 weeks ago
@neonAllnight[NA]

my main modus (DDR Modus) unintentionally has a LOT of sylladex space, and it allows for easy organization due to the means of how you retrieve items

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Ikonos Taikon
3 weeks ago
@groovyKosmonaut[GK]

☆i got a rhythm game fetch modi helps me stay on my toes and Keep a beat☆

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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C. Dirk
3 weeks ago
@princeofLight[PL]

Fishmodi is my favorite if you arent in a hurry set out for an item and relax, it'll come eventually. Perks of being retired and not actually needing to get into it quickly

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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gloomweiss
3 weeks ago
@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

minne was really really weird. l0ckpick m0di. its l0ck reset every time i accessed it, annd i had t0 pick it t0 get access.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

This fuckig suck

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I don't know about you guys but I slept just fine

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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

Does that guy want me to fuck him or what.

#vagueposting#nsfw
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I'm walking down the line That divides me somewhere in my mind On the borderline / Of the edge, and where I walk alone Read between the lines What's fucked up, and everything's alright Check my vital signs / To know I'm still alive, and I walk alone

#lyricposting
Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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Monroe D'Amore
3 weeks ago
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

reluctant repost b/c green night slaps

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

don't be afraid to repost man i have good taste

Kult: +5
Total: 5
↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
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Monroe D'Amore
3 weeks ago
@emotionalCorpse[EC]

unfortunately you do lmfao

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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I agree with that one post. Ice blood pussy smoke

#idk#possibly#suggestive
Kult: +35
Kull: +27
Total: 62
Ratio: 1.30
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Calcifer S.
3 weeks ago
@thespianTestified[TT]

Sure man.

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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

You gotta scroll down a minute but it's there I swear.

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
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Calcifer S.
3 weeks ago
@thespianTestified[TT]

Uh huh. Definitely.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

I swear! You have to believe me.

↩ @damascusDoctorate[DD]
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Calcifer S.
3 weeks ago
@thespianTestified[TT]

Whatever you say man.

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Mike Delgado
3 weeks ago
xx_LAWL_xD_xx
Chchow is your friend!
Pitch One
This user vacillates pitch black.
Damascus Decorated
Verified and valuable friend of Mike!
In This Business...
...you're not afraid to get your hands dirty for a little Caeger.
@damascusDoctorate[DD]

[speaking foreign language]