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(pfp by m-ikeix on tumblr) Caw caw meowtherfuckers. They/them
B33 < furry amewsing timeline this morning tbh
B33 < im pictpurring an anomalocarisspurrite rn B33 < this is what peak purrformance could have looked like
B33 < im nefur sure if it's bettpurr to sl33p with the shades on or not B33 < at this point leaving my beautyifful p33pers vulnerable isnt SUPURR stressful B33 < but it just f33ls a tiny bit weird fur spurrite reasons i think
B33 < saw someowne elsewhere say they like vaseline in any catpacity B33 < hate that shit furever bad texture bad smell bad efurrything
B33 < purresently taking applications fur bedtime cuddle partner B33 < no guarant33 of anyathing except you will get bitten and my t33th are SHARP B33 < you get 3 watpurr breaks a night
B33 < why do i get so bitey when im sl33py B33 < my poor pillows and plushies...
:33< happens to the best of us :33< mewse someone instead! :33< its betpurr fur the purrlushies!
B33 < yknow people get really up in arms about theoretically milking edible things out of a creature B33 < but im just saying id way rathpurr my chocolate came furom a creature than how they used to make it on old earth
wh h how the FUCK did they make it on old earth????
B33 < there was a lot more slavery than anynyan involved wouldve liked to think appurrently
ok straight up, anytime my dad starts getting nostalgic for old earth i'm mentioning this, because holy fucking shit dude, how do you fuck up CHOCOLATE that bad??? D8
B:(( < when ppl try to handwave "the economy" and like where actual things come from dont listen to them kiddo
B33 < since appurrently this is the current topic I love fish hate fishing tbh.
B33 < good morning efurrynyan B33 < this is your infurequent reminder to sharpen your knives/claws/swords/etc B33 < do so at your earliest clawnvenience or else
B33 < man i just got home and all i wanna do is nap B33 < furst N33D a shower but i dont wanna have to pat dry all my furicking feathpurrs and then pr33n them back into place and such B33 < but we purrsevere i WILL be cozy
((Battling some mild FOMO/impostor syndrome with positivity rn: This post is for celebrating doubles. Y'all're great. Every davepeta on this site is so fun and y'all make me really happy whenever I see y'all on the TL. @technicolorCataphasia @tigrineGenesis If YOU, dear reader, are either feeling the struggle or want to shout out your doubles this post is a suggestion you do so, either in the replies or in your own post. ^^))
((I was really, reall happy to learn i wasnt the only cool cat around! Your davepeta is delightful, and I'm having a lot of fun interacting with them <333 Eventually I should draw some art of them hanging out, if that should happen some day!))
((We should definitely have them hang out!! That would kick so much ass tbh :D I never wanna pressure anyone on art but everything you've posted thus far has been absolutely fire. Absolute peak shit nonstop.))
B33 < ok im normal now B//33 < glad efurryone liked the view though
B33 < ok im gonna be busy aftpurr i post this but SOMENYAN has b33n riling me up so i might as well post too B33 < #nsfw [An image from behind of Davepeta topless, kneeling on a bed and looking over their shoulder at the camera. Their wings are flared and tail curled coquettishly up. Both of their hands are occupied pulling down their pants to reveal their bare ass.]
B33 < *tc is starting at the picture but not as respectfully as they could*
B33 < i should rewatch some ghibli movies B33 < n33d somenyan to pussy up and watch ponyo with me
Come over and we'll watch Grave of the Fireflies.
BX33 < idk if my heart could take that B33 < but i gotta impurrove that things durability SOMEOW so sure
B33 < nyall efur s33 a clown make a typo while trying to be intimidating B33 < its furicking hilarious it just shuts them all the way down log off and try again B33 < they hit that hink/honl and its all ofur B33 < like watching a slasher trip ofur a rock in a movie
Just like Ghostface... https://media1.tenor.com/m/SNm9hfy2GVAAAAAd/ghostface-scream.gif
B33 < efurry time i watch that scene i think like man B33 < id change gears instantly id be stomping on their throat trying to turn this into justified self defense
RIGHT? At least kick him in the fuckin head like the football
B33 < fur no specific reason btw B33 < like for poptarts pity for waffles B33 < making decisions rn
B33 < oh squeak I was NOT expecting that to go so well B33 < idk what went best the outfit the pie to the face or the buster keaton bit but he was HOOKED B33 < h33h33 B33 < i can s33 why @ectoBiologist#6844 gets addicted to this its a power trip B33 < shout out to my purrtner in crime @gallowsCalibrator#1433 h33h33
i think the worst part, the WORST part about this, is that my butt got wet because i dropped my soda when trying not to get flattened! jesus christ! i swear to god you two. THAT WAS SO FUN!!! :D:D:D
B33 < they call me davepeta beclaws I pet-a the daves
B33 < im gonna do something dratstic
Dr. Tastic? What's their specialty?
You should do something normal!
B33 < im gonna mew some squeaking xevious shit to jinx later istg
hey your wardrobifier should have updated by the way. #cheesedtomeetyou
B33 < EGBERT!!!!!!! B33 < this is really squeaking ch33sing me off