Discofurry Channel (they/them)
@aventurineCopycat
(pfp by m-ikeix on tumblr) B33 < caw caw meowtherfuckers B33 < also call me davepeta or deva
https://media1.tenor.com/m/xYJLQil6oQ8AAAAC/duck-season-rabbit-season.gif
B33 < im ngl idr who wins this exchange but i hit evil calderus with the switcheroo lmeow
https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe400cd4865b02433567fa497246fb56/tumblr_pdh7gcGaPt1r2617ko1_640.jpg B33 < pawlright whats your prefurred smash hyrule temple spot
♡> i clock into "literally nobody wants to be here" as ganondorf with my noob friends and f smash until they are a fine paste.
< 𓏲ּ𝄢smash Br𖥠’s Is. . . ☤rauma☤ic ☤𖥠 Say ☤he Leas☤ Brings Back Mem𖥠ries 𖥠f Ge☤☤ing My Ass Kicke⛨. . .
DEATH OR GLORY, ALL THE WAY. WON MOST MATCHES ON THIS MAP BY CAMPING IN THAT SPOT
managing tw0 get two freed0m is always satisfying.
BX33 < its raining B33 < kinda wanna go flying while purresent deva naps BTT < but wet feathfurs...
B33 < unfurtunately not if i wanted to actually mewse them fur flying B33 < nyalso id n33d them specifically tailored to me which is kinda a hassle when i can just use an umbrella if im not flying
B33 < gm chittr B33 < ch33se danish fur you
B33 < pawlways remembpurr the unifursal constant of chittr B33 < no mattpurr what you post some guys gonna show up on your post to be like B33 < nyactually your broad generalization doesnt apply to me purrsonyally t33h33 b33 < you eithpurr gotta nyaccept that or be purrpared with a silly comeback about it
b33 < sw33t B33 < meowbe ill go pirate just fur you sometimes h33h33
B33 < did a lot of chores and kinda burned myself out fur a minute B33 < but i had ice cream and remembpurred that im skaias gift to the mew unifurse and im all of your purroblem furevfur <3
B33 < pounce of nyadoration!
B33 < lmeow gm crucie <3
B33 < yknow what i deserve to make lowkey inane horny posts too B33 < they/them bulge #nsfw
I am ſure you deſerve it ſo much you don’t even need to tag this poſt as #nsfw.
I appreciate you removing your ſhades in an unexpected requeſt for remiſſion.
B33 < yeah i do it sometimes B:33 < this emoticon shit is serious business its gotta show actual emeowtion or whats the point
B33 < *ac curls up on your f33d and naps fur 6-12 hours*
that is a huge range holy cow
B33 < yeah i wanted to hit the funny numbpurrs
B33 < cool thanks bro i knew you were chill
B33 < so as it turns out pain hurts! B33 < huh! BX33 < h33h33
c< it.... dOes, yeaH.... >c
B33 < sorry its always a little funny when i do something and then the expected result happens!
B33 < oh i touched a post that said touch this post to f33l a bunch of pain or smth like that B33 < and then that did in fact happen
BPP < lol B33 < i think meowst nepetas have bettpurr self purreservation instincts than that
B33 < fur the record B33 < when you n33d a silly name fur me steal furom @tentacleTabbycat and call me vapedata
Oh god. I'd honestly almost forgotten that drunken near-anagram.
B33 < im nyalmost disappointed you didnt hit me with smth like that when you were beyond sloshed B33 <
B33 < i should like pokemon mystery dungeon somenyan sometime BX33 < this is definitely something i can do and a good idea
BX33 < sn33zed so hard i had to get up and grab a tissue to wipe off my phone scr33n B33 < what the furick is up chittr
rlly important question did u get flung backwards?
B33 < if you find a note tied to a rock thrown through your window that just says "B33 < hi" B33 < well thats just fur you to figpurr out what to do with
yep. this one's goin' in my 'reasons i love deva' ColleCtion.
B33 < getting a lot of posts on chittr.ing telling me to throw rocks through random windows fur my own amewsement B33 < hmmmmm
Look at those rocks. Just sitting on the ground. All that potential. Literal, if we're talking about physics. Let them be kinetic. Let them be free.
B33 < sometimes you just really wanna throw a rock through a window but you dont have a good excuse
yeah. i have plenty of exCuses 6ut i don't think i Could use "saw something that annoyed me" seventy roCks in a row.
BX33 < windows were made to be broken and rocks were made to be fr33 etc etc
B33 < im gonna shade somenyan i saw on a lil doom scroll B33 < eat carbs theyre tasty and good fur you
B33 < ive said it befur and ill say it again B33 < im the numbpurr one burglar of second chances and do-ofurs B33 < i like handing them out to people B33 < but i hold em tight B33 < beclaws its all purrecious B33 < even when it hurts like nyathing else B33 < im way too lucky to be here to just B33 < leave it on the table
B33 < weird burst of late night energy B33 < hmmm
B33 < true but i think if i nyambush people rn i might get thrown out a window h33h33