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i posted tit post dick. #nsfψ
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
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po3 from inscryption
the evil hat from the human movie meet the robinsons
stop bein horny durin #eridanwweek there simply aint enough a me to go around #nsfww
i think the worst part, the WORST part about this, is that my butt got wet because i dropped my soda when trying not to get flattened! jesus christ! i swear to god you two. THAT WAS SO FUN!!! :D:D:D
You should do something normal!
hey your wardrobifier should have updated by the way. #cheesedtomeetyou
Thank you to whomever decided to bomb the executive motorcade on its morning stroll. My flesh is resilient, but my lusus hide boots and coat are ruined. ALSO, my chauffeur was completely incinerated. We had to sift his charred bones from the everloving rubble. And now I have to give him a week's PTO. Not funny.
Are you chasing another woman? Thats called Stalking John/June
I'm still trapped in the fucking building.
fuck you. you know i didn't mean it like that.
i mean CEO
potshots from the malcontent keep you from growwin complacent and sharpen your situational awwareness carry on and continue wwinnin queen
verse one of my dream vs rosa parks rap DREAM VS ROSAA PARKSSSS you were always in the back i was always in the fronttt
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! im sure there's some kind of version of troll chloroform that would also work on humans. not sure what you'd call it to look it up though
New trap, chastity cage. #nsfw
cry me a fucking river i'll go fishing in it.
My, my. I must admit, even I can appreciate a… *thoroughly enthusiastic* reception. Your adulation has not gone unnoticed. In fact, it has been catalogued, appreciated, and, where appropriate, of course, quietly anticipated. You have all performed exactly as one might hope. For those of you seeking a more… *direct* line of communication, I will extend a small courtesy. My direct messages are, as you would say, open. I do find that more private channels tend to produce far more… *interesting* outcomes. Do take care when you reach out, of course. One never quite knows what sort of conversation they are truly beginning.
I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium
How do you k33p your hands warm? Piss on them. #pissyhands
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
ghb is pretty good looking. for a clown.
its ok 2 fuck clowns. 2 honk the honkers. 2 get in tht big top... or ig tht big bottom lol
i didnt fuck that clown i didnt cum on that clown i didnt put my dick anywhere near that clown ive never done anything weird with clowns i promised myself i wasnt going to make another fucking apology video after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and goddamn honest with this as possible (1/357645693563545634576345) #nsfw
oh for gog's sake
clowns nngh (tags: :o), #nsfw, archive rating: HONK)
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8-> #RUMBLECOIN VALUE IS GOING INTERSTELLAR!
Highbloods, Lowbloods, Really We Should Put Our Differences Aside And Recognize The Real Fun Is In Making Fun Of “humans”
Oil you say? Would I not look simply adorable all slicked up. Hee hee.
If god didnt want us to eat light bulbs then why did he make my mouth suspiciously light bulb sized #realquestions
Why does the poop not give your intestines a rash if when you dont wipe it gives your butthole a rash #realquestions
You should strive to be like me. I'm way better than a certain number 7. And I smell good, too. Picture perfect image of excellence actually. #neuroitchy
UH UH UH. NO? Maybe. I used whatever was on the note card in the kitchen!!! Come get some buddy.
Those brownies finally finished, sorry @imBiscuits but I had to use your brownie mix. Tough luck, you want some, though?
(fuck my ex )(ubbie (?) (r we still married??) is on )(ere wtf do i do fuck fuck fuck fuck) #fuck (i t)(ot t)(at guy was dead)
Where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater, so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the tangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people were good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one’s own taking pleasure in a feeling or a look or a gesture, of receiving another person’s love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term “generosity of spirit” applied to nothing, was a cliche, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. #Ruminating #Myblog #Philosopherprince
doing this to @turntechCreamsicle https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e380455e355.gif
Me hero.
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/tr1cky.png] [r0arbeast.]
yuv ever felt a visral need 2 strip dwn nd ride a hgihblod b4? no? jst me? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ARE ALL THE PALGS (PHAT ASS LOWBLOOD GIRL) AND WHY ISN'T IT IN MY DMS? #nsfw
They became unstabilized and melted into a giant dark puddle on the floor...
I learned that my soon to be divorced wife is cloning cats. Gonna clone myself, will update y’all on progress soon. Who wouldn’t want two of all this?
if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch
https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @turntechGodhead#6490 SPOTTED at the Actor Awards sneaking off! This photo was taken shortly after they slinked off during a questioning of the TMZ article recently published about them. Bad look!
i love gambling and i think private property is awesome
just got back from patrollin the shore for errant beasts to throww into the sea wwhen i happened on a pretty little rust blooded vvixen twwirlin their hair all wwhimsical like they thought itd be cute to toss a little clowwn sludge (ugh FAYGO) into my neck a the oceans so i followwed em hivve and speared their lusus #justorphanerthings
No! I puffed Life back into the molding remnants of his cadaver and now he's more or less my most ineffective errand boy. Still, though. With his uses.
got a cock like a god and i know how to use it. #nsfw
get the fuck out of my mentions.
Given that 'apocalypse' means 'revelation,' posting on chittr itself could be said to be a form of apocalypse!
Apparently that species and all the matter they interact with is made of coherent standing acoustic waves, so all the pictures are completely useless.
360s on that bulge doing flips and shit with a fingerboard szzheeeewwwww straight into the halfpipe of the nook tony hawk pro skater style #nsfw
why does nobody talk about hovw the "patriarchy" harms men as much, if not more, than vwomen? think about vwhos gaining from this
METAL SONIC HAS CAPTURED THE PINK HEDGEHOG AND IS NOW BAITING SONNIQ!!! HE'S OUTPERFORMING ALL SIMULATIONS!!! HE IS TRULY MY GREATEST CREATION!!! THAT OUGHT TO KEEP THE HEDGEHOG DISTRACTED!!!
wwhat happened to bein a normal guy wwho just wwants to hold hands wwith a foid
caste wwar
eridan ampora wweek noww that has some serious potential wwe need to do somethin wwith this @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium#2492 @cupidsArrow
You wish to wear your monocle. don your *tie* and your creased *trousers*. twiddle your *handsome* stache! it is time to jump onto your STEAM SHIP good lad! #forcechap #gentlemankink #nsfwe
crowbar's afraid to have some decency and be humble for once.
i am threatening to pull karkat from this fight if crowbar doesn't stop being a bad sport.
:)
sensual facepainting with your clown matesprit straddling you as they paint you holy (tags: Reader/Purpleblood, clurch, religious themes, stay still, almost done, heavy make up, religious coercion, religious curiosity, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
betta be usin some good shit bring me a cup a dat wit nofin added
she doesn't suck my ass that's the issue. #nsfw
surprised it isnt purrsian!