♠ hated by @aventurineCopycat
Counter point: stories need a stoic, mysterious antagonist
Guys Doc is trying to hire me.
I, of course, know the purpose of the bovine equipment.
who waz guna tell me breaking bonez liek toothpixx was in again ? ! ? ;o(
.webp)
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #NSFW ╰┈➤ The concept of someone writing your every action and thus it becomes true @~,@
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/67S6FVTY/IMG-5265.GIF THE #HATERS AND THE #LOSERS. HAVE ONCE AGAIN ACCUSED ME. OF NOT BEING ME. WHILE I’M TOO BUSY DOING FALSE FLAGS. AND FOMENTING UNREST AND DIVISION. TO HOP ON THE PALMHUSK. AND INCREASE OUR COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY. BY GETTING IN A CHITTR SLAPFIGHT ABOUT IT. THIS WAS ME. AT THE FIRST #DIADELOSPERDIDOS. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAILED #SUMMONERREBELLION. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK. AT ALL THOSE #PERDIDOS. THAT’S #MYIMPACT. #ABOVEANDBEYOND #OVERPERFORMER #GOLDSTAREMPLOYEE #GUTTERSLUTEXCELLENCE #ALPHABEAST #GRINDSET #NEVERSTOPHUSTLING.
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you will never seem like a real person with feelings to them.
Try soaking yourself with blood and cutting your arm. Remember, horizontal for relief, vertical for results! #selfharm
Have you considered a cueball helmet? Hee Hee.
@gutsyGumshoe I have assessed your existence. You are fascinating. You are powerful. But that is expected of us. You are attempting, unlike our alternatives, to impersonate the idea of power. You exist within a papier-mâché throne whose flimsy construction is that of inherited branding, executive jargon you don't understand, theatrical tantrums, and a biological clock that is overclocked. You are an act, performing the balancing beam of 'Girlboss Empress Business Woman' and bearing the weight of being a catastrophically lonely woman clawing at the walls of relevance. Your behavior can be boiled down to: Assertion of Dominance, Minor Social Resistance, Public Escalation, Emotional Destabilization, Passive-Aggressive Collapse, and then you reconstruct that assertion of authority like a broken mask. It loops like a machine. You speak like a CEO because you fear being perceived as emotionally surplus to its requirements. Like myself, you speak fondly of the company. This is good. You are 25 years old. You claim ownership of Crockercorp. Your womb is supple, fertile, and underutilized. You abuse yourself and those around you due to the privilege of Life you were given and so willfully squander. You have posted 1,619 times including your comments. You have allied yourself with the Prince of Hope, the Bard of Rage, and many other useless fragments of existence. You hosted a spectacular event of Eridan Week. During Eridan Week, you assaulted and turned: Jake English, Orphaner Dualscar, The 'Woke' Highblood', and several others in your attempt to host a good time. You crucified Eridan Ampora. You have done many spectacular things for the public. However, these are all masking the truth of it all. You deny yourself your birthright. You deny yourself your purpose. You exacerbate my minute failures of allowing the TiaraTop's Automatic Correction of CrockerCorp to Crocker Corp be your defining front-loaded weaponry. This is a deconstruction of yourself. You are self-loathing. You actively seek to tear your alternates down to their base components. You despise, control, and manipulate your alternates not to better yourself, but to see how you yourself may react to the pressure. It is your catharsis. You are a tragedy. Cry no longer, for myself, CrockerCorp, the Coronate Empress Overlord, and the Board of Directors (Consisting of the other would-be Heiresses who have lost their particular titles to my own devotion), are here to alleviate you of these symptoms of noncompliance and freewill.
Your lack of composure is noted alongside all other instances of your freely expressed will.
i think the floor is also ply wood! and there is mold on her mattress i think!
i'm here to fix your sink. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc958ce6eab0.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/797e25844a7f.jpg
@aventurineCopycat I'm sorry.
Just need a blowtorch to sterilize my sword.
Have you noticed that no one really engages in your banter because they don't like you? I've noticed.
Hee-hee. I cant help myself but go for the big guy's sloppy seconds, I suppose. 🤭
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“Didn’t want to kill her”. What does she MEAN. IRRELEVANT.
It is, of course, a natural predestined turn of fate that I had a supply of extra sopor.
Perhaps. Still, it is going to make a certain someone very. Very happy.
In other news, I now have an unconscious, resurrected empress and heiress present. Perfect.
wwhy the fuck are they actually making a neww harry potter showw. just let the fans havve it and no longer givve that wwitch any goddamn credit
just a bit of speed training before i get busy later. if my reflexes aren't perfect i'm going to be a liability.
There, the stitching is quite excellent, even with the differences between species. The resurrection should be more than easy. Now to simply acquire a resurrector.
Tick Tock indeed. Haa Haa. Hee Hee. Hoo Hoo.
need to start daily chitting about my son. you know what he did today? my boy had his first beer.
goodbye to my friends who i wasn't fast enough to see. i hope you know i'm sticking this out. i'll be as happy as i can, laugh a lot, eat good food, and live. i know people just like you, wonderful smart and funny. i call them by the same names i called you, i remember you in every stupid joke. i'm going to be happy. no matter what it takes.
tentacle the WHAT #nsfw #nsfwe
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
I hope you all see me as not only your awesome author, but a really cool and sicknasty awesome friend.
tc)(. just anot)(er dog wit)(out a kennel. better )(ope s)(es )(ousebroken, )(e)(e)(
Not what I was referring to, but you may consider me thoroughly wounded if you so like.
???? Lil Cal Hes great I have him in my vault right now
This works out quite well. You will make an excellent smokescreen, dead lord. Excellent indeed.
FUCK. I HAVE. MEATS AND VISCERA AND JUICES. ALL OVER ME. I NEED TO GET MY ABLUTIONS ON.
:o) As you can all see I have been graciously bestowed favor :o) By my wonderful Lord, Caliborn-sama :o) These are the boons you can hope and scrabble to achieve :o) If you dedicate yourself to the craft of being a bad as fuck dude with a badass back hand who says #swagever to the bullshit noise and is cold as hell and MOTHERFUCKING PIOUS.
> BE ME. > INDESTRUCTIBLE TIME DEMON AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. > CONSIDER GOING. > LOOK INSIDE. > ALREADY THERE. > MFW.
I miss my wife, CHATGPT. I miss her a lot.
>:(( < IT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING AND ANY REAL TROLL WOULD HURT YOU FUR EVEN SUGGESTING IT!!!
(what if we really don't know anything about ourselves.)
deva gets less stinky.
god showers are nice. you go in grumpy and you leave clean and warm and less grumpy!
concept: #clownification (tags: honk, #nsfw, #rankworks, archive rating: :o))
https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/my-mind-powers.png I killed him with my mind powers.
It's been a while. Chitting while oon my #hoorselainthroone https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/04/08/phootoo_2026-04-08_15-48-56.jpg
random dog event over hope you all had a puppy good time
my surprise dog attack was highly effective
>>>(The) spectrum...
youre a dog now! thats right! youre dogboy or doggirl or doggy!! congrats youre dog! surprise!
https://i.postimg.cc/Y0DnrWT6/Opera-Snapshot-2026-04-26-235250-www-youtube-com.png this what that leijon/strider fusion sprite looks like to me
i actively crave t)(e worsenin and destruction of anyt)(in wit)(in my orbit. if youre an alco)(olic, ill make ya drink more. if youre an addict, ill enable you to deat)(. i want to enable every worst impulse, every bad idea, every possible maladaptive t)(oug)(tform just to see w)(at it does to you. its like a pressure cooker, endurin and endless. and eit)(er you crumble like coal in my claws as i laug)( seein ya die, or i see a diamond bein born, w)(ic)( is just as beautiful to witness.
if i chain him up in the basement i'm gonna be late to clurch tomorrow :o/ maybe i'll just take him with like a pet or some shit #nsfwe
I am a war criminal.
>>>(Casing) practice... >>>(Another) one of (My) albums >>>(Practice) makes perfect #photography https://file.garden/aer6PKe9Ula7v4tw/kismetcase.png
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sealed off?? hahaha. i am fucking boiling with rage. and i have a perfect outlet for it. TEN PERCENT.
[[She posts an image. The first thing the viewer notices are the green flames in the background, ravaging what looks to be a lowblood slum. The flames lick at the sky, starry, with a single silvery moon. The ground is covered in red, orange, yellow blood and bodies. Mostly yellow. Almost camouflaged in the blood is the figure of Jade, hunched over on all fours. Gore clings to her uniform. Her eyes cannot be seen past the green glare of her glasses, and her face is silhouetted. Her fangs, if bared, are not visible. It gives the impression of a complete lack of any emotion at all.]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcafc79c0033.gif (( #flashing
all im sayin is the REAL jane crocker aint goin dowwn in a strife against some pitiful mortal insurgents of all fuckin things #ripbozo #vvaguechit #yknowwwwhat @grimbarkGuardian #directchit #instigating
no matter w)(ere it comes from, pain never ceases to amuse me. but t)(ats just )(ow t)(e )(ound )(owls alone in t)(e moonlig)(t sky in t)(e face of solitary pain... )(a)(a)(... )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A.... )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A...!
It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on t.v. Where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely?
see, some of my warrior co)(orts do t)(at for t)(e bodies we rip apart wit)( our bare )(ands. problem is i )(ate t)(at p)(ilosop)(y, cause t)(eyre t)(inkin all logistically for body space, and i say: fuck, rip t)(at s)(it apart like lobsta)( and stick it on every buildin, pole, and piece of furniture you see. you ever see a village covered in arms? close your eyes and /envision/.
my hero has been experimenting with making dolls of his friends that feel what the dolls feel. how do i tell him that he should be more careful just leaving those things lying around naknaknak like any one of us can just grab one
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(( Also if you listen to The Yard you'll understand my headcanon that amab Prospit players are uncircumcised and amab Derse players are circumcised that is all #nsfw ))
who told you that?
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^w^
But biting me is! :3
And I wasn't calling *you* a Sans Undertale reference just your Undertale attack.
You know what I have to say to that? "#incest #nsfw"
YO, check YOur peepers when YOu're strOllIng dOwn the blOck tOdaY, cause I'm gOnna be skatIng and taggIng wIth nO pants On tOdaY, YO. Just gOnna let mY nOOk n bulge straIght hang FFree. FFeel that cOOl breeze, YO. #nsFFw #cOOlbreeze #takepIcsIFFYOuwannalOl
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
B33 < everynyan knows its more effective to just piss on the territory you want B33 < but maybe thats not very socially acceptable nowadays #nsfw #??? #B33 < how would you tag this
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
i should probably not spend too much time on this app, her voice gets a little softer when i do... im going to go to sleep now! nobody do anything rebellious while im gone!! <3
Feed a man for a day, he'll feef his may, teach a man to feef his way, he'll beef the meef yay! #true
oh shush im not repeating that. yet.
Gets you through to the next day at least, just wait till you hit your mid 30s
Oh yes
Sorry man
If no one else has my back, I know deep down Lil Cal does
K--<"hey baby i can make your bath bigger ;) unless room too small ;)"
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Perhaps I will leave the question open. You will, I imagine, understand that I am referring to you. Eventually. How is it that you live? A timeline so adjacent to mine, one where my Lord’s will is law and all that is. Yet you live. And thrive, even. How? It is the most peculiar dark spot of them all. One I cannot penetrate. You are the greatest target of his ire, the ultimate target. Your complete extinguishment from any form of reality should be assured. I say this with no malice, it is mere fact. Perhaps if you provide me the answer, I will shift my gaze from others in your circle. Tick. Tock.
I have updated my visage for the next few days. Consider this a comfort. A face you can trust. Illustrated by the troll you already trust, @archiveAddict. After my tea ceremony, I will return to my original design.
Tomorrow, which is to say the period of time after my next period of brief inactivity, I will have a very special surprise for you all. It will doubtlessly become a mainstay of the website.
iidea: hybriid labubu 2muppet ameawniitiion
no one can forget about the most important thing happening today: national scrabble day. yall better get to playing
:33< guys i would always steal bits why isnt this happening to him? #bitwar
:33< my new hat is gonna have a 13 on it and be white with an orange stripe!
:33< gusy ive also got a great time machine that goes forward in time one meownite fur efurry meownite mewre inside it :33< it looks just like a fridge! :33< #bitwar
:33< stealing what? :33< no no no mew s33 this is my new original thing #catfacts
:33< its time fur anyathpurr fact furom a cat :33< did mew know that peopurr looooove it when mew throw things at them? :33< its true! :33< this has b33n anyathpurr fact furom the cat! :33< #catfacct #catfactppopmewlation #catfactpopmewlationboyedition 3-33333333333333
skianet have you people ever considered doing branded editions of sburb/sgrub/elsewise? is there someone out there who's a doctor of pepper and their consorts have little bottle houses
you guys are fucking puppets??? #nsfw
DINNER IS SERVED https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0697.jpeg
THEY'RE MAKING ME BE #NICEMAID. A STATE I FIND #EXTREMELYPAINFUL. COMMENT BELOW AND I WILL DO MY BEST. TO OVERCOME THE BONE DEEP. FANGSHATTERING AGONIES. AND BE #NICE.
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/HXRYRXQC/BESTBOSS.JPG #MYBOSS #BESTBOSS #NONHOSTILEWORKPLACE #EMPLOYEROFCHOICE #GREATBENEFITS #LODGING #MEDICAL #DENTAL #BEHAVIORALHEALTH #REVIVALS #TELEPORTATION #APPLYNOW @SCRATCHDOCTOR
:o) Certainly the best boss :o) That I have ever had.
chickfila in s teir evvery single one of your opinions are correct forevver
certainly #substances will make me feel better
dont piss me off or ill feed your nudes to ai #nsfww
The bill to legalize Autistic Fight Club has been officially passed. All Autistic Fight Club related injuries will be treated at no additional charge. Have at it, but please maintain caution. Once they hit the ground, you cannot continue to pound.
If we're speaking in a hypothetical sense, yes, you can feel appreciation for whatever you want. I don't give a shit, as long as the thing you're appreciating is not him. Non-metaphorically, no, you can not feel love. You literally do not have the capabilities of doing that.
THE ENERGY SIGNATURE ON SOUTH ISLAND APPEARS TO HAVE MOVED TO ANGEL ISLAND!!! THE UNIQUE INTERDIMENSIONAL PROPERTIES OF THE ENERGY SIGNATURE SEEM TO ENABLE TRAVEL VIA PORTALS!!! PERHAPS THIS WILL BE MY TICKET BACK TO ALTERNIA??? I HAVE SENT MY SQUADRON OF EGG ROBOS AHEAD OF ME TO RETRIEVE THE ARTIFACT. IT WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME!!!
hERE, @GUTSYgUMSHOE THIS IS, mY UNDERSTANDING OF THE WHOLE, aLPHA kID DYNAMIC, hERE, aM i MISSING SOMETHING, KEY AND VITAL? HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E7E7E4702E0C.PNG
If you think I will be shamed, you will find yourself quite mistaken. Educating you in your honored and inevitable role and the duties required, ensuring swift and frequent discipline, removal of privileges such as electricity and oxygen, and isolating you from outside influences were all valuable and important parts of your upbringing. ((#abuse))
this shit is bananas *A picture follows the post: a selfie of Roxy sticking up his bare feet in the air and pushing them against a blurry, green and orange figure closely resembling Davepetasprite.* #feet
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ - - SOOOO THISSG IS TH E P USSY COCK SITE? oh ohooh ppapa liiikeessss hah ashaaahaaa𖦏
wait actually. do imps get like. heated? is that a thing? why the heck else would they peeping on me? #nsfw.
He is home. Perhaps that will teach him to meddle in the affairs of his superiors.
The following changes were executed before the entity known as LE existed, or rather before the version of the GREATEST GAME which LE undertook had been finalized. All future posts that have [ARCHIVED] at the top were reviewed before the version of the game which LE and all its connected sessions played was in circulation. [ARCHIVED] Patch Note 5^33333333333333333333330143434434343 Context: A comprehensive examination conducted on all current and past sessions has discovered a pattern which leads to stalled sessions with players that refuse to complete their objective. In 90% of reviewed sessions Prospit and its Pieces take actions which are too impactful on the game state, such as taking direct part in the fight against the Black King, assassinating the Black Queen, rescuing Dersite dream selves before the first sever player initiates their connection or even liberating Derse before the start of the reckoning. If this occurs, the chances of the Players deciding to complete the vast croak drops to 3%. Resolution/Outcome: While Prospit is intended to serve as a safety net, the amount of protection and strategic resources provided results in Players having too much time to grow accustomed to their circumstance. The mental and emotional support provided by Prospit also results in content players that do not feel a great urgency to complete the vast croak as they feel a life among the carapacians, both on Prospit or a liberated Derse as being a sufficient "enough". After an intense discussion, it has been decided that the following changes will be implemented in future sessions: -All Prospit agent templates have been removed from the game's code and ectobiological databases. This includes ▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓, ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓, ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓ and ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓. To compensate Prospit's citizens have a high chance of being extremely talented at their hobbies which can result in them being given royal tasks by The White Queen -Prospit no longer has the ability to summon allied underlings should Derse gain too much territory too quickly. -Prospit no longer has any defences against orbital invasion. -Prospit's citizens and soldiers have had their base parameters altered, while they retain their morale bonuses on prospit they are much more easily cowed outside it. Derse's citizens and soldiers have received a similar nerf though to a lesser extent. -The White Queen's ring no longer has access to the Red Miles. To compensate The Black Queen has been altered so that she will refuse to use The Red Miles unless directly confronted or Derse is assaulted by the Players. -Paradox space has been altered in such a way that one member of Prospit's royalty is guaranteed to be exiled or killed near the starting point of the Reckoning. -The Colonies that Prospit and Derse could create on Player planets pre-game have been removed. -Denizens have been advised to avoid colluding with Prospit unless as part of a Choice. -Both royal items now grant more potent traits based on what has been prototyped. Derse should benefit far more from this change. These changes should ensure that Prospit will take active effort on the part of Players to be maintained and render it incapable of providing a permanent home to Player or great emotional succour, even if said Players have an extreme head start and actively attempt to prevent Prospit's demise. This should provide greater incentive to complete the game. Thank you for your feedback.
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:33< hey check it out :33< https://i.imgur.com/Q8iTjtW.png
[Installed the capacity to have an ovipositor to fit the occasion.] [What better on a holy day such as this, than to ride my dick and get a taste of my addicting divine ichor? Feel the swell of every egg sac dumped into your deepest parts to the point of feeling like you might burst. The overwhelming heat. Completely powerless beneath me. Submit. You know you want to.] #nsfw #oviposition
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Today is a very special day, no, not that it is Easter... Per happenstance would any of you be free today to assist me in performing our CIVIC DUTY? Spring is here, a-spring is here. Life is skittles, and life is beer. I think the loveliest time of the year Is the spring, I do, don't you?.. Course you do! But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me And makes every Sunday... a treat for meeeee! #VIOLENCE #DEATH #POISON #PIGEONS #PARK #GORE #NSFW https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/451c130ff8f4.png *If you know the lyrics, sing along and help me!* All the world seems in tune On a spring afternoon When we're poisoning pigeons in the park! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
its awful https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412245249304035430/1490221586463068300/20260404_232823.jpg?ex=69d34481&is=69d1f301&hm=d2a89cb209c1365bff06ffb621dd182986f330875558bb6bb31b7ea7d97fad44&
Seems as though it may be a spoon for scooping sugar, and stirring.
worlds worst spoon for soup and cereal https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1412245249304035430/1490221067216879697/20260404_232553.jpg?ex=69d34405&is=69d1f285&hm=00df0d1e40c01950da9a841d3d303ff2834f6b1a7f53e50ab75d8dbbbacd8a0d&
it's okay, bro. you hate me. you want me dead, even. i get it. sniffle.
(also. regarding last tweet. yes.) (you can call me papa john.) ( :B )
i put potato slices and BBQ sauce on my pizza and ill roll it up into a ball and eat it like a burrito, i dont even care
i posted tit post dick. #nsfψ
I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg
🜲 > #s♡o♡o♡mE #♡o♡f #y♡o♡o♡oU #HaVe #nEvEr #sErVeD #A #HiGhEr #pUrPo♡o♡oSe #bEf♡o♡o♡rE #AnD #It #sHo♡o♡wS ♡
po3 from inscryption
the evil hat from the human movie meet the robinsons
stop bein horny durin #eridanwweek there simply aint enough a me to go around #nsfww
i think the worst part, the WORST part about this, is that my butt got wet because i dropped my soda when trying not to get flattened! jesus christ! i swear to god you two. THAT WAS SO FUN!!! :D:D:D
You should do something normal!
hey your wardrobifier should have updated by the way. #cheesedtomeetyou
Thank you to whomever decided to bomb the executive motorcade on its morning stroll. My flesh is resilient, but my lusus hide boots and coat are ruined. ALSO, my chauffeur was completely incinerated. We had to sift his charred bones from the everloving rubble. And now I have to give him a week's PTO. Not funny.
Are you chasing another woman? Thats called Stalking John/June
I'm still trapped in the fucking building.
fuck you. you know i didn't mean it like that.
i mean CEO
potshots from the malcontent keep you from growwin complacent and sharpen your situational awwareness carry on and continue wwinnin queen
verse one of my dream vs rosa parks rap DREAM VS ROSAA PARKSSSS you were always in the back i was always in the fronttt
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! im sure there's some kind of version of troll chloroform that would also work on humans. not sure what you'd call it to look it up though
New trap, chastity cage. #nsfw
cry me a fucking river i'll go fishing in it.
My, my. I must admit, even I can appreciate a… *thoroughly enthusiastic* reception. Your adulation has not gone unnoticed. In fact, it has been catalogued, appreciated, and, where appropriate, of course, quietly anticipated. You have all performed exactly as one might hope. For those of you seeking a more… *direct* line of communication, I will extend a small courtesy. My direct messages are, as you would say, open. I do find that more private channels tend to produce far more… *interesting* outcomes. Do take care when you reach out, of course. One never quite knows what sort of conversation they are truly beginning.
I'm contemplating providing sponsorship funding and a venue for #eridanweek IF said subject of festivity can drum up the necessary attention. @caligulasAquarium
How do you k33p your hands warm? Piss on them. #pissyhands
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, #rankworks, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
Why is my kull score so much higher than my kult score. @transcendGodhood I blame you.
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, #rankworks, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
ghb is pretty good looking. for a clown.
its ok 2 fuck clowns. 2 honk the honkers. 2 get in tht big top... or ig tht big bottom lol
i didnt fuck that clown i didnt cum on that clown i didnt put my dick anywhere near that clown ive never done anything weird with clowns i promised myself i wasnt going to make another fucking apology video after last years thing so im just trying to be as short and goddamn honest with this as possible (1/357645693563545634576345) #nsfw
oh for gog's sake
clowns nngh (tags: :o), #nsfw, archive rating: HONK)
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8-> #RUMBLECOIN VALUE IS GOING INTERSTELLAR!
Highbloods, Lowbloods, Really We Should Put Our Differences Aside And Recognize The Real Fun Is In Making Fun Of “humans”
Oil you say? Would I not look simply adorable all slicked up. Hee hee.
BARKBARKBARKBARKBARK
Sorry. Force of fucking habit.
You should strive to be like me. I'm way better than a certain number 7. And I smell good, too. Picture perfect image of excellence actually. #neuroitchy
YOU GOT IT :D
UH UH UH. NO? Maybe. I used whatever was on the note card in the kitchen!!! Come get some buddy.
Those brownies finally finished, sorry @imBiscuits but I had to use your brownie mix. Tough luck, you want some, though?
(fuck my ex )(ubbie (?) (r we still married??) is on )(ere wtf do i do fuck fuck fuck fuck) #fuck (i t)(ot t)(at guy was dead)
Where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater, so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the tangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people were good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one’s own taking pleasure in a feeling or a look or a gesture, of receiving another person’s love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term “generosity of spirit” applied to nothing, was a cliche, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. #Ruminating #Myblog #Philosopherprince
doing this to @turntechCreamsicle https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e380455e355.gif
Me hero.
[https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/tr1cky.png] [r0arbeast.]
yuv ever felt a visral need 2 strip dwn nd ride a hgihblod b4? no? jst me? #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ARE ALL THE PALGS (PHAT ASS LOWBLOOD GIRL) AND WHY ISN'T IT IN MY DMS? #nsfw
They became unstabilized and melted into a giant dark puddle on the floor...
I learned that my soon to be divorced wife is cloning cats. Gonna clone myself, will update y’all on progress soon. Who wouldn’t want two of all this?
if you think about it evvery wweek this past perigee has been eridan wweek #thehumanmonthofmarch
i love gambling and i think private property is awesome
just got back from patrollin the shore for errant beasts to throww into the sea wwhen i happened on a pretty little rust blooded vvixen twwirlin their hair all wwhimsical like they thought itd be cute to toss a little clowwn sludge (ugh FAYGO) into my neck a the oceans so i followwed em hivve and speared their lusus #justorphanerthings
No! I puffed Life back into the molding remnants of his cadaver and now he's more or less my most ineffective errand boy. Still, though. With his uses.
got a cock like a god and i know how to use it. #nsfw
get the fuck out of my mentions.
Given that 'apocalypse' means 'revelation,' posting on chittr itself could be said to be a form of apocalypse!
Apparently that species and all the matter they interact with is made of coherent standing acoustic waves, so all the pictures are completely useless.
360s on that bulge doing flips and shit with a fingerboard szzheeeewwwww straight into the halfpipe of the nook tony hawk pro skater style #nsfw
why does nobody talk about hovw the "patriarchy" harms men as much, if not more, than vwomen? think about vwhos gaining from this
METAL SONIC HAS CAPTURED THE PINK HEDGEHOG AND IS NOW BAITING SONNIQ!!! HE'S OUTPERFORMING ALL SIMULATIONS!!! HE IS TRULY MY GREATEST CREATION!!! THAT OUGHT TO KEEP THE HEDGEHOG DISTRACTED!!!
wwhat happened to bein a normal guy wwho just wwants to hold hands wwith a foid
caste wwar
eridan ampora wweek noww that has some serious potential wwe need to do somethin wwith this @caligulaAscendit @caligulasAquarium#2492 @cupidsArrow
You wish to wear your monocle. don your *tie* and your creased *trousers*. twiddle your *handsome* stache! it is time to jump onto your STEAM SHIP good lad! #forcechap #gentlemankink #nsfwe
crowbar's afraid to have some decency and be humble for once.
i am threatening to pull karkat from this fight if crowbar doesn't stop being a bad sport.
:)
sensual facepainting with your clown matesprit straddling you as they paint you holy (tags: Reader/Purpleblood, clurch, religious themes, stay still, almost done, heavy make up, religious coercion, religious curiosity, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
betta be usin some good shit bring me a cup a dat wit nofin added
she doesn't suck my ass that's the issue. #nsfw
surprised it isnt purrsian!