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(pfp by m-ikeix on tumblr) B33 < caw caw meowtherfuckers B33 < also call me davepeta or deva
HIIII EVERYONE ITS THE GIRL OF ALL TIME. I MADE A VIDEO. DONT TELL DAD! [ATTACHED: A video file, the opening screen is a poorly arranged title card (off center) drawn in crayon that reads: "CASeyS big bug adventure featuring momdad and tAht beare thing." The video opens, and it is rapidly apparent the footage is being recorded from a low height, not unlike go-pro footage, though slightly lower quality. A voice can be heard, panting and huffing, as the camera is turned briefly, a MASSIVE YELLOW SNOOT entering the frame, before another swish of motion, a bright orange eye staring into the camera. A nasally, slightly gravely voice babbles out: "HALLO! this is casey and im hunting for bugs in that funny dungeon thing dad tells me not to go into. dads coming cause i said i'd go anyways. SAY HI DAD!" The camera is swing around, and in frame, blurry and for a total of half a second, is Jinx, currently in his usual shape, short and friendly with a soft smile. he lets out a simple "hi casey." The camera swings back forwards, and there's an errant , clicky noise as the camera settles back into it's initial, three-ish-feet off the ground position. it sways lightly, and some panting can be heard as the view moves inwards. An open portion of forest, dimly lit with sunshine through the errant leaves of the canopy, reveals a rather out of place and ancient looking stone entryway- stairs leading downwards into a shockingly well lit maw. Jinx can be heard faintly in the background, his voice soft. "don't run too far ahead." Casey's reply is of course, a loud, but somehow still unclear: "BUT *I LIKE* RUNNING TOO FAR AHEAD." The footage clearly cuts at this point, the dimmer light inside the dungeon revealing several beetles Casey is rapidly grabbing with her bright yellow hands, giggling madly. There's another cut, centipede, another cut, Casey standing before a massive spiderweb, and leaving 1 (one) singular beetle entangled there... Before the view spins. "HI AGAIN DAD!" Jinx turns towards the camera, grinning and waving back. "hi again casey!" Barely in view, in the massive shadow behind Jinx, a pair of eyes are visible, looming several feet above. The shape in the darkness was massive, and indistinguishable. The camera cuts again. Once more, to a view of Jinx, who is leaning on a wall with mild disinterest, tapping on his phone, only to look left- into the darkness. "oh." He sets his phone down, before a massive claw bats him violently across the room into the opposing wall, the camera swinging to see the heir stumble onto his feet, nearly falling forwards as the wall behind him crumbles from the impact. Another cut, and casey is screaming- in view of the camera is that looming shape, a blast of magic in colors that are impossible to describe (though if you tried it would be something akin to a fluorescent greenish yellow-purple hue.) the bolts blast off the side of what felt like a grizzly bear with all the sliders maxed out, barreling down the maw of a large wide tunnel. The turning view takes the babbling and bubbling salamander down the hall, only to come to a skittering halt at a wall. Casey turns, camera in perspective, the bear approaching and rearing back, standing so high up it nearly brushes the cavernous ceiling. It raises a heavy paw. Just as casey screams- there's a shift of motion, Jinx sliding between the standing bear's legs to get in front of it, and turning, Zillyhoo uncaptcha'd in a slow, momentum filled pivot of hip, and the swing of one arm- his left, the right dangling uselessly at his side. Despite being a much slower swing than the usual sort, it seemed weightier, the effort jinx exerting clearly immense. The bear is struck, it's snout turning sharply to the right as it lets out a loud, pained noise. Jinx bellowing aloud. "DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY DAUGHTER!!!" The cavern shakes, there's another cut. Into view once more, the perspective from the side of the tunnel, the Bear, huffing and panting, stumbling backwards and rearing upright again, Jinx's hammer left behind as he sprints forwards towards the back-pedaling beast. Jinx leaps up, rearing back and bringing his knees in... before drop-kicking the bear in the stomach so hard it falls backwards. Casey lets out a LOUD giggle, her yellow hands briefly blocking the view as she claps as the bear falls, rolls onto its front, and then lets out a loud, hacking noise. A ball pein hammer, glowing faintly and somehow looking more real than everything else in the footage, clatters out from the beast's maw, covered in drool and sick. The bear rises, and then turns, barreling down the hall away from view. Jinx steps over, collecting the hammer, and the footage cuts for the last time... to casey, sitting on a hardwood floor, the camera on a little stand. She's giggling, and showing off her haul, though it clearly cut back in a little later than it was supposed to. "-eetles, a whole nest of ants, and THREE- THREE centipedes!!! AND *FIVE* grasshoppers! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay! THATS THE END OF THE VIDEO GOODBYE"]
BOO < HOLY SHIIIIT YOU GOT IT B33 < meow long has that motherfuckpurr b33n in there istg
19.
hey rose
Hello.
hows it going
Never better, actually.
oh?
I feel as if I've woken up with energy I haven't had in years. I had to face something, and now I am better. ...Relatively speaking, of course.
B33 < well thats good B33 < ...as mewsual lmk if theres anything i can do fur you
Of course. You should come over for a visit sometime. I would like to spend some time with as many people as possible before the month is up, and gods know my own version of you is nowhere to be found.
BXX < unfurtunate B:33 < id love to visit sometime soon though!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/xYJLQil6oQ8AAAAC/duck-season-rabbit-season.gif
whos duck
B33 < im ngl idr who wins this exchange but i hit evil calderus with the switcheroo lmeow
ONE DAY, ALL OF YOUR LIES WILL UNRAVEL. YOUR FACADES OF BEING “GOOD PEOPLE” WILL FALL. YOUR LOVE AND YOUR PITY WILL BE REVEALED AS THE MANIPULATIONS THEY ARE. THEN YOU WILL ALL SEE I’M RIGHT.
B33 < i like hanging out with people im close to beclaws they care about me and i care about them
…YOU, AT LEAST, I CAN BELIEVE ARE SOMEHOW BEING HONEST ABOUT WHO YOU ARE, RARE BREED THOUGH IT MAKES YOU. WHICH MEANS, BY THE WAY, I DON’T NEED TO KILL YOU AS LONG AS YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY.
BX33 < minor w fur deva hell yeah B33 < that said i dont think you could kill me im too quick and too pawesome
B33 < youll nefur be able to put your mind to me im too unknowable
B33 < nuh uh
B33 < ok im glad we agr33 im too unknowable ty calderus
https://64.media.tumblr.com/fe400cd4865b02433567fa497246fb56/tumblr_pdh7gcGaPt1r2617ko1_640.jpg B33 < pawlright whats your prefurred smash hyrule temple spot
forgot to mark the temple jump
BPP < of course youd want to be doing the temple jump and nyathing else
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♡> i clock into "literally nobody wants to be here" as ganondorf with my noob friends and f smash until they are a fine paste.
BX33 < i think this qualifies as hazing lmeow
I'm really starting to come around on Evil Kris, if I'm being honest
B33 < evil kris s33ms cool tbh
BX33 < its raining B33 < kinda wanna go flying while purresent deva naps BTT < but wet feathfurs...
B33 < unfurtunately not if i wanted to actually mewse them fur flying B33 < nyalso id n33d them specifically tailored to me which is kinda a hassle when i can just use an umbrella if im not flying
Love.
B?? < peace?
…uM. HM. NO. ACTuALLY. FuCK. REMOVING THAT FROM MY THOuGHTS.
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i am the opposite of friendly and approachable. to come near me is to die by the blade and blah blah blah etcetera.
B33 < *ac pets you sw33tly*
mrrrrrr *crucie purrs and nuzzles up to you*
B33 < h33h33 good morning sw33theart