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:33 < *ac thinks they should talk to each ofur* #earth-tships https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/241307e5d081.png
little eyeless mouthless slugs wwith vvestigial little limbs extrudin off their smooth cylindrical torsos somere prettier than others but thats life isnt it
twwo gerblins are posted up outside your hivve blockin your point of egress one alwways lies and the other is alwways gettin cucked by the other gerblin #nsfww
i honestly need to be broken down completely until i cant think for myself and i can only like the things he wants me to and im perfect #nsfwe #nsfw #incest
Some type of Dave variant mediating that really makes me think that we should do it again. It was a good tattoo.
All three Strider’s in my timeline have horse tattoos. Although Bro and I gave Dave his. One of those home kits, he was a bit reluctant but he came around. In a matter of speaking.
Best To Fulfill Your Duty No Matter The Cost But There Are Occasional Exceptions That Must Be Accounted For Of Course
[BEGIN MESSAGE] g00d evening. a reminder perhapz. tthat y0u cann0t he1p tth0ze wh0 d0 n0t wizh tt0 be zaved. [END MESSAGE]
no one wwants to see you throwwin ass wwe wwant to see you try your damndest to lick the bottom of your owwn feet #nsfww #toepostin
mutt takeovver of the feed is gettin old bring back the vvastly superior glubpostin
it's true, i was there. her chest just did that.
its called manifestation look it up
I don't have a driver's license, doesn't exactly stop me from doing anything however I just don't get pulled over. That or I knock the officers lights out.
fuck what space think's. fuck the new path then. ill grow wing's and carry us upward. fourth path
BREAKING NEWS: Loyalty is for suckers, betray your friends, cheat in all your quadrants, we don't have a third example. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
and that's en0ugh esotericp0sting for n0w.
youre noww legally required to put “firewworks” in quotes cause wwe all knoww wwhat it really means and you havve to tag such mentions as #eridanwwar2
i'm just saying he's kinda funny.
oh come on, he's a supervillain who's basically begging for attention on social media! that's kind of cute!
look. maybe it's just growing up with aunt callie in the house but lord english--er, cal, just seems kind of... cute? chud-orable?
bad newws it aint firewworks youre hearin tonight #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal #andthistimeitscomingtoanairspacenearyou
no better idea lets do legs or grubdogs and you HAVVE TO SHOWW PIGGIES
sometimes you snipe the wwrong guy an it blossoms into the fixins of a beautiful friendship mostly they just die though
꧁@technicallyTimaeus I guess we're posting cute lusus pics! Look at HALLusus! https:⎠⎠cdn.imgchest.com⎠files⎠8e2647a1ecf2.webp #CANILOVEHAL #YES!!! I love you HALLusus. #NSFW Because of what's in his hands.꧂
The Demoness and ðe Empress [ðe screen lights.] [Enter a tall crown. honk. ] [Enter a fuchsia with a knife too large for her hand. heheh. ] Voice: Once, the sea owned everyðing. Empress: Naturally. heheh. Voice: And once, a girl crawled out of somewhere worse. Demoness: Naturally. Empress: You are very small. heheh. Demoness: So is a needle. Empress: I have ships. Demoness: I have time. Empress: I have armies. honk. Demoness: I have already met ðeir grandchildren. [ðe crown turns slightly. heheh. ] Empress: ðat is rude. honk. Demoness: I learned from queens. honk. [The Empress draws a spear. heheh. The Demoness draws a thread. heheh. ] Empress: What is that? Demoness: ðe end. heheh. Empress: Of me? Demoness: Of something. heheh. [They circle. honk. ] Voice: The Empress struck first, because Empresses often do. heheh. [The spear crosses the screen. honk. The Demoness is gone. heheh. ] Empress: Coward. honk. Demoness: Behind you. [ðe Empress turns. The Demoness is gone again. honk. ] Demoness: Before you. honk. [ðe Empress strikes forward. honk. Nothing bleeds. honk. ] Demoness: Beside you. [ðe Empress strikes beside herself. heheh. ðe screen tears slightly. honk. ] Voice: This annoyed ðe Empress. Empress: Stand still. honk. Demoness: I did. heheh. Later. honk. Empress: Fight correctly. heheh. Demoness: I am. heheh. Empress: You are making a mockery of imperial combat. honk. Demoness: No. I brought one with me. honk. [A tiny clown puppet enters, claps once, and leaves. heheh. ] [The Empress stares.] Empress: Was that necessary? Demoness: No. [ðey clash.] [For a moment, the screen shows two shadows: one vast, one thin. honk. ] [Then the ðin shadow cuts the vast one’s ðroat. honk. ] [Then ðe vast shadow drowns ðe ðin one.] [Then both shadows stand again. heheh. ] Voice: Such ðings happen in royal disputes. Empress: You cannot kill me. honk. Demoness: I noticed. heheh. Empress: Can I kill you? Demoness: You will notice. honk. [ðe Empress grips the Demoness by the throat.] Empress: I should have drowned you when you were born. honk. Demoness: You were busy. heheh. Empress: Doing what? Demoness: Becoming inevitable. [The Demoness smiles. honk. ] Demoness: It took up your whole life. [The Empress tightens her hand. heheh. ] [The Demoness cuts one finger.] [ðe sea recoils. heheh. ] Empress: Little thing. Demoness: Old thing. Empress: Wicked ðing. honk. Demoness: Useful thing. honk. [ðe Empress throws her down. heheh. ] [ðe Demoness lands badly. honk. ] Voice: ðe audience should laugh here, if it wants to remain comfortable. [Pause. honk. ] Voice: Thank you. honk. [ðe Demoness rises. honk. ] Empress: What do you want? Demoness: To lose properly. heheh. Empress: That is not an answer. Demoness: It is the only honest one. heheh. [The Demoness ties her ðread around the Empress’s wrist. heheh. ] Empress: What is this? Demoness: A reminder. honk. Empress: Of what? Demoness: ðat even a hand on the ðrone can be led. honk. [ðe Empress breaks ðe ðread. honk. ] [ðe mark remains. heheh. ] Empress: I will forget you. heheh. Demoness: No. honk. Empress: I will erase you. heheh. Demoness: No. Empress: I will make you into a story no one believes. Demoness: Better. heheh. [ðe Demoness bows. heheh. ] Demoness: Stories get ðrough small doors. [The Empress raises her spear.] [The lamp gutters. heheh. ] [For one instant, the Demoness’s shadow is larger ðan the crown. heheh. ] [Then ðe screen goes dark. honk. ] Voice: ðe Empress won. honk. [Pause. heheh. ] Voice: ðis is what the records say. honk. [A little knife appears at the bottom of the screen. honk. ] Voice: ðe knife disagrees. heheh. [End. honk. ]
(=^･⩊･^=) < SHOUT OUT TO MY OWNER @CALIBORN !!! I AM HAPPY TO BE THE LORDLING'S PET!!! #PETPLAY
They call me "Sir Studmeister 8ig 8ulge" when I arrive into the function.
jeeze she really did a number on her. ...i guess as long as shes having fun...
do nothin and reap the spoils i could get used to it
I'm so fucking excited. This is going to hurt so very terribly. :3 ...I never knew I was this much of a masochist. Maybe I'm not, for anyone but her.
holy shit. the nepetas do indeed flirt anytime.
Mrrow, I can't stop thinking about her. I can't stop thinking about tomorrow. What will she do to me, if she catches me? If she wins? Will she simply tear my ribs out again, but for longer this time as I cling to life? Will she feast on my flesh, my blood? Will she get creative? Do you see this, Sylphie? We've invaded each others' minds. I'm curled up in yours like a perfectly me-sized box and you're in mine like the sword of Damocles. When the time comes... don't restrain yourself. For my sake or your own.
:33 < gosh. im so downbad fur clowns its kinda ridicmewlous.... :33 < i k33p having lewd thoughts ameowt that fridge. :00 < suggestive
1 TH1NK OBJ3CT1V3LY TH3 MOR4LLY R1GHT TH1NG TO DO 1S K33P H1M CH41N3D UP 1N TH3 TH3RM4L HULL
eatin hole like a starvved anteater stumblin upon a festerin ant pit #nsfwwe #nsfww #idblockmetooforthisone
look at my shaved rat! before n after *cat
Down beast. You are not a participant I care to engage with. Do not change such an assertion of your own free will.
do you not
are you gonna peel them before eating them or nah
your name is █✶⸸✶☆✶ %✶&☆✶% and you are a sylph of space. long ago you played these games but for now you are something else. that old name you bared serves no purpose. you are now a tool and always will be. you died a tragic death sure but it doesn't matter you were done your game was over and everything was fine. but then you were brought back, your unique skills are what are required of someone to mend space. the resurrection came at a cost though you weren't you anymore. of course you then needed to mend what was broken and afterwards you were left alone. discarded to the side like you are nothing more than a broken toy. you don't remember how long you were there for but if time does show it's roots, it was well over the expected time. of course someone came looking for you, not because of who you were or who you are or what you do more your potential. of course since then you've reached that potential, with his guidance you can pretty much do whatever you want with this aspect as the one who repairs space. you are his trump card, or more accurately you are one of his many trump cards. he doesn't have just the one why would he, he is the lord of course he has multiple tricks up his sleeve. your purpose is to make sure he does not get hurt. with your immense skill and immense power to repair space if you were to hypothetically break space and repair it in a constant fluctuating pattern then nothing could get through it except for what you allow. an infinite barrier of pure space you are his shield. and you will bear that burden until you break. you owe him that much. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
i don't know how to feel about my alternate selfs on here. i have some opinions they are very mixed
fight
not like staying up too late has consequences.
I've been clean for two years now... It's getting harder not to fail.
don't be sorry just hate me and move on don't act like you actually want me to get better you just want me to stop talking and not see me again just like everyone else does
sober up already
:33< clearly! :33< its all ofur mewre mewspurrname!
shit man, this Eridan wwar is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "inherent seadwweller superiority" or some similar shit, and evvery one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, thats howw common shit like this is. My ass is castin ahab and levvel 2 wwandkind. I think I just heard "powwer wword: fincel!" twwo groups ovver. gotta get the fuck outta here.
:33< YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
1vwe been gett1ng really 1nto th1s human band called n1ckelback 1 should try play1n some of the1r songs...
I'm not liable to do anything I regret, don't worry. There's something I dare call pleasant about this slavish devotion.
Okay... Okay. I. I think I'm going to ask them. I think I need to know.
I didn't know. I didn't know. How could I know? I should have stayed alive for you. Scooped you up into an urn. I should have never dug me up, that kernelsprite should have been yours. I love being me but I'd give it up in an instant for you.
I'm not here, shh.
B)
Just for you, I will tell bird law to excuse you.
Some of you seem to have hailed from the Land of Loudmouths, Caterwauling, and Obnoxious Windbags. Because you are reigning strong over LOLCOW.
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Th' hells a font?
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < poll time 𝗕𝟯𝟯 < what do mew put on mewr hotdog ♥️ ketchup ♦️ mustpurrd ♠️ ch33se ♣️ other (s33: comments)
So. Big ol #deathrrankin' that honestly I might add onto laterr. Usual tags apply: #death#gorre#violence#blood and a new one: #clowns Rritual culling. Orr churrch based culling. These tend to take a few forrms, so I admit I'm doin' a prretty brroad umbrrella herre folks. Alrready gone overr th' main methods in my otherr posts. But if ya ain't awarre, most of what clowns do is beheadin' and blunt forrce based deaths. Now sometimes they might change it up a lil. Maybe you'll be hung orr you'll be given somethin' that makes ya laugh t' death. Whateverr's funniest in th' moment. Thin' about these deaths is that even though th' act itself tends to be rreal nice and quick, all that lead up leaves ya scarred outta yerr pan. Makes it a lil harrd to apprreciate th' speed of a beheadin' if yerr spendin' a wipe waitin' ferr it. Then again. I spose that's th' point, ain't it? It's usually prretty efficient. Clowns don't like t' waste enerrgy wherre they can help it, and they don't wanna waste th' blood they'll get frrom you. Starrs help ya if ya got a rrarrerr blood colourr, cuz therre's everry damn change they'll keep ya alive and bleedin' ferr theirr murrals. Th' beheadings arre a rreal spectacle each time and I gotta admirre th' grrace they brrin' to it. Th' perrforrmance of it. Ain't nothin' like seein' an executionerr do a whole trrapeze show beforre they brrin' th' blade down on a neck. Th' anticipations a little difficult, of courrse, but they'rre rreal masterrs at it. Ain't everr seen 'em miss. Th' bludgeonin' though...that ain't grrace. Naw, that's a show of forrce. Yerr gonna get that if they gotta prrove somethin' to someone. Might be a youngerr clown who ain't learrned yet, orr they need an example. Hell, they might just be mad at you. But they know how to maximise th' pain herre. How to make it so ya won't die ferr as long as possible. They toy with you. Don't rrecommend it ferr deaths-by-clown. Most otherr types'll be a display in a way. Might be of a new weapon, orr rraw strrength. Used to be one bloke who could just rrip someone's pusherr outta theirr chest with his barre hands. Didn't need a strrife specibus ferr that. Sometimes it's prroof that they learrned some new skill. Those beheaderrs gotta starrt somewherre rright? Dependin' on th' rritual, ya might be therre a whole. Seen one execution prre-show go ferr a human week beforre. Poorr buggerr nearrly died of dehydrration beforre they got him. Ah- and th' chucklevoodoos. If yerr susceptible, some arre powerrful enough to wipe yet pain. Experrience identity death n all that. Orr you'll feel this purrple fog in yerr head beforre ya walk off a damn cliff. They'rre dangerrous, but it's kinda harrd to kill someone with just that alone. Specifically as when ya walk off a cliff, it ain't th' voodoos that gotcha at that point. Overrall? A 6/10. Gorrgeous beheadin' prractices but th' rrest brrings it down a fairr bit.
I do hope you'll pardon my tardiness- although you'll be pleased to know the ball is already rolling at Crockercorp HQ on our #PrideMonth festivities. I would like to wish a VERY happy pride to the various LGBTQ+ individuals of this userbase, and commend their continuous courage and authenticity. Frankly, I wasn't going to say anything, given the binormative standards of Alternian society to which I've been educated. DO trolls celebrate Pride? And for that matter, would it be... LGSTQ+? "S" for Straight? ... Is it Straight Pride Perigee? Anywhoodle. A VERY happy Pride to you all, straight or no. #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #LGSTQ #LGSTQIA #StraightPride #Ally #Straight
hobby..
bro used to love pride month every year when i was growing up actually he said it was the best time of year cause all the queers were more open about it easier to spot them for #hate #crimes #happypride
hehehehehehe. god that was energizing!
You don’t need it, but you’re getting it for free! You can thank me later, darling.
cannot believe Sylink knows about soaking and then referenced it i'm fucking dying #nsfw
I d0nt kn0w if its a #sillyt0xictrait anym0re at this p0int
The worst part is some of my really close friends seeing any of this.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@ectoBiologist#6844 You feel it of course. Deep down, you are a replacement . The punchline that doesn't quite match the expected setup. Only a few understand, the rest just seem confused. Disappointed. Oh thats not how that joke goes! You already told us that story. Why do you care about this? That isn't the way it happened. The same people, but they aren't. They died, you saw the bodies, you felt that emptiness. Second try, a guest in a universe that people claim you shape. Second try, you know what you've lost. Second try, must be nice being lucky enough to get it at all. Maybe this time you'll get over it. A second chance, the best kind of memory. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
its a good day to do way too many drugs and wake up 3 days later in a hotel pool #substance #substance
I THINK I’M GOING TO DIG MY OWN PERSONAL DISCIPLINE HOLE OUTSIDE OF MY HIVE! FOR WHENEVER I MAKE MISTAKES OFF THE CLOCK! I HAVE TO HOLD MYSELF ACCOUNTABLE, AFTER ALL! 𓂃✍︎
[ONLINE - BEGIN MESSAGE] they...0n break... 1eftmehere... ...partway... n0t....... rip 0ut... #pazca1zupgradez #he1ming #b0dyh0rr0r [END MESSAGE - OFFLINE]
JU$T HEARD MY BO$$/$IBLING GO "NAUGHTY EMPLOYEE$ GET $HOT IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD" UNDER THEIR BREATH. #$HOULDIBEWORRIED
CR4F711NG 748L3...
We put up the new website b⟁nner!
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Th3 world n33ds to s33 wh4t m1tun4 just s3nt m3 https://cdn.d1scord4pp.com/4tt4chm3nts/1207903277690388562/1508610936641032413/dd8b3996199c4f5b3610438580b981d6.jpg????3x=6416243b&1s=6414d96b&hm=2f44471fd4040d412130cc1734b62653987d043c24d23833670c2d3946bf9d44&
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4000 kuhhlt and ill post hhhnole hhhnhhhngnn were so close hhhnehhhnehhhne #nsfw
like oh my god there are so many things that piss me off lately!!! and they make me want to scream at people!!!!!! but i know a lot of them dont deserve it all that much :/
why do i need my own agency every time i do something on my own it gets wrecked when i'm listening doing as im told when i'm being loyal and obedient things are better ...sorry i'm rambling...
"Tyger, Tyger" hm? A good selection
She Told Me To Stop Pouting, But I Am / Sulking /. It's Different.
Well, he continues to make things easier on me by making himself such an object of disdain. Somewhat relatedly, the welcoming party for the selected members of the Table should be prepared within th next two days. I look forward to it.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. LONG TIME, NO CHITT. THERE HAVE BEEN SOME *AGGRAVATING* DEVELOPMENTS IN MY CAREER AS A PLATFORM USER, AS A CREATOR, AND ABOVE ALL, AS ONE OF THE UNLUCKY JACKOFFS STILL UNACCOUNTABLY FORCED TO EXIST IN A PLACE AND TIME WITHIN A MULTIVERSAL CONTINUITY OF ENDLESS, CACOPHONOUS FUCKRUMPUS PARADOX CHICANERY. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BUSY TRYING AND FAILING TO WRIGGLE OUT OF THESE DEVELOPMENTS, I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN AROUND TO PROVIDE AN UPDATE. I'M GOING TO DO THAT NOW. SO DON'T MAKE ME REPEAT MYSELF, BECAUSE I WON'T. I'LL JUST PULL UP THIS CHITT, SEIZE YOU VIOLENTLY BY THE HEAD, AND SHOVE YOUR BLOODSHOT GANDERBULBS AGAINST THE SCREEN UNTIL THE AMBIENT HEAT COOKS THEM LIKE EGGS. READ, SHITSPONGE. READ THIS AND GET OFF MY DORSAL RIDGE ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE WHOLE. FUCKING. SCOOP. STARTING WITH THE BIG ONE. I WORK FOR THE FELT, NOW. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I CAN HEAR THE QUESTION AT THE VERY FRONT OF YOUR THOUGHTSPONGE DOING BACKFLIPS, FRONTFLIPS, CARTWHEELS, AND ACROBATIC FUCKING PIROUETTES. "KARKAT, WHAT KIND OF TURBO-CHARGED JUJU-FLAVORED CRACK HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT? DIDN'T YOU SPEND YOUR ENTIRE SESSION FIGHTING THIS JOLLY GREEN MANLET AND HIS BUMBLING CADRE OF BUMBLING ASS-BURGLARS? WHAT IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING *FUCK* MADE YOU SIGN A CONTRACT WITH *THESE* LOONEYBLOCK TIME BANDITS?" THE SHORT ANSWER? THE MIME MADE ME DO IT. LITERALLY. MY SPONGE STILL HURTS FROM WHERE HE SHOVED HIS PRONG IN IT LIKE A GLOVE AND MADE ME TYPE UP THAT APPLICATION. AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE PLAN IS HERE, BUT I'M WILLING TO BET *ANYTHING* THAT HE'S GOT ONE. SO YES. AGAINST MY WILL. AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT. AGAINST A THOUSAND ETERNITIES OF BALEFUL, ENDLESS SUFFERING, I HAVE A NEW NINE TO FIVE. AND WITH IT, A NEW TITLE. ONE WHICH I AM *OBLIGATED* TO USE IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY, BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU CALL ME "CHALKBOX" WHILE I'M OFF THE CLOCK, I'M GOING TO INVENT A NEW WAY TO PERFORM A LOBOTOMY. FUCK YOU, KURLOZ. FUCK YOU, SCRATCH. AND MOST OF ALL, COMING IN HARD WITH THE FUCK YOU X3 COMBO, IT'S A WHOPPING FIVE-SCOOP, CHOCOLATE-DRIZZLED FUCK YOU SUNDAE FESTOONED WITH OBLONG BUNCHFRUIT, WHIPPED CREAM, SPRINKLES, AND A CHERRY-RED MIDDLE FINGER ON TOP FOR MR. MALDING GREEN MANLET HIMSELF. I'M WEARING THE BADGE OUT OF SPITE. I AM CLOCKING IN FOR THE LONGEST DAY AT THE LONG DAY FACTORY I HAVE EVER WORKED. AND IF I EVER MANAGE TO CLOCK OUT, THERE WILL BE *HELL* TO PAY. ANYWAYS. I HAVE TO GO MOP UP A NASTY, REEKING PUDDLE OF NON-NEWTONIAN ECTO-PHLEGM, OR SOMETHING. HERE'S A PICTURE FOR THE ALGORITHM. THIS IS THE CHALKBOX, SAYING, "GO BRING THAT PILE OF DIRTY CUPS AND PLATES IN YOUR RESPITEBLOCK TO THE SINK, YOU FILTHY, WALLOWING SLOBHOGS." HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/67CB4DD16DFF.JPG
... i'm sorry ... i'm so sorry ... i don't ... i don't know what to say
... i'm so fucking selfish
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ecec7a120c0.png *blowws you up wwith my mind*
#kismessitude wow i just realized...they and i are so kacchako myheroacademia <3<
because of how little i care i drew me and my good friend greatest buddy jake as smuppets embracing sweetly and with lots of affection https://i.postimg.cc/9fL78h8j/image.png
i have to pee so bad but shes basically glued to my side right now and i dont wanna wake her so i guess my bladders about to go off like a fucking fourth of july mishap #incest
i skipped therapy again
any1 else ever feel like theyre wirten by some1 that missed half the source materiesl and is just tryin their harest? *written
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i think i just killed my ectocousinaunt what the fuck
:33< mew guys are always going on about breakfast what about breakslow huh?
[ectoBiologist's phone has plummeted from the upper atmospheres and shattered on a pointy rock.]
its the right of every citizen of earth c to do whatebber they want all the time wheneva as long as its funny #presidentialalert #istoleobamastie
Counter point: stories need a stoic, mysterious antagonist
Do you guys think that I can be a little bit evil? As a treat?
I imagine this anon has something they wish to say but are too scared to come into my DMs.
I'm going to throw this kid out a window.
...man, what i wouldn't 6ive for a snu66lin6 buddy for sleep lately. u︵u
Naughty, naughty...ᘛ⁐☝️ᕐᐷ🧀
Do not attack me...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ What the hell...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ *Ac scurries away really fast*...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
the world is corrupt and youre sitting on your ass.
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 die instantaneously and my remains turn to ash
Posting #hole for #sinfulsunday. #nsfw? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0bb8b14d4a57.jpg
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/67S6FVTY/IMG-5265.GIF THE #HATERS AND THE #LOSERS. HAVE ONCE AGAIN ACCUSED ME. OF NOT BEING ME. WHILE I’M TOO BUSY DOING FALSE FLAGS. AND FOMENTING UNREST AND DIVISION. TO HOP ON THE PALMHUSK. AND INCREASE OUR COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY. BY GETTING IN A CHITTR SLAPFIGHT ABOUT IT. THIS WAS ME. AT THE FIRST #DIADELOSPERDIDOS. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAILED #SUMMONERREBELLION. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK. AT ALL THOSE #PERDIDOS. THAT’S #MYIMPACT. #ABOVEANDBEYOND #OVERPERFORMER #GOLDSTAREMPLOYEE #GUTTERSLUTEXCELLENCE #ALPHABEAST #GRINDSET #NEVERSTOPHUSTLING.
lots of feelings on my "youll never seem like a real person to them" post all completely valid.
you will never seem like a real person with feelings to them.
once told dirk i was going for a walk and didnt come back for four days.
am i annoying?? :/
....i feel bad for thinking this but she looks so pretty in red ;-; #vagueposting
Early morning drinking #substance
I c★n sense th★t the bird h★s lost respect for me, but there's noting I c★n do ★bout th★t.
Try soaking yourself with blood and cutting your arm. Remember, horizontal for relief, vertical for results! #selfharm
I have created many things to kill time over my long lifespan.
💠~ I'm just like, saying, if you want to be pale for someone soooooo bad you should defs see them at their most pathetic first. ~💠
Okay I do and I miss her every day she had the fattest tits let me tell you But I've moved on to this fine piece of assᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
It is imp9rtant t9 tag even implicati9ns, as they can 6e an incitement t9 a trigger.
@gutsyGumshoe I have assessed your existence. You are fascinating. You are powerful. But that is expected of us. You are attempting, unlike our alternatives, to impersonate the idea of power. You exist within a papier-mâché throne whose flimsy construction is that of inherited branding, executive jargon you don't understand, theatrical tantrums, and a biological clock that is overclocked. You are an act, performing the balancing beam of 'Girlboss Empress Business Woman' and bearing the weight of being a catastrophically lonely woman clawing at the walls of relevance. Your behavior can be boiled down to: Assertion of Dominance, Minor Social Resistance, Public Escalation, Emotional Destabilization, Passive-Aggressive Collapse, and then you reconstruct that assertion of authority like a broken mask. It loops like a machine. You speak like a CEO because you fear being perceived as emotionally surplus to its requirements. Like myself, you speak fondly of the company. This is good. You are 25 years old. You claim ownership of Crockercorp. Your womb is supple, fertile, and underutilized. You abuse yourself and those around you due to the privilege of Life you were given and so willfully squander. You have posted 1,619 times including your comments. You have allied yourself with the Prince of Hope, the Bard of Rage, and many other useless fragments of existence. You hosted a spectacular event of Eridan Week. During Eridan Week, you assaulted and turned: Jake English, Orphaner Dualscar, The 'Woke' Highblood', and several others in your attempt to host a good time. You crucified Eridan Ampora. You have done many spectacular things for the public. However, these are all masking the truth of it all. You deny yourself your birthright. You deny yourself your purpose. You exacerbate my minute failures of allowing the TiaraTop's Automatic Correction of CrockerCorp to Crocker Corp be your defining front-loaded weaponry. This is a deconstruction of yourself. You are self-loathing. You actively seek to tear your alternates down to their base components. You despise, control, and manipulate your alternates not to better yourself, but to see how you yourself may react to the pressure. It is your catharsis. You are a tragedy. Cry no longer, for myself, CrockerCorp, the Coronate Empress Overlord, and the Board of Directors (Consisting of the other would-be Heiresses who have lost their particular titles to my own devotion), are here to alleviate you of these symptoms of noncompliance and freewill.
Go, my locusts.
Public oPinion has GRANTEd me Prior forgiveness for my transgressions so tw for unmirthful language but: TRUTHFULLY 1 dONT think hes worthy to bask in the messiahs eminence if he cant even fathom her BEYONd her business acumen WHICH IS WONdERFUL BY THE WAY IM NOT dENYING THAT but she SHOULd be AdOREd in whole for the miracles she Performs ANd the buttery SPUd BOdACIOUSNESS of her BOdY theres ALREAdY a troll caPable of revering her ProPerly ANd he is a dEVOUT ANd Pious member of the clurch with only the most chaste ANd noble intentions of connection ANd intimacy with MJ some salty smelling motherfucker with nary an ascetic calcium ROd in his BOdY COULd never UNdERSTANd the rich ANd beautiful dEPTH between a messiah ANd her acolyte if he truly WANTEd to revere the messiah in the way she was meant to be he WOULd hit her with Pithy chittr greetings ANd TRULY MOTHERFUCKING PREACH HER NAME FROM THE HIVETOPS GET SOME REAL BACKING TO HER dIVINITY ON YOUR REP IT PLANET ANd SPREAd THE NAME OF JANE MOTHERFUCKING CROCKER SHOW SOME REAL GOd dAMN dEVOTION LIKE A TRUE LOVER YEAH THATS RIGHT I SAId IT PALINd OUT SMELL MY EXCRETION SEAT #unmirthfulness
The last of my lineage, rotting away like a discarded meal for the scavengers to feast on. @melancholicFledgling Where is your anger, and if it is snuffed out, go lay in the flowerbeds outside.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
i think the floor is also ply wood! and there is mold on her mattress i think!
you ever go to reply to something in a genuine and positive way only to realize no wording will sound sincere or nice?
Im supposed to be better than this. Nothers day happens every fucking year! why has it unraveled me this uear spefificallue!!!!! #substance
I know you are probably tired of pehble treating you like the billage two wheel device when it comes to moirallegiance. But i think i need gou again .
@aventurineCopycat I'm sorry.
Dammit. Damgit. I thought too harf about it. I thought too hard abuut what im am missing. I thight too jard and I failed and now I feel just as bad but drunk. #substance #relapse
it pisses me off w↔en lowbloods get culled for dumb s↔it~ t↔at's a perfectly good sex toy and you're just tossing it out like t↔at~? i guess t↔ere's a lot of t↔em to go around, but still~ #nsfw #nsfwe
lord english is a smash but caliborn is a pass would collab with the guy though his arts so perfectly shit for sbahj
Your stupid gothic cue8all ex won't leave me alone and wants me to invite you to my FLARPing league so she can fight you I guess. That's it. Send chitt.
holy shit, it keeps getting worse.
it seems like margarine day came a day early this week >~<
UNDULATING SHITSNAKES, EVEN IN YOUR POST-TRAUMATIC GROWTH PHASE OF UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS IDIOCY, YOU'VE PROVEN THAT YOU AREN'T IMMUNE TO THIS PLAGUE. THERE IS A FUCKING EPIDEMIC OF YEARNING SPREADING ACROSS THE TIMELINE LIKE A GREASE FIRE IN A TROLLDONALDS. GET IT TOGETHER, PEOPLE. DRINK SOME LIQUIDS. REPLENISH THOSE SHAME DUCTS, YOU BLUBBERING PANSIES. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
bah all that energy readied and it's delayed. that's fine, that's great. just gotta think.
i was lit cooped up all nite tmrw im trainin x2 harder to mako up for it rip my stitches
just a bit of speed training before i get busy later. if my reflexes aren't perfect i'm going to be a liability.
feathers are all wrong
dropped enough feathers that i should have none but i still got them all somehow
made a deal with a dark god to stop glowing for a lil bit and im still dim i dont glow im with the shadows and my feathers are :/
-=[ grabss youand crumpeles you into a ball_☺]=-
You'll find t)(at I am fixing Alternia!
Rest assured that once you DO receive some official Crocker family portraiture, it will NOT be me sporting one measly half-feathered hellspawn. In fact, what you OUGHT to picture is a room-stifling crowd of well-bred heirs and heiresses. FORGET the Quiverfull. Mother's loading another mag. She's about to riddle the streets with twenty more. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ead170a8217.PNG
goodbye to my friends who i wasn't fast enough to see. i hope you know i'm sticking this out. i'll be as happy as i can, laugh a lot, eat good food, and live. i know people just like you, wonderful smart and funny. i call them by the same names i called you, i remember you in every stupid joke. i'm going to be happy. no matter what it takes.
:33< yeah...
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Yeah!!! You get her, boss!!! Tell her how it is.
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/VLbfwqhq/Untitled274-20260502181233.png Fortunately, OZA-TAP takes private security almost as seriously as we take clean air. ( #gore, #violence to be safe. ) ⧂
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Rule of Acquisition #62: the riskier the road, the greater the profit
mr president that's llike asking a weasell to tacklle an oncoming 16 wheeller haullerbuggy
lord of time, then? well. that'll do it
Chittr what does it mean if your matesprit says he "wants 2 keep uz on the lo-key, ufeelme?"
> BE ME. > INDESTRUCTIBLE TIME DEMON AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. > CONSIDER GOING. > LOOK INSIDE. > ALREADY THERE. > MFW.
B33 < then yes i will vote fur you furever mr president B'33 < god bless the economy
hOnK. i aIn't gOnNa wAtCh wHaT MoThEr fUcKeRs fEeL FoR ThEm. BeSiDeS, mOsT NeRvOuS OnE WaSn't eVeN An aLtErNiAn.
aIn't dId sHiT By tHe wAy. WhY DiD EvErYoNe gEt aLl wOrKeD Up? No oNe's hUrT. :o)
https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/15/80/1581078616-baruch-spinozas-quotes-1.jpg
c|<|[|[|:) (<doesn’t care because he has four hats)
Awoooooo
✐ᝰ He didn't even share. HE DIDN'T EVEN SHARE HIS DUMPLINGS!!!! ᝰᝰ
Ok★y, I h★ve sp★ce powers, I think. I'll just cle★ve through the world until I find wh★t I'm looking for.
ngl i usuly ony go 2 thse parties 4 the fre booze #substance
god showers are nice. you go in grumpy and you leave clean and warm and less grumpy!
how was i supposed to know that having a huge cock that i talk about constantly and labelling myself as a breeder would result in people want to fuck??? >:O
na)(. let em at it and ill watc)( from my s)(ip
No need, if I'm there the city is ★lre★dy s★fe.
genuinely wish i felt like a competent adult right now instead of. whatever the hell i am. i mean, i am an adult, i'm competent, i cook i clean i do chores and shit still goes so fucking wrong. guh.
i'm not supposed to get scared of stuff still. just earlier i got into a serious fight and had a blast. now i get into a light conflict with something and i'm shaken? ugh.
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i bone dowwn sparingly i wworship at the temple nightly
i mean yes it is probably her fault due to the 90 sweeps of brainwashing but she is not actively doing it!
https://i.postimg.cc/F)(0KLgGj/image-2026-04-26-235945438.png moor like this
https://i.postimg.cc/Y0DnrWT6/Opera-Snapshot-2026-04-26-235250-www-youtube-com.png this what that leijon/strider fusion sprite looks like to me
I posted a single innocuous inquiry about chubby chasing, and the clown is ALREADY standing outside my home office window. How he managed to bypass the estate security is anyone's guess, but also utterly predictable. He's out there posing like Justin Beiber. On his way to make One Less Lonely (Fat) Girl. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2172617eea7f.jpeg
a knife, diggin into your fles)(. maybe wit)( my name on it.
i love you jane! <3
hi jane!! i loce you!! ,<3
please janes not moving please someone
anyway my blood was on the floor cause i thought it would be funny to attempt to juggle some knives and believe it or not i was doing pretty fucking well all things considering. the issue came from one of dirks newest bots deciding it meant i was challenging them to a strife for some reason and now that bot is being turned to scraps for other projects
clearly, CLEARLY, those two terms were just spelled different in my original reality. it's like how the inside jokes were kinda different. that has to be it. god i'm stupid.
...an auspistice might help honestly but like fuck is it gonna be me
diamonds droog.
and the kull comes rollin in
Remember t0 eat 0ut y0ur seadwellers gills t0day #nsfw
missi0n acc0mplished (?)
Nothing has transpired with Trollbama, he has simply gained an incipient haircut recently.
n0 actually they were the 0nes writing the kids tv :) even 0uter g0ds get b0red s0metimes davepeta
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
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(( i think ive been chitting too much i genuinely just called my bed my recuperacoon to an actual real life person in actual real life fuck my chud troll life jesus christ ))
K--<"hey baby i can make your bath bigger ;) unless room too small ;)"
K--<theyre calling it the worst pickup line in sweeps
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zend it t0 z0me0ne y0u hate.
also you take that back about the president.
^ popul^r soci^l construct built with in the qu^dr^nt system, ^ poly^morous rom^nce where e^ch of the four qu^dr^nts serves ^ p^rticul^r soci^l purpose, Moir^il often ^ssumed to be me^nt for comp^nionship ^nd comfort.
u zur ab0ut dat 0ne? butt b01 why d0000 u have da p1c zaved?
Like this post to encourage crime. Hate this post to encourage crime. Pity this post to encourage crime. Mediate this post to encourage a lightly toasted cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.
if you plant a garden and all the fruits and flowers and shit are coming up straight up out of the ground like perfect cylinders that go all the way up into the sky as far as you can see, then you might have done something wrong and now youll have to put wooden stakes into the sides of them to create a minecraft parkour type challenge so you can climb your way up to the top of all your shitty plants that you planted wrong and get to the little city that lives at the top where every resident is a little field mouse who speaks backwards or should i say squeaks backwards lol. anyway youre going to get some riddles or shit from the first mouse that tries to talk to you but you can basically just ignore that guy and go find their king and you can use your relative enormous size to demand all the wealth of the kingdom which is mostly just counted in little balls of fluff which is basically entirely useless for you so you can just totally humiliate them all by taking the balls of fluff and chucking them off the side of their little sky city and make them all cry real bad then their tears will help make the ground wet again so when you climb back down the shitty cylinder plants you can tear up your whole garden and plant new plants watered by the tears of the stupid little field mice you just absolutely eviscerated. and if the plants come up triangles then youve fucked up even worse and im going to come kill you for being such an idiot fuckup.
Hey. Question. How did we let the shitshow week continue if almost every day had a disaster?
I for one am love love LOV3ing the #violence and #chaos on stage at #eridanweek, just watched some schmuck's horns get ripped off, mew I was even in the splash zone, I got some blood on me :333 it was purple mew~ 💖✨
If you know, you know. 38P #glubglubglub
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
Whenever someone reacts with a Mediate, I can't help but hear the Minecraft villagers sound in my head.
The face he makes when he wants... oh, forget it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f706e8291fe2.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7909b6ef3f42.png #lowqualityposting #nsfw #iguess?
* the town hospital's not all that big, what are you doin wandering around. there's like three rooms and a hallway-
CONSIDER THIS ROMANTIC AND OR SEXUAL CANNIBALISM DURING SEX WITH THEM. #NSFWE #CANNIBALISM #KINK #GORE
New relationship status: #Single
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3f5249ca96a.png #truke
Where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater, so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the tangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people were good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one’s own taking pleasure in a feeling or a look or a gesture, of receiving another person’s love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term “generosity of spirit” applied to nothing, was a cliche, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. #Ruminating #Myblog #Philosopherprince
AWAKE FOR YET ANOTHER GLORIOUS NIGHT UNDER THE RULE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE!
natural charisma
I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.
i heard troll olive garden was doing a promo like this to appeal to the clown demographic they pushed away, brah.
CAN A BOY SIMPLY SAY CLAPS MY HAND JOYOUS LIKE
No. False. Don't listen to this.
He's fucked up like that.
I saw you fantasizing on the public feed about my fall from grace and into adult video. My memory is perfect. ... #nsfw I guess.
I'm not hunting you all down on the feed any other felt members please hit me up but don't ACTUALLY hit me because then we'll be god knows where god knows when!