♣ mediated by @aventurineCopycat
Counter point: stories need a stoic, mysterious antagonist
Do you guys think that I can be a little bit evil? As a treat?
I imagine this anon has something they wish to say but are too scared to come into my DMs.
I'm going to throw this kid out a window.
...man, what i wouldn't 6ive for a snu66lin6 buddy for sleep lately. u︵u
Naughty, naughty...ᘛ⁐☝️ᕐᐷ🧀
Do not attack me...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ What the hell...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ *Ac scurries away really fast*...—̳͟͞͞ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ
the world is corrupt and youre sitting on your ass.
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 die instantaneously and my remains turn to ash
Posting #hole for #sinfulsunday. #nsfw? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0bb8b14d4a57.jpg
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/67S6FVTY/IMG-5265.GIF THE #HATERS AND THE #LOSERS. HAVE ONCE AGAIN ACCUSED ME. OF NOT BEING ME. WHILE I’M TOO BUSY DOING FALSE FLAGS. AND FOMENTING UNREST AND DIVISION. TO HOP ON THE PALMHUSK. AND INCREASE OUR COLLECTIVE STUPIDITY. BY GETTING IN A CHITTR SLAPFIGHT ABOUT IT. THIS WAS ME. AT THE FIRST #DIADELOSPERDIDOS. ALSO KNOWN AS THE FAILED #SUMMONERREBELLION. TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK. AT ALL THOSE #PERDIDOS. THAT’S #MYIMPACT. #ABOVEANDBEYOND #OVERPERFORMER #GOLDSTAREMPLOYEE #GUTTERSLUTEXCELLENCE #ALPHABEAST #GRINDSET #NEVERSTOPHUSTLING.
I am a very dedicated man.
Forgot Roxy's ao3 too.
lots of feelings on my "youll never seem like a real person to them" post all completely valid.
you will never seem like a real person with feelings to them.
once told dirk i was going for a walk and didnt come back for four days.
am i annoying?? :/
....i feel bad for thinking this but she looks so pretty in red ;-; #vagueposting
Early morning drinking #substance
I c★n sense th★t the bird h★s lost respect for me, but there's noting I c★n do ★bout th★t.
Try soaking yourself with blood and cutting your arm. Remember, horizontal for relief, vertical for results! #selfharm
I have created many things to kill time over my long lifespan.
💠~ I'm just like, saying, if you want to be pale for someone soooooo bad you should defs see them at their most pathetic first. ~💠
Okay I do and I miss her every day she had the fattest tits let me tell you But I've moved on to this fine piece of assᴮˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ ᵇˡᵉʰ
It is imp9rtant t9 tag even implicati9ns, as they can 6e an incitement t9 a trigger.
@gutsyGumshoe I have assessed your existence. You are fascinating. You are powerful. But that is expected of us. You are attempting, unlike our alternatives, to impersonate the idea of power. You exist within a papier-mâché throne whose flimsy construction is that of inherited branding, executive jargon you don't understand, theatrical tantrums, and a biological clock that is overclocked. You are an act, performing the balancing beam of 'Girlboss Empress Business Woman' and bearing the weight of being a catastrophically lonely woman clawing at the walls of relevance. Your behavior can be boiled down to: Assertion of Dominance, Minor Social Resistance, Public Escalation, Emotional Destabilization, Passive-Aggressive Collapse, and then you reconstruct that assertion of authority like a broken mask. It loops like a machine. You speak like a CEO because you fear being perceived as emotionally surplus to its requirements. Like myself, you speak fondly of the company. This is good. You are 25 years old. You claim ownership of Crockercorp. Your womb is supple, fertile, and underutilized. You abuse yourself and those around you due to the privilege of Life you were given and so willfully squander. You have posted 1,619 times including your comments. You have allied yourself with the Prince of Hope, the Bard of Rage, and many other useless fragments of existence. You hosted a spectacular event of Eridan Week. During Eridan Week, you assaulted and turned: Jake English, Orphaner Dualscar, The 'Woke' Highblood', and several others in your attempt to host a good time. You crucified Eridan Ampora. You have done many spectacular things for the public. However, these are all masking the truth of it all. You deny yourself your birthright. You deny yourself your purpose. You exacerbate my minute failures of allowing the TiaraTop's Automatic Correction of CrockerCorp to Crocker Corp be your defining front-loaded weaponry. This is a deconstruction of yourself. You are self-loathing. You actively seek to tear your alternates down to their base components. You despise, control, and manipulate your alternates not to better yourself, but to see how you yourself may react to the pressure. It is your catharsis. You are a tragedy. Cry no longer, for myself, CrockerCorp, the Coronate Empress Overlord, and the Board of Directors (Consisting of the other would-be Heiresses who have lost their particular titles to my own devotion), are here to alleviate you of these symptoms of noncompliance and freewill.
Go, my locusts.
Public oPinion has GRANTEd me Prior forgiveness for my transgressions so tw for unmirthful language but: TRUTHFULLY 1 dONT think hes worthy to bask in the messiahs eminence if he cant even fathom her BEYONd her business acumen WHICH IS WONdERFUL BY THE WAY IM NOT dENYING THAT but she SHOULd be AdOREd in whole for the miracles she Performs ANd the buttery SPUd BOdACIOUSNESS of her BOdY theres ALREAdY a troll caPable of revering her ProPerly ANd he is a dEVOUT ANd Pious member of the clurch with only the most chaste ANd noble intentions of connection ANd intimacy with MJ some salty smelling motherfucker with nary an ascetic calcium ROd in his BOdY COULd never UNdERSTANd the rich ANd beautiful dEPTH between a messiah ANd her acolyte if he truly WANTEd to revere the messiah in the way she was meant to be he WOULd hit her with Pithy chittr greetings ANd TRULY MOTHERFUCKING PREACH HER NAME FROM THE HIVETOPS GET SOME REAL BACKING TO HER dIVINITY ON YOUR REP IT PLANET ANd SPREAd THE NAME OF JANE MOTHERFUCKING CROCKER SHOW SOME REAL GOd dAMN dEVOTION LIKE A TRUE LOVER YEAH THATS RIGHT I SAId IT PALINd OUT SMELL MY EXCRETION SEAT #unmirthfulness
The last of my lineage, rotting away like a discarded meal for the scavengers to feast on. @melancholicFledgling Where is your anger, and if it is snuffed out, go lay in the flowerbeds outside.
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
i think the floor is also ply wood! and there is mold on her mattress i think!
you ever go to reply to something in a genuine and positive way only to realize no wording will sound sincere or nice?
Im supposed to be better than this. Nothers day happens every fucking year! why has it unraveled me this uear spefificallue!!!!! #substance
I know you are probably tired of pehble treating you like the billage two wheel device when it comes to moirallegiance. But i think i need gou again .
@aventurineCopycat I'm sorry.
Dammit. Damgit. I thought too harf about it. I thought too hard abuut what im am missing. I thight too jard and I failed and now I feel just as bad but drunk. #substance #relapse
it pisses me off w↔en lowbloods get culled for dumb s↔it~ t↔at's a perfectly good sex toy and you're just tossing it out like t↔at~? i guess t↔ere's a lot of t↔em to go around, but still~ #nsfw #nsfwe
lord english is a smash but caliborn is a pass would collab with the guy though his arts so perfectly shit for sbahj
Hee-hee. Sorry to disappoint, kitty. 🐱🤷
Assuming I know what youre talking about. Perhaps you need another source of guidance. 🙂
Your stupid gothic cue8all ex won't leave me alone and wants me to invite you to my FLARPing league so she can fight you I guess. That's it. Send chitt.
holy shit, it keeps getting worse.
it seems like margarine day came a day early this week >~<
UNDULATING SHITSNAKES, EVEN IN YOUR POST-TRAUMATIC GROWTH PHASE OF UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS IDIOCY, YOU'VE PROVEN THAT YOU AREN'T IMMUNE TO THIS PLAGUE. THERE IS A FUCKING EPIDEMIC OF YEARNING SPREADING ACROSS THE TIMELINE LIKE A GREASE FIRE IN A TROLLDONALDS. GET IT TOGETHER, PEOPLE. DRINK SOME LIQUIDS. REPLENISH THOSE SHAME DUCTS, YOU BLUBBERING PANSIES. IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY.
wwhy the fuck are they actually making a neww harry potter showw. just let the fans havve it and no longer givve that wwitch any goddamn credit
bah all that energy readied and it's delayed. that's fine, that's great. just gotta think.
i was lit cooped up all nite tmrw im trainin x2 harder to mako up for it rip my stitches
just a bit of speed training before i get busy later. if my reflexes aren't perfect i'm going to be a liability.
feathers are all wrong
dropped enough feathers that i should have none but i still got them all somehow
made a deal with a dark god to stop glowing for a lil bit and im still dim i dont glow im with the shadows and my feathers are :/
-=[ grabss youand crumpeles you into a ball_☺]=-
You'll find t)(at I am fixing Alternia!
Rest assured that once you DO receive some official Crocker family portraiture, it will NOT be me sporting one measly half-feathered hellspawn. In fact, what you OUGHT to picture is a room-stifling crowd of well-bred heirs and heiresses. FORGET the Quiverfull. Mother's loading another mag. She's about to riddle the streets with twenty more. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4ead170a8217.PNG
goodbye to my friends who i wasn't fast enough to see. i hope you know i'm sticking this out. i'll be as happy as i can, laugh a lot, eat good food, and live. i know people just like you, wonderful smart and funny. i call them by the same names i called you, i remember you in every stupid joke. i'm going to be happy. no matter what it takes.
:33< yeah...
Yeah!!! You get her, boss!!! Tell her how it is.
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/VLbfwqhq/Untitled274-20260502181233.png Fortunately, OZA-TAP takes private security almost as seriously as we take clean air. ( #gore, #violence to be safe. ) ⧂
READING ONTO THE RECORD! Rule of Acquisition #62: the riskier the road, the greater the profit
mr president that's llike asking a weasell to tacklle an oncoming 16 wheeller haullerbuggy
lord of time, then? well. that'll do it
Chittr what does it mean if your matesprit says he "wants 2 keep uz on the lo-key, ufeelme?"
> BE ME. > INDESTRUCTIBLE TIME DEMON AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE. > CONSIDER GOING. > LOOK INSIDE. > ALREADY THERE. > MFW.
B33 < then yes i will vote fur you furever mr president B'33 < god bless the economy
hOnK. i aIn't gOnNa wAtCh wHaT MoThEr fUcKeRs fEeL FoR ThEm. BeSiDeS, mOsT NeRvOuS OnE WaSn't eVeN An aLtErNiAn.
aIn't dId sHiT By tHe wAy. WhY DiD EvErYoNe gEt aLl wOrKeD Up? No oNe's hUrT. :o)
https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/15/80/1581078616-baruch-spinozas-quotes-1.jpg
c|<|[|[|:) (<doesn’t care because he has four hats)
Awoooooo
✐ᝰ He didn't even share. HE DIDN'T EVEN SHARE HIS DUMPLINGS!!!! ᝰᝰ
Ok★y, I h★ve sp★ce powers, I think. I'll just cle★ve through the world until I find wh★t I'm looking for.
ngl i usuly ony go 2 thse parties 4 the fre booze #substance
god showers are nice. you go in grumpy and you leave clean and warm and less grumpy!
how was i supposed to know that having a huge cock that i talk about constantly and labelling myself as a breeder would result in people want to fuck??? >:O
na)(. let em at it and ill watc)( from my s)(ip
No need, if I'm there the city is ★lre★dy s★fe.
genuinely wish i felt like a competent adult right now instead of. whatever the hell i am. i mean, i am an adult, i'm competent, i cook i clean i do chores and shit still goes so fucking wrong. guh.
i'm not supposed to get scared of stuff still. just earlier i got into a serious fight and had a blast. now i get into a light conflict with something and i'm shaken? ugh.
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Killing him would relieve so much. #violence #incest
i bone dowwn sparingly i wworship at the temple nightly
i mean yes it is probably her fault due to the 90 sweeps of brainwashing but she is not actively doing it!
https://i.postimg.cc/F)(0KLgGj/image-2026-04-26-235945438.png moor like this
https://i.postimg.cc/Y0DnrWT6/Opera-Snapshot-2026-04-26-235250-www-youtube-com.png this what that leijon/strider fusion sprite looks like to me
I posted a single innocuous inquiry about chubby chasing, and the clown is ALREADY standing outside my home office window. How he managed to bypass the estate security is anyone's guess, but also utterly predictable. He's out there posing like Justin Beiber. On his way to make One Less Lonely (Fat) Girl. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2172617eea7f.jpeg
a knife, diggin into your fles)(. maybe wit)( my name on it.
i love you jane! <3
hi jane!! i loce you!! ,<3
please janes not moving please someone
anyway my blood was on the floor cause i thought it would be funny to attempt to juggle some knives and believe it or not i was doing pretty fucking well all things considering. the issue came from one of dirks newest bots deciding it meant i was challenging them to a strife for some reason and now that bot is being turned to scraps for other projects
clearly, CLEARLY, those two terms were just spelled different in my original reality. it's like how the inside jokes were kinda different. that has to be it. god i'm stupid.
...an auspistice might help honestly but like fuck is it gonna be me
and the kull comes rollin in
Remember t0 eat 0ut y0ur seadwellers gills t0day #nsfw
missi0n acc0mplished (?)
Nothing has transpired with Trollbama, he has simply gained an incipient haircut recently.
n0 actually they were the 0nes writing the kids tv :) even 0uter g0ds get b0red s0metimes davepeta
DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
(( i think ive been chitting too much i genuinely just called my bed my recuperacoon to an actual real life person in actual real life fuck my chud troll life jesus christ ))
K--<"hey baby i can make your bath bigger ;) unless room too small ;)"
K--<theyre calling it the worst pickup line in sweeps
>> AOkghejwbtjww OMG hahah ¡ hope that'ડ a good th¡ng
zend it t0 z0me0ne y0u hate.
also you take that back about the president.
^ popul^r soci^l construct built with in the qu^dr^nt system, ^ poly^morous rom^nce where e^ch of the four qu^dr^nts serves ^ p^rticul^r soci^l purpose, Moir^il often ^ssumed to be me^nt for comp^nionship ^nd comfort.
u zur ab0ut dat 0ne? butt b01 why d0000 u have da p1c zaved?
Like this post to encourage crime. Hate this post to encourage crime. Pity this post to encourage crime. Mediate this post to encourage a lightly toasted cheese sandwich and a cup of tea.
if you plant a garden and all the fruits and flowers and shit are coming up straight up out of the ground like perfect cylinders that go all the way up into the sky as far as you can see, then you might have done something wrong and now youll have to put wooden stakes into the sides of them to create a minecraft parkour type challenge so you can climb your way up to the top of all your shitty plants that you planted wrong and get to the little city that lives at the top where every resident is a little field mouse who speaks backwards or should i say squeaks backwards lol. anyway youre going to get some riddles or shit from the first mouse that tries to talk to you but you can basically just ignore that guy and go find their king and you can use your relative enormous size to demand all the wealth of the kingdom which is mostly just counted in little balls of fluff which is basically entirely useless for you so you can just totally humiliate them all by taking the balls of fluff and chucking them off the side of their little sky city and make them all cry real bad then their tears will help make the ground wet again so when you climb back down the shitty cylinder plants you can tear up your whole garden and plant new plants watered by the tears of the stupid little field mice you just absolutely eviscerated. and if the plants come up triangles then youve fucked up even worse and im going to come kill you for being such an idiot fuckup.
Hey. Question. How did we let the shitshow week continue if almost every day had a disaster?
I for one am love love LOV3ing the #violence and #chaos on stage at #eridanweek, just watched some schmuck's horns get ripped off, mew I was even in the splash zone, I got some blood on me :333 it was purple mew~ 💖✨
If you know, you know. 38P #glubglubglub
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
Whenever someone reacts with a Mediate, I can't help but hear the Minecraft villagers sound in my head.
The face he makes when he wants... oh, forget it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f706e8291fe2.png
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7909b6ef3f42.png #lowqualityposting #nsfw #iguess?
* the town hospital's not all that big, what are you doin wandering around. there's like three rooms and a hallway-
CONSIDER THIS ROMANTIC AND OR SEXUAL CANNIBALISM DURING SEX WITH THEM. #NSFWE #CANNIBALISM #KINK #GORE
New relationship status: #Single
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3f5249ca96a.png #truke
Where there was nature and earth, life and water, I saw a desert landscape that was unending, resembling some sort of crater, so devoid of reason and light and spirit that the mind could not grasp it on any sort of conscious level and if you came close the mind would reel backward, unable to take it in. It was a vision so clear and real and vital to me that in its purity it was almost abstract. This was what I could understand, this was how I lived my life, what I constructed my movement around, how I dealt with the tangible. This was the geography around which my reality revolved: it did not occur to me, ever, that people were good or that a man was capable of change or that the world could be a better place through one’s own taking pleasure in a feeling or a look or a gesture, of receiving another person’s love or kindness. Nothing was affirmative, the term “generosity of spirit” applied to nothing, was a cliche, was some kind of bad joke. Sex is mathematics. Individuality no longer an issue. What does intelligence signify? Define reason. Desire- meaningless. Intellect is not a cure. Justice is dead. Fear, recrimination, innocence, sympathy, guilt, waste, failure, grief, were things, emotions, that no one really felt anymore. Reflection is useless, the world is senseless. Evil is its only permanence. God is not alive. Love cannot be trusted. #Ruminating #Myblog #Philosopherprince
AWAKE FOR YET ANOTHER GLORIOUS NIGHT UNDER THE RULE OF THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE!
natural charisma
I have downright DELIGHTED in the company of a select number of you. This platform has introduced me to the most unlikely of cohorts, and unearthed common ground I might have never otherwise excavated. I almost forgive the rest of you for running around with your feverish hand down your trousers. #nsfw I guess.
i heard troll olive garden was doing a promo like this to appeal to the clown demographic they pushed away, brah.
CAN A BOY SIMPLY SAY CLAPS MY HAND JOYOUS LIKE
No. False. Don't listen to this.
He's fucked up like that.
I saw you fantasizing on the public feed about my fall from grace and into adult video. My memory is perfect. ... #nsfw I guess.
I'm not hunting you all down on the feed any other felt members please hit me up but don't ACTUALLY hit me because then we'll be god knows where god knows when!